Another pic for you guys to ree over.

27  2018-07-11 by pizzashill

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Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?

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Still shocked that someone so young would waste their life on Drama.....look how gross and pasty you look. Go outside and eat some fruit, you greasy manchild.

I actually tan really easily and get pretty dark. I'm probably gonna start swimming again and I'll get tan again.

Maybe then you'll get someone other than your sister to kiss you

Yeah.

Fuck wh*te people.

I thought you said she was hot wtf is that thing

Btw post bussy

That's my ex and she's pretty attractive tbh. But I suspect I could have posted a pic of me tonguing a model and you tards would still find a way to screech about how she's ugly.

This is what we call "motivated reasoning."

Im going to be honest, I only said she was ugly because im secretly madly in love with you and was hoping you'd dump her for me

I'm taken.

Ill give you 5! (five) upvotes if you ditch that roastie and come exploring complex cave systems in thailand with me 😘

r/unexpectedfactorial

I don't understand

5! is "five factorial" in mathematical notation - 5 x 4 x 3 x 2 x 1. This odd-looking construction is useful in the mathematics of combinations and permutations. For example, the 52 cards in a pack could be arranged in 52! different whole-pack sequences - or you could draw a 5-card hand in 52! / ( (52 - 5)! x 5! ) different ways.

A subreddit exists for the sole purpose of highlighting people who innocently put exclamation marks after numbers.

Okie dokie

I’m taken.

I hope your father has a very particular set of skills and rescues you from white slavery.

Why the fuck were you doing this like it's a lesbian smut photoshoot. Jesus Christ this has me more concerned for you than anything.

yawn.

What about ur current gf u/powerofjerkoffmagic?😳 Is she more attractive than ur ex? 😏

Nice try.

I think you should get a tattoo on your chest. Something manly, but still inviting and welcoming to all wxmyn, like a hummingbird on each collarbone and a vulva right in your solar plexus; you know, to show that the heart of life is like, the heart, and like, that comes from a wymxn and like, I do what feels right, Maaaaaaaan

Lol still waiting for a straight answer 😌😋

Jerkoff.

Oof. That's not a "yes" u/powerofjerkoffmagic 😟😓

She is more attractive than my ex.

Big if tru 😮

Were you looking at her through your right or your left?

My eyes are the same lol. I don't have a lazy eye even, I just always look at the Camera in a weird way and it looks lazy.

Bruh. Dutch angles tend to make the whole image turn in one direction. That eye is a lazy Susan.

I do not have a lazy eye dude. Like I've had people say this before because of how I move my eyes when I'm taking a picture, but IRL it isn't a lazy eye.

If I had a lazy eye I'd just admit it, but I don't.

You make your face fucked up accidentally when you take pictures? You do this often enough so that other people have asked you about this shit before? How do you even renew your license? Have you ever been blamed for trying to fake a fucking injury or something?

No because I don't have a lazy eye IRL lol. When I got my picture taken at the DMV the camera wasn't at an angle so my eyes look normal.

Did you take the time while you were at the DMV to suggest they seize the means of production hahaha oh shit I can’t even follow through anymore I think you’ve broken me.

Since you like girls can I call you queer eye and a straight guy?

Legit, I think you might have a tumor or something it might be a tumor. You know? It might be a tumor

k you're dismissed again.

That's my ex

I hate to be that guy but... does she really want to be seen on r/drama?

Idk? I doubt she cares.

That's my ex and she's pretty attractive tbh

my wife is almost 200 pounds and this girl isn't attractive young buck.

You're just wrong, though. It's ok, I understand motivated reasoning.

If you want me to actually break down why your former girlfriend isnt attractive, I can. But given you won't even read a book, I doubt you'll read it. Just take away this: those sideburns. jesus fucking christ man. I wont even get into weight. Have a great night

Your opinion is literally worthless to me. You're one of the least intelligent, least educated people on /r/drama. I don't even know if I can put into words how incompetent you are.

You're probably the only guy with a lower IQ than Chicup.

cry moar

You're probably the only guy with a lower IQ than Chicup

Lmao

Post her nudes. I know you have them, you fugly mayo.

I'm not trying to burst your bubble, but she looks like the trashy chick every dude has taken home from the bar but no one wants to admit that they did.

Ok.

I don't trust your taste in women anymore. I'm disappointed.

I'll just pm you a pic tbh.

I take back what I said. I'd take her home and not be ashamed to admit it.

That's my ex and she's pretty attractive tbh.

a literal 5/10 lol what are you on about. "pretty attractive" doesn't apply as far as that thin, stringy hair is concerned.

I mean, you're entitled to your own opinion, not matter how mentally ill you are.

It's a free country.

lol who are you kidding with that shit. hair so thin it's lookin like a hairnet.

its also blatantly obvious she's a chubster from that neck/shoulder fat. just admit it dude you boned an uggo cause you wanted some ass. we've all been there

Gross.

This explains so much

It's nice to see you get along with your sister so well!

Motivated. Reasoning.

Severely. Autistic.

Literally. Retarded.

Sister. Fucker.

Can you provide some evidence that's my sister?

Can you provide some evidence either of you have a definable chin or cheekbones?

So that's a no, exactly what I thought.

Wow, that blonde chick did not hold up well

TRU

Oh, you dismissed this guy, not me. That's pretty retarded, yo.

Ayo He didn’t answer me either

Yes. I believe you'll find my evidence very compelling

You were already dismissed for failure to provide evidence.

lol naw dawg. I just provided evidence, like lol.

Did you remove one of those hideous 8 (or larger) gauge thingies from your ear? I can see the nasty skin, like chicken fat

It's the lighting, I have no marks on my ears in other pics.

The lighting made your ear wrinkle up in disgust? Are your ears so fed up with your ugly face that they crawl away from you regularly?

1/10.

About the same as your ex’s ability to hide the acne scars with pancake makeup.

She doesn't even have makeup on in that picture. It was like 7 am and we had just woken up.

You woke up at 7 AM to take a stage tongue licking picture? Were you her beard or was she yours?

So that's another miss. Gonna have to dismiss you bud for lack of creativity and 3rd-grade level jokes.

I would ask if you were giving me the stink eye, but I guess we both know the answer to that

is that Bisquick? MAYBE IT’S MAYBELLINE

Jesus, go to /r/RoastMe if that's the kind of garbage you're gonna spit out.

The guy's face is so exploitable for mockery and the best you imbeciles can do is "your uglee lel."

Quick, talk about how his parents didn't love him or sexually abused him, that's also super original.

Since when is beastiality allowed on /r/drama?

Holy fuck this is more disgusting than Gacy's bussy.

Also, when I asked yesterday for you to shave and post the resulting growth of your "facial hair", you said you weren't going to post any more pics.

Times change. But if you're going to respond to me at least formulate something interesting, you guys are pretty bad at this whole thing.

I've had 6th graders put on a better roast than you tards. Guess your incompetence is universal.

I havn't had faith in your whole larp for a while now, but I'm still going along with it because nothing has yet replaced the void.

Time's change; post bussy.

What's the end game here?

Something you couldn't possibly understand.

I'm not your enemy shill, I'm happy for you. Im just wondering why?

Why not?

Fair enough

I know people mentioned a million times but you guys kinda look related. Imo, I think if I swapped hair on Adobe it would be like staring into the darkseed counterparts

I look literally nothing like her.

Nah you both have the same complexion and jaw structure. Nothing wrong with that but that combo with hair color and ya know

She has bright green eyes so.

Oh ok

I'll actually pm you another one tbh, we look really different the angle is weird.

I know people mentioned a million times but you guys kinda look related

Describe all mayos in one sentence.

Do you have a humiliation fetish?

Why would I be "humiliated."

nvm, I don't want to be rude.

You aren't really being rude. Like, there's nothing anyone could ever say here to get under my skin, ever.

You look like the internet

Will you please post this one to r/braincels?

Why lol.

Because their reactions to your selfie along with the text were fucking hilarious, I cant imagine how they'd react to this with a similar obtuse text

lmfao. do you have a link to the original thread?

Proud of you pizzashill!!! Really wish I had the kind of girl that would let me heave into her mouth gash like an aged clown making one last blow up animal for the worlds saddest birthday party

You have the haircut of someone who can't afford a a real haircut because you spent all your money on accessories for the game console your gf's bf bought for you.

Or, you know, I just don't give 2 fucks and shave my own head every few months.

Yep, that's about silly leftist speed.

How many pairs of shoes do you own with velcro?

0.

I find that hard to believe. Which chromosome are you missing?

I'll give you 1 more reply to come up with something more interesting.

No thanks. If this is actually you I am satisfied with that being your punishment.

Then dismissed.

your gf's bf bought for you.

It's been over two years and "cuck" is still the cusp of originality for trisomial-americans.

You're saying he doesn't look like that?

There's some kind of genetic abnormalities, history of drug abuse and or any number of reasons why he looks that way.

Suffice it to say you wouldn't want to talk to this person if you could avoid it.

K.

Has there ever been a more attention whore of a drama user

Edd's emoji spam has now been defeated. Press F

If no one here realizes this is just a ProjectGreenday/LovelyLeah ruse, you haven't been here long enough.

tell us more, grandfather

Seriously, I just lurk here occasionally. I barely known the pizza origin tale

I'm not a great searcher but perusing these comments should give you some context

basically a user known as projectgreenday was (some say) a real nazi and his girlfriend (lovely_leah) was a legit stright out the red sea Israeli. Now, no one is ever sure if it was just one person running the accounts but they trolled drama for a while and allegedly ended up married.

This is why nobody wants "real lesbian" porn.

Which one wears the strap on?

Yawn.

You're going to stay up all night following this.

this is starting to get pathetic

Lol this sub is complete garbage.

She looks like the person who would unironically introduce herself with the 'penguin of d00m' copypasta but without the means to dye her hair or buy makeup.

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