The last thing Fifa wants to do is catch the world cup hosts cheating. There are ongoing investigations into Russian footballers, they'll be resuming after the world cup.
Right, but there the ones in charge of making the decision about whether it's considered cheating or not, they're the ones that administrate the drugs tests. If they don't want someone caught, they're not getting caught. Don't worry though, it's all above board, as Putin reassured disgraced former Fifa head Sepp Blatter when they met during the start of the world cup.
That is actually all entirely true, not some nutty football conspiracy theory. I could source it, but as the Private Eye doesn't have an online version sourcing some of it would involve scanning and uploading an article which is quite frankly more effort than I'm willing to go to even for a cutey like you.
The Brazilbros going to Russia and publicly impregnating so many of their women was honestly one of the best things to come out of World Cup this year.
Given that Russia and other eastern european countries had/has low or negative birthrates this might very good for them. Japan should also take some initiative.
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1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-07
At this point I'm pulling for either Croatia or Belgium, or Russia wins and then gets caught cheating
1 thrillhouze- 2018-07-07
Russia winning then being stripped of their title would be too much drama. A bit of a Mr Creosote kind of situation.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-07
How dare you
1 thrillhouze- 2018-07-07
You haven’t thought of the smell!
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-07
👏NOT👏MY👏PROBLEM👏
1 SamWhite 2018-07-07
The last thing Fifa wants to do is catch the world cup hosts cheating. There are ongoing investigations into Russian footballers, they'll be resuming after the world cup.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-07
Which is why it'd be so great
1 SamWhite 2018-07-07
Right, but there the ones in charge of making the decision about whether it's considered cheating or not, they're the ones that administrate the drugs tests. If they don't want someone caught, they're not getting caught. Don't worry though, it's all above board, as Putin reassured disgraced former Fifa head Sepp Blatter when they met during the start of the world cup.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-07
I'm not invested enough to challenge this
1 SamWhite 2018-07-07
That is actually all entirely true, not some nutty football conspiracy theory. I could source it, but as the Private Eye doesn't have an online version sourcing some of it would involve scanning and uploading an article which is quite frankly more effort than I'm willing to go to even for a cutey like you.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-07
No, you're probably right, but it ruins the fantasy
1 SamWhite 2018-07-07
You'd be surprised how often people have said this to me.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-07
Literally who?
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-07
Why weren't Brazilians this cool on the internet when I was growing up.
1 69TEKASHI6IX9INE69 2018-07-07
Those monkeys still shit up every corner of the internet they're in.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-07-07
😎😎😎
1 69TEKASHI6IX9INE69 2018-07-07
To be clear, macacos irl are very cool. On the internet they're worse than Russians and Turks.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-07-07
Obrigado. 😎
Dos russos eu já sabia, mas dos turcos eu fiquei sabendo agora. Por que eles têm essa má fama? 🤔
1 69TEKASHI6IX9INE69 2018-07-07
Nationalist dick waving on an unreal level. Also, genocide denial.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-07-07
Not the finest people. 😔😔😔
Sad! 🇹🇷🔥🇹🇷🔥🇹🇷🔥🇹🇷🔥
1 69TEKASHI6IX9INE69 2018-07-07
The Brazilbros going to Russia and publicly impregnating so many of their women was honestly one of the best things to come out of World Cup this year.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-07-07
Given that Russia and other eastern european countries had/has low or negative birthrates this might very good for them. Japan should also take some initiative.
1 69TEKASHI6IX9INE69 2018-07-07
More Maria Ozawas pls.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-07-07
You will have to ask to the frogs or the leafs for this, bud.
1 69TEKASHI6IX9INE69 2018-07-07
Damn, thought she was BR.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-07-07
HOPE YOU LIKE IT 👌👌👌
1 automatic_chuck 2018-07-07
😎😎😎
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-07-07
PLz come 2 Brazil
1 80BAIT08 2018-07-07
Soccer fans are as big fags as the players whoda thunk.