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These people have been completely brainwashed by media

From T_D? The irony.

as bad as /r/politics gets with RUSSIANS TRAITORS it doesnt go full cult like TD its disturbing as fuck sometimes.

Well when you're only surrounded by retarded people... you will become like them.

People on that sub are so self unaware. Lol

Well when you're only surrounded by retarded people... you will become like them.

People on that sub are so self unaware. Lol

it doesnt go full cult like

It does, all the time. Especially when they get to LARP as the unbridled defenders of american democracy.

Trump'd like to abolish American democracy.

rent free

As bad as /r/the_donald is, at least you understand the sub is supposed to be full of koolaide drinking lunatics, whereas /r/politics you would expect to be representative of somewhat balanced political discourse, at least politic discourse that would KIND OF represent the population of reddit.

at least politic discourse that would KIND OF represent the population of reddit.

It does tho

/r/politics represents the majority faction in reddit. The minority was driven out through downvotes to t_d.

defending /r/politics

lmao, the state of this sub.

Explain how this isn’t brainwashed nonsense?

You need to go back

RETARD

Because it’s clear the person typing it doesn’t believe any of it and is humorously exaggerating. Now t_d not being able to see it, that’s the result of brainwashing. They really believe these are real threats they’re fighting from the left due to their high-censorship low-skepticism echo chamber.

"exaggerating" but its like how a child starts ranting and getting more and more extreme

the sentiment is real theyre just over the top

Do you ever wonder how people this stupis hold down jobs?

Low wage jobs have different requirements

T_D losers get out

I don't have the time or the crayons to explain it to you.

You have to go back.

Out out out 👉 👉 👉

Explain how you aren't autistic?

r/selfawarewolves

That sub is ironically not very self-aware.

Circle jerks and meta subs are extreme 99% of the time because they don’t know how to handle bias and extremism.

/r/panichistory turned stupid once people started going against the grain.

Drama is the only good meta sub.

everyone knew panichistory wasnt very well done when they outright refused to host any "omg literal fascism and death camps" hysteria because they all bought into it

"good"

/u/GodsRighteousHammer you sound like a manly man. Were you in the service?

Apparently my comment was deleted. Let’s just say I think laying down is the best way to do a lot of different things.

Geez, and your comment was way up near the top. When did your mods become so cucked?

Lying down you illiterate

Yep, that's me, just a big ole unhinged illitrit tard!

Goddam, a couple of you all are wound pretty tight.

ask yourself what the last book you read actually was

look deep into yourself

you know you're stupid. it's fine. i'm posting on /r/drama. i'm a piece of shit, too.

ICE needs to take you. Every American over the age of six knows the difference between lying and laying. Mods! We have an illegal here! Get ICE! This faggot doesn't know English!

Lmao, fucking centipedos

u/SuperMarioKartWinner

These people have been completely brainwashed by media

The T_D poster said, failing to note the irony.

if the mainstream media wants trump to lose in 2020, they should stop reporting on trump himself and just livestream all the most retarded, fentanyl-laced diarrhea that t_d posts

Honestly you're not wrong. By the left media focusing on Trump so much it only helps to make him look important and powerful. Ignoring him would helpstop that somewhat.

The media only care about the clicks. They report on trump because it give clicks.

I am pretty sure they don't want him gone. He is great for most media, increasing by a massive amount the number of people that read/see them.

A bit like obama and gun makers in a way.

Since Trump's election, New York Times stock has gone up 140%, massively outperforming tech stocks and the market as a newspaper in the age of the internet

Promoting a pump and dump? Shameful.

I'm not promoting TimesCoin, the newspaper related ripoff of Bitcoin that probably exists or will exist soon. God help us all

This is good for dramacoin

the media should stop reporting on the president of the United States

I can’t tell if this thread is trolling or autism

The media should start reporting on what he did rather than how many cup of icecream or what moronic shit he blurted again.

Yea but also I wouldn’t follow the news if it wasn’t on the President. I know I’m part of the problem. ¯\(ツ)/¯

He's always up to something. Shit he even said Canada is a security risk. Haha like I'd ever predict something like that happening.

Honestly you're not wrong. By the left media focusing on Trump so much it only helps to make him look important and powerful. Ignoring him would helpstop that somewhat.

Especially when he pretty much shuns them. The leftist media reminds me of a jilted lover

The type that refers to "my ex" constantly, even though he left crazy town 2 years ago. At least she had someone I guess.

I truly hope Orange Daddy gets reelected. I'm not ready for T_D to go away.

oh they wouldn't go away, they'd just be the next reeeeeeeing #resistance

If he doesn't there's going to be actual blood from the qtards.

/u/cognitofalcon

The scarier part is that they seem to think we'd take it all lying down.

I don't believe you can get up from your couch. Prove me wrong.

Oh God, Ufff. There we go, just got up off the couch. Happy? Can I sit back down now please?

My couch sucks anyway, I prefer my arm chair.

The scarier part is that they seem to think we'd take it all lying down.

u/cognitofalcon

That's because you will. You can reee all you want but everyone knows that no matter what happens you won't do jack shit but whine in your safe space.

Lol, you guys are crazy.

Show us a video of you swiftly standing up from a seated position. No wobbling due to age or weight.

It's gonna cost you ;)

Are you flirting with me??

satire

you dont know the left

What does daddy's bhole taste like?

like beer and bacon, fag

You support Trump and forgot the soygoy doesn't even drink any alcohol? lel

why you think i support trump?

fag

Crippling insecurity? Low self-worth? Opiate addiction?

Opiates are a real man's drug

Oh, so now you were pretending to be retarded. Daddy defense team out!

they are. weed is for fags lets be honest here. either go hard or go home

"You don't know the left" would be a raging hint

WEE WOO

isn’t it scary that we can’t tell the difference between a parody account and a real leftist account now?

Yes, it’s terrifying that people as stupid as t_d users exist

isn't it scary that we can't tell the difference between a parody account and a real leftist account now?

that that BS can realistically come from an actual libtard?

this is the world that the democrats and SJWs shits have created

u/Reyvaan maybe if you took your brain medicine you'd be able to tell. Regular people who aren't retarded are all able to tell

it's autism

Theres medicine that will make me not retarded?

Sufficiently advanced satire, etc

Uh, not a single poster on that thread is as insane as the Twitter poster they're making fun of.

But what do I know about lolcows...

nibber this is not only obvious satire, it's obvious satire that's explicitly labeled satire in the title.

did you win the award for most extra chromosomes in a single person?

I did! 1999. Most chromosomal homosexual.

We need to pass a law forcing your daughter to have sex and abortions. Hoes need abortions! Hoes need abortions!

implying actual liberal american women arent that insane

/u/cognitofalcon

The scarier part is that they seem to think we'd take it all lying down.

Well yeah, I don't have any expectations of you rolling your 600lb ass over your suzumiya haruhi love pillow that hasn't been washed in over 2 years.

Not really a body pillow guy, also, I don't really read much manga, the print's too small for my poor eyesight. I'm more in to action and comedy than romance anyway. But if you have any recommendations, I'm all ears.

All parks will be renamed Rosa Parks

They fell for this. The absolute state of magatards

isn't it scary that we can't tell the difference between a parody account and a real leftist account now?

that that BS can realistically come from an actual libtard?

/u/Reyvaan this thing you guys do where you act like your inability to detect satire makes “the other side” dumb isn’t very convincing

it’s on the level of accusing anyone who disagrees with you a bot/shill/troll/Russian

in fact /u/Reyvaan let me let you in on a little secret I discovered back in my /r/TumblrInAction days:

if the bulk of your exposure to an ideological group is from mocking screenshots, you’re gonna be seeing a lot of satire, trolls, out-of-context jokes and straight-up shops. and the remaining actual posts are probably all gonna be from that group’s craziest 1 percent.