It's almost criminal how bad those facial pubes are.
He'd look fine enough if he shaved and groomed himself but I guess it's easier to bitch on the internet 24/7 than to spend an hour putting yourself together every once and awhile.
He's your typical 20-something NEET full of piss and vinegar and absolutely zero ambition. He spends his time blaming everyone else/society for his shortcomings while simultaneously convincing himself that he's right (about everything).
If he put forth half as much effort in participating in life as he does jacking off online he'd find his life would be completely different.
How this hasn't been obvious to everyone is odd to me.
I mean, I do, and it does, so clearly you're wrong. I just have bad facial hair, it grows really fast and looks retarded. If I don't shave daily it looks like pubes.
I'm not fking posting anymore pics of myself dude. I've had like pretty fast growing facial hair for most of my life lol. It's not a good thing, because unless I let it grow for like 3 weeks it looks like pubes.
whatever, shave those little pubes off your face or get some testosterone shots, you low-t mother fucker. I mean, seriously, that's fucking embarassing -what are you, 13? Do you have a rat tail too?
Well, you have very rare people like criminals or whatever authentically doing new weird things like neck tattoos or tongue rings or dumb haircuts or saggy pants for their own personal reasons, and then gay artists copy them, and then media influencers who copy the gay artists, and then generics hipsters who copy the influencers, and then eventually it is every fat gay retard working on the planet doing the new dumb weird thing and so it acquires a description
yes, because baldness is caused by hair folicles being destroyed by DHT, which is genetic. other males can have high T and not go bald, you can low T and still go bald from genetics.
stopping the conversion into DHT stops balding but that isn't high T, it's just a specific chemical version of T that fucks up their hair follicles, and stopping production of it stops that.
yeah it's complicated but idiots on reddit often actually believe that balding is a sign of high T. just look at how many soyboys are balding, it's obviously not true.
If he'd shave those little pubes off his face he wouldn't look bad at all. He's not a super model but definitely not ugly enough to merit acting the way he does.
lol, petition for the mods to change his flair to the lady with a toothache. I'd say the baby with the cleft palate but that would be mean to the baby.
No but seriously, he is. I think you're most likely a straight male who has gotten a bit jealous and sees him as competition, so you're instinctively trying to take him a down a peg.
i'm white, 6'1, girls say i have a cute face, i work out constantly, and my facial hair looks better than the pubes on pizza's face, which look like he kept his pubes from when he was 12 years old and stuck them on his face.
i don't feel jealous of that greasy looking incel.
no interesting to you, cause i'm mocking you, cause you're a retard LARPing as pizza's roastie. sexist? lol, you're "dating" a literal incel agenda poster. he claims it's satire but he does it way too often and way too passionately.
if being sexist was a turn off for you, you wouldn't be (pretending to) dating pizzacel. the problem might be that i'm not sexist enough, tbh.
the last comment i made was telling someone they were stupid for saying casual sex and drugs aren't fun.
aren't alt righters extremely conservative and prudish? literally not one political post in my entire history.
it shouldn't be hard for you to go in my history and solidify you're claim that i'm apparently alt right , then again as previously stated, you're mentally 12.
Why did you just delete your last comment, which I was in the middle of replying to? Damn, I lost it now. But ok, here is a comment which displays your thought process pretty clearly:
that post is me saying that incels are stupid for saying women should be sex slaves, because in such a society, rich men would just own all the women.
not sure how that's alt right, or why you're so retarded, but thats like the closest example you can find of me being "alt-right?". just admit you were wrong and stop this foolishness, seriously.
I'm not talking to you anymore because you keep deleting replies while I'm replying to them and that's fucking annoying because I'm not going to rewrite everything. But I mean
incels are stupid for saying women should be sex slaves
No one is debating that. Most people have reasons for why women shouldn't be sex-slaves that don't involve "uber-chads," or even take the distribution of pussy into consideration.
the logic incels have is that if women were sex slaves, they'd get laid more. i outlined how they would actually have LESS chance of getting laid, since in cultures where women are property, rich men horde them all.
i mean, the fact is morally wrong to enslave women should be a given, but i was just pointing out the faulty logic in their twisted desires.
either way, none of that has anything to do with alt-right politics, and that's the best example you could find, so it's time to admit you were wrong sweety.
i know that's hard to do, but it can't be harder than taking pizza's greasy willy into your body.
you know, after talking to you for a while, it seems less impressive that pizza got himself a roastie. he obviously just slums it and dates total retards anyway.
In the mirror? (Literally why would you try to insult me on something I just explained doesn't apply? Might as well call me the n-word, see how effective it is)
Pizzashill looks like that Freshman who gets picked on in school, so he hangs out with 7th and 8th graders who think he's all cool because he's in high school and has plenty of half-full cigarette butts his dad left in the ashtray next to the toilet.
lol, is pizza so dumb that he didn't realise being 6'2 is a massive benefit to getting roasties? i'm 6'1 and women literally say "oh i'm so glad your tall" when i meet them off dating sites.
/u/pizzashill wow it makes sense why you are a retarded leftist. You can never be successful in your life looking like a disgusting mutt. It feels so good knowing I'm way more attractive than you. Disgusting creature.
He looks like the guy who sells you weed and tries to turn it into a social event and you have to just sit on his filthy couch surrounded by empty pizza boxes and Mountain Dew bottles while he weighs out your baggie as slowly as humanly possible.
looks exactly how i imagine a /r/drama user would look
my only advice to the dude is take care of the shit between his nose and lips and maybe take a pic from a better angle with better lighting next time and he’ll probably be a lightyear ahead
This is everything I would imagine it to be. Now imagine this kid with pubes for an upper lip smugly pretending to be an authority about politics. Memerson was right all along.
So that's who is behind the screen, angrily clacking the keyboard, calling you mentally deficient because you disagreed with him about gas taxes or school lunch programs. Well I for one am humbled.
I shave daily. Like holy shit, I take one picture in which I didn't shave for 2 days and you retards can't comprehend that's not how my facial hair looks 99% of the time.
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-10
/u/captainpriapism IRL 😂😂😂
1 Boring_normie 2018-07-10
When will you post face, Ed?
I ended up on this sub because I was linked to a thread where you and pizza were double dicking the DDF
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-10
Can you please remember which thread that was? 😊
1 Boring_normie 2018-07-10
I don't remember it was like, half a year back
1 Teh_Jews 2018-07-10
Ed is way too boring to post face.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-07-10
dollarshaveclub.com
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2018-07-10
It's almost criminal how bad those facial pubes are.
He'd look fine enough if he shaved and groomed himself but I guess it's easier to bitch on the internet 24/7 than to spend an hour putting yourself together every once and awhile.
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
I shave daily dude. I took 1 pic before I shaved.
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2018-07-10
I would suggest not photographing yourself with your wisps. they are bad.
Also you should consider a dark circle cream. I use this one from Clinique and it's a god send.
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
Woah, why didn't I think of this.
Ok.
1 rockinoutwithbutter 2018-07-10
Do you even shower? you are so fucking greasy in RL, you really are a pizza shill. I bet I could fill 10 tiki torchs with your hair alone
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
I shower daily.
1 FratboyGenius 2018-07-10
grats
1 GrittyOil 2018-07-10
he doesnt look tooooooooo bad tbh
1 waronirony 2018-07-10
lmao that's not five-o'clock shadow. It's I-haven't-shaved-for-3-days-face-pubes
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
That's literally like maybe 1-2 days of not shaving. I shave anytime I have to go somewhere though.
1 waronirony 2018-07-10
You sat at home and didn't go anywhere for 2 days?
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
Probably. I do that a lot.
1 waronirony 2018-07-10
Sad!
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
Ok.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-10
Pizzashill do you have a job?
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-07-10
professional shitposting
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-07-10
Hell no he doesn't have a job.
He's your typical 20-something NEET full of piss and vinegar and absolutely zero ambition. He spends his time blaming everyone else/society for his shortcomings while simultaneously convincing himself that he's right (about everything).
If he put forth half as much effort in participating in life as he does jacking off online he'd find his life would be completely different.
How this hasn't been obvious to everyone is odd to me.
1 shallowm 2018-07-10
silence intensifies
1 froibo 2018-07-10
If you grew hair that fast it wouldn't look like pubes.
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
I mean, I do, and it does, so clearly you're wrong. I just have bad facial hair, it grows really fast and looks retarded. If I don't shave daily it looks like pubes.
1 froibo 2018-07-10
Shave and post a new pic in two days. There's no way facial hair grows more than a few millimeters a day.
You would have to have the lamest superpower, which is pretty fitting for you, actually.
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
I'm not fking posting anymore pics of myself dude. I've had like pretty fast growing facial hair for most of my life lol. It's not a good thing, because unless I let it grow for like 3 weeks it looks like pubes.
1 froibo 2018-07-10
Why not, you already opened pandoras box.
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
lol How is this a "pandoras box."
Like what's going to happen, are some weirdos gonna make fun of me? Ok, maybe. But I don't really care that much.
1 froibo 2018-07-10
I mean your face is out there now, you can't take it back, so there isn't anything to be concerned about another pic of your face.
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
I will never be doxxed lol.
1 froibo 2018-07-10
Any of your retard friends or family post pictures? Facial regonition software is a thing, and then they just need to connect some dots.
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
I don't let people take pics of me.
1 froibo 2018-07-10
I was going to give it an honest try, but this already more satisfying than succeeding and it was the first step, so I'm going to cash out.
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
Lmao.
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
Lol.
1 wisty 2018-07-10
In which case those face pubes show you clearly need to get out more.
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
literally like 2 days.
1 Teh_Jews 2018-07-10
You require 2 fucking days to get peach fuzz? I'm not even sure if his shit qualifies as peach fuzz. Verdict?
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
I guess? I'm confused here, you guys seem to be under the impression I care about facial hair on any level.
1 Teh_Jews 2018-07-10
In that case let it grow. I'm serious. Give yourself some fkn scruff. It will give that women hating bullshit some leverage at least.
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-07-10
And yet that was the pick you willingly put on the Internet for people to judge you by.
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
It's the only pic I had on hand currently. Why would I take another?
1 Arbys_Official 2018-07-10
Because phones have cameras on them now so taking a new picture would take about 10 seconds.
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
Then you know exactly how little I care.
1 Arbys_Official 2018-07-10
That's so cool how little you care.
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-07-10
Does hair grow in your Hitler-stache area?
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
It does actually, it fills in a lot. Like I said, my facial hair is retarded, that was after like 2 days, it grows in really weird but it fills out.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-07-10
whatever, shave those little pubes off your face or get some testosterone shots, you low-t mother fucker. I mean, seriously, that's fucking embarassing -what are you, 13? Do you have a rat tail too?
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
I'd rather just shave than go bald tbh.
1 Yiin 2018-07-10
He's 27....
1 _narrows 2018-07-10
You look like a bitch.
1 acctforbrowsing 2018-07-10
Can you have your partner post to confirm this pls?
1 yourdeadwife 2018-07-10
You said you were 27 one time, that was a lie right?
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
I'm 27.
1 yourdeadwife 2018-07-10
I mean no offense but you look like a high school freshman
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
Neat.
1 waronirony 2018-07-10
An hour? That would literally take 5 minutes max to shave clean
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2018-07-10
5min? He only has to shave 50% of his upper lip and a splotch on each side. 1min tops.
1 evilast 2018-07-10
To strokes of the razor is only like 15 seconds max
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-07-10
15 seconds stokes would be my new record
1 shallowm 2018-07-10
r
1 rockinoutwithbutter 2018-07-10
PS looks like he's been shooting up a bit.
1 Teh_Jews 2018-07-10
Drugs? Fair enough. Straight to H in the year of the oxy? I'm not so sure I am with you anymore.
1 Teh_Jews 2018-07-10
Straight to H in the year of the oxy? At least try to keep up...
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-07-10
It's like he can't grow a mustache or a neckbeard due to low T.
1 shallowm 2018-07-10
a
1 froibo 2018-07-10
I have a long beard. I'll fucking wrasle you, you little cunt.
1 Mao_Zedong_Thot 2018-07-10
That is called a gender-beard, buddy.
1 shallowm 2018-07-10
What's a "gender-beard"?
1 Mao_Zedong_Thot 2018-07-10
It is when a gender-confused hipster grows a beard
1 snallygaster 2018-07-10
Who comes up with this dumb shit?
1 Mao_Zedong_Thot 2018-07-10
Well, you have very rare people like criminals or whatever authentically doing new weird things like neck tattoos or tongue rings or dumb haircuts or saggy pants for their own personal reasons, and then gay artists copy them, and then media influencers who copy the gay artists, and then generics hipsters who copy the influencers, and then eventually it is every fat gay retard working on the planet doing the new dumb weird thing and so it acquires a description
1 shallowm 2018-07-10
i'm pretty sure the retard just made it up himself
1 Alimentas 2018-07-10
This is how I cope with my huge bald spot and shitty facial hair at 24
1 sixty_nine_69 2018-07-10
Why don't you shave your head? It's usually a really good look.
1 Alimentas 2018-07-10
I do.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-10
Further evidence of hight T.
1 Thhueros 2018-07-10
Men with hair are chemically indistinguishable from women.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-10
I don't think you understand what chemically means. You probably mean genetically.
I don't care if they have a Y chromosome if they have tits and a pretty face.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
baldness isn't from high T, that's a myth. all the dudes i know who are balding early are the most soyboyish types you can imagine.
1 shallowm 2018-07-10
a
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
yes, because baldness is caused by hair folicles being destroyed by DHT, which is genetic. other males can have high T and not go bald, you can low T and still go bald from genetics.
stopping the conversion into DHT stops balding but that isn't high T, it's just a specific chemical version of T that fucks up their hair follicles, and stopping production of it stops that.
yeah it's complicated but idiots on reddit often actually believe that balding is a sign of high T. just look at how many soyboys are balding, it's obviously not true.
1 zenicaone 2018-07-10
so woke, yet still worships that corporate logo.
1 shallowm 2018-07-10
how far our pizzashill has fallen...not that far, i guess
1 broden 2018-07-10
There's always further
1 Yiin 2018-07-10
Next is the fake suicide
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2018-07-10
If he'd shave those little pubes off his face he wouldn't look bad at all. He's not a super model but definitely not ugly enough to merit acting the way he does.
1 waronirony 2018-07-10
mediocrewhiteman.jpg
1 HailSanta2512 2018-07-10
😂👌
1 Matues49 2018-07-10
But did he post bussy?
1 ltedt 2018-07-10
Absolutely amazing. Btfo feminists left and right, now all we need is Ed to post his beautiful face
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-10
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1 froibo 2018-07-10
lmao
1 parameciidae 2018-07-10
lol, petition for the mods to change his flair to the lady with a toothache. I'd say the baby with the cleft palate but that would be mean to the baby.
1 NardDogAndy 2018-07-10
/u/pizzashill BLACKED
1 life_is_painfull_ 2018-07-10
mods pls make this my flair !!!!!
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-07-10
no me
/u/xNotch plz
1 Teh_Jews 2018-07-10
fuck that, make it a sidebar image
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-07-10
#gotem
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-07-10
He really looks like an off brand Elon Musk.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-07-10
I think /u/pizzashill was my Doordash delivery driver the other night
1 Boring_normie 2018-07-10
What did you order? I use DD when I'm too lazy to drive down to b-dubs, usually when I have some craft beer lying around too.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-07-10
Typically Mediterranean or seafood
1 gumble212 2018-07-10
correct
1 Bluest_waters 2018-07-10
so you could order food from anywhere and you actively choose....bbww??
seriously, you need to re assess your entire life choices right now
1 Boring_normie 2018-07-10
and why would I waste money on disgusting foreign food when I can get the best wings and cheese curds on the planet?
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-07-10
driving while redditing, /u/pizzashill really does keep himself safe
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-07-10
God, so all the power users and mods are just greasy looking manchildren?
Ew.
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-07-10
How else do you think they are able to literally spend 10+ hours every day here?
1 Teh_Jews 2018-07-10
The secrets are out. Nobody is even 6 foot here. I would nuke the sub and start over tbh.
1 rhyme-ocerus 2018-07-10
lol he looks like I'd be his boss' boss
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-07-10
sheeit you think you are up to managing that McDonald's? think again, sucka, think again
1 agenderphobe 2018-07-10
Same as it ever was
1 wellmade-mango 2018-07-10
The math checks out.
1 Nopepole 2018-07-10
😍 Asymmetrical 😍
1 Jackdom95 2018-07-10
just when I think maybe I'm ugly, I remember all the mugshots of the fagaloids that have been posted on here. eeyikes
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-07-10
6 feet under
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-10
shocking
1 Manjusrii 2018-07-10
Wait so he is not incel? Looks subhuman.
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-07-10
tbh if I had to imagine his face I wouldn't have guessed it was that bad.
1 MactiveNuds 2018-07-10
so wait, he's been a wetback this whole time?
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-07-10
Well he does support Mommy.
1 ownersinc2 2018-07-10
Looks pajeet
1 lifesbrink 2018-07-10
Man, that is one heckin sad face.
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-07-10
😍😍😍😍😍
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
why you banging someone so ugly? (let's pretend that i believe you're a roastie and that you're banging him)
1 broden 2018-07-10
banging means something different in 2018
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-07-10
He ain't ugly, trust me.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
i can literally see his picture lol
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-07-10
He's hot, right?
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
nope
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-07-10
No but seriously, he is. I think you're most likely a straight male who has gotten a bit jealous and sees him as competition, so you're instinctively trying to take him a down a peg.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
hahahahahahaha.
i'm white, 6'1, girls say i have a cute face, i work out constantly, and my facial hair looks better than the pubes on pizza's face, which look like he kept his pubes from when he was 12 years old and stuck them on his face.
i don't feel jealous of that greasy looking incel.
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-07-10
Ok ok, I'll be the judge of this, let's see a pic.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
the idea of my pic being passed around reddit like cut trap pussy in prison isn't really appealing. i'm ok with you not believing me.
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-07-10
That's your own choice and I won't judge, since I wouldn't post pics on here either, but have to admit he personality-MOGs you by quite a bit.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
non white, feminine face, shit facial hair.
NOT MOGGED
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-07-10
You: not interesting, dispassionate, shitty sexist that is actually not being satirical.
VERY MOGGED
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
no interesting to you, cause i'm mocking you, cause you're a retard LARPing as pizza's roastie. sexist? lol, you're "dating" a literal incel agenda poster. he claims it's satire but he does it way too often and way too passionately.
if being sexist was a turn off for you, you wouldn't be (pretending to) dating pizzacel. the problem might be that i'm not sexist enough, tbh.
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-07-10
You, 2 hours ago:
Show me a man who says this kind of stuff on the regular and I'll show you a man who has been utterly, defenselessly mogged.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
to be fair, if you're in any way attracted to pizza, you literally prove my statement correct.
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-07-10
Most of your comments could have been written by an advanced AI that's been fed only alt-right material. This is a very intense mogging.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
the fuck have i ever said that is alt-right?
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-07-10
Your entire history, almost all of it.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
post one alt-right comment.
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-07-10
u/TransexualWiener
There, probably at the top.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
the last comment i made was telling someone they were stupid for saying casual sex and drugs aren't fun.
aren't alt righters extremely conservative and prudish? literally not one political post in my entire history.
it shouldn't be hard for you to go in my history and solidify you're claim that i'm apparently alt right , then again as previously stated, you're mentally 12.
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-07-10
I'm not reading through your shit again, but I looked before and it was at least half alt-right/redpill.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
yeah you've said like 4 times that my whole post history is alt right, yet you can't post one example.
i hope you get over your autism one day.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
my entire post history is alt right, so post one message lol.
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-07-10
Why did you just delete your last comment, which I was in the middle of replying to? Damn, I lost it now. But ok, here is a comment which displays your thought process pretty clearly:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8wnpjn/another_group_of_supreme_gentlemen_name_the/e1xbv2d/?context=0&st=jjghl7us&sh=1665ea0d
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
how is any of that alt right?
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
that post is me saying that incels are stupid for saying women should be sex slaves, because in such a society, rich men would just own all the women.
not sure how that's alt right, or why you're so retarded, but thats like the closest example you can find of me being "alt-right?". just admit you were wrong and stop this foolishness, seriously.
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-07-10
I'm not talking to you anymore because you keep deleting replies while I'm replying to them and that's fucking annoying because I'm not going to rewrite everything. But I mean
No one is debating that. Most people have reasons for why women shouldn't be sex-slaves that don't involve "uber-chads," or even take the distribution of pussy into consideration.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
the logic incels have is that if women were sex slaves, they'd get laid more. i outlined how they would actually have LESS chance of getting laid, since in cultures where women are property, rich men horde them all.
i mean, the fact is morally wrong to enslave women should be a given, but i was just pointing out the faulty logic in their twisted desires.
either way, none of that has anything to do with alt-right politics, and that's the best example you could find, so it's time to admit you were wrong sweety.
i know that's hard to do, but it can't be harder than taking pizza's greasy willy into your body.
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-07-10
This is a VERY INTENSE MOGGING, seriously. We are DONE, son
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
you know, after talking to you for a while, it seems less impressive that pizza got himself a roastie. he obviously just slums it and dates total retards anyway.
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-07-10
Now i know you are 100% either a fat retard or an alt.
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-07-10
Not fat or an alt, only retarded over certain things.
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-07-10
You forgot fat.
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-07-10
I weigh 125 lbs and I'm 5'7" (ot but ps and I are a combined height of about 12' tall, mogging ~95% of couples) so no try another insult, I'm not fat.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-07-10
Found the fatty!
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-07-10
In the mirror? (Literally why would you try to insult me on something I just explained doesn't apply? Might as well call me the n-word, see how effective it is)
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-07-10
No u
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-07-10
Nice comeback
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-07-10
My sides
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-07-10
You're too rotound to have sides.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-07-10
He does not look or seem 6’5” lol
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-07-10
Like 6'3" same diff.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
he was he was 6'2 in the incel thread.
you need to get you and your alts together and get your story straight pizza.
1 krutopatkin 2018-07-10
lanklet prolly
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-07-10
So pizza is 5'2"?
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-07-10
So pizza is like 5'5"? Lmao
1 Mao_Zedong_Thot 2018-07-10
I am deeply shocked to hear about Slick Shilly's severe depression..
1 Mexagon 2018-07-10
It's like a couple wisps of hair felt bad for him and decided to grow anyway.
1 double-happiness 2018-07-10
MRW
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-07-10
Guaranteed his name irl is Rodney or Steve.
1 DoctorMort 2018-07-10
Eric.
1 Matthew94 2018-07-10
He's was more childish looking than I could have imagined.
1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2018-07-10
He looks like a teenage Shia LaBeouf.
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-07-10
starting to think y'all ugly.
1 -4x- 2018-07-10
LA CREATURA
1 Teh_Jews 2018-07-10
I was hoping he didn't require a shave to make him look older. How does that even work?
1 Deutschbag_ 2018-07-10
Can I show my face here too
1 HP_civ 2018-07-10
Yea daddy 😩💦
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-07-10
Pizzashill looks like that Freshman who gets picked on in school, so he hangs out with 7th and 8th graders who think he's all cool because he's in high school and has plenty of half-full cigarette butts his dad left in the ashtray next to the toilet.
1 CocoNutsOn 2018-07-10
Nice lips.
1 RevCostanzaJaypeg 2018-07-10
YIKES
1 gumble212 2018-07-10
butifel
1 gumble212 2018-07-10
nice dsl
1 DoctorMort 2018-07-10
Wow, he's got his mugshot face on point.
1 OfficialBeetroot 2018-07-10
hahaha how fucking forgettable are you u/pizzashill
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
lol, is pizza so dumb that he didn't realise being 6'2 is a massive benefit to getting roasties? i'm 6'1 and women literally say "oh i'm so glad your tall" when i meet them off dating sites.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-07-10
He looks like a prepubescent Elon Musk got genetically and mentally spliced with Elliot Roger.
Also what the fuck is wrong with your nostrils? They look like two hare lips.
1 GayLordMcMuffins 2018-07-10
TIL /r/braincels are mostly short Indian men 🤔
1 FratboyGenius 2018-07-10
Works out statistically, most of humanity is short Indian men.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
if they are, then they really are incel tbh, cause every girl i've known who mentioned indian men literally said they were gross.
1 shallowm 2018-07-10
it never began for currycels 😔
1 DenuvoCracked 2018-07-10
/u/pizzashill wow it makes sense why you are a retarded leftist. You can never be successful in your life looking like a disgusting mutt. It feels so good knowing I'm way more attractive than you. Disgusting creature.
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
Ok.
1 DenuvoCracked 2018-07-10
sorry for that. Got too angry. I love you bro. I think if you shaved you would look better, idk if you can grow a beard or not.
1 ersevni 2018-07-10
👏LEFTY👏SPERGS👏ARE👏PEOPLE 👏TOO👏
1 HP_civ 2018-07-10
Pizza no matter what I love you despite all the hate 😘 🍕
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-07-10
prove it gayboi
1 AlertTheSPLC 2018-07-10
That is a wispy thin mustache.
1 alkali01 2018-07-10
When an incel brags to the incels. He looks like the kid in school who bites girls arms
1 Tozeken 2018-07-10
That's a type of guy?
1 Thulean-Dragon 2018-07-10
That's oddly pacific.
1 alkali01 2018-07-10
Like the ocean?
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
He looks like the guy who sells you weed and tries to turn it into a social event and you have to just sit on his filthy couch surrounded by empty pizza boxes and Mountain Dew bottles while he weighs out your baggie as slowly as humanly possible.
1 Cat_Waffles 2018-07-10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_PNZoMtZ7U
1 MightiestEwok 2018-07-10
Should have known he’d look like a sad little boy. Also nice facial hair lmao 😂
1 pantsunami 2018-07-10
looks exactly how i imagine a /r/drama user would look
my only advice to the dude is take care of the shit between his nose and lips and maybe take a pic from a better angle with better lighting next time and he’ll probably be a lightyear ahead
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-07-10
This is everything I would imagine it to be. Now imagine this kid with pubes for an upper lip smugly pretending to be an authority about politics. Memerson was right all along.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-07-10
Ugh that hurt to read.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-07-10
So that's who is behind the screen, angrily clacking the keyboard, calling you mentally deficient because you disagreed with him about gas taxes or school lunch programs. Well I for one am humbled.
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-07-10
that, "mustache" is an absolute abomination
/u/pizzashill I can't grow good facial hair either buddy, just shave that shit.
1 pizzashill 2018-07-10
I shave daily. Like holy shit, I take one picture in which I didn't shave for 2 days and you retards can't comprehend that's not how my facial hair looks 99% of the time.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-07-10
56%
1 reptilia987 2018-07-10
I want to make fun of this but I cant. Its just sad.
1 CommonThroat 2018-07-10
Charcoal spreadable men's face mask is 7.99$ at your local osco pharmacy please buy some
1 tfdidido 2018-07-10
Thanks pizza for helping my self steem!
1 d-amazo 2018-07-10
u/pizzashill my man wtf r u doin
1 dramasexual 2018-07-10
oh... oh no....
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-07-10
FAS is truly a pandemic in our community
1 FloppingSwozzles 2018-07-10
/u/pizzashill would bang.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-07-10
u/Pizzashrill You need to post this in r/short too. Maybe they can learn something.
1 KingNothing305 2018-07-10
If you can't grow a beard or a moustache then don't fucking bother. It looks like someone glued pubes to your face.
1 TheRealTrueDarkLord 2018-07-10
Oh wow, he looks...exactly how I expected. Moving on.
1 Draxx01 2018-07-10
Why isn;t this a stickied thread?