This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor

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Gay

So you like it? 😏

Oh my god, I'm fucking dying....lolololololollolol

Jamal is OG btw.

I would have acted like nothing happened. I would have packed a cooler, supplies for the road trip, wire, a hammer, zip ties.lighter fluid, a shovel. Camping supplies.while on the road trip I would suggest we stop and camp somewhere. Somewhere beautiful that she couldn’t pass up. We would unpack our things. Set up the tent. Start a fire. Once night fell, I would crack open some beers. I would spike her drink with muscle relaxers and Xanax. As she sipped her beer I would tell her how much I loved her. And hear her lie and lie as she reciprocated, making what would come next so much easier. She deserves it. She is the evil one. She would become dizzy, say she needed to lay down. Once she was passed out I would tie her hands. Take her out into the woods. Leave her tied to a tree and watch her starve.

Well now that's uh something

/u/opaque_obscurer where did you hide the bodies?

/u/opaque_obscurity where did you hide the bodies?

I have crippling social anxiety. I cannot look people in the eye. I was bullied by my father so yea, I’m pretty messed up. I really don’t care what people think of me but for some reason I’m terrified of people. Ive learned to “fake it” long enough to have a 5 minute convo with someone but that’s as far as I can go before they start sensing somethings off about me. I’ve found out that because I cannot talk to or look people in the eye, people make assumptions that you are either a creep, a drug addict, retarded, or that you have ptsd from doing something unspeakable. (Yea I’ve had people ask me if I’ve killed people before). People always think they know you based on body language or social cues. Oh, about getting a girlfriend, your best bet is to find a girl that’s cute, but not too attractive while she’s talking to someone that you know well enough to say hi to. While THEY are talking, rudely interrupt and say hi to your friend. Say something like, “oh who is this? I like her” and SMILE you son of a bitch! If you don’t smile it won’t work! ... but yea that’s the one and only time it’s worked for me.

That's some kinda disturbing shit there dude

This is why we need the NSA

To make it in porn you have to be willing to do what other girls aren’t. And you have to seem to enjoy it. The fact that you aren’t even willing to show your face means you will undoubtedly fail at your goal of being a pornstar. I don’t even watch videos where I can’t see the girls face. A good pornstar is shameless, kinky, and attractive. You seem very naive.

Elliot? How the fuck are you alive?

Who wrote that? Or was it you...

Good threads tho

I’ll never tell

Can someone explain what happened?I don't have the removeddit link