Ew what the fuck

15  2018-07-09 by throwawayforme9000

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Why do we have two new mods when I haven't even be modded yet. I was next in line smh. /u/PhysicsIsMyMistress and /u/FurryPornAccount any comments you fucking thieves.

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I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

Snapshots:

  1. This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, removeddit.com, archive.is

  2. https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/abou... - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, removeddit.com, archive.is

  3. /u/PhysicsIsMyMistress - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*

  4. /u/FurryPornAccount - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*

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Mods are fags. Cept mod me for SRD for one day just so I can purge all the bad posters. H2h.

What can I say except you're welcome?

Okay, you know what? Im gonna say it.

Horse cock is fucking mediocre. You know why?

Because it lacks complexity. Canine cock has that glorious knot

"But horsecock has a flare!!!!" Yeah and after it cums its soft. Who wants a partner with super short stamina? "But the flare keeps the cum inside you!!!" For what? 15 seconds!? A knot does that too, for much longer, and its in just the right place to press against your prostate/g-spot. So with each one of your lovers heartbeats you can get propelled further into pleasure.

Or what about the luscious curved taper of a dolphin or orca? Thick at the base and the taper makes it an easy adjustment for beginners wroldwide. Not to mention they're PREHENSILE.

And hows about the barbed feline cock? It takes some getting used to for sure, and its not for everyone. But those barbs can really take you to the next level, the pain mixed in with the pleasure is exquisite.

Look at snakes and sharks! There's two dicks to play with.

Dragons have bumps and ridges, tapered and knotted, and every combination between!!!

Alligators and crocodiles have dicks that are literally ALWAYS erect.

And don't even start on size. Last I checked, sex isn't all about the dick, as a matter of fact you could say the cock is less than half of the important part of sex.

Horsecock is just glorified, uncomfortable, human cock, with no merits other than size, and thats a pretty fucking weak merit for this lauded "god of all cocks".

Glorious pasta.

PIMM literally screwed his way on, and FPA is an alt of another mod.

PIMM literally screwed his way on

>Implying I'm at all good looking enough to do that.

we've seen your shitty ass-shot.

we know you're not.

we've seen your shitty ass-shot.

wow rude

Truth hurts

On the off-chance some of haven't seen the ass-shot in question, though, where could one find it?

Discord

Ew what the fuck

Who are you quoting?

In a strange twist, you are both too retarded and not retarded enough to be a mod on r/drama.

Stay safe.

u gay

How would your life improve if you got to be a mod? I get volunteer work is a noble thing to do and all but really, does being a mod in drama save anybody or do you like the idea of assisted suicide.

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Can I please be a moderator here?

me first tho

Also no.

gay

No.