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The clapping seems kind of evasive and defensive today.

He posts all this nonsense without any screen 📺 grabs. I don’t believe any of this.

Fake news!

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They call Dramanauts, Autists. Autists... easily duped, will believe anything, and by the time the destruction is upon them, one or more of their family has been captured and turned against the team. "/r/Drama has served us well...," one captor gloated.

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tl;dr

Autism

This could all be completely true or total bullshit. Neither scenario is interesting.

Calling /u/lolyougotreallymsd an ed alt seems designed to stir up drama.

I am not Ed’s alt.

Ed is my alt.

A novel way to think about it.

It was suggested by our psychiatrist

The most obvious alt of all is /u/EdButtered_Roast

I am also one of Ed's alts.

I had this exchange with myself the other day, I pretended to be one of my alts to call myself out by merely asking for a picture of myself, which I declined myself from doing. I then insinuated from myself to me that I may look like the McDonalds Moon Man™.

Now I know what you're wondering, why do I do this?

The fact is, I'm sexually frustrated. I'm a lonely 39 year old man without a wife, family, or children. I come to reddit along with my alts because it helps me justify my existence. And yes, for the record, I do look like the McDonalds Moon Man™.

Yours sincerely,

Dr Toast, Ed B

Ooh, this is the second time in 24 hours I've been accused of being an Ed alt.

Maybe I should just embrace it :)

Whom else has accused you?

I wonder :)

?

Link other accusation.

the fuck

he was literally browsing the internet and watching TV up to 16 to 18 hours a day

So basically like everyone else on this sub except he watches more than just dickgirl porn and Ben 10?

dickgirl porn ben 10

im calling the police

Lol, imagine liking things other then dickgirl porn and Ben 10.

Jesus said weebs are heretics

Well he aint wrong

I dunno, Flash Gordon: Perils from the Planet Mongo is pretty good. I'm assuming from the title that it's about fighting off MDEgenerates. Plus it's got some hot 1930s catfight action.

watching ben10 trash.

Eugh, that's really sad

😴😴😵

😪😪😪

🙄🙄🙄

😑😑😑

🤮🤮🤮

✡️✡️✡️

KIKEPILLED AF

🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

Imagine typing all that unironically.

Good try , Ed alt. We all know who you really are

True or not, your new nick is Raj

Is this part of your humiliation kink? "Exposing" yourself on an alt?

It's the Emoji Derangement Syndrome. Some tard pissed off by me probably thinks typing fanfic will make me M.A.D.

Rent free, baby. Rent free.

fanfic

IDK Raj. You seem to be trying to call this FAKE NEWS, rather than just laughing it off.

🤔🤔🤔

It does seem suspect

talks conspiratorially with Ed’s alt about Ed having alts

The absolute state of buttmad dramacels

GOTTEM

You’re just jealous of Indians and our superior culture

Shits all over the street

Progressive and brave.

Well that wasn’t necessary 😢

I'm sorry, I'm just a little touchy today.

Eat some garlic naan.

It always cheers me up.

I like it with tandoori chicken and paneer

We know, Raj

I don't even know why they think I'm his alt. We have different writing styles and I post more on chapo than on here. Can't say I'm super familiar with ed but it seems that the scope of his political posting is beating up on the DDF. I don't think he even holds real political opinions other than "trigger trump supporters".

Pretty sure it was cirquefucktard or whatever who flaired me. I guess I'll roll with it.

They also happen to be the richest and most educated ethnic group in the US

Creating 5 hour energy will do that for you

My theory is edbutterdroast is also an Ed alt.

My theory is who gives a shit about any of this

You do?

You're all over this thread, mdegenerate 😂

Do you have to pay for electricity or water or is that free too?

Ed, talking to yourself is unhealthy. Please, come back to us. 😥

I wonder if we can all suck our mutual dick at the same time

It would be like a 27-some. 🤯🤯🤯

Normie Chads don’t even get that kind of action.

Dibs on that rachel chick. Even hotter if it's actually ed larping.

Goddamn, comments like these should be in a 101 of how not to fucking use your alts.

Next time Spez has an announcement we, as a sub, need to push him to ban alt-sexting.

THE PASTA! ITS IN THE HOUSE!

Why did you delete your comments elsewhere in the thread? Can you link the other accusation of you being called an alt of Ed? You said it happened just yesterday.

no

Ok, Ed.

It was me wot dunnit https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8ylp5a/no_collusion_no_collusion_daddy_did_nothing_wrong/e2crjb2/?context=1

I'm not sure how you confused us two. We have different writing styles altogether and I post in chapo more than in here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/82b5d4/uerictrumpismywaifu_has_been_suspended_goodbye/dv9aeox/

Yeah, imagine the type of people that go on huge rants that scroll down the screen unironically. Wew, crazy.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😘😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Rajneesh what the fuck was that?

rants

fanfics

You tried cirque. You tried! ⭐️️

P.S: pls don't ban or remove comment

Oh, so that comment was totally normal and made by a well adjusted adult? Lol.

was totally normal

adult

idk, you tell me 😏

P.S: pls no ban/removing my comments/unrelated post

No need to deflect. Those two aren't even comparable. Grade school children wouldn't consider 9 sentences a giant rant, but I guess you do.

This post is about you, Rajesh.

The irony in being a r/drama poster and calling into question the status of being an "adult" or "being mature" is not lost on you 😂😂😂

Sorry for being mean to you. Pls don't ban me 😣

Quit copying my posting style JFC Rajesh

NO U.

I get it. This describes every single time you talk on here and someone insults you.

rants =\= fanfic

It's ok to be wrong, cirque. Don't let our differences get in the way 😘

Pls don't insult me. ☹️️

I can't help it that the truth hurts you so much.

yes it does https://i.imgur.com/ME4Vosc.png

Post the imgur of our Uncle Sharma back in Bangalore showing us how to rub yak grease on our bussy before hump hump time

That would awaken some fond memories of your dear uncle-brother cletus wouldn't it 😍

So you aren't a pajeet?

No. Lol

That's just what I'd expect a pajeet to say!

1: ban him again daddy, this suspense and sexual tension is killing me~!

Lmao I actually try to avoid it.

If you don't cop to who you are, this just reads like the worst penthouse letter ever

Writing letters to Penthouse is like commenting on porn subs.

Crank calling was old school shitposting

old school shitposting

And now they embarrass themselves on r/greatawakening lol

You wrote all this. Why?

Damn: what a waste of time was reading all that

You read it?

Yes you mongrel

lol imagine seeing a couple hundred words and understanding what they say lol k lol

Ed is too with being an American bully that can only come from American public schools and culture. He can't be a dune coon.

Bangalore

dune coon

At least get your slurs right

I'm American I don't get anything right except being #1.

Untrue.

China #1

Ed's a bully?

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse of course That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.

Go right to the source and ask the horse He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse. He's always on a steady course. Talk to Mr. Ed.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse. You never heard of a talking horse?

Well listen to this.

I am Mister Ed.

I always knew Ed was a Pajeet.

When he sold me a scratch off and a pack of Newports, I was like “GOT EM”

You are trying to tell me Ed has been to med school? Yeah, nice try buddy.

Did you guys talk over the phone or something

Ed had stated before he is killing time in the middle of the night America time while in a hospital for his schooling as the reason he spits off 100+ comments a day sometimes at all hours.

Rentfree

I recall info I come across from various lolcows on this website. Nothing new there.

inb4 ban

Pls no daddy 😢

remember that you're being told "rent free" by people with very limited mental capability. it's a lot of work for these people to remember things

free

5 billion rupees

Same fucking thing

It's an Indian med school. As long as you don't molest/kill too many patients you're okay.

Considering how every doctor in the urban and suburban US is Indian or Paki it's probably more competeitive than you think.

I meant the Indian educated ones. Any degree from India isn't worth the paper it's written on.

Might have been true years ago, but nowadays kids from India and China are opting to study in their home countries because it's more competitive. American universities, even the Ivy Leagues, are seen as second choices for lazy kids with rich parents.

If you haven't watched 2 Million Minutes I'd suggest giving it a go.

India

yeah, but no retard. I don't know whether or not you've ever applied to a medical school in the US, but if you want to attend a reputable institution, its highly competitive for US citizens alone. Being a foreign national is even worse, as you have to far outweigh your competition to even consider getting a seat.

The Indian Medical Association estimates that nearly half of those practicing medicine in the country do not have any formal training, but that many of those who claim to be qualified may actually not be.

w e w l a d

If you want to attend any institution it’s highly competitive. Even fucking Saint George’s in Grenada somehow manages to turn down three quarters of those who apply. I don’t know how, but they do.

Agha Khan is practically ivy league you retard, although that's paki not Indian.

practically ivy league

l m a o

Tbh, having rich parents is a fallback regardless.

hapas detected

White academia cucks you guys too

Then why are Asians overrepresented in white academia? Just about every top 20 university in the US without an affirmative action policy will be full of Asians. And it's even more skewed for higher level stuff.

There's like 3 billions Asians with no where for y'all to go. I'm not arguing that asians in academia don't exist, I'm arguing that academia without white people, there would be no academia for asians at all. The best y'all got is some verrifiable prison/degree mill that is China.

American universities, even the Ivy Leagues, are seen as fallbacks for lazy kids with rich parents.

And Australia is the fallback for American schools.

Any Indian without a degree isn't worth paper.

Fixed that for you. Source - any desi parent.

They’re called FMGs and it’s bizarre how many of them get US residencies.

Didn't you get the memo? We're all ed alts here.

We are all ed alts on this blessed day.

Hey friends, just wanted to tell you, I'm also Ed's alt.

Same.

Hi Ed I'm Ed 🤗

Hi tick tock I’m mayogussy

Me too! 😬😝

I love your falir!

Ok, ok. Ed broke your heart 💔.

He no longer upvotes all my eqaully retarded replies to his comments

😭😭😭😭

Sorry for your loss 🧡

Thank you 💘

Why do people make alts before their main account is banned. If you can't jerk and agendapost on your main, don't do it at all.

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OP, assuming this is true, what makes you think that Rajesh isn't just another alt?

It's true. All of it 😲

https://giphy.com/gifs/starwars-movie-star-wars-3oeSACtXWKcCRcezSM

Avoids doxxing by giving fake Pajeet first name

Because giving real Pajeet first name might narrow it down to only 8 Billion other Pajeets

Ew to this whole mess

Thats some pretty decent creative writing.

*harassment

Nerd voice: check

Wow. I always wanted to fuck ed. This makes me sad

Wait, really?

*Brushes hair back suggestingly

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As you can see bb, mines 33% longer 😘

You still can but it’ll be more like a gangbang if he brings the alts.

Switching form platform to platform I watched in real time as he told me about his life in Bangalore having just dropped out of medical school because he was literally browsing the internet and watching TV up to 16 to 18 hours a day

Here's where ur story goes of the rails. His typing pattern and language usage strongly indicates he's not Indian, or at least if he is, he's an NRI who has lived in the US most of his life. There are like a dozen common mistakes you see even the most educated people on randia and bakhchodi make (also if you work with Indians who grew up in India and/or still live there), and he doesn't make them.

His typing pattern and language usage strongly indicates he's not Indian

Alright hold your horses there you creepy stalker. 😱

Nah, just that there are pretty obvious grammatical quirks you see in people who have learned English in India (even the wealthy) that Ed's posts don't contain. Given he loves cricket and didn't seem like a britbong/kiwi/aussie/boer I have no problem believing he's Indian, but I'm pretty sure if that's true he lives in the west.

I'm just pulling your leg, don't worry.

I know the truth anyway but his secrets are safe with me. 🤫

Pls don't people i didn't like "Dexter". Ok??

Only if you don't tell people I'm bald :'(

You're not bald lol. Are you??????

He's not

What are you? His hair stylist? /u/TheEquimanthorn we need so goddamn answers here ffs

Ed pls respond to my dm I showed u my pinus

What dm? Lol send it again ya fat fingers thnx

It has been answered above. I am not bald (yet).

yet

Has it begun or are you actually freaking over some hair in your hand after a shower?

And if you do start, just go full skinhead yourself lol

Studies have shown Pajeets go bald at an alarming rate

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Damn!!!

No, I've still got thicc hair and no signs of balding yet thankfully.

For your other post, I don't have any bald spots or anything. I have nothing to hide. 😈

nothing to hide

😲w😲

Crown pics or gtfo

giddy seriousposting to deflect from the real issue at hand

sweat some more sweaty

😥😥😥

It was a lame joke because you've seen how long my hair is, you silly goose!

Somebody posted a pic of that Logan guy yesterday and he has long hair. But the thing is that he's used it to cover up bald spots on the front lmao.

Long hair can deceive you 😏😉

Why not West Indies?

Because they are classy.

If the sound clip really is him too, he's spent at least most of his childhood in the US. I have Indian pals who spent most of their lives in North America or upper-class English-style schools and they still have thick accents. Plus isn't Ed supposed to be Iranian or someshit?

I have a black friend.

If Ed's a cricket fan, it puts the likelihood of being Indian way above Iranian.

Honestly, I suspect this whole post really is an alt of Ed mixing a combination of truth and lies for whatever strange reason they might have. Some of the accounts listed are almost certainly Ed's, and I'm entirely willing to believe he's an Indian man who's either in med school or was in the past.

Some people believe in Jesus.

People on here have claimed that Ed is an Iranian girl; an Indian ex-med student doesn't really seem any more implausible.

Well OP claims I’m Ed, so at least some of this is bullshit.

I don't know for certain you aren't Ed, but I will say that the likelihood all of those accounts really are alts of his is low, and some (like yours) were probably deliberately placed on the list to start drama. In which case, the OP, whomever they may be, is doing good work.

I even got a custom flair for it :P

People on here have claimed that Ed is an Iranian girl

Literally a joke I started.

Tbh, the Iranian girl narrative is so absurd, I think a lot of us want it to be true, which is the only reason it's survived so long.

My guess is that he's throwing out disinformation to muddy the waters so he'll be too hard to dox. If he tells a lot of lies that are close to the truth, it'll be too hard to tell which is which.

That seems likely. I'd question why someone would bother to dox Ed, but knowing this place, it's probably a valid concern.

Funny how this is the only account that got the Ed flair and I'm honest to god not even him :(

It got the Ed flair right after I ratted you out to Cirque, didn’t it?

A brief rundown on me definitely being ed's alt:

The first instance of you "ratting me out" was here, where admittedly my comment did look like one of Ed's. And having been familiar with his posting style, maybe I was in fact trying to emulate him because I figured the whole bullying DDF with emojis thing would get upvoted fast. And it did.

Then this thread branched out and I went along with the whole Ed's alt thing jokingly, not expecting people to take me seriously.

Then you have this post where he calls me out as an ed alt (interestingly he also called out /u/automatic_chuck who is a regular poster here and seems to be a legitimately different poster from Ed, take it for what it's worth) and I'm like "aight, I'll roll with it"

I can't seem to see or remember where you first accused me of being the alt, nvm it's here but then cirque replies asking me where I was first accused. I delete my comment because it was kinda pointless, then he posts another reply asking me to show him the thread. I say "no", he says "ok ed", then a few minutes later I have this flair.

:)

💃💃💃

100% accurate.

Plus isn't Ed supposed to be Iranian or someshit?

Ed being an Iranian woman is entirely a joke that I’m largely responsible for. He’s actually Indian.

🤯

I'm curious, what mistakes are you talking about? I am an Indian talk with a lot of Indians on online and usually can't tell from their writing style alone.

Literally point out a single mistake of mine. Hell I even remember arguing with a triggered cumskin on my last acc because he wouldn't believe I possessed melanin.

I always thought he was a street shitter.

Nice try, Ed.

If he lives in Bangalore then why does he have an American accent? No westerner would choose to live in that hellhole.

Is this because KiA was shuttered for all of an hour? Because holy fuck whats with all the "unfunny no drama" posts going on.

Story checks out, imo

I unironically believe every word of this

Although if I’m Ed’s alt, he sure does like to angrily downvote himself whenever I blast his bussy.

NO!!! not the downvotes ;( ;( ;(

Extremely fake and homosexual. It's been confirmed that /u/Ed_ButteredToast is an American woman.

automatic_chuck

K

🤮🤮🤮

Wait Ed is more than just the sleepy emoji guy? Just thought he was like that hobo thats always asleep on a bench at that park you pass by

Ed is in all our hearts and minds,. And bussies.

OK this is epic.

( •_•) no

Raise your hand if you've been personally victimised bt Ed

Looney has made 5 alts to tell me to kill myself

Ok cool expose pitterpatterwater

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/038/094/0a1.jpg

I'm embarrassed for everyone involved in this post

naice

I'm starting to think that everyone I've interacted with on r/drama is just an alt of Ed's.

https://m.imgur.com/zWEv5Gp

software piracy subreddits

Any links please?

I don't care, and I don't think anyone else on God's green Earth does either

nigga I am not gonna read all that