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Man I remember when I used to be an insufferable Tesla fanboy who would watch all the Model S reviews online, then stand hours in line just for the chance to get an internship at Tesla.

2013 was such a simple, innocent time.

The fuck is wrong with you

Everything.

Username checks out

I'd stand in line for hours for an internship in their supply department tbh. It's a shining gemstone of a internship

Around 2010 to 2013 I used to be a massive macfag. We all have a time when we too, fell prey to a slick guy.

The appeal of apple products when you're young is understandable tbh, they're sleek and shiny

They're sleek, good looking, superficial, and stupid. It's like a teenager in computer format.

They are also somewhat decent for people who do a lot of command line work and like a decent ui to go along with it.

Cool story, Ed

Shut up Raj

I'm not actually Ed's alt but I let the mods believe that I am for the lolz. Think it was that cirquedufucktard autist who flaired me.

Lol, ofcourse it was

Another way to think about it is that you are to Ed as Pizza is to PK.

who's pk?

/u/Prince_Kropotkin

oh yeh

you're not fooling anyone lol

It's true, I am Rajesh Mukherjee

What reality is that?

Color me shocked

WTF I love Elon Musk now!

Of course he's donating to republicans. They're in charge of everything and he wants his subsidies for rockets and electric cars to continue.

Filings show that the Tesla and SpaceX CEO donated $38,900 to the PAC

He didn't even donate that much. Plus rich people buy politicians to support their businesses all the time.

Stupid people think you can only take one side, like some sort of real life moral alignment system.

I don't get it

vote for the person i say or you are evil

They're in charge of everything and he wants his subsidies for rockets and electric cars to continue.

They're also not going to forcibly redistribute his income to poor minorities and gender benders under the threat of violence.

You need to go back.

https://twitter.com/KatTheHammer1/status/992757029860065281

Is this satire or should I blow my brains out?

h o r s e s h o e

this is what republicans LITERALLY believe

I can't tell if this is criticism of Democrats or not

OUT OUT OUT

TAXATION IS THEFT REEEEEE

If you already have "forcibly" in a sentence, you don't have to put "under the threat of violence" in it as well.

You don't have to

But I wanted to.

Yeah, it's much better when the government forcibly redistributes money to South African vaporware

He also donated to the Democrat Victory Fund. Truly a radical centrist.

Can we make Elon a mod now?

Notch will get jealous that there's someone richer than him on the mod team.

Not true notch had a product to sell

musk

rich

Yet the NC GOP and other state GOP have been fighting against Tesla's business model for years.

If he wants rocket and electric car subsidies to continue is only hope is to support Gingrich or the Democrats.

He could make a Tesla that runs on coal

Elongated muskrat lol

I think articles like these are their lifeblood

Remember when Democrats were pretending that, 500k a pop, for generic bullshit, 30 min speeches was perfectly above board.

To be fair, some of that money has to go towards the special noise machines that prevent commoners from becoming aware of speech that would harm their minds.

Fake news. That's just what she sounds like after a long day of pantsuit shopping

The Democratic Party's Guide to Political Victory:

1. Do shady stuff to get money
   
2. Outspend everyone
   
3. Lose because of reputation for shady activity to someone who spent way less.

The core of the party are coastal baizuo who depend entirely on ethnic minorities for votes. Money is the absolute most important thing, since marketing is what these minorities respond to. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the Democratic Party's strategy, and it can come very close to victory in important races.

Of course. No sane, rational person would like a democrat and/or dislike a republican. It is scientifically impossible, and just wouldn't make sense anyway.

If you need to be convinced to vote via advertising then maybe we're better off for you having not exercised your rights.

"What if we doubled down on the shady stuff to get more money to win?"

What the hell. That’s like something straight out of an Alex Jones monologue.

Shady af

More like happiness watch I think.

I want Elon Musk to endorse/support Bernie Sanders so that I can see Reddit implode.

Imagine Chapo's reaction to that.

Wow, the man who was appointed by Trump on one of his councils likes Republicans. What a surprise.

Since when is the Salon a credible news source?

He donated just USD 34000. He sucks even at capitalism.

How can we get Musk to donate to the NRA?