poison ex spy and his daughter
be such a bumbling shithead you fail to properly dose with the most lethal synthetic poison ever created
they both survive
residue from the attack kills a British citizen
You should read the report into the litvenenko murder. It's like a chuckle brothers slap-stick level assassination.
They accidently spilt the first lot of poison all over their hotel bathroom then had to sheepishly check out days early and ask for new poison+room booking.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-07-08
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-08
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1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-07-08
/u/ed_butteredtoast has yet to respond snappy. I'm sure he'll snoozepost me any second now...
1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2018-07-08
If he hasn’t been novichok’d, that is 😧😵
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-08
Great job that cleanup team
1 headasplodes 2018-07-08
Haha funny post
1 cmakk1012 2018-07-08
Dude nerve agent lmao
1 shitpersonality 2018-07-08
The nerve of that agent!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-08
k
1 anaxamandrus 2018-07-08
Thanks Obama.
1 VioletBroregarde 2018-07-08
who paid you to post this? this isn't drama
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-07-08
It has great potential for more Drama, Russia murdering UK citizens might be considered a very big deal.
1 WtfThisIsntWii 2018-07-08
help i accidentally world war 3
1 smedwed 2018-07-08
You should read the report into the litvenenko murder. It's like a chuckle brothers slap-stick level assassination.
They accidently spilt the first lot of poison all over their hotel bathroom then had to sheepishly check out days early and ask for new poison+room booking.
1 myshl0ng 2018-07-08
If UK doesn't give a fuck about pakis gang raping children, why would it care about some old worn out gussy
1 CommonThroat 2018-07-08
Russia went and murdered some random people, yeah seems like a real thing lol
1 cheeZetoastee 2018-07-08
May should just send the nuke bombers already. Hopefully that will result in the permanent safety of the world.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-07-08
British are not going to do anything.
1 myshl0ng 2018-07-08
Novicucked