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Fagging up soccer might make burgers actually interested in it.

Eh maybe California Washington and New York maybe.

Pfft fly-over closet dwellers exist.

With all the fake injuries and rolling around the ground pretending to be hurt, the only way it could be more gay is they just fucking each other in the ass on the field.

*kickball

Idk I’m not really interested in a game where the roll around for 5 min and the kiss each other sounds kinda gay.

Yeah, real sports have commercial breaks every 10 seconds.

Any sport where almost no one is allowed to touch balls with their hands is gay as fuck

big if true

touch balls with their hands is gay as fuck

You’ve got that right.

Relevant

Is there a gayer sport than football (both) though?

Tennis.

Not when a crippled girl is the ball.

Delete this!

Club swimming. It's either soccer mom or gay twenty something.

Cycling.

Nonwhites are inherently more conservative/less progressive than whites idk why progressives constantly stan for them.

Nonwhites are inherently more conservative

what the fuck nowhere town do you live in that's made you think this

I come from Pakistan

ah that explains the stench

I actually smell quite good

Goat shit doesn't smell good, friend.

My sympathies.

are you pashto?

No, I'm not from any Pakistani ethnic group. I'm Rajasthani (which is Indian)

Pakistani
Indian

Double disgusting. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

rajasthani is an ethnic group? what's it like?

Yeah we're from the region in northern India called Rajasthan. My family is from he capital Jaipur, which has some really colorful landmarks. I'm largely divorced from the culture there since my family is Catholic and since I was born in Pakistan.

Rajasthani culture is basically throwing sand around and pretending it’s art right?

No you're thinking of drama

that's bretty cool

It is! :D

It also has the Albert Hall Museum and the Jal Mahal.

I wanna be able to go there someday

Was your family catholic before they moved to the states?

Also, that's really neat, thanks for sharing.

Yeah they've been Catholic forever. Go back far enough and you find Europeans who came to India. And I'm glad you liked it!

Lmao did your parents think they'd be better off in the Abrahamic country?

My grandfather moved the family there right after the partition because of work. In addition, at the time Pakistan was safer than India because you had roving bands of hindutva in india killing people.

Oh so your grandfather decided he wanted easy promotions? Makes sense.

And no, Rajasthan did not have 'bands of Hindutva'. UP and Bihar were the only places Hindus attacked, in Punjab it was split evenly between Hindus and Sikhs. Be honest, the reason was that for the first 30 years you Abrahamics lived happily side by side after purging all us dirty Pagans. Unfortunately for your lot that honeymoon wore off in the 80s.

What

Is this what pajeet fights look like?

Is this what mdegenerates look like? 😄

Triggered hindu lol

They are tho? What you think cause Latinxs like shag like rabbits they're somehow super progressive?

Latinos shag like rabbit because we're fucking great at it, Mr Missionary.

He's right if you're looking at it from a global scale

I don't see anything about Real Madrid in that tweet.

That's the great thing about the game's big anti-homophobia drive at the moment: it focuses solely on homophobia in the stands (translated: coming from mayos), but never mentions the massive and often institutional homophobia coming from the big media markets who buy their product. Wonder why that is...

I’ll take “disgusting amounts of money” for $600, Alex.