lolcow /u/Women-Warriors gets fired from her job for throwing sandwich in mans face(to fight the patriarchy)she describes it as the 'highlight of her life', asks for tips on future employment opportunities

Is this person real? Dude I've seen some shit on the net (beheadingz, asian guy eating a baby, Amy Schumer, etc) but this takes the fucking cake. M-A-R-V-E-L-L-O-U-S!

1 reallyrunningnow 2018-07-13

Did you get to the kitchen part?

1 RecallRethuglicans 2018-07-13

worked

1 le_epic_xd 2018-07-13

This is a troll: a dedicated one but a troll nonetheless

1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-07-13

True, but at least this one is a fun troll.

1 le_epic_xd 2018-07-13

Bad troll tbh

1 Kat_B0T 2018-07-13

I thought this too, I don't think so though. Your just so brainwashed by the patriarchy you cant stand to see a strong woman imho

1 le_epic_xd 2018-07-13

😤

1 Honk4Tits 2018-07-13

u/womans-warrior if I wasn't married I'd hit you up, can you make anything other than sandwiches? I like fresh coffee do you know how to roast it?

1 Women-Warriors 2018-07-13

Oh ya I'd love to make you a sandwich. The first two ingredients I need are your testicles and phallus. I'll use those as the meat and then we can shave some of your hair off and use that as a bit of filler. Then I'll feed it to you watch you devour it.

I'm sure you'll love it :)

1 Honk4Tits 2018-07-13

Then I can be a strong woman like you :)

1 Women-Warriors 2018-07-13

Oh yes you shall.

1 richmomz 2018-07-13

Keep going I'm almost there...

1 reallyrunningnow 2018-07-13

It's okay. Under Sharia you don't have to work. You'd already have a job serving your husband.

1 Women-Warriors 2018-07-13

Oh not you again. Here I have a solution for you seeing as you love to advocate hateful sharia law so much. Travel to Syria and go join ISIS and volunteer for a sucide bombing mission so you can join your allah a little sooner.

1 GreatTelephone 2018-07-13

Inshallah you will be granted the strength to be a faithful servant of your husband soon.

1 SuitableHippo999 2018-07-13

Travel to Syria and go join ISIS

Horseshoe strikes again

1 KillAllCentrists 2018-07-13

hot

1 ObsessedAussie 2018-07-13

Share!

1 parameciidae 2018-07-13

Subreddit of trolls.

1 lolyougotreallymad 2018-07-13

u/Women-Warriors

makes sandwiches for a living

doesn’t know how to spell sandwich

Damn you patriarchy!

1 Women-Warriors 2018-07-13

Oh aren't you so intelligent. Why don't you go teach english then since you're so fucking smart!

1 lolyougotreallymad 2018-07-13

I’ll have that booty speaking Vietnamese when I slide this spring roll up in your Bhan Mi, Mamasan.

Tell me how wet that rice paddy is.

1 Women-Warriors 2018-07-13

Very curious but do you ever think of anything else besides sex ? All you disgusting men do is spout innuendos constantly you literally have no other drive in life other then sex. It truly goes to show you how fucking worthless your species is.

You're an evolutionary left over you no longer have a purpose and you belong in the trash!

1 POSVT 2018-07-13

It's like baiting a cat with yarn....it's almost self-aware.

You do realize you're the same species, right? If they belong in the trash then so do you lol

1 Women-Warriors 2018-07-13

Men are genetic left overs were not the same species women are superior. They're just like the monkeys that humans evolved from expect women are the next step in the evolutionary chain. Were the high beings and we shall prosper and achieve greater wonders then men could even dare dream of!

1 POSVT 2018-07-13

No, men are not genetic leftovers. If you think women are not the same species then you clearly don't know what the word species means. How does it feel to have a worse grasp on basic science than a flat earther and a worse grasp of biology than a young earth creationist?

Women without men are a dead end evolutonarily & biologically & in every other sense of the word. That's the fact. You can rage at it, or get high to avoid it, or throw a sandwhich in it's face. None of that wil change any of the above facts.

Womem without men are doomed. Also I 100g guarantee you & your pussy posse are collectively to chickenshit to do anythinf besides rant online. You couldn't castrate a man with a scalpel, 10 years of training and a full OR team.

You want your woman only utopia? Go move to some desert island and enjoy the epitome of technology your society would be capable of - grass huts and sticks. Ooos, not sticks sorry those are too phallic for y'all - I'm sure you can weave something out of grass, hun.

1 Women-Warriors 2018-07-13

You sound like a misogynistic incel, are you perhaps ?

1 POSVT 2018-07-13

0 for 2, RIP. Married, with a loving and mutually respectful relationship.

I get that when you're a literal bigot to this degree you can confuse facts for misogyny but you gotta try harder.

1 ironicshitpostr 2018-07-13

Why are you here then

1 POSVT 2018-07-13

Because despite most things in my life being at least ok, in the deepest pits of my soul something is missing.

And that something is drama.

1 ObsessedAussie 2018-07-13

Same, happily married with a kid but something in me is fux0red

1 Gil-Gandel 2018-07-13

incel

someone I disagree with

1 BigDaddy_Delta 2018-07-13

But then how men have managed to control the woman’s from the begging?

1 Zozbot 2018-07-13

zoz

1 Zozbot 2018-07-13

zle

1 Zozbot 2018-07-13

zozzle

1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-07-13

Like that

1 Women-Warriors 2018-07-13

Women have been tricked and deceived because of our kind and loving nature. But women worldwide are beginning to see that the wool has been pulled over their eyes and were rising up!

1 BigDaddy_Delta 2018-07-13

If it took you that many years to figure that out, then maybe you are not as smart as you think you are

1 SuperElf 2018-07-13

If you're gonna bait for responses then you really should do something more than just repurpose the WE WUZ KANGZ maymay

1 richmomz 2018-07-13

Were the high beings

we’re

1 OniTan 2018-07-13

(OK, I'll talk to you in character) Then why did you have a shitty entry level job you got fired from and now you're broke with no plan? Why aren't you already prospering and creating things?

1 ExilesReturn 2018-07-13

Oh shit. u/Women-Warriors, you don't live in the Montreal area do you?

1 reallyrunningnow 2018-07-13

We're* the high beings

The irony here

1 richmomz 2018-07-13

Add this one to the snappy database, stat!

1 reallyrunningnow 2018-07-13

I still say you'd be a perfect professor of gender studies. Have you checked if Harvard has any open positions?

1 lolyougotreallymad 2018-07-13

I’ll have that booty speaking Vietnamese when I slide this spring roll up in your Bhan Mi, Mamasan.

Tell me how wet that rice paddy is.

1 wazzupnerds 2018-07-13

u/Women-Warriors did everyone clap after you throw the sandwich?

1 Women-Warriors 2018-07-13

No the male like I had said before was in a shocked daze. He was the only customer and I ran out after I threw the sandwich. Because I feared the male would try and harm me if I stuck around.

1 Kat_B0T 2018-07-13

Reading though your history I can’t tell if real or troll. Congratulations sister!

1 wazzupnerds 2018-07-13

Alright, I’m trying not to sound rude at all, so if I am, sorry, but it seems like you just wanted a reason to throw the sandwich, and the guy just gave you a reason. I wasn’t there, but this is based off your story. Also, maybe instead of just yelling “REEE MEN”, people would take you more seriously. Maybe focus more on people like Weinstein and people who sexually harass others. I not trying to “mansplaine” or whatever, but what you are doing in pushing others away.

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-07-13

Lol, you're a dimwitted nut and a coward 😂👏

1 Vaigna 2018-07-13

Ah, yes, feminism.

1 wisty 2018-07-13

That whole sub is just fiction right?

1 Phantom_Engineer 2018-07-13

Hmm. It could be a troll, but 2+ years is a long time to keep up a persona. The six month gap would be a good indicator of a sold account, but the content before and after the gap is similar, so that can be ruled out. I guess the only conclusion is that this is a genuine lolcow.

1 Lysis10 2018-07-13

I thought for sure it was a troll and saw her post history and account age. It’s a dedicated troll if a troll.

1 ExilesReturn 2018-07-13

Motherfucker go outside. You sound like some kind of insurance adjuster for fucking Reddit accounts.

1 Phantom_Engineer 2018-07-13

Like anyone who posts on here has a life.

1 ExilesReturn 2018-07-13

For sure.

1 OniTan 2018-07-13

/u/Women-Warriors this is a good troll account, but it's a little too over the top to be believable.

1 alphetasauce 2018-07-13

Was she the one who needed adult diapers or was that u/worldofwomen? Either way I miss when u/RedditHallMonitor used to sometimes hang out in here.

1 Kat_B0T 2018-07-13

Needed them for use or sexy time?

1 alphetasauce 2018-07-13

For use. I can't remember if she was shitting or pissing herself, but it happened at work and a man tried to help her and she lost it on him.

1 Kat_B0T 2018-07-13

Wow a man offers to help change your diapers and your still an ungrateful feminist cunt, what a world we live in.

1 Hydrium 2018-07-13

You know it's 2018 as fuck when you literally cannot tell if that sub is satire or not.

1 TherapyFortheRapy 2018-07-13

It's never been possible to tell a real feminist from satire. Too many of them believe absolutely batshit things, no feminist is willing to call out even the most insane among them in real time, and every feminist is quick to label an extremist 'satire' when they get called out by non-feminists.

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1 TheRealTrueDarkLord 2018-07-13

That man's name.../u/Ed_ButteredToast.