I may be a 🎅 white 🏳nationalist 👏 but If 😏 I see 😘 a fine 👯 asian 🍜 ass 👌 my bloodline 💦💦 bout to 💆become 🍘 a 🍙 riceline 🍱

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I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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Holy shit what the fuck is this title?!

Not Content with posting "On Reddit®™" OP Intensified his blatant post of Majestic Poop by adding lots of (poopy and crap) Words.

The weapon x programme spilled into the world.

But instead of cool ass powers it's pure idiocy.

Are you having a stroke?

He might actually be in the right age bracket.

/u/bigpricetoupee is clearly in his late thirties and probably has been in the conspiracy theorist community for a while (I remember one of his comments had a super oblique reference to the fucking Oklahoma City bombing). It shows.

wtf I love monarchies now

I always liked monarchies.

Seems like an innocent gaffe tbh. Every president makes one. Luckily this is only the first time he’s embarrassed the United States.