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how does it even work?

/u/PapaSmurfOrochi is it worse to separate children from their families, or to separate children from their limbs?

Oh for them it always is. All the daily transphobia, misogyny, racism and the slurs are just "trolling" for them. Same way 4chan is "just trolling."

That’s not fair. The only racism we elevate is against whites, who aren’t even a real race anyway.

Either way, "these Thai children do deserve death" is so far behind the line and tone deaf, that I can only hope it really is an edgy teen without any social awareness behind it.

Also untrue. The unironic deathwishes on children are reserved for /r/EnoughMuskSpam posters.

transphobia

I don't think anyone here is afraid of trannies.

Right. I'm not afraid of them. That's just silly. I just find them disgusting. Like a fat chick whose lard is spilling over into your seat on an airplane. Luckily. Trannies are basically nonexistent, in no small part due to their own mental instability. Fat people though...

lol most of the people that post in the trans threads are transparently terrified by them, or at least of their own overwhelming lust for feminine penis

I don't think anyone here is afraid of their own overwhelming lust for feminine penis.

yeah, more or less. drama posters have noticed that expressing those sort of views make people angry, so they do so. it isnt any less "trolling" if they happen to believe what theyre saying (or at least the basic principle behind it), this is a meaningless distinction youve created because for some reason you cant believe people actually want to trigger exactly the response you had. of course it's "behind the line and tone deaf" to call some kids in a cave mud people who deserve to die or whatever, that's the whole fucking point. your own need to ask why anyone would say such a thing is itself the reason the thing was said. this is really basic internet social dynamics, how new are you anyway?

We're in trouble guys, they're not all complete idiots

It’s funnier if they think we’re serious, though.

That's an /r/Drama poster who you've mistaken for a rational AHS commenter there

Hi, u/AG--system, It has come to my attention that you don't particularly seem to enjoy r/Drama's style of irony (my guess is that it's because you are physically incapable of not taking things seriously and at face value). In the face of this, I have decided to forgo part of my usual sarcastic LARPing and get straing to the point so your pointy little head can understand why we're making fun of you:

"harmless satire"

I love how you title as if our mean comments somehow make people literally bleed to death from every orifice or something like that. I mean, yeah, I get that people don't like offensive shit online, I really do, but so long seeing something you don't agree with doesn't online trigger some sort of SCP-esque effect that somehow kills you in a quick and painful manner, this kind of "the evils of free speech" discourse will never be taken seriously.

At least it’s downvoted.

guys stop doing that

Imagine being so humorless. I thought LARPing should be fun.

Brought to you by the same person that glorified the Youtube shooter.

SHE'S TALKING SHIT LIKE MOMMY DOESN'T DESERVE PRAISE

HOW CAN AHS SINK TO SUCH LOWS

JKHGFJHKGKJHFGF SOMEONE STOP HER!!!!!

wait did somebody shoot up youtube?

Yes. The most beautiful, dramatic woman in the world did a performance art piece involving Youtube workers and real bullets.

It sounds great, why didn't you link me to it instead of whatever this trash is?

I will fucking gas you if you call her trash, you subhuman piece of garbage.

What do you want, a video of her an-heroing for the most righteous cause?

I still don't understand why the rest of reddit hates us so much.

I do.

Why does reddit hate this sub so much?

Two main reasons:

1: There are a lot of retards on Reddit who don't appreciate subtext.

2: We thrive on provoking people.

From what I can tell, right-wing users are upset that this sub isn't a bubble for right-wingers, while left-wing users are upset that this sub isn't a bubble for left-wingers.

Radical centrism ftw.

innocent /r/drama user

No such thing.