I HAD TO VENTURE OUT OF MY LAIR TO GET TENDIES, BITCH MOMMY AND CHADDY DADDY AND MY CHAD BROTHER ARE STILL IN VEGAS AND SENT ME HOME EARLY! THERES NO ONE TO FEED ME AT ALL AGAIN! PLEASE SEND HELP!

0  2018-07-07 by 64BytesOfInternet

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Turn off your fucking capslock

I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

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