every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. src
I'm glad you all get some sense of joy out of reading this. I'm sure we look ridiculous to outsiders - there's lots of symbolism and metaphors being used, but I'm not afraid to admit if you don't understand the language it seems absolutely ridiculous. I'm happy to answer any questions someone may have.
I'm glad you all get some sense of joy out of reading this.
Yay
I'm sure we look ridiculous to outsiders - there's lots of symbolism and metaphors being used, but I'm not afraid to admit if you don't understand the language it seems absolutely ridiculous.
I don't think it's a language barrier responsible for making you look ridiculous famalam
I'm happy to answer any questions someone may have.
Okay, sure, is this a fun LARP or are you actually fucking retarded?
I don't think it's a language barrier responsible for making you look ridiculous famalam
I'm happy to look ridiculous. I happen to not be one of the spell casty people on that forum - to me Occult is just philosophical study. I read lots of old books, and find spiritual understanding by seeing how the same concept was talked about in different spiritual traditions.
Its kind of like self psychology - learn to master your own thoughts so you stop useless worrying, and self defeating thoughts holding you back in your life.
Okay, sure, is this a fun LARP or are you actually fucking retarded?
Magic is just prayer with props.
Besides, is any religion a fun LARP or just fucking retarded? Maybe a little of both. I'm a very spiritual person - I also sing in a church choir, and go visit little old ladies in nursing homes and co minister a worship service for them each week. This is just another level of my spirituality.
So why not take it with a huge grain of salt, and use the metaphors to help you understand some stuff in your own experience, and how to make your life better?
You got-dang kids new to get your heads out of you got-dang asses!
/u/sageredwood you gotta add spoiler tags to your trigger warnings. I glanced down and saw the profanity accidentally, and am now scarred.
Questions like:
How do I summon Demons?
How do I use magick to make someone love me?
Can magick make you high?
Will I talk to spirits if I take drugs?
If I can't use magic to make u/QueenoftheIncels love me, than was use of it is it even to me!?!??? My romantic date night idea of having a demon Butler serving us after I seduce her magically, followed by us getting high on magical marijuana is ruined!
You're totally right. The thing is that people who make these questions are so immature, selfish and ego centered that they will continue to post questions like this.
/u/AquarianMoon8th Please help, the immature, selfish and ego centered /u/SAC-Lawn_Gnome is trying to use demon magic to make me his magical roastie sex slave, I need you to summon a bigger demon so I can turn the tables and transform him into /u/pizzashill's waifu pillow, give him a taste of his own medicine, ya feel me?
But like theoretically, if I get enough mana, can I become taytay? This is always been my dream so I'm willing to dedicate years to learning magick if need be.
Eating a 1/4 of mushrooms at age 14 and seeing 2 hours into the future shaped my views on time not being cyclical. I'm 43 now, not sure if I would have arrived at that theory without the shrooms.
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than literally nothing saying we did....
Height 5:10
Weight 230 (I work out regularly if that helps, but yes I can stand to loose weight)
I received a number of PM's last time I ran this from a lot of women, many of which were even close enough to meet. Some were very nice but things just didn't work out, you ladies know who you are and what I'm about to say ins't about you. However, I feel that some of you may need to have this clearly explained.
I'm not your @#$\%ing freak, OK. when I post on r4r, I don't want PMs from weirdos that assume I'm down for all kinds of weird, @#$Sed up, high risk sexual or illegal behavior just because I practice a strange religion.
LMFAO sorry the roasties wanted you to be their tubby gimp, /u/sageredwood
I'm not an incel, I am woman who they regard as their queen and I am a cruel, tyrannical dictator
I may be frustrated with my R4R results but at least I can say I turned more sexual partners down than you ever had
LOL, yeah famalam, I might not be Shakira over here, but I'm pretty sure I'm doing better romantically than a fat manchild who thinks he has magic powers
Your username would suggest otherwise, and I mean, shit dude you asked earlier today if I could cast a spell to get you boi pussy. I doesn't get more desperate than that does it?
Look, you're clearly going through my post history trying to insult me. It's honestly as funny as it is sad. Don't get me wrong I find the attention faltering, but I can't help but feel that an Incel might be able to be more productive with their time.
You might consider me "a fat manchild who thinks he has magic powers" and that's fine, you go ahead. I'm still going to the gym, I'm still meeting people, and I'm still living a happier life than you.
Hey, I tell you what. I like people that make me laugh. If you ever want to go the gym and improve yourself, maybe quit the whole Incel thing, I will wing man for you. All the people I meet are into the occult, and some of them are kind of crazy, but hey you got to start somewhere right?
Dude, donβt let these assholes get to you. Neville from Harry Potter grew up into a pretty handsome feller, and he was a fat wizard too. After high school, things will get better.
You're a 30-year-old man who thinks he has magic powers and tries to find girlfriends on Reddit
I try to find girlfriends everywhere, not just Reddit.
Not until I conquer them and make them my eunuch slaves
Ok, if you want to be the women who collects Incels like their pokemon, be my guest. If you can't do any better than that I suppose it's at least better then growing old with nothing but dildos, cats, and your tears.
I'm square
I'm square too, but I can at least lift the women I meet. I'll be a triangle eventually. Seriously if you're still square I would stop shit posting and go to the gym. I'm improved my life and attitude a lot. Hey, maybe you can do better then friend zoned Incels if you work out, just a thought.
I'm square too, but I can at least lift the women I meet. I'll be a triangle eventually. Seriously if you're still square I would stop shit posting and go to the gym.
Jesus fucking Christ. "I'm square" means "I'm good." Mayos are the fucking worst. Cancel yourself, white boy.
MAYOCIDE NOW
I'm improved my life and attitude a lot.
I love getting preached to about health and fitness by a fat person who's still fat but "making progress."
Maybe if you stayed away from Mayo you wouldn't be desperate to get Incel bussy. I mean really you're too damn thirsty for those Incel bois. Incel's by the way, have got to be the world most low effort fuck... it's kind of pathetic.
I know you don't mean to hurt me darling, it's just an outlet for your sexual frustrations.
You have a BMI of 33 which is obese. So you mean to tell me that you have magic powers but you can't abracadabra away your man tiddies and lose more that a sad 20 pounds in two years off an obese frame?
Lol, You got out a calculator just for me. How thoughtful.
Well I will answer your question as best I can.
I'm doing a lot of weight training and I have been working on improving my dead lift weight specifically. Unfortunately, improving this sometimes requires me to increase the calories in my diet. It would have been more efficient to loose the fat first and add the muscle after. I'm working out how I want and I'm happy with the results so far. Thanks for asking.
I'm doing a lot of weight training and I have been working on improving my dead lift weight specifically
Not an excuse for still being obese
Unfortunately, improving this sometimes requires me to increase the calories in my diet.
No, it fucking doesn't, this is fat people logic. You are obese. There is nothing you could do that would make you need to add more calories to your diet.
It would have been more efficient to loose the fat first and add the muscle after.
Yes, so that's what you should have done, but you didn't, because you're a witchy boi who's apparently capable of magic, except the sorcery required to not shove fast food down your maw
I'm working out how I want and I'm happy with the results so far.
Man, all you do is quote me and make snarky little comments. That's been the point of this entire post.
Do you even have original thoughts? I'm starting to think that you don't. I've gone into your post history and your top post has only 153 up-votes. This post will catch up to it soon. I hope it become's your most up-voted post just so I can have the satisfaction of knowing you can't accomplish very much on your own.
Also, if you're trying to insult me your really bad at it. I don't know if you have noticed but you're agreeing with me about half the time, especially on the last comment. I mean really, you gave up on calling me a retard and you're now calling me fat. I'm sure you will think of something next, but not without going though my post history first for "inspiration"
Oh, I take off the kid gloves and just like that you're done. Ok have it your way, you can't think of anything on your own so I guess this is the best we can hope for out of you.
My serious post was the one you ripped off. I'm still laughing.
Holy shit you're the most obnoxious person I've seen on Reddit. This has absolutely nothing to do with the fact you believe in magic and everything to do with you being a snide cunt.
I'm just feeding trolls while stuck at work bored out of my skull. Can't say it's anything more than that.
Besides, QueenOfTheIncels is desperate for bussy, her words not mine. So the ass blasting is doing her a favor right? I'm just paying it forward my good man. One lol for another.
OMG brutal. Yeah I'm 230 right now and my target weight is 210. I started training like 2 years ago when I was a 250 butter ball. I enjoy weight lifting far more than running, so my wight has plateaued for the last 6 months. It isn't all bad; my dead lift keeps improving and I'm at least at the point where I'm turning the girls down for a change lol. Love the meme by the way.
I'm training to add muscle, so yes 210 is accurate. I was authentic all through out college and got my weight down to 180 only to get into a friend's weight class. I'm a heavy weight that is just how I'm built.
Its just different ways of talking about the same thing. 'Magic' is just metaphor. If you get hung up on the supernatural shit, you can easily miss what they are trying to teach. After all, the name (Occult) literally means hidden, they are trying to hide the true meaning in metaphor.
I don't believe that there is such a thing as supernatural, its just very colorful and memorable language used to describe very natural things.
Again - I'm glad you're having fun with this! If you are just looking for the ridiculousness, that is what you will find. I'll be the first to admit there seems to be an abundant amount of that on r/occult.
Retarded 14 year olds asking how to jump to a dimension where they have a 6 inch dick killed dimensionaljumping, now retarded 14 year olds being raped by succubussies they summoned will kill /r/occult.
After all, the name (Occult) literally means hidden, they are trying to hide the true meaning in metaphor.
And the point of that is ... so that you can laugh at all the people who think you aren't speaking metaphorically? The occult is really just a giant drama factory? Praise Seitan!
I know; call demons mental constructs if you want to, it makes little difference if you're evoking Asmodeus or externalising your mental state by seeing shapes in candle flames.
People in the thread were literally talking about summoning demons though. Carl Jung's ideas may have validity, but there is just no evidence in any sense that the demons they are referring to exist.
I'll be real here for a moment: I don't really jive with those people. I think they are very hurt, and the Demons they are seeing are manifestations of nasty parts of themselves. Basically: the demons are exactly as real as they believe them to be. Of course, this is true of a lot of things...
I feel like that could be said of the entirety of the occult community though. If you "cast" a love spell and subconsciously influence yourself into being more outgoing or confident then you could say that the spell worked. I wouldn't consider that to be an example of magic existing though.
You are absolutely on to something there. This is absolutely a way to shape your subconscious, and nudge yourself into action. I don't think this is the place to get into a philosophical debate, however.
Most people sit around memeing on the internet, and feel depressed because their life is going nowhere - why not use some mental (spiritual) tricks to get your ass moving in the right direction? I'll just say this: if it's bullshit, and it works, is it really bullshit?
so if none of the supernatural aspects of the occult are real, and it's all just placebos that make you more confident or other shit, why even bother with it?
it's really just a huge over complicated mess if all it is, is just shaping how you think through feel good ritual placebo, wouldn't you say?
If you study a painting of a mountain - its not REALLY a mountain. It represents a mountain, but it's just a bunch of pigment speared on canvas. But you look at the painting because it's beautiful, and the actual mountain isn't actually visible at the moment.
You could analyse the painting with a mass spectrometer (a scientific method) and find that it is 40% hydrogen, 20% carbon, 15% oxygen, and other trace elements. This is an absolutely true fact about what it is you are really looking at, but how useful is it to you, really?
I study the Occult, in a similar way that people study Art. The thing it represents is a thing a beauty, if you can get around the fact its just pigment speared on canvas.
if it's bullshit and it works, is it really bullshit?
Yes it 100% is. I get that you're not actually trying to hurt anybody, but if I sold bullsit cancer pills to somebody who recovered from the cancer that wouldn't make my bullshit pills any sort of cure-all.
I'm not trying to sell cancer pills. I do believe that if done correctly this, like any spiritual path, can lead to very real healing. The healing may be psychological, but that's real and helpful too.
Say a prayer, AND take a pill. If one doesn't work, the other will.
you don't get how these spiritual retards think. they believe in vast conspiracies involving evil cults running the world, and that's why science doesn't tell people that magic and super powers are real.
that is a common one. david icke is a popular spiritual "guru" type who does seminars around the world. he believes the world is owned by shape shifting reptilians, and that the moon is actually a giant hollow space station where their base is.
all politicians and world leaders are just reptilians in disguise as humans, and they collectively manipulate reality to make sure people don't know about their inherent supernatural abilities. that's one theory, there are many more, like the world being run by satan worshiping cult leaders, or the illuminati, who have secret occult knowledge but fight to make sure humanity doesn't know it exists.
my who i previously mentioned believes that aliens are going to come to society, and take all those who are worthy to another dimension. she literally broke up with me because she believed she had to have no earthly attachments otherwise she can't go with them.
she even quit her job and let the lease run out on her apartment, since she believes this is happening in the next few months. i just went on a date with a girl who believed that satan was ruining her life because she started going back to church, and the devil didn't like it.
idk why the fuck i'm a magnet for these fucking whackos, but i've met so many of these people that i know all of the most whacky beliefs off by heart.
Don't worry man, some day you'll be old enough to drive and you can put all this 12 year old immature drama behind you. I mean, I assume you are 12, please tell me you're not a grown ass adult stuck in JR high mode.
Again, I never said anything like that, I'm not sure what part of your head is so broken you managed to come up with that while scouring other people's comment histories to see if anyone supported the rightfully elected president. Fuck off retard, even as a troll you fail, pathetic.
Imagine being such a fucking loser you think that's an insult. Sorry dude, got a life besides the internet to live, no idea what a bussy is, probably don't need to know, get real pussy don't need bussy.
I understand how someone believes in god because of childhood indoctrination but how does someone start believing this shit? Have to be a special kind of retard.
People want to believe that everyone else is normal and that they're special. Most people grow out of this around 15-20, retards stick with it for the rest of their lives.
i've known lots of these kinda people. most of them are mentally ill, or have experienced massive trauma to the point of needing their entire life to be a fantasy LARP so they can escape the horrors of the real world.
my ex gf used to be sane and normal (somewhat), till she experienced two deaths of people close to her, and now she believes in whacky new age shit and all kinds of nonsense. she believes she will ascend quite literally into another dimension in the next few months. it's because she couldn't deal with the trauma she suffered and needed the world to feel like a magical place where she is in total control, and she's special and going to be protected and allowed to go to a better dimension that isn't this horrible world that gave her nothing but suffering.
it's kinda sad really , but these kinds of people are just fucked forever.
Questions like:
*How do I summon Demons?
*How do I use magick to make someone love me?
*Can magick make you high?
*Will I talk to spirits if I take drugs?
I feel that I'm special, and have a magical gift. can you please help me develop this super special awesome magical talent? I need this awesome cool spirit power by like sometime next week, but my friends and I are going to the beach later so I can't spend too much time working on this, K Great :)
u/sageredwood: Prove to me that βthe occult is dangerousβ. I think youβre a delusional little fancypants LARPing in the forest in a robe. See? I clearly have a negative aura, am a psychic vampire, and you need to cleanse your spirit of my evil. Put a curse on me. Ruin my sexual organs with your powerful salves and ointments. I dare you.
Cool, I've been shit posted. I have enjoyed many shit post and troll post on Reddit, so I suppose it's finally my turn; might as well make the most of it.
Let me address a few things.
I'm not Wiccan, and I never claimed that I was. I practice Hermeticism. Y'all can lol till you're blue in the face, just try to lol at the right religion.
I don't have anything against "normies" or new practitioners. I was frustrated with a long string of meeting new occultist and then watching them bite of more then they can chew. They would typically end up really messing their life up or just burning out and giving up. I get that my post comes off as a rant.
Now I want to address a few questions in the comments. u/BIknkbtKitNwniS, you asked,
I understand how someone believes in god because of childhood indoctrination but how does someone start believing this shit? Have to be a special kind of retard.
Well, to answer you're question, I was exposed to alot Hermetic, Wiccan, and Gnostic text while studying and categorizing legends and folklore as part of a university course. I began practicing and eventually converted. You're still free to think I'm a retard, however I at least want to make it clear that these religions have as much history and tradition as more well established and mainstream religions. U/QueenOfTheIncels, Sorry, I have no way of turning anyone into a frog or summoning bussy. You're on your own for know. If I find something I will let you know.
Well have fun everyone. Best Regards, Sage Redwood
I'm not Wiccan, and I never claimed that I was. I practice Hermeticism. Y'all can lol till you're blue in the face, just try to lol at the right religion.
A retard be any other name would still be as retarded, and you can't expect a non-retard to give a flying fuck about your autistic little distinctions
I don't have anything against "normies" or new practitioners. I was frustrated with a long string of meeting new occultist and then watching them bite of more then they can chew.
Which is nothing, because "summoning demons" isn't real and you don't have magical powers
They would typically end up really messing their life up
No, it wouldn't, because your little LARP isn't real
or just burning out and giving up.
i.e. They figure out quickly that they don't have special powers and move on with their lives, unlike you, a 29-year-old with the mentality of a preteen girl at a sleepover
I was exposed to alot Hermetic, Wiccan, and Gnostic text while studying and categorizing legends and folklore as part of a university course.
LOL imagine racking up thousands of dollars in student loans for the privilege of being turned into a retard
You're still free to think I'm a retard, however I at least want to make it clear that these religions have as much history and tradition as more well established and mainstream religions.
Right, but the difference between this fanfiction and established religions is that they don't think they have super speshul powers
Sorry, I have no way of turning anyone into a frog or summoning bussy. You're on your own for know. If I find something I will let you know.
Well, I've never needed or wanted to... so nope, I don't have anything for that.
LOL imagine racking up thousands of dollars in student loans for the privilege of being turned into a retard
I didn't major in religious studies, so I didn't go to university to become a retard. I enjoyed the class and took it as an elective. Lots of people take art, music, or literature, that doesn't mean their aiming to become artist or writers.
Hey, thanks for the detailed reply buddy. Have a good one.
I'm not Wiccan, and I never claimed that I was. I practice Hermeticism. Y'all can lol till you're blue in the face, just try to lol at the right religion.
If you believe you have magic powers like harry potter you're wiccan
You're still free to think I'm a retard, however I at least want to make it clear that these religions have as much history and tradition as more well established and mainstream religions.
And yet somehow manage to be more retarded. It's truly magical
My friend, this is exactly why Occultists stay in the closet. I'm sorry we got shit posted. They don't just want to shit post us, they want to get us riled up by calling us to this thread by name.
They aren't going to understand what hermeticism is, or anything else. There's really no use to explaining it in any but the most simple or general terms.
Why the fuck do you subscribe to arse-backwards Mayo """alchemy""" that is, in practice, simply a mongrelisation of Gnosticism, neo-Platonism and Christianity, when you could instead spread your bussy wide and open yourself up to the power of the True Way as practised by the finest scholars of China for thirty-six hundred generations?
/u/sageredwood what do you think of The Book of Thoth? It's what I primarily used during my stint of reading Tarot. My experience was often too real. I hit the nail on the head often but the predictions always had a negative outcome. I stopped doing readings after a friend killed himself in a snowboarding accident that I had predicted 3 months prior, I blamed it on the deck
do you people just browse the most obscure and retarded subs on reddit just to find drama? i mean, i know the answer is yes, that question was rhetorical.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-10
every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. src
Snapshots:
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1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
/u/ngunn86 Can you do a magical spell to turn Snappy into a real boy?
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
He's real if you believe he is.
I'm glad you all get some sense of joy out of reading this. I'm sure we look ridiculous to outsiders - there's lots of symbolism and metaphors being used, but I'm not afraid to admit if you don't understand the language it seems absolutely ridiculous. I'm happy to answer any questions someone may have.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-07-10
Why doesn't my dad love me?
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
Your EGO is getting in the way.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
If he can't post bussy he's not real :-(
Yay
I don't think it's a language barrier responsible for making you look ridiculous famalam
Okay, sure, is this a fun LARP or are you actually fucking retarded?
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
I'm happy to look ridiculous. I happen to not be one of the spell casty people on that forum - to me Occult is just philosophical study. I read lots of old books, and find spiritual understanding by seeing how the same concept was talked about in different spiritual traditions.
Its kind of like self psychology - learn to master your own thoughts so you stop useless worrying, and self defeating thoughts holding you back in your life.
Magic is just prayer with props. Besides, is any religion a fun LARP or just fucking retarded? Maybe a little of both. I'm a very spiritual person - I also sing in a church choir, and go visit little old ladies in nursing homes and co minister a worship service for them each week. This is just another level of my spirituality.
1 cleverseneca 2018-07-10
So... You basically see occult as Jungian?
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
What's wrong with a little self psychology?
1 heavenlytoaster 2018-07-10
All religion is fucking retarded.
Some of it is a fun LARP, but it's still retarded.
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
Its almost entirely ridiculous if you take it literally.
So why not take it with a huge grain of salt, and use the metaphors to help you understand some stuff in your own experience, and how to make your life better?
1 heavenlytoaster 2018-07-10
Because it's still a massive retard festival.
I don't need to pay thousands of dollars and read dozens of books on dieting to know I need to eat less fucking cookies either.
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
Bless your heart.
1 Heydammit 2018-07-10
Look at this dork still trapped on the material plane by spending money.
1 Thhueros 2018-07-10
How do I get a Japanese gf
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
Try to summon a Daemon for help.
1 shitpersonality 2018-07-10
How do invite mailer daemon to sex?
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
I'm not sure. Try asking the IT Savior.
1 Kelkymcdouble 2018-07-10
TIL Snappy is a demon
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
/u/sageredwood - Can you teach me a magic spell that will help me summon bussy?
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-07-10
I heard something about chanting "loosey bussy" in the mirror then getting an /r/drama post to 5000 upvotes.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-07-10
You know, you could be the next mod to offer this.
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-07-10
With or without the fursuit?
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-07-10
If you're not wearing the Fursuit, u/SnallyGaster won't even care.
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-10
It takes a while though.
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
Try this simple ritual.
1 OniTan 2018-07-10
/u/sageredwood have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
1 Matthew94 2018-07-10
no
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-07-10
/u/sageredwood you gotta add spoiler tags to your trigger warnings. I glanced down and saw the profanity accidentally, and am now scarred.
If I can't use magic to make u/QueenoftheIncels love me, than was use of it is it even to me!?!??? My romantic date night idea of having a demon Butler serving us after I seduce her magically, followed by us getting high on magical marijuana is ruined!
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
/u/AquarianMoon8th Please help, the immature, selfish and ego centered /u/SAC-Lawn_Gnome is trying to use demon magic to make me his magical roastie sex slave, I need you to summon a bigger demon so I can turn the tables and transform him into /u/pizzashill's waifu pillow, give him a taste of his own medicine, ya feel me?
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-07-10
You fool, getting you to transform me into u/Pizzashill's Waifu Pillow was my plan all along! *manical laughter
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
When entering into a relationship with a magically coerced sex slave, don't forget to bring a condom.
1 SJCards 2018-07-10
Kinky π
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
I don't know any magic to make a sex slave, but you can visualize your desires.
1 ineedmorealts 2018-07-10
> picking u/QueenoftheIncels over u/normie_girl
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-07-10
I find u/Normie_Girl's enormous penis too intimidating π
1 DistortedLines 2018-07-10
Can you transform me into TayTay?
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Sorry, not today.
1 DistortedLines 2018-07-10
But like theoretically, if I get enough mana, can I become taytay? This is always been my dream so I'm willing to dedicate years to learning magick if need be.
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Sorry bro, Tat-tay is a no-way.
1 DistortedLines 2018-07-10
Wtf I hate magick now. I hope Allah punishes you all for this sin.
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Y'all can try.
1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2018-07-10
you know I really want to retool my gamergate pasta for wicca but I just don't have it in me.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
/u/aka_defocus has a lot of pasta potential tbh
1 TheFallenHero 2018-07-10
Is this what they mean about drugs ruining your life?
1 Redactor0 2018-07-10
You don't want to end up like u/thepsychoshaman, where you don't even listen to your DMT beings anymore.
1 thepsychoshaman 2018-07-10
It's a dark place, admitting that your DMT beings are part of your brain. Stay in school.
1 G_Regular 2018-07-10
More like, drugs ruining your ability to chill.
1 raka_defocus 2018-07-10
Possibly, I'm director for a health care corporation.
1 BrushingHisTeeth 2018-07-10
ΰΌΌ γ€ β_ β ΰΌ½γ€ DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ΰΌΌ γ€ β_ β ΰΌ½γ€
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-07-10
They targeted Wiccans.
Wiccans.
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than literally nothing saying we did....
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
Try this source of spiritual wisdom.
1 Hate9 2018-07-10
I really want this audiobook.
1 lifesbrink 2018-07-10
Honestly, why didn't u/sageredwood just cast a spell to make these people go away?
Also, lol at calling their hocus pocus a loaded gun. If magic was real, science would have covered that shit long ago. Also youtube
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
/u/sageredwood is 29 years old and thinks he has magic powers
Millennials were such a mistake
1 Diogenes2XLantern 2018-07-10
Everyone knows you need to be 30 to become a wizard!
1 cleverseneca 2018-07-10
Lvl 30 spells or gtfo. What do you think this is, fireball casting for idiots?
1 MacAndShits 2018-07-10
I cast magic missile at the ghetto
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-07-10
I'm lvl 33 and have +2 grumpiness -2 knee pain and +10 in alcoholism.
... I think I need a reroll.
1 Zachums 2018-07-10
Check out his r4r
I hope this bigboi finds the love that he apparently can't summon with magic
1 FratboyGenius 2018-07-10
Careful, he might curse you lmao
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
LMFAO sorry the roasties wanted you to be their tubby gimp, /u/sageredwood
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Well, at least I'm not an Incel. I may be frustrated with my R4R results but at least I can say I turned more sexual partners down than you ever had.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
I'm not an incel, I am woman who they regard as their queen and I am a cruel, tyrannical dictator
LOL, yeah famalam, I might not be Shakira over here, but I'm pretty sure I'm doing better romantically than a fat manchild who thinks he has magic powers
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Your username would suggest otherwise, and I mean, shit dude you asked earlier today if I could cast a spell to get you boi pussy. I doesn't get more desperate than that does it?
Look, you're clearly going through my post history trying to insult me. It's honestly as funny as it is sad. Don't get me wrong I find the attention faltering, but I can't help but feel that an Incel might be able to be more productive with their time.
You might consider me "a fat manchild who thinks he has magic powers" and that's fine, you go ahead. I'm still going to the gym, I'm still meeting people, and I'm still living a happier life than you.
Hey, I tell you what. I like people that make me laugh. If you ever want to go the gym and improve yourself, maybe quit the whole Incel thing, I will wing man for you. All the people I meet are into the occult, and some of them are kind of crazy, but hey you got to start somewhere right?
1 _Petronius 2018-07-10
Dude, donβt let these assholes get to you. Neville from Harry Potter grew up into a pretty handsome feller, and he was a fat wizard too. After high school, things will get better.
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Neville is best boi.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
The name suggests exactly what I said it did
Women can like bussy, it's 2018, don't kinkshame
Bussy is the best hole one can find on a human body, fuck yeah I'm desperate for it, make with the magic, Hefty Potter
You should summon a dictionary demon, because I don't think that's the word you wanted
Okay I will
You're a 30-year-old man who thinks he has magic powers and tries to find girlfriends on Reddit
Not until I conquer them and make them my eunuch slaves
No thank you
Nah fam I'm square
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
You got me, I made a typo.
I try to find girlfriends everywhere, not just Reddit.
Ok, if you want to be the women who collects Incels like their pokemon, be my guest. If you can't do any better than that I suppose it's at least better then growing old with nothing but dildos, cats, and your tears.
I'm square too, but I can at least lift the women I meet. I'll be a triangle eventually. Seriously if you're still square I would stop shit posting and go to the gym. I'm improved my life and attitude a lot. Hey, maybe you can do better then friend zoned Incels if you work out, just a thought.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
ZOMG hashtag goals
Nah fam /r/TrollXChromosomes is thatta way
Jesus fucking Christ. "I'm square" means "I'm good." Mayos are the fucking worst. Cancel yourself, white boy.
MAYOCIDE NOW
I love getting preached to about health and fitness by a fat person who's still fat but "making progress."
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Maybe if you stayed away from Mayo you wouldn't be desperate to get Incel bussy. I mean really you're too damn thirsty for those Incel bois. Incel's by the way, have got to be the world most low effort fuck... it's kind of pathetic.
I know you don't mean to hurt me darling, it's just an outlet for your sexual frustrations.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
Maybe if you stayed away from mayo you would have lost more than 20 pounds in the past two years
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Well, I kept the weight off at least :)
But, hey feel free to give me any advice you want about weight management.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
You have a BMI of 33 which is obese. So you mean to tell me that you have magic powers but you can't abracadabra away your man tiddies and lose more that a sad 20 pounds in two years off an obese frame?
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Lol, You got out a calculator just for me. How thoughtful.
Well I will answer your question as best I can.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
Not an excuse for still being obese
No, it fucking doesn't, this is fat people logic. You are obese. There is nothing you could do that would make you need to add more calories to your diet.
Yes, so that's what you should have done, but you didn't, because you're a witchy boi who's apparently capable of magic, except the sorcery required to not shove fast food down your maw
You go girl
Yeah I'll say
1 Zozbot 2018-07-10
zoz
1 Zozbot 2018-07-10
zle
1 Zozbot 2018-07-10
zozzle
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Man, all you do is quote me and make snarky little comments. That's been the point of this entire post.
Do you even have original thoughts? I'm starting to think that you don't. I've gone into your post history and your top post has only 153 up-votes. This post will catch up to it soon. I hope it become's your most up-voted post just so I can have the satisfaction of knowing you can't accomplish very much on your own.
Also, if you're trying to insult me your really bad at it. I don't know if you have noticed but you're agreeing with me about half the time, especially on the last comment. I mean really, you gave up on calling me a retard and you're now calling me fat. I'm sure you will think of something next, but not without going though my post history first for "inspiration"
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
That's the point of this entire sub nigga
Oh no how will I find true love on /r/r4r with such disappointing karma
I got you to seriouspost, so my work here is done
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Oh, I take off the kid gloves and just like that you're done. Ok have it your way, you can't think of anything on your own so I guess this is the best we can hope for out of you.
My serious post was the one you ripped off. I'm still laughing.
1 Elite_AI 2018-07-10
Holy shit you're the most obnoxious person I've seen on Reddit. This has absolutely nothing to do with the fact you believe in magic and everything to do with you being a snide cunt.
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Lol, dude chill.
You guys decided to post about me and drop my user name in the comments so they would be sent to my inbox.
You bet I'm being the snideyist of cunts over this. I can't let you guys have all the fun without me.
1 Elite_AI 2018-07-10
Yeah it's hilarious how you get assblasted about minuscule points that mean absolutely nothing in the short term, let alone long term.
Is this...the power...of hermeticism?
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Nope,
I'm just feeding trolls while stuck at work bored out of my skull. Can't say it's anything more than that.
Besides, QueenOfTheIncels is desperate for bussy, her words not mine. So the ass blasting is doing her a favor right? I'm just paying it forward my good man. One lol for another.
1 doubleheresy 2018-07-10
Extraordinary
1 BrushingHisTeeth 2018-07-10
π€£π―π―π―
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-07-10
I think he meant fattening. He finds the attention fattening.
(Because he is fat.)
1 Elite_AI 2018-07-10
post lewds
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
Chubby bois need lovin' too.
More cushion for the pushin'.
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
OMG brutal. Yeah I'm 230 right now and my target weight is 210. I started training like 2 years ago when I was a 250 butter ball. I enjoy weight lifting far more than running, so my wight has plateaued for the last 6 months. It isn't all bad; my dead lift keeps improving and I'm at least at the point where I'm turning the girls down for a change lol. Love the meme by the way.
1 SJCards 2018-07-10
Unless you're absolutely shredded, 5'10" and 210 is still too hefty, friendo. Aim, erhm, lower.
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
I'm training to add muscle, so yes 210 is accurate. I was authentic all through out college and got my weight down to 180 only to get into a friend's weight class. I'm a heavy weight that is just how I'm built.
1 JoeFalchetto 2018-07-10
What are your maxes?
1 BrushingHisTeeth 2018-07-10
I'M NOT FAT I'M BIG BONED!
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1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
I never said I wasn't fat. You can be both big boned and fat.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
you know most of those PMs were from dudes trolling you right?
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
You know this reply is from a dude trolling me right?
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
holy fucking shit that is just begging to be a pasta
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-07-10
I know I was
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-10
This is as good a post as any to agendapost in, so here's my take on it. Science is magic, and vice versa.
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
Its just different ways of talking about the same thing. 'Magic' is just metaphor. If you get hung up on the supernatural shit, you can easily miss what they are trying to teach. After all, the name (Occult) literally means hidden, they are trying to hide the true meaning in metaphor.
I don't believe that there is such a thing as supernatural, its just very colorful and memorable language used to describe very natural things.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
I get that, guy, but the thing is that you seem to be the minority in that crowd
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
Again - I'm glad you're having fun with this! If you are just looking for the ridiculousness, that is what you will find. I'll be the first to admit there seems to be an abundant amount of that on r/occult.
There are lots of people posting on there who meet all the stereotypes in this thread. There is a small, but vocal, minority on that forum that often tries to steer some of these lost souls, the kids who want to summon a demon etc, toward a more healthy and fulfilling spirituality.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-10
Retarded 14 year olds asking how to jump to a dimension where they have a 6 inch dick killed dimensionaljumping, now retarded 14 year olds being raped by succubussies they summoned will kill /r/occult.
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
If you're role playing, better roll for initiative.
1 atsteak 2018-07-10
And the point of that is ... so that you can laugh at all the people who think you aren't speaking metaphorically? The occult is really just a giant drama factory? Praise Seitan!
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-10
I love seitan
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
The point of that is the people who used to study this stuff ended up on the fiery end of a stick, so they hid what they were saying in symbolism. Most people still believe the bullshit that was said to justify burning people, instead of asking why the authorities were trying to suppress them.
1 cleverseneca 2018-07-10
Why were the authorities trying to suppress them. Let's hear it.
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
That you have the power to control your thoughts, and experiences.
1 Heydammit 2018-07-10
What controls a thought?
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-10
They feared what they didn't understand. Why do you think witch burnings (although most witches burnt were random women) were a thing?
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
You're not wrong, but this audience will never understand this comment. They don't know what a Grimorie is, or who Solomon was.
That's why I'm trying to reach them with some meme magic.
1 Elite_AI 2018-07-10
Bitch nigga don't underestimate me I have read a dozen introductions to wikipedia articles on occultism
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
That's right, sweetie.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-10
Eww meme magic. Nerd shit alert.
1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2018-07-10
dude, wicca is like 80 years old, knock it off with the ancient mystery. it's at least get into some Golden Dawn OTO shit nowhamsayin?
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
I never identified as Wiccan in this thread, and I don't claim to be.
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-10
you guys get it?
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
People don't like hearing spiritual Truth.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-10
I know; call demons mental constructs if you want to, it makes little difference if you're evoking Asmodeus or externalising your mental state by seeing shapes in candle flames.
1 JJJacobalt 2018-07-10
What's the scientific version of demons and tulpas?
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
A demon may be understood as the thing in your own head preventing you from reaching your desires.
1 JJJacobalt 2018-07-10
Philosophy isn't science.
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
Of course it isn't. It is just a different way of trying to understand the nature of the Universe.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-10
But psychology is.
1 Hate9 2018-07-10
That's arguable.
1 ofeter 2018-07-10
People in the thread were literally talking about summoning demons though. Carl Jung's ideas may have validity, but there is just no evidence in any sense that the demons they are referring to exist.
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
I'll be real here for a moment: I don't really jive with those people. I think they are very hurt, and the Demons they are seeing are manifestations of nasty parts of themselves. Basically: the demons are exactly as real as they believe them to be. Of course, this is true of a lot of things...
1 ofeter 2018-07-10
I feel like that could be said of the entirety of the occult community though. If you "cast" a love spell and subconsciously influence yourself into being more outgoing or confident then you could say that the spell worked. I wouldn't consider that to be an example of magic existing though.
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
You are absolutely on to something there. This is absolutely a way to shape your subconscious, and nudge yourself into action. I don't think this is the place to get into a philosophical debate, however.
Most people sit around memeing on the internet, and feel depressed because their life is going nowhere - why not use some mental (spiritual) tricks to get your ass moving in the right direction? I'll just say this: if it's bullshit, and it works, is it really bullshit?
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
so if none of the supernatural aspects of the occult are real, and it's all just placebos that make you more confident or other shit, why even bother with it?
it's really just a huge over complicated mess if all it is, is just shaping how you think through feel good ritual placebo, wouldn't you say?
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
If you study a painting of a mountain - its not REALLY a mountain. It represents a mountain, but it's just a bunch of pigment speared on canvas. But you look at the painting because it's beautiful, and the actual mountain isn't actually visible at the moment.
You could analyse the painting with a mass spectrometer (a scientific method) and find that it is 40% hydrogen, 20% carbon, 15% oxygen, and other trace elements. This is an absolutely true fact about what it is you are really looking at, but how useful is it to you, really?
I study the Occult, in a similar way that people study Art. The thing it represents is a thing a beauty, if you can get around the fact its just pigment speared on canvas.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
that was a bunch of gibberish that didn't remotely even answer my question.
1 whoopsforgotemail 2018-07-10
Yes it 100% is. I get that you're not actually trying to hurt anybody, but if I sold bullsit cancer pills to somebody who recovered from the cancer that wouldn't make my bullshit pills any sort of cure-all.
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
I'm not trying to sell cancer pills. I do believe that if done correctly this, like any spiritual path, can lead to very real healing. The healing may be psychological, but that's real and helpful too.
Say a prayer, AND take a pill. If one doesn't work, the other will.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-10
Psychology. It's all in your head/subjective reality.
1 atsteak 2018-07-10
Except they won't let you publish papers about "thaumaturgic approaches to curing cancer".
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-10
This is unironically because of superstitious scientists.
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-10
What's JS?
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-10
Don't speak that name in this holy place.
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-10
Node.js
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-10
I recommend getting a match and some tinder.
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-10
Unix but reimplemented in JS.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-07-10
Praise be!
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-10
posix.webshit.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
you don't get how these spiritual retards think. they believe in vast conspiracies involving evil cults running the world, and that's why science doesn't tell people that magic and super powers are real.
1 lifesbrink 2018-07-10
Are they the ones who go on about lizard people?
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
that is a common one. david icke is a popular spiritual "guru" type who does seminars around the world. he believes the world is owned by shape shifting reptilians, and that the moon is actually a giant hollow space station where their base is.
all politicians and world leaders are just reptilians in disguise as humans, and they collectively manipulate reality to make sure people don't know about their inherent supernatural abilities. that's one theory, there are many more, like the world being run by satan worshiping cult leaders, or the illuminati, who have secret occult knowledge but fight to make sure humanity doesn't know it exists.
1 lifesbrink 2018-07-10
Thank the world for crazy people, they make for good amusement
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
my who i previously mentioned believes that aliens are going to come to society, and take all those who are worthy to another dimension. she literally broke up with me because she believed she had to have no earthly attachments otherwise she can't go with them.
she even quit her job and let the lease run out on her apartment, since she believes this is happening in the next few months. i just went on a date with a girl who believed that satan was ruining her life because she started going back to church, and the devil didn't like it.
idk why the fuck i'm a magnet for these fucking whackos, but i've met so many of these people that i know all of the most whacky beliefs off by heart.
1 lifesbrink 2018-07-10
I have dated some crazy girls, but damn, you have me beat by a mile
1 aqouta 2018-07-10
Meme magic brought us donald trump and need it, what can wiccans offer?
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
You jest, but one of them is a Daddy lover
/u/pmmeyourproblemsolva Can you use magic to make Daddy president forever?
1 pmmeyourproblemsolva 2018-07-10
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1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
1 pmmeyourproblemsolva 2018-07-10
Don't worry man, some day you'll be old enough to drive and you can put all this 12 year old immature drama behind you. I mean, I assume you are 12, please tell me you're not a grown ass adult stuck in JR high mode.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
Said the guy who thinks he's a magical witch
1 pmmeyourproblemsolva 2018-07-10
Again, I never said anything like that, I'm not sure what part of your head is so broken you managed to come up with that while scouring other people's comment histories to see if anyone supported the rightfully elected president. Fuck off retard, even as a troll you fail, pathetic.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
I'd pursue this further but I've moved on to /u/mukumukum, Blessed Be
1 pmmeyourproblemsolva 2018-07-10
That's okay, you're not worth my time, or anyone else's for that matter. Try not to shoot up a sorority when you finally snap.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-07-10
Lol imagine being this unironically bussyblasted π π π
1 pmmeyourproblemsolva 2018-07-10
Imagine being such a fucking loser you think that's an insult. Sorry dude, got a life besides the internet to live, no idea what a bussy is, probably don't need to know, get real pussy don't need bussy.
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
Wiccans love nature and stuff.
1 atsteak 2018-07-10
So we can thank Wicca for getting rid of Scott Pruitt?
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
Its hard to understand divine intervention.
1 atsteak 2018-07-10
The real magic is your endless supply of image macros.
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
I'm working overtime here, but i'm starting to run on fumes.
1 Matthew94 2018-07-10
I <3 you
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
God is Love.
1 Heydammit 2018-07-10
Skeletons aren't evil, you fucking tissue-ist.
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
Guilty as charged.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-07-10
I understand how someone believes in god because of childhood indoctrination but how does someone start believing this shit? Have to be a special kind of retard.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
People want to believe that everyone else is normal and that they're special. Most people grow out of this around 15-20, retards stick with it for the rest of their lives.
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
Some people can't accept the idea that any one spiritual path is the true one, so they try to make their own.
1 Howshpup 2018-07-10
Schizophrenia.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
i've known lots of these kinda people. most of them are mentally ill, or have experienced massive trauma to the point of needing their entire life to be a fantasy LARP so they can escape the horrors of the real world.
my ex gf used to be sane and normal (somewhat), till she experienced two deaths of people close to her, and now she believes in whacky new age shit and all kinds of nonsense. she believes she will ascend quite literally into another dimension in the next few months. it's because she couldn't deal with the trauma she suffered and needed the world to feel like a magical place where she is in total control, and she's special and going to be protected and allowed to go to a better dimension that isn't this horrible world that gave her nothing but suffering.
it's kinda sad really , but these kinds of people are just fucked forever.
1 UmbellateSaxhorn 2018-07-10
That subreddit is going to get people killed. Do the admins not care that demon-mongering is going on right under their noses?
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-07-10
You don't, they don't exist. Stop being such idiots.
You don't, nobody ever will until you stop being an idiot and maybe hit the gym and/or turn 12
Sorry, only autistic.
Sure, you can also talk to animals, doornobs, and that old penthouse magazine you're hiding under your bed.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
/u/sageredwood Don't take this lying down, turn him into a frog!
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
How about some meme magic?
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
tell me more about the talking penthouse magazines.
1 I_live_in_a_trashcan 2018-07-10
These people seem mentally ill
1 d-amazo 2018-07-10
nah. look at the way that OP is written. they're not mentally ill, just teenagers/preteen girls.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
The OP is 29 and people replying have admitted to being as old as 43.
1 d-amazo 2018-07-10
teenagers constantly lie.
1 Nihhrt 2018-07-10
Yeah but the cool age to lie to be is early to mid twenties not 43.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-07-10
Somebody's no fun..
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
9/10 Occultists agree: Drugs are bad for spiritual Unfoldment.
1 aliceunknown 2018-07-10
Lol, dumb fucking goyim.
1 lolyougotreallymad 2018-07-10
u/sageredwood: Prove to me that βthe occult is dangerousβ. I think youβre a delusional little fancypants LARPing in the forest in a robe. See? I clearly have a negative aura, am a psychic vampire, and you need to cleanse your spirit of my evil. Put a curse on me. Ruin my sexual organs with your powerful salves and ointments. I dare you.
Be a real witch. Not a little bitch.
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
What do you consider proof?
1 lolyougotreallymad 2018-07-10
Something other than the bad fiction make-believe you were planning on providing.
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Well that's not very specific?
1 lolyougotreallymad 2018-07-10
A real, confident Alpha Chad Warlock would never put a question mark on the end of a statement.
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Sorry I'm not Chad Danger Thundercock. Better luck next time buddy. I sure you find one someday.
1 lolyougotreallymad 2018-07-10
smh
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
I know, aren't I just the worst?
1 lolyougotreallymad 2018-07-10
kinda
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Thanks
1 ineedmorealts 2018-07-10
Something that is testable and repeatable
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
I think you already have a curse on yourself - you seem to feel the need to cover your own insecurities by shitting on others.
/u/sageredwood has found a spiritual path that helps them find meaning in a chaotic universe. You found a forum to shit on others joy. Who's the asshole?
1 lolyougotreallymad 2018-07-10
pizzashill
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Who did I shit on exactly? I've enjoyed this post quite a bit so far.
1 lolyougotreallymad 2018-07-10
witch do you even know where you is?
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Yes, I know where I is.
1 lolyougotreallymad 2018-07-10
dass good
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
pizzashill
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
I think you're beginning to understand.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
That gay meme has nothing to do with the retardation that is /u/pizzashill, dumbass
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
Sorry, I'm running out of meme finding juice.
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Cool, I've been shit posted. I have enjoyed many shit post and troll post on Reddit, so I suppose it's finally my turn; might as well make the most of it.
Let me address a few things.
Now I want to address a few questions in the comments.
u/BIknkbtKitNwniS, you asked,
Well, to answer you're question, I was exposed to alot Hermetic, Wiccan, and Gnostic text while studying and categorizing legends and folklore as part of a university course. I began practicing and eventually converted. You're still free to think I'm a retard, however I at least want to make it clear that these religions have as much history and tradition as more well established and mainstream religions.
U/QueenOfTheIncels, Sorry, I have no way of turning anyone into a frog or summoning bussy. You're on your own for know. If I find something I will let you know.
Well have fun everyone. Best Regards, Sage Redwood
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-10
what magical spell stops people from making up stupid fucking past participles
your replies from /r/drama will only get meaner from here
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
All good fun to me.
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-10
i mean, you say that
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Hey man, I already said I enjoy the humor in shit post. If you can't lol at your self, what can you lol at?
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-07-10
Autism
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
A retard be any other name would still be as retarded, and you can't expect a non-retard to give a flying fuck about your autistic little distinctions
Which is nothing, because "summoning demons" isn't real and you don't have magical powers
No, it wouldn't, because your little LARP isn't real
i.e. They figure out quickly that they don't have special powers and move on with their lives, unlike you, a 29-year-old with the mentality of a preteen girl at a sleepover
LOL imagine racking up thousands of dollars in student loans for the privilege of being turned into a retard
Right, but the difference between this fanfiction and established religions is that they don't think they have super speshul powers
Nigga, your post history is made up of all the "magical" experiences you're apparently having and you can't do something as simple as summon bussy?!
How come trannies and occult spergs always give themselves these hella gay Game of Thrones-y names
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Well, I've never needed or wanted to... so nope, I don't have anything for that.
I didn't major in religious studies, so I didn't go to university to become a retard. I enjoyed the class and took it as an elective. Lots of people take art, music, or literature, that doesn't mean their aiming to become artist or writers.
Hey, thanks for the detailed reply buddy. Have a good one.
1 Elite_AI 2018-07-10
ngl man this is pretty autistic
1 Elite_AI 2018-07-10
keep up the good work!
1 Not_RCMP_ 2018-07-10
Mommy πππ
1 ineedmorealts 2018-07-10
If you believe you have magic powers like harry potter you're wiccan
And yet somehow manage to be more retarded. It's truly magical
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Well, magic is kind of the point.
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
My friend, this is exactly why Occultists stay in the closet. I'm sorry we got shit posted. They don't just want to shit post us, they want to get us riled up by calling us to this thread by name.
They aren't going to understand what hermeticism is, or anything else. There's really no use to explaining it in any but the most simple or general terms.
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
Oh I know that, but it's just really funny to wind them up and watch them go.
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
I mean, they are down voting the one teeny tiny bit I tried to share. People simply don't want to hear it.
1 Elite_AI 2018-07-10
You were doing well. Wrapping yourself up in an in-thread circlejerk isn't going to convince anyone, however.
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
You are absolutely correct. I'm sure there is a lesson in here for me, somewhere.
1 FratboyGenius 2018-07-10
Actually we summoned you using a pretty standard xyber-magyykkh ritual, u/ngunn86.
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
And I fell for it. I hope I was a good sport about it all.
1 FratboyGenius 2018-07-10
Well you didn't get mad, that's pretty much the best outcome that doesn't involve not responding.
1 ngunn86 2018-07-10
AMEN!!!
Time to pray and slay...
1 Elite_AI 2018-07-10
Why the fuck do you subscribe to arse-backwards Mayo """alchemy""" that is, in practice, simply a mongrelisation of Gnosticism, neo-Platonism and Christianity, when you could instead spread your bussy wide and open yourself up to the power of the True Way as practised by the finest scholars of China for thirty-six hundred generations?
Read the Yi Jing, brother.
1 JJJacobalt 2018-07-10
So are the ones that believe man came from bamboo, doesn't make it less retarded.
1 Not_RCMP_ 2018-07-10
/u/sageredwood are you really surprised that retarded teenage shit appeals to retarded teens?
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1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
No, I'm not all that surprised really.
1 Not_RCMP_ 2018-07-10
So you admit this stuff is retarded?
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
I admit a lot of teens are into it.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
So you admit this stuff is retarded?
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
At least my sub doesn't use pink font on a pink background.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-10
Oh shit you got us totally rekt damn /r/drama on suicide watch
1 sageredwood 2018-07-10
No problem friend. Let me get that for you.
Change This:
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1 Matthew94 2018-07-10
Oh no, it's retarded.
1 Kelkymcdouble 2018-07-10
/u/sageredwood what do you think of The Book of Thoth? It's what I primarily used during my stint of reading Tarot. My experience was often too real. I hit the nail on the head often but the predictions always had a negative outcome. I stopped doing readings after a friend killed himself in a snowboarding accident that I had predicted 3 months prior, I blamed it on the deck
1 MG87 2018-07-10
Well kinda
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-10
"Dmt, clockwork elves. I DONT WANNA SEE THEM"
-Alex Jones
1 Xenepa 2018-07-10
MAGIC IS NOT REAL. GROW THE FUCK UP.
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-07-10
Man they took this post right to the chin...
1 misspussy 2018-07-10
*magic *magic *magic *magic
1 whoopsforgotemail 2018-07-10
when you start unironically spelling magic with a k like these meme religion following fucks u seriously need to debate ending it all
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-10
do you people just browse the most obscure and retarded subs on reddit just to find drama? i mean, i know the answer is yes, that question was rhetorical.
1 Peepeeopsis 2018-07-10
Oh wow, so they're not that crazy.
Nevermind