You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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The shitposter who initially wrote up the Q garbage must be laughing his ass off that there's "merch" based on his little story. People actually spending money on hats based on some /pol/ shitpost.

Boomers are only going to get old and more incoherently senile. This is unironically the best time to exploit people's grandparents for that sweet dosh.

BRB setting up Q merch shop

Boomers are old you dolt

Don't forget to sell it at 2x the price.

"The One Original Q Hat"

"Made in China"

Personally, I attribute it to all the leaded gasoline they huffed as children.

Please let me have a job in your merch empire

someone needs to start a Q themed entry level cryto and market it as a way to fund imaginary paramilitary forces at war against the deep state.

You're a genius, how do we get in on this?

i've been very patient through the last six months,, it's getting close,,personal satisfaction of good over evil will happen,,, 'BOOM'

No, guys… guys… it’s really real this time. It’s surely going to happen sometime now-ish.

Missed the first comet. Three next one def will have the spaceship behind it.

Shit's getting real when they pull out the ol' double-commas,,,

it's the triple commas that really tell you he's serious,,,

personal satisfaction of good over evil will happen

I can't believe /r/GreatAwakening have become a communist sub.

I love that they look exactly like you'd imagine.

ThankQ very much!!

shouldn't it be "thanQ very much"? the k makes it awkward... "thank kyou very much"

Probably by I was quoting a boomer on the thread

The first comment is asking how to upload pictures, holy fuck lol

Google where do I buy this hat. No don't comment stop

Delete. Delete this. Delete this!

Arcane. Electronic. Ritual.

As soon as she figures out how to post those dank Q memes, the entire world will be redpilled.

It will be written that the revolution began with someone's racist grandma asking "how do I upload pictures?"

30 year old boomer

he just needs a 32oz tall boy on Monster^TM and he’s the poster boy for Zoomers

Nothing beats waking up at 6 on a Saturday morning to mow.

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Dude, that guy is AT LEAST 50.

Fuck, why didn't I think about selling overpriced Q merch?

That sweet spot between "scruples" and "laziness"

Just confirming the boomer stereotype.

How do I computer?

That's oddly adorable

ThankQ very much!

i've been very patient through the last six months,, it's getting close,,personal satisfaction of good over evil will happen,,, 'BOOM'

/u/Mark_mtx yeah...that doesn't look like a threat of violence at all...I'm gonna go ahead and make sure the fbi sees this

How do you upload pics to Reddit

/u/Sooieq please upload a pic so it's easier to flag to in a terrorist database

Frig

You're basically mayo isis

I believe the term is ya'll-Qaeda.

I'm not sure what it even means

its for people too pussy to say "fuck"

Don't call the Sex Pistols "Pussy"

The Sex Pistols are pussies.

I just noticed something; people around here say 'pussy' like it's a bad thing

We only respect bussy

Frigg is the divine wife of Odin, wise one-eyed god of the mayoskins.

I'm curious. Once you finally realize you've been trolled by an anonymous user on the chan sites, and how much of a waste of time it's all been for you, what conspiratard will you start listening to next?

They won't realize it. I remember there was one conspiracy where the guy who started it literally admitted it was made up and the followers argued it was 3D chess.

/u/snallygaster you probably remember that one.

3D chess

hmmm

Upload the picture you want to post to imgur.com and then post the link to this URL: https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=serialflamingo

That is how you upload a picture to reddit.

ThankQ very much!

Your post history is fucking insane.

In a few short years we're going to have Q true believers serving in the US Congress. Guaranteed

Before a few years ago, I'd say you actually need a modicum of qualifications for that, of which I guarantee these idiots have none. Now that requirement has gone out completely out the window.

Maybe one of them would even get close to the president and start leaking some confidential information!

Maybe one of them would even get close to the become president

FTFY

Future proves the past, fellow boomer!

All this has happened before

George Soros installed spy cameras in your bathroom.

Now that you're here, let us inform you that Q isn't real.

Dude you can't just drop that illusion shatter on them, you need to soften it up a bit

Hmm. You may be right.

They have in my family. It’s awful. I didn’t do it they just stopped coming and calling. No acknowledgement at all. Recently hospitalized and drove myself. No calls nothing. It started befor 911 but after that I’m a “ nut job”. You do get sort of used to it. https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/comments/8nbzcf/since_taking_the_q_pill_ive_lost_a_lot_of_friends/dzuoese

/u/sooieq

I sincerely think you need to seek help.

There are so many cases of ruined relationships and lost jobs on r/greatawkening, it's almost not funny

It’s insane that these people are becoming estranged from their families over a larp. Like I am genuinely curious if the family fissures were already there and this is just the proverbial straw or if this is some new wave offline to online L Ron Hubbard cultist shit but on a much more massive scale?

I imagine they're all most likely long time conspiracy nuts but to them the q phenomena is more concrete than any of the other bullsht conspiracies they believe. That plus having an echo chamber filled with around 40k redditors enables them to be more brazen which makes them more abrasive. I can't remember any other conspiracy that had a leader like Q. they feel directly connected to Trump because of him.

The one listed above claims to have started after 9/11 so I'm guessing this is just another chapter in a long story.

almost

sounds like my marriage. Your family is here with us now. And Q and the movement.

I didn't know they'd progressed to straight-up cult already

It’s hard remembering all this. Thanks for keeping me out of trouble.

any time bro

Just let us know if you ever need any help crossing the street.

Where are these boomers even coming from? Is it being advertised on Facebook? I wonder if they go on other subreddits.

The comments are something else. Boomer punctuation, some sweet old racist lady literally asking "How do you upload pics to Reddit", it's awesome.

Boomer punctuation

Is that what the,,,,,, commas thing is about? Is this a thing?

It's either Boomer technology confusion or age-related cognitive decline.

Back before he had internet access, when I was stationed overseas, my Dad would send me actual handwritten letters. The punctuation and capitalization were spot-on. As soon as he got on Facebook, the extra commas and randomly capitalized words began. Oh, and the warnings about Kenyan Mooslim President Hussein, too.

How do you upload pics to Reddit

These are some sophisticated internet sleuths we are dealing with, here...

Boomerposting is the greatest thing to happen to the internet and ill fight anyone who says otherwise

That's a really old-looking 18-24 year old white male....

"How do you upload pictures to Reddit"

Peak baby boomer retardation

Trump caused this....

I mean just the hat sales. Conspiracy related hats have been selling quite low but I think the retard flags the trump hats are made these popular as well.

How do you upload pics to Reddit

What's your IQ, /u/SooieQ? LMAO.

Fuck off

Hi there, sir. Why does your cattle skull have a luchador mask on? I thought y’all hated Mexicans.

Who was that for, sweetheart?

My apologies ma'am. I am an official moderator of this subreddit and I value your custom. Is this colleague bothering you?

HOW DID THIS GET ON MY FACEPAGE!

I DIDN'T WRITE THIS?

Why are you messaging me about this? Shut up.

My apologies ma'am. I am an official moderator of this subreddit and I value your custom. Are my colleagues bothering you?

-serialflamingo (speaking officially)

IF YOU DON'T GET OFF MY FACEPAGE I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE POLICE FOR HACKING!!!

Google how do I report somone reddit

My apologies ma'am. I am an official moderator of this subreddit and I value your custom. Are my colleagues bothering you?

-serialflamingo (speaking officially)

How do I reply to comments on reddit

I heard your mom wants to have a gangbang with MS-13 members.

I'll knock the cobwebs off that bussy

I can feel the troll in his voice. I love it when he’s Snarky!!!

Are you closeted gay or a femoid?

/u/Mark_Mtx I've always wanted a paranoid schizophrenic conspiracy theorist to be my daddy, please tear up my shitoris.

Mark_MTX why do you use a comma 3 times each time you use a comma.

I would wear the shittiest pro wrestling merch before I'd ever wear a Qanon hat.

Whats up with the double commas these people keep using?

https://youtu.be/GWvVTvglsWQ

How do you upload pics to Reddit

I always felt like people were exaggerating the whole boomer/Qult thing but I guess not

Honestly, this just makes me feel retarded. I should have known Boomers would be stupid enough to spend all of their disposable income on ugly Q merch. I should have started selling this stuff like two months ago.

How do you upload pics to Reddit

Jesus fucking christ I can't handle all this boomer

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ThankQ very much!!

shouldn't it be "thanQ very much"?

mfw I see anything Q related

anyone TL:DR what all this Q stuff is about? i'm too lazy to search for it on r/outoftheloop

here you go

look at all them double commas

that’s some dedication to redneck punctuation

I hope the deep state confiscates your comma key

I love that the boomer doesn't know how to upload pictures.