i never said i did either, i've just written drunk paragraphs about shitty past relationships. but i never claimed to be MGTOW or talk shit about hating all femoids either.
Translation: hang out with fat people until they start to look attractive. /u/pizzashill what's your opinion on HAES and CICO, and how often do your alts post in /r/bodyacceptance?
Go shopping for your mother. Hang around the frozen foods section. Just awkwardly strike up a conversation. If you're stuck for a topic of conversation, just look around for inspiration. Favorite frozen dinner? Crumbed vs battered tendies? What dipping sauce goes with what, and why is it your secret blend of ranch, Tabasco, and a little mustard?
Remember, innuendo and humour is the fastest way to a woman's heart (or at least, the fastest way to have her back away if she's not interested).
If you use the phrase "how about we go back to your place and I'll show you how I baste your tendies" then you'll very quickly know for sure where you stand. Either you're in, or she's leaving in a hurry.
Then you just alter a few details (her weight, the exact phrase you used, and your subsequent disappointing performance) and write it up as a "field report" on /r/TheRedPill ("How I scored with a 8/10 hb in the fresh foods section of the supermarket").
One time, I swear to god, some like 300 pound redhead was msging me and I'm talking to her, not insulting her, just being friendly. Why? Because I spotted a diamond in that turd. I knew if she lost weight she'd be fucking smoking. And you know what? She was a year later.
Accepting this fiction at face value, a 300 pound woman who lost a ton of weight in a year is not going to look great naked. But it's a nice start.
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1 telandrias 2018-07-07
I do the same but the opposite. I force feed women until they die. They made a documentary About me called Feed in 2005.
1 DoubleCheekedUp 2018-07-07
hnnnnnggg
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-07
fat women never lose weight, that was a LARP.
1 d-amazo 2018-07-07
it is amazing to me that you're so obviously a teenaged incel yet you constantly spout off your knowledge of women as if you're an expert.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-07
lol you think dating fat girls and then manipulating them into losing weight is a winning strategy?
1 pizzashill 2018-07-07
I can see you know literally nothing about women.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-07
"i want nothing to do with women, i'm MGTOW"
"btw i'm an expert on girls, here is a guide"
k.
1 pizzashill 2018-07-07
I'm not the one with women problems.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-07
except for all the times you said you did, but "the incel thing is just a LARP".
1 pizzashill 2018-07-07
When have I ever said I had problems picking women up?
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-07
i never said i did either, i've just written drunk paragraphs about shitty past relationships. but i never claimed to be MGTOW or talk shit about hating all femoids either.
1 Eskain 2018-07-07
I'm gay, so asking out of curiosity here. But is it true feminist women tend to be the most sexually submissive?
1 pizzashill 2018-07-07
Yes.
1 carthoris26 2018-07-07
Translation: hang out with fat people until they start to look attractive. /u/pizzashill what's your opinion on HAES and CICO, and how often do your alts post in /r/bodyacceptance?
1 lolyougotreallymad 2018-07-07
If you use the word “courting” in 2018, you have never had sex.
1 SecretDragoon 2018-07-07
Thanks for the advice. Where can I get some fatties to court? Obviously I am too much of a neckbeard loser to go to a bar.
1 DoubleCheekedUp 2018-07-07
Try the Golden Corral. Or any buffet, really.
1 wisty 2018-07-07
Go shopping for your mother. Hang around the frozen foods section. Just awkwardly strike up a conversation. If you're stuck for a topic of conversation, just look around for inspiration. Favorite frozen dinner? Crumbed vs battered tendies? What dipping sauce goes with what, and why is it your secret blend of ranch, Tabasco, and a little mustard?
1 SecretDragoon 2018-07-07
The real answer is always sriracha.
1 wisty 2018-07-07
That's the spirit.
Remember, innuendo and humour is the fastest way to a woman's heart (or at least, the fastest way to have her back away if she's not interested).
If you use the phrase "how about we go back to your place and I'll show you how I baste your tendies" then you'll very quickly know for sure where you stand. Either you're in, or she's leaving in a hurry.
Then you just alter a few details (her weight, the exact phrase you used, and your subsequent disappointing performance) and write it up as a "field report" on /r/TheRedPill ("How I scored with a 8/10 hb in the fresh foods section of the supermarket").
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-07
look her in the eyes, chug half a bottle of ranch through a beer bong, and then say "wanna hit this ranch?".
works every time.
1 pizzashill 2018-07-07
Any dating website like okcupid.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-07
any girl on okcupid period. even the ones that look in their pics are overweight when you meet them in person.
1 MG87 2018-07-07
/u/pizzashill couldn't get laid in. Whorehouse with a dust full of 100s
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-07
thats just real though theyre the ones you practice on when you have no confidence
and then afterwards all the pathetic dudes will scoop them up so no loss
1 froibo 2018-07-07
From incel to Chad in like a month. Can't wait for his guide post on red pill.
1 Ihurtinside 2018-07-07
I didn't know PizzaDick actually had game
1 kermit_was_right 2018-07-07
Accepting this fiction at face value, a 300 pound woman who lost a ton of weight in a year is not going to look great naked. But it's a nice start.