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Where do these snap shill comments come from. I love the,

That's not even close to peak SRD. No one was called a nazi and there wasn't a single "K" response.

Well it was a post contradicting "redditors". That guarantees upvotes over there.

heavily implying that Redditors aren’t the actual worst

remember, SRD is 100% redditors

Mods don't want you to know this weird secret!

The hottest planeswalker IMO is Tezzeret

It’s good to see that Rob Zombie will still be getting some while pulling down social security checks.

This is a good reminder that Reddit women are deranged freaks who fuck their bad dragon dildos while fantasizing about shit like this.

Reddit "men" are also deranged freaks so that's not that surprising

Truly, you jest. We should never showcase such disgusting behavior.

/r/centaur

u/gearydigit

I mean, all the women on Reddit are men, so

That guy is very clearly ripped lol. He's a cyborg that just happens to look exactly like a bodybuilder

/u/Rienuaa two things

1) are you an actual human being?

2) what do you have against happiness and letting people enjoy other hot people?

The hottest planeswalker IMO is Tezzeret

Excuse me while I vomit up my lower intestine

K

Fucking nazi

This is why I love reddit, lol

Fuck off normie. Delete your account.

Ummmm sorry sweaty but you're the normie making posts like that 😀

No u

Sick bantz

You too. Glad we had this discussion.

you guys are making it very difficult to feel superior to SRDines

Good the smugness makes you inferior

Y'all really gonna choose this hill to die on?

Oh sweet summer child...

She/he calls male nerds who want tittyfication scumbags, then precedes ree over a beefcaked card, while also being a huge nerd - this is hypocrisy and puritanism (over fucking cards) - so yes it's peak SRD.

It's up there on the stupid scale but it can get so much worse. Like bringing up the dreaded dog whistle racism in a post about chicken parm.

Lol, for fucks sake

Reddit has made me so jaded that my knee jerk response to someone opposed to fusion cooking because of “bad tastes mixed together” is a dog whistle racist.

I don’t actually believe that guy is a racist but that’s my gut reaction

wouldnt really be surprised if this guy mildly was, Italy isn't known to be the most inclusive or welcoming to other ethnicity/races.

Hahaha yeah wouldn't want to be bigoted against other ethnicities like those fucking racist Italians!

Fucking lol, he's literally calling out racism there then accusing Italians of being bigoted without recognizing any of the irony. Fucking SRD man. Not even once.

Eat the peanut butter and mustard sandwich, you fucking Nazi.

Thanks for that.

There will be if you post in the thread.

K

Yeah this is literally nothing on the SRD scale. Hurr durr male power fantasy isn't peak SRD, it's just barely starting up the slope.

OPs title got me all excited and then it was just a fart in post form.

This is peak SRD to me and no one will convince me otherwise

I can't believe I've never seen that SRD thread before, it's amazing how they try so hard to make the cheating girlfriend a victim.

Also you're wrong, this is peak SRD and I will connive you otherwise.

Holy shit. You win.

Oh wow. I concede.

It should be noted that I've masturbated to every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.

Imagine actually thinking george of the jungle from that link isn't jacked. Women literally always prove they have no idea how muscles work.

That's an interesting point, but consider the actual contents of a romance novel. I'd point you toward the video "Autogynophellia" by Contrapoints for a better description in more words, but the gist of it is, the actual novel contents are not focused on the physical attributes of the men within them, but rather their actions and how they're seen by other characters.

/u/Rienuaa

Lol ur a dumb faggot - a woman

Imagine actually thinking george of the jungle from that link isn't jacked. Women literally always prove they have no idea how muscles work.

LMAO

Look at him - his big blue eyes, his soft hair, his lean, chiseled physique built for dexterity rather than power.

built for dexterity rather than power.

This is what peak informed about weight training looks like.

Yea, this shit was on full display a few weeks ago on the link from relationships where all the women thought a guy working out for 3 months must be Rambo.

Women, in general, have absolutely no idea how much work goes into building the smallest bit of muscle. Brenden Fraser from George of the Jungle probably had some pretty damn good lifts. He did not get that body by going to pilates once a week. He was not exercising for "dexterity"--whatever the fuck that means.

He did not get that body by going to pilates once a week

He didn't get it by staying natty either

all natties should be killed

Steroids make you become trans and HGH makes your balls shrivel up

if only

Honestly a buff trans gf is my dream

Sounds like you actually want a bf

This sub is unironically really gay. Like as a straight guy I have no idea what half the shit here means

bost bussy ;))) xD

A sub called drama has a lot of gays? I don't believe you.

egg = trans person in denial

hon = non-passing trans person

AGP = autogynophile. This one is tough to explain. It's sort of like a trans person who is trans not because they are uncomfortable as their birth gender usually, but more because they're sexually attracted to mirroring the gender they're attracted to. See: transbians.

twink = skinny gay guy, usually bottom, usually hairless or close to it

twunk = more muscular twink

hunk = muscular, handsome guy. Also see: Chad

otter = pretty much normal guy, closer to hairy twink though

wolf = muscular hairy guy

BBM = big beautiful male (fat)

bear = hairy fat guy

daddy = older man

cub = call 911 now

gussy = girl pussy

bussy = boy pussy. See also: shitoris

trap = a man who looks convincingly like a woman. Can be trans, can just be a crossdresser, doesn't even necessarily have to be gay.

flamer = overly dramatic stereotypical gay person. See also: queen.

queen = pretty much a flamer. Comes in many flavors.

I hope this has been helpful.

Wait, don’t they ?

you say this like its a bad thing

You think that body requires steroids? Talk about low expectations.

He’s kinda lean but that is a year one physique.

It's Hollywood man. I'm sure a very small percentage of make actors care about Natty status when they have to book up for a role

He isn't even 'bulked up" for that role, unless you consider like any muscle definition what so ever bulked up.

Yea, this shit was on full display a few weeks ago on the link from relationships where all the women thought a guy working out for 3 months must be Rambo.

Sauce on that? Combing r/relationships but to no avail ;_;

Combing r/relationships but to no avail

you don't have to add the r/

Don't ever say that to a pirate!

fuck you

rrrrrrrrrr

asl?

r/r/r

ripe/retrosexual/rochester?

https://media.tenor.com/images/4e719e9fa1fe3bf0133868b92f379053/tenor.gif

not my type then, bye

https://typeset-beta.imgix.net/lovelace/uploads/640/89139660-78bb-0132-1d55-0a2c89e5f2f5.gif

https://old.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/8rj8qs/i_23m_started_regularly_working_out_three_months/

OP deleted his post, but tldr is that he had started working out a little bit for the past 3 months. His girlfriend didn't like his new hobby. The cat ladies of that sub descended upon the post preaching their gospel of universal lowered expectations through the lens of "But IIIIII don't like muscled guys!" "Hugh Jackman is not attractive to me" and other platitudes demonstrating the obvious truth that none of them have ever stepped foot in a fucking gym before.

I mostly do it for my health and so I can feel more secure in myself.

We're not all into the same thing.

But statistically women probably find a more muscular body more attractive right? I'm sure there are studies on this. Obviously not everyone likes the same thing though ...

This simple, sensible comment was downvoted ffs. The delusion is real.

If the only men who pay attention to you looked like the Pillsbury dough boy, you might as well shit on jacked men. There's nothing to lose.

If you want to be jacked like Hugh Jackman, Chris Hemsworth and Chris Pratt, you better have the height, face and personality to back it up.

At it again with the heightism

Yea, this shit was on full display a few weeks ago on the link from relationships where all the women thought a guy working out for 3 months must be Rambo.

Link please

He looks tiny in that GIF.

You kidding me? He's cut but also super skinny

It's the same thing when people try to cite Brad Pitt in Fight Club as the "ideal not-that-muscular body", as if it took no effort to look like that

Brad Pitt in Fight Club has relatively unremarkable physique tbf.

Still an absolutely insane commitment to the diet to keep his body fat in that 8-9% range, but dude's a goddamn twig compared to your average gymgoer.

ping the dumb fuck who said that

It's from some tumblr post or something

How do you build muscles "for dexterity" anyway? I'm just picturing someone with swole af index fingers.

You have to use a +5 Dagger of Thieves and farm the Blue Augurs while wearing the Shadow Pauldrons.

A bunch of people at work are starting some tabletop RPG game and I agreed to join it. They were all very sweet and said that they'd help me since I'd never been in one before but reading this comment makes me want to die.

Which system is it? Many of them are much lighter than that. (A few are far far worse.)

Girl, idk. I'm just gonna get drunk

If it's Pathfinder then bring a spreadsheet

Oh no, that rings a bell

Don't worry, it's mostly a headache for the GM. Just stick with a basic class and trick the other players into helping you make your character (it won't take much encouragement). If they bring out more than two books at a time then gently stop them and tell them no.

I don't even know what dexterity means, but I do know where they got that term from "built for dexterity." This webcomic almost verbatim wow what an original thought!!!

Oh no. Oh no!

I’m beginning to think no one on metareddit has fulfilling sex

https://media1.tenor.com/images/7cd50394fa31612f59989f15b36088eb/tenor.gif?itemid=9417931

It's one of those things that makes serious gym goers roll their eyes. Like someone saying they want to lift weights to get s "lean" look. Lean just means lose fat, the entire spectrum of lean to not lean is directly and tightly correlate to body fat% and nothing else.

Lol, he looks small right there.

Lmao, yeah he got those shoulders and pecs just by drinking soy smoothies.

I didn't say he could accomplish that while remaining sedentary, just that he could do essentially no weight training and look like that. If he was average weight pre training that'd take like 3 -6 months assuming he doesn't train stupidly. For reference here's me at 16 with like 6-8 months of inconsistent weight training.

but it'd take a while.

Actors typically don't have time to spare when preparing for roles. And no, I don't believe the obliques, deltoids, pectoral muscles he has are accomplished without proper training. We're not talking about a steel worker here. And even someone who does heavy lifting in their occupation is still accomplishing it through repeated adaptions to stimuli--i.e., the same process through which weight lifting physiques are obtained. It's not a matter of being average weight and getting shredded--he has muscle mass as a result of adaptations as well as a proper diet. He's also not very lean, like you're making him out to be--he's nowhere near shredded and is in fact a tad fluffy, which is incidentally the physique I prefer.

Actors typically don't have time to spare when preparing for roles.

He could've worked out before he wws casted, I mean his development isn't particularly indicative of anything other than some moderate training. And if he worked out at any point in his life before this could be accomplished extremely quickly due to adaptation.

And no, I don't believe the obliques, deltoids, pectoral muscles he has are accomplished without proper training

I looked like that at like 16 and I wasn't training particularly proper.

He's also not very lean, like you're making him out to be--he's nowhere near shredded and is in fact a tad fluffy, which is incidentally the physique I prefer.

I didn't intend to convey the idea of him being exceptionally lean, but his physique is exaggerated as he very likely has a pump, not to mention what else I previously mentioned.

That tumble post cant be serious. Brendan fraiser put on serious muscle for that role.not to mention his 8 pack

this is why when say "i don't like really ripped guys", you have to remember, when they say "ripped" they mean body builder Mr Olympia level roid fread. their version of "normal" is george of the jungle. women have absolutely no clue that you actually have to hit the gym quite a bit to look like george, and this isn't what normal is for a man if he isn't lifting weights.

Lol, he looks small right there. Sure he's lean but he's flexing and oiled and that exaggerates his leanness. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have to weight train to look like that.

Thats from a redditor that posts in fitness subs...

Don't like and don't pursue are also different things. I like seeing fit dudes on TV but I wouldn't actively pursue one because my body is pretty average (in terms of BMI and shit, not Amerifat average) and although I do exercise, I like smoking weed and chilling. A person who spends hours in the gym isn't compatible with what I enjoy doing.

lol, the paragraph you wrote shows that you don't even know what being fitness involves. i go to the gym, have a somewhat muscular body. you seem to have this idea that it takes up all my spare time to the point where i'm not compatible at all with someone who likes chilling and smoking weed.

gym takes me 40 -50 mins, 4 times a week. "meal planning", what the fuck even is that? i just cook healthy meals and eat them, doesn't take long. do you only eat tv dinners or something? i don't spend any more time cooking than a regular person.

i also enjoy smoking weed, getting drunk, and i do that shit once or twice a week. you have no idea what being fit even involves, it's just hilarious. once again, this is why i ignore literally anything women say about the body types they like, you read them talking about it and they clearly have no fucking clue what they are talking about.

Jesus, I exercise more than that.

that's all the time i need to maintain a body girls comment on , so like , you just think that ripped dudes live in the gym, when they don't. almost no one lifts weights more than 1 hour a day, 4-5 days a week. some do 6 but like, i'm not that obsessive.

Estrogen is a bitch I guess.

well yeah that's the thing, men have testosterone. we put on muscle pretty easily and it doesn't take much gym time. but you have women thinking that a really ripped dude lives in the gym, even though it takes up an hour of his day MAX, and you have women thinking that lean but muscular dudes don't even work out.

every reasonably muscular guy works out, period. none of them spend 4 hours in the gym, no one does that, all dudes spend the same amount of time in the gym, just some have been working out for longer, so they are more ripped.

also lots of dudes are on roids, there are tell tale signs of that but expecting women to notice that is obviously asking too much, but yeah.

Imagine actually thinking george of the jungle from that link isn't jacked.

That shit also argues with a strait face that men just don't understand women like seeing the puppydog act from the jacked guy.

What kind of weird plastic is he made from?

I think the people that play magic for the busty ladies are scumbags and I'd prefer them to never play with or against me.

Who tf would play a card game for the art? Also, citing contrapoints is something i only see 8=women=> do.

Who tf would play a card game for the art?

I unironically care more about the art and to have a consistent deck than I care about min maxing.

I would like then to know your personal opinion on beefcake and cheesecake art?

Beefcake is great. Cheesecake is a mistake because it is only played by disgusting fatasses.

What about fatasses that probably use beefcake as masturbatory aid - after all MTG demographics really changed during last 10 years?

What about fatasses that probably use beefcake as masturbatory aid - after all MTG demographics really changed during last 10 years?]

No kinkshame.

Also,

>Women

>MTG

Thank you for your opinion, now before I got hammered completely, do you want a pic of a playful kitten?

Thank you for your opinion, now before I got hammered completely, do you want a pic of a playful kitten?

With pleasure. He is a derp tiger in exchange.

https://previews.123rf.com/images/serkucher/serkucher1709/serkucher170900031/86468918-scotland-cat-kitten-little-playful-kitten-with-ball-of-threads.jpg

Noice.

Hopefully they kept the cards in plastic sleeves at least, cumstains will knock at least 30% off the market value.

And the fact that the card can still be sold is the reason I don't play MTG anymore.

Imagine caring about MTG at all. That's really pathetic.

Imagine caring. No thanks.

Good point.

I am pretty pathetic fam.

Who tf would play a card game for the art?

myy best friend back in highschool who introduced me to magic had a GF back then who literally only played magic because of the art, she played elves and that's it, because elves were cute and magical.

Holy fucj same thing here, but instead this gurl had like a tiger only deck

Fucking dorks

Listening to chicks sperg out on a Krull 2019 script is worse than watching the brunette bitch in Fury Road beg king fag to take her back. Patriarchy was a mistake.

If your hottest planewalker is anyone but garruk, you are wrong.

/u/Rienuaa You are wrong, garruk is the hottest planewalker.

/u/Semicolon_Expected You are wrong, garruk is the hottest planewalker.

/u/coldlightoracle You are wrong, garruk is the hottest planewalker.

Someone's seen this playmat

Garruk is a sex symbol. Anything that has garruk depicted is yet another proof to his hotness.

This is actually the best playmat.

That's just cheating. Nothing can beat Brian Brian "The Most Handsome Man in Magic" "Most Handsome Man in Hearthstone" Kibler Kibler

Brian "Don't Call Me 'Brian 'Brian Kibler' Kibler' Kibler".

I prefer Brian 'please dont call me Brian 'Brian Kibler' Kibler' Kibler.

I need to go have a wank now

fight me irl

Not an argument.

Ce qui la baise que tu viens de dire putain de moi, petite salope? Je vais devoir vous le savez je suis diplômé en haut de ma classe dans la Commandement des Opérations Spéciales, et j'ai été impliqué dans de nombreux raids secrets sur Front de Libération Nationale d’Algérie, et j'ai plus de 300 tués confirmés. Je suis formé dans la guerre des gorilles et je suis le meilleur tireur d'élite dans les forces armées américaines entières. Tu ne es rien pour moi, mais juste une autre cible. Je vais vous essuyez la baise avec précision les goûts de ce qui n'a jamais été vu avant sur cette Terre, marquer mes mots putains. Vous pensez que vous pouvez en tirer en disant que la merde pour moi sur l'Internet? Détrompez-vous, baiseur. Comme nous parlons Je contacte mon réseau secret d'espions à travers la France et votre IP est tracée dès maintenant afin de mieux vous préparer à la tempête, mouche. La tempête qui efface la petite chose pathétique vous appelez votre vie. Tu baises morts, gamin. Je peux être ne importe où, ne importe quand, et je peux vous tuer plus de sept cent façons, et ce est seulement avec mes mains nues. Non seulement je suis beaucoup entraîné au combat sans armes, mais je avoir accès à tout l'arsenal de la Légion Étrangère et je vais l'utiliser à sa pleine mesure pour essuyer le cul misérable de la surface du continent, petite merde. Si seulement vous pouviez avez connu ce châtiment impie votre petit commentaire "intelligent" était sur le point de faire tomber sur vous, peut-être vous auriez tenu ta putain de langue. Mais vous ne pouviez pas, vous ne avez pas, et maintenant vous payez le prix, vous putain idiot. Je vais chier fureur sur vous et vous noyer en elle. Tu baises morts, gamin.

I don't like looking at artwork that is clearly designed for the male gaze.

Wat is this fron like 2014

https://i.imgur.com/qzSdKNL.gifv

I remember that one too

https://i.imgur.com/tYpPAeC.jpg

how far back can we possibly go

https://youtu.be/5z5UbXTKBn4

man, people really haven't changed at all in 30 years

Another classic

hahahaha i instantly knew the moment i saw the first screen

thank's for the seizure asshat

https://media.giphy.com/media/2dqOeufc4Shc4/giphy.gif

Pretty spot on

Guys...I have to say...I was in that thread at the very beggining.

I tried to drunk post (just like now)...well it failed, also made myself look like a comic book nerd, and when someone said that modern day Catwoman (while being drawn and written by a woman) promotes sexism, I fucked off.

Serious question now - why are they so against that cheesecake art, aren't SRD supposed to be proggressives and not puritans, 'cause like every even slightly non circle jerky comments is downvoted to hell?

yes, they're puritans, and they want to take away your va-jay-jay

Meh

"Opens another bottle"

words to live by

Ya you were being super fucking autistic

Which.....since it was a thread about magic, made you the most correct person in the room

I'm sorry, but I have to defend my honor, all I asked was, why even non nude shit would be bad and linked to some DC covers, I wasn't the biggest autist there.

Also, suprisingly I'm still not hammered, so do you want a kitten, a puppy or a bunny pic?

How do I delete someone else's Reddit account

You can't, I mean mods could ban me, but for what?

So you want that pic or nah?

Time is a factor on my request

bunny pic please

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yONseQVpv_E/T1O-yjhsPCI/AAAAAAAAD_w/oE6Nkh71-Bo/s640/cute-bunny-pictures-002.jpg

Kitten

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSzrFyAy4DOMt_vgM1MbS4dhQXVXhT8RXHBiJApaCkLX7ov54U

Yusssss

Female sexuality is empowering until it isn’t based off of how you personally think women should act. This is true for literally everyone

Does u/fallouttubes ever not sperg out on these threads?

Well, my r/drama comrade, we can't really judge users over being regulars in a sub, can we?

Hey I keep my retardation to a minimum here, I just throw sole subtle shade to invite outsiders

I think the people that play magic for the busty ladies are scumbags

you like titties? YOU ARE SCUM.

Pettanko > disgusting cow udders

🚨 Pedo alert 🚨

To be fair if you buy expensive as fuck MTG cards just to look at titties you need to off yourself. Just go online you fucking degenerate

Translation?

"Kill all male nerds"

"Tits bad"

"A card game is my safe space"

I agree with 2/3 of these things.

Which tho?

" I dont like seeing women hotter than me I wish beauty standards were lower "

I'd point you toward the video "Autogynophellia" by Contrapoints for a better description in more words

No SRDine conversation is complete without mentioning the tranny version of Memerson.

Ahh yes, let's point to the obvious autogynephile in denial for a healthy, measured take on autogynephilia.

I watched one of contrapoints videos, it it they said they looked and sounded like a woman, all I could do was laugh.

Oh yeah, I'm sure women just HATE this

Sure my wife's partner look like that but I'm the man she comes home to during the day! So what do those virgins know-Probably SRD.

Victor is fucking hot.

asymmetric armour

I can't fap to this

He's not even that big. That's an attainable natty physique.

I mean he looks like a Hollywood dude who trained for a role in a barbarian movie

{My problem with this entire situation is that no one in that thread apparently knows what women are attracted to. Cards like Enthralling Victor aren't female gaze oriented - they're what men think women like in a man.

u/Rienuaa ,what about Chris Evans or Chris Hemsworth or Channing Tatum?

I know women whom absolutely went wild over how thor looked and magic mike grossed 162 million from a mostly female audience

whom

I think some people don't realize that most women like strong, powerful, fit, masculine men. This whole conversation literally reeks of https://www.deviantart.com/shadowofwopr/art/RE-It-s-male-power-fantasy-not-objectification-562282311

Is it technically possible to genocide all nerds? Like, is there a nerd haplogroup that can be scoured from the face of the Earth?

haplogroup

you would be with them

I have never purchased an anime

Well duh, that's what Adult Swim is for

But you know what ut is, you are tainted and must be brought to the fire.

"DAE think women like looking at fat losers and misogynists like looking at attractive women?"~every male feminist

imagine virtue signaling in MTG its not gonna get you any gash bro

Pretty shit thread tbh, but at least I now know that /u/mcslibbin is both an SRDine a liberal arts degree holder.

this has been known here for months, and then there's a gap of time, and then it's years ago

as sad as that is

I'm only here to say the Magic is a shitty card game built for whales with disposable income and no common sense and has mechanics that are genuinely unfun and outdated.

I'd rather play strip poker with the boys because at least then we'd get some IRL cheesecake ifyouknowwhatimsayin.

strip poker

boys

Why don't you have a seat over there?

They are the most sexually dysfunctional sub on reddit tbh.

it's good to know that we all like the same thing. Takes all of the effort out of choosing.

If some nerd card game has art that makes you uncomfortable then you need to remove your eyes. Peak dumb shit.

god fuck, if there is one thing I hate about magic it's the SJW nonsense that has been going on for a while.

I remember the whole drama around the card Triumph of Ferocity

and how it had to be changed because some retarded got offended that in a fantasy world where characters get brutally murdered, eaten and all sorts of other stuff, a woman is being attacked.

On the other hand there is another card called Triumph of Cruelty and it is literally reverse the other art, yet totally fine.

I am so glad I don't really have anything to do with the magic community, especially the american one.

Lol, it's because "she's not touching him directly and he's strangling her reeeee"

yeah

but anyone who unironically says this doesn't know that garruk is some warrior dude with a big axe while liliana is a necromancer wizard.

They don't care man, why should you, if you want to create a contraversy?

this is why I am making my own card game, with blackjack and hookers

Soooo..blackjack?

Except with hookers

She can throw fireballs around, I think she can look after herself

A children's game populated by stinking obese men cannot figure out why women dont want to join them. The issue is not card art, it is that people don't want to see an obese manchild's arsecrack. They really should mandate belts at tournaments instead of titties on cards.

Inshallah all magic the tcg game feeeemales will wear the burqa to avert the male gays