“Sorry pedo guy” says tantrum throwing shitty Tony Stark

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why space man so angry

good one att

this is just too far

Fuck everything about this. Fuck Reddit, fuck Spez and FUCK that fucking fat fuck ass clown asshole racist sexist homophobe transphobe FUCKWIT Drumpf

I fucking hate Reddit, there are so many subs dedicated to transphobia, homophobia, missoginny, ect. ect. And of course RACISM!!! Look at fucking the DRUMPF subreddit, everything is "nigger this" and "faggot" that!! FUCK THAT!! Fuck everything.

Fuck this fucking site. You know what. I'm done. It's over. I can't even anymore. Racism is permitted?! FUCK!

nigger

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend.

NO U

But I just want white bussy and tendies.

black folks have no place in that reality.

Reddit's main news subs are already indistinguishable from any other rigth wing news site. This is the last place on the internet with the exception of NeoGaf (?) to get actual news and information any more.

/r/AgainstHateSubreddits, r/Circlebroke2 and r/GamerGhazi are the only subreddits I use, ban one and you lose me as a user, and many, many more users.

These Nazis don't have the balls to do it, cause they know that it'll alienate a large section of their site's userbase. We'll move either to Raddle or some other alternative, and this shithole will slowly go the way of digg and myspace.

You were our last fallback against something like what you just did. You were the backup. You were our last hope, and you positioned yourself as such. You were the chosen one. And you betrayed our trust. And you sit upon that high-horse as a self-proclaimed hero among men, calling yourself a champion of the people as you tread upon our heads to climb to the top. You dare to throw up class struggle as a shield against criticism, as deflection of your betrayal.

And yet, your best efforts failed today. A day may come when our courage fails and we bow to those who claim to be our moral superiors, but I am proud to say that this is not that day.

A day may yet come when /r/KotakuInAction falls forever, but today is not that day! Take your momentary victory, it has done you no good to stab us in the back. You struck us down and we returned more powerful than you could imagine.

The queerest part is that you can somehow square destroying one of the few bastions of truly free-speech left on the internet in general and Reddit in particular as a defense of the first amendment, but alas, within this post lie many a contradiction one would not expect a sane mind to create. Farewell, David. And know this...

This was literally the worst possible move you could have made. Doing nothing would have served your purposes better, because now we gird our strongholds closer. You not only failed to destroy KotakuInAction, you have galvanized it.

an ed post that deserves upvotes??!?!?

Gl in that far right echo chamber. Close the door please behind you please.

I'm going to forget all my manners and leave it wide open!

So there buddy!

probably because he actually did help the rescue by providing batteries to pump the water and other things but autists like you only focus on tge submarine

i'm sorry the media is being so mean to your space daddy :(

Space Daddy Defense Force assemble!

Read the thread you goofball. Yur boy here is talking shit on literally one of the rescuers. “I don’t know who that guy is” to guy who actually helped with the rescue. He’s coming unhinged over this and it’s fucking hilarious

guy who actually helped with the rescue

Yeah but did he build a mini-sub though?

Did space daddy buy you a personal submarine yet?

so that makes it okay to call the guy who actually rescued the kids a pedophile?

elon needs to put down the bottle

He might be a paedophile. I mean, he did go to Thailand and spend time with a bunch of young boys, unlike Elon.

Tapsforehead.jpg

He's not gonna fuck you with a rocket if you keep defending him

M-m-more boosters, daddy!

He can put his mini-sub in MY cave any time! I love space daddy

Wow ATT I had no idea they let you back in here

ok this is hurtful now

Mod me

space man is already lolcow of the century and century barely started.

Imagine being a billionaire and getting in twitter slapfights

would prefer if I did not have to imagine it.

you just made me sad.

feel bad.

Don't talk shit about /u/xNotch, bitch.

Famous people twitter slapfights are the lifeblood of this subreddit

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BECAUSE FOOTBALL MAN WONT STAND UP 😰😰😰

whoa havent seen you around are you just posting in normie subs now or what

“Maybe it’s funny if I sticky it”

excuse me sweatie but the upvotes disagree 😉😉😉

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Spaceman Musk wanted to be a rocket star He dreamed of floating through a rocket-powered space car And when he fucked up, he couldn't believe his eyes His Great Sub ruined by those pedo guys They're evil toooooooo!!!

"Spaceman Musk"

(To the tune of spaceman stew).

That's it! Put all the kids back in the cave and i'll do it myself!

OMG! This is (sus).

I think we have discovered PizzaCave.

PizzaCave -> PC -> politically correct-> Killary at it again.

This but unironically

Big if true

Was Seth Rich in the cave?

i saw somebody joking on Twitter that the Thai kids were on their way to testify against Hillary when they got trapped in the cave and a bunch of people were actually asking if it was true lol

Unlikely, none of them even suicided

Lmao so like are you really on conspiratard level since you're in the special club or is it all a multi layered ruse for the lulz

Nice try Hillary Clinton...

RATS foiled again! cackle I'm off to mars to suck more fetuses

dont forget to save some for Satan

Me - "I dunno man. I don't think that submarine would fit inside your ass" Elon Musk [reaching for lube] "well prepare to look stupid bitch"

https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/1018534489251704834?s=09

We're getting close to our crowd funding goal!

Classic tom at it again

He...he called him “pedo guy” because he rescued the kids? Is that what just happened?

I'm guessing pedo was auto corrected from PADI which is diver certs. The real question is why does Musk's autocorrect jump straight to pedo

No I think he got so salty he implied the diver wanted to keep those kids all to himself.

He said (sus) first, as in suspicious.

He def meant pedophile.

Explain (((sus))) pls

Elon basically claimed it is suspicious > (sus) for any adult white male to go work/live Thailand.

Damn, space daddy is on fire these days!

Really makes you think why space daddy was there to begin with 🤔

well...

I mean.

not really when it's a diver. Thailand is a very popular diving spot, there are plenty expats working/owning diving schools etc.

that or the muy thai tourists

Imagine believing this excuse 😂😂😂 Hell is for children

chiang mai is landlocked tho. hundreds of miles from water

Are you retarded? Theres tons of lakes and caves around there. The dudes a fucking cave diver you mongoloid.

and you're a fucking cave dweller you ethiopian

Ethopia is well known for its lack of large cave systems you fish fucker.

Well that's a pretty bizarre accusation to randomly throw at a critic. The Elon doth protest too much, methinks.

I meaaaaaaaaaaaaaan he's not wrong.

Thailand is like the foremost sex tourism destination, especially for pedos. There's no way I could ever go there, for the number of watch lists I assume I'm on.

He’s not wrong

elon confirmed /r/hapas regular

WTF I love space daddy now

I've only heard it in CSGO when people are accusing someone of being a hacker.

Musk confirmed Silver Elite.

t.nova

I've only heard it in Secret Hitler when people are accusing someone of being a Fashy

i think he's calling the brit, Vern, a pedo. he calls him sus for being an expat in thailand and i think he's still referencing that

Oh god that’s even better!

holy shit, what a stupid move.

savage at. like he don't had.

S P I C Y

Shit.

Could this be a case of Elon knows something?

I mean, he can't be be that stupid?

he definitely is

There is nothing precluding smart people from also being dumb as shit

You can be smart in some regards and stupid on others, because it is pretty damn obvious to me that Elon Musk is not socially intelligent, nor does he seem to have even a basic understanding of politics.

your tellin me the man who calls himself a "real socialist" and donates to the republican party isn't a savvy politico?

Wait he calls himself a socialist? I know fuck all about space daddys politics except that his company fucking hates unions.

He just says what he needs to say to get the left to worship him

...what

lmao the left despises Elon my dude.

I don't know if his supporters really have a political bent, but I imagine fans of electric cars skew left.

I guess a lot of really mainstream wealthy liberals are probably big fans of him, but /r/EnoughMuskSpam is a bunch of leftists and /r/ChapoTrapHouse is always shitting on him

man this is particularly stupid

Barring the possibility that economic and social politics could be like, two whole different things?

this is a retarded comment, thank you for making it!

His taste in books is utter shite

What is he into? Science-fiction? Ayn Rand?

What kinda books does he like? Ayn Rand novels? Really lame sci-fi?

Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

so yes

I unironically think he's autistic

because it is pretty damn obvious to me that Elon Musk is not socially intelligent

Don't you kind of have to be to work in the business he does? Or did he just outsource those duities to someone else as quickly as possible?

He's not smart tho

then why aren't you rich

I'm not too rich-- duddy was smart enough to set up trusts. Y aren't u tho?

Cause of his daddy you autist.

There are even certain kinds of stupid that exclusively affect smart people

HAHAHAHA.

Or he's projecting.

If you are from a country that doesn't allow raping children there's only one reason to move to Thailand.

I think you're joking but I kind of agree with you. There are other reasons to move there but a lot of old white men go there for youngins.....its easy to tell the pedos, they usually have no social skills, little to no interest in interacting with adults and the ultimate red flag: you see them walking around with Thai Children.

There are other reasons to move there

Like?

Diving is a big one, it's one of the reasons this guy might not be a pedo

Cave exploring.

if you catch my drift wink

Adult prostitutes.

Being a stinky aussie hippy who hikes fucking everywhere and gets scammed by fruit vendors.

The diver is guaranteed to be a pedo. Whenever someone is accused of being a pedophile, they always end up being one.

Elon met him in real life when he was there and he probably isn't making the accusations with no suspicion.

I love this man.

WEW

what a trainwreck of a person. i guess he doesn't understand that 'fuck you money' doesn't cover calling an international hero a kiddy diddler.

Daddy Elon has potential to devolve into one of the greatest lolcows

Hes like a worse version of our beloved /u/xNotch

Jekyll and Hyde

Didn't it happened already?

Then what's the point of having it?

lol he just deleted that and all the tweets from that argument today

archive

yeah becasue his lawyer went apoplectic on his space ass and told him to stop being an ass waffle on twitter

This is a fake account

Good one

The guy was referring to the fake Elon musk poster who keeps scamming Bitcoin and ethereum

What kind of mongoloid responds to a 24day old post?

yeah, who the hell does that? I wait for my responses to be at least 36 days late.

Thank you, whole thing is wiped when he realized what a PR hole he was digging

I'm still curious, why did he did do that? is he just bitter or jealous or something or what?

Probably mad he didn't get to use his cool sub

Lol

Holy shit this is guy is god tier sperg! And it's amazing! 😂👏

Elon go on r/drama

/u/ElonMusk People are talking shit about you on /r/drama, I think you should respond.

being an expat in thailand

Which is dumb cause we know the majority of white dudes in Thailand are there for the bussy first and foremost.

Explain to me how that precludes one from being a pedo.

bussy is always in season

Fresh off the vine

sus?

it means suspect

ah

That's one spicy burn

do old white guys go to thailand for other reasons

well, he's confirmed that he meant what he said: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1018513369404493824?s=21

Holy shit he’s doubling down! This is wonderful

doubling down

heh

wow

I would legit be talking to lawyers right now

what fucking pathetic ass douching butt waffle

Don't worry, we already called the Twitter Police.

Guess Musk is tired of being internet-loved and wants to be internet-hated instead.

The epic face-heel turn of 2018.

Watch it turn out the guys actually a pedophile. Elon has since tweeted that he’s gathering evidence. This is pretty wild.

Elon has since tweeted that he’s gathering evidence

Do you have a link to the tweet? I can't find it in the archives.

I don't have a link to the tweet, but some guy was asking for proof and Musk replied something along the lines of "There will be, soon". I think he kept saying "soon" in multiple tweets aswell.

Both links I followed to the tweet don’t work anymore. I remember it was only 1 hour old at the time I posted. It was up 4 hours before they shut it down.

Just post the dead links, I'll see if I can find an archived version.

None of this is archived. How does none of this get archive by anyone?

None of this is archived. How does none of this get archive by anyone?

Most of it is archived though:

https://archive.is/pYnzF

https://archive.is/LnSxU

Most of it is archived though:

Archives of other people replying before he took them down.

No archives of the originals.

We really need another PSA telling people to archive everything.

Archives of other people replying before he took them down

The archives I linked are of his tweets though, what do you mean by "originals"?

Yes, I'm sure its not just a retarded south african aping out over being picked on.

It's pretty obvious now that's what is happening. There was a small chance he was gonna actually drop some proof for a second there. After Spacey, you never know who's gonna be a pedo.

Spacey was known for "liking" young men for a long time before he was called out. Its only people were like 'lol spacey, what a pervert, always druggin and fuckin tha teens" until the cultural mood changed and people who once wrote jokes about him decided to act offended and pretend they were shocked.

He made sure to let everyone know he meant to call him a pedo.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1018513369404493824?s=21

We might have to use that submarine to save his career if he keeps on digging lower and lower.

Maybe he meant PADI and autocorrect got to him?

I’ve made my interpretation and I will refuse to adjust it no matter the evidence. Musk knows the diver wanted no one else’s hands on those kids so he called him out.

I don’t think it’s an autocorrect. I think he’s referring to him as a pedo because he’s a white expat in Thailand.

It’s amazing. lmao! Imagine getting so salty you call an international hero a pedo in a petty twitter spat.

Oh, so like this guy made assumptions, Musk is doing the same?

Pedos can always sniff each other out.

And now musk admitted that’s what he meant. Lmao

Musk is making sure those kids are safe!

He feels an intimate bond with all children.

as i said elsewhere, i think he's calling the brit, Vern, a pedo. he calls him sus for being an expat in thailand and i think he's still referencing that

really not sure tho

Lmao, someone asked if Musk was calling Vern a paedophile and he bet a signed dollar that it's true.

Space Daddy gonna get sued.

He doubled down

British expat in Thailand, 50% chance he's there for the sex and maybe Musk heard something.

Thailand is known for pedo sex tourism, so for Musk, it means that any white expat in thailand is clearly a pedo doing some pedo tourism.

Elon Musk is retarded

or he knows something we dont

or he's mad his toy sub didn't work and now is mad at the guy who actually rescued the kids so now he is just spouting hate on twitter becasue he hit the bottle a bit too hard

Billionaire can be morons too ya know. See: POTUS

You need to go back to sucking off daddies dick little man

No, the diver insulted Elon's submarine rescue idea. That's why Elon insulted him back. Honestly the diver is an asshole too.

He can't keep getting away with it!

We need another billionaire to bitch slap him for being this childish...

u/xNotch does this sound like something you'd be up for?

Reckon he knows more about caves than Musk tbh

Notch BUILT caves! In a computer! From a bunch of CUBES!

Space daddy😍👱🏿 is space angry 😠 🚀

All those hot cummies!! 😩🤤💦💦💦

Soooo tasty 😍😜

Is everybody really surprised that white South African is a retard?

Don't you mean African American, you dogwhistling racist?

In Rhodesia all the white people where the dumbest of the dumb from other countries but they were guaranteed jobs because of their race. Basically why Rhodesia collapsed lol.

Basically why Rhodesia collapsed lol.

Thinking

And why it’s become a prosperous super power under ZANU-PF rule

wakanda forever!

ZANU-PF will rule the world I don’t know what you’re talking about

It actually did quite well until Mugabe went off the rails.

yeah wasnt because of the hyperinflation and crazy negroes

dont be mean to black ppl here plz

umm excuse me sweety but we call them "Chocolate Americans" here.

They also thought imprisoning Mugabe, Nkomo, and other leaders of banned black opposition parties in a remote wilderness gulag where prisoners had to learn to cooperate as a group in order to survive and were able to debate politics and strategy all day was a great idea. Even stupider, the Rhodesian government released them.

Another example of Ian Smith's autism was continuing to treat black soldiers and cops like dogshit and paying them less than Cletus the klansman when the Rhodesian government needed every trigger puller they could get.

That's hardly the truth.. oh you are just trollong.

and yet, they still raise the average IQ of the continent

best kind of african tbh

Calling someone a pedo without giving proper reasoning why you did is not daijoubu.

without giving proper reasoning

Sexpat in Thailand

TehAlpacalypse marked this as a stretch

dame desu musu-san

Hopefully this helps inspires musk to become the real life evil supervillain that he is destined to be

You know that moment in James Bond films where Bond tricks the villain into revealing his maniacal plan, allowing Bond to foil it? Musk would basically be doing tha 24/7 on Twitter.

So hed do about as well as a super villain as he has as a super hero.

If his maniacal plan is to accuse old white dudes in southeast Asia of being pedophiles he'll probably be right 33% of the time

Imagine being this salty over missing a chance at a photo op.

He even got the photo op. Hes just mad he got called out for it.

Nah, they didn't get a snapshot of him leaping out of his submarine, rescuing crying children with his bare hands so it's as good as nothing.

Elon needs to take a break from Twitter or something

Maybe he inhaled a lot of paint fumes making those cars?

He is the car-making guy right?

They did vote to keep him COB just last month. He keeps this up the votes not going to go so well next time.

If he keeps this up he'll get voted president of the USA.

I think he'd need to get some cars made first.

This is good for pedocoin.

Who knew it would be a libel lawsuit that ruined Musk?

I'm personally waiting for this guy to get #metoo'd

There's a lot of reasons to make fun of Musk, but "sexually-starved" probably isn't one of them, the guy is still a billionaire. Isn't he fucking Grimes right now, and previous to that Amber Heard? I wish I was that sexually-starved.

Nah, man. Going into exclusive relationships with much younger women as opposed to just sleeping with them screams “needs to be the top and lacks opportunities otherwise.”

Look at pics of Musk pre-hair plugs. The guy lived his life decades cosplaying as that one Disney Princess that lived in the bell tower in Notre Dame.

Sounds likeike you're projecting lmao

Yea but isn’t that true for any insult over a sentence long?

I guess that's true, anything overly critical could be considered projection. Fair play to you.

A NEET is NEET, no matter how many people he pays to pity fuck him. Look at Zuckerberg, he's ten times richer than Musk and arguably even more famous. Yet you couldn't exactly call him a pussy-thrasher.

Zuckerberg is way more famous than Musk.

Billionaires aren't NEETs unless they inhereted all their money. Zuck and Musk had a better start than most people on Earth but they still had a clever idea and grew it. They put a bit of effort in at one point. The NEET would rather stew in their own filth and never leave their room than put in effort into anything ever. "Not in Education, Employment, or Training" they are both employed, and Musk has some sort of degree.

Zuckercorn is absolutely bigger than musk

Ya great I absolutely didn't say anything about this either way so thanks for your noncontributing comment.

Keep yourself safe 😎

Removed. No KYS comments. Admins be pissy.

He's been married for years...

Zuckerberg is a Chad compared to Elon lol. You're probably an antisemitic nazi fuck.

A NEET is literally jobless, the word you are looking for is "robots"

Talulah Riley: I don’t know how he handles the stress. I mean, if I was him, I’d have died of a heart attack. You would not wish that kind of pain on your worst enemy. Elon proposed really quickly. The idea of being swept off your feet is appealing, and I’d probably have said, yes to anyone that seemed half sensible if they proposed after ten days just because it’s kind of an interesting thing to do.

You know, obviously moved straight into the house with the children, and it became a very real thing immediately. My parents are traumatized by this whole eperience. Although, there’s been so many times, I’m like, right, I’m getting on a plane to England, and I’m never going to see you again.

Elon Musk: Really?

Talulah Riley: No. No. no, not really. No.

I like how she's delusional enough to equate anyone with a billionaire, I'm sure she would've fallen for Joe Scmho just as well.

Ouch

Gosh, he really has a type, doesn't he?

ten days

what.

Oblivion grimes?

his ex-wife wrote an article about their relationship that's fun to read:

https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/

Wow. Great stuff.

Sounds like Musk is not a well-adjusted human being.

yeah she's a whiny white chick who was aghast that Elon had the temerity to enforce the prenup she signed

i want to suck his dick so bad. fuck that bitch for getting to do it instead of me

he will no be ruined. he can afford it. plus nobody is gonna return their fucking tesla. he's a jackass but that's honestly not shocking

The problem is, he's not selling enough Teslas to make the venture float, and never will, because the cars are strictly for the rich and they only buy so many per year.

That's supposed to be his main profit scheme to fund his other stuff but numerous business types are saying he doesn't have a future if he keeps going on like this.

Tesla can make their cars significantly cheaper and they still won't become the common man's car until the cost to repair and insure them drops significantly.

If Tesla's attitude toward repairs and parts availability is what the future is going to be for car owners then it's going to suck ass. Gone will be the days when you can go to an auto shop and order a part to install yourself.

The notion that Teslas are too futuristic for normal people or mechanics to repair is false. There's an entire community of people who rebuild salvaged Teslas, and I'm unaware of anybody dying or causing a battery to explode by repairing their own Tesla.

I find it funny that the same nerds who are crazy for right to repair when it comes to Apple are perfectly fine with Tesla's practices.

I mean fuck man, why not split the model into multiple versions?

I mean how many new shit does a tesla have?

Why not make a self-driving car, an electric car, and a sports car?

Test out the popularity of each before doubling down and adding ALL of it to a luxury car

THEN try your hand at an affordable version of the luxury car.

The problem is that even their "affordable" Model 3 will likely still be really expensive to repair because Tesla charges out the ass for non-warranty labor. If it's expensive to repair then it will also be expensive to insure.

There's no such thing as a white guy who lives in Thailand who isn't a sexpat. Regardless of which kind of sexpat he is, he isn't going to sue, because he will not want his past to become a matter of public record.

The only thing that makes me think dude may not be a sexpat is the diving aspect. If that's your job, Thailand is one of the best places in the world to do it, from being a trainer to commercial work.

He's a diver. Shitloads of divers in Thailand cause it's one of the best places for diving. It's also super cheap to live there, the weather is great, you're living like a millionaire there.

“Elon agreed to enter counseling, but he was running two companies and carrying a planet of stress. One month and three sessions later, he gave me an ultimatum: Either we fix this marriage today or I will divorce you tomorrow, by which I understood he meant, Our status quo works for me, so it should work for you. He filed for divorce the next morning. I felt numb, but strangely relieved.”

"If you were my employee," he said just as often, "I would fire you."

Well that all sounds perfectly well-adjusted

so this attention whoring fuck shows up with a toy sub during a serious rescue mission, gets a bunch of free publicity, redditors suck his cock for using potentially dead kids as PR bait, etc

Doesnt actually do a DAMN thing to help the resuce mission, all the kids get out fine, and now he is butt hurt and whining about the whole thing?

fucking hell why do rich people act like self entitled douche waffles?

u a poor lol

Must be europoor lmao!

Imagine being so poor you can't even fly out to Thailand on a whim and stick your sub in some boycave

why even live

This all pays off. All a rich person has to do is claim he will do something in the future, and he'll get credit for it with about 50% of the people.

douche waffles

you lost me here

Are they blue?

People with money REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

people who call others pedophile cuz they are butthurt REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

eww please don't talk to me

u must be so poor it's very disgusting

Elon Musk has done more to bring us innovation and help people than you ever will.

This post is pretty (sus)

Betting you're a white guy that wants to visit Thailand.

Liberals be like "hey quit using our insults against us!"

Uhh hwhat?

Don't they always go to pedo accusations if you like anime video games?

Is that wrong?

If the loli-sized shoe fits

anime and video games do imply you're a pedo tho

what does that have to do with liberals

I've been told they want to take away our games.

they should, loser

Oh no you might actually have to outside and do stuff

Oppression takes many forms

Don't they always go to pedo accusations

just gonna ignore the whole pizzagate thing huh

I never did figure out that train wreck.

For all the hate pizza gate gets , Podesta is/was up to some shady shit. If you read the emails they're obviously speaking in code sometimes....the reason it's such a joke is because the boomers who are now r/greatawakening immediately turned it into a pedovore sex cult thing with no evidence. It could just as easily been drugs, guns or some other illicit contraband

So is great Awakening the "qultists" or is that another group. I don't usually dabble in that type of drama.

They're the qultists and also pizzagaters

hwat

DDF IS HERE! HEAR OUR CRY: DADDY REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Who?

You, buddy. Bussy-Colonel of the SDDF.

Wassat?

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Haha stupid libtards they need to be owned epic STYLE xd

Watch Ben Shapiro BLOW this male feminist!!

Ben Shapiro literally rapes retarded SJW male feminist with logic and facts

Ben Shapiro literally rapes retarded SJW male feminist with logic and facts unbridled autism and speedtalking

FTFY

Can I watch his sister instead?

Is she hot? 👍

🍼🍼🍼👶

Id suck on them milkers

What's up with "pedo guy"?

he's calling Vern a pedo, the british diver who aided in the rescue logistically

Yes, I get that. What I don't understand is why. Is he referring to some kind of scandal or something?

no he's making a wild assumption

So he's literally just picking out someone at random and going "HE'S A PEDO!"

...lolwut.

not just someone random, someone directly involved in the rescue

It's fairly random. There were lots of people involved in the rescue. Why specifically that guy?

Becuase he said his submarine was bullshit

Ah, right yeah. That makes sense I guess. Pedophiles are commonly known to criticise people's submarine designs.

Because he's a white expat to thailand

Well to be fair there's only two reasons for fat old pasty brits to go live there, and that's ladyboys and dickgirls.

I wouldn't know, but I'll take your words for it.

He’s a diver in living in one of the best countries to dive, you moron.

Not for long. With the money coming in from this libel suit he'll be able to retire.

A likely excuse

I wouldn't say it on any platform tied my name if I was a famous guy. But yeah, like all of the western dudes living in Asia have an Asian fetish if they aren't straight up sex tourists.

aided in the rescue logistically

Sticking your dick in a child's butthole is not "logistics" bro

C-

Is that what it looks like when you stick your micropenis in a child's butt?

D

Yep! It's a micropenis.

I've seen his penis and can vouch that it's most def not a micro

Nano.

It is when you're talking about spelunking! Ba dum tsch

Absolutely lmao if this leads to musk's downfall

is elon now considered a lolcow?

I mean, even his defense force doesn’t have too much to bring to the table of this one.

He's the only one brave enough to stand against child sex tourism.

But this only works here or over on hapas where every white male is a pedophile terrorist In the outside world, it wouldn't stick without evidence and so far muskers have been pretty desperate

Everybody can be considered a lolcow. Especially Elon.

He always was.

He's getting there. He's needs more genuine fuckups like telling his investors "they don't matter".

Or banning safety markings because he doesn't like the colour yellow?

I wonder what he's like as a boss...

I’ll make the thread over @ kiwi ;)

Man who did nothing angry because he did nothing.

How about both

Autistic man who did nothing autististically angry because he did nothing and now having an autist tantrum on twitter?

Yes

Wait I didn't agree with Musk how many kids did I retroactively rape and or have sexual attraction to?

$² my dude. Just bend over for daddy Musk and he'll erase your crimes

Musk please don't stick your submarine there the whole is too small.

No-one tells what to do. I'll design a new brand of lube just for this occasion

Will Musk take an Instagram photo in my arsehole after doing nothing?

You bet. Now skidaddle: I've got some outrageous claims to take

He has an angery!

You know, I got downvoted to hell for even suggesting that those kids should be sedated and brought out unconscious after the Thai SEAL died thinking that that's going to be the only way~

Navy SEAL dies while rescuing Thai schoolboys trapped in cave

egalroc -13 points 9 days ago

I just wonder if those kids can't be put into a comatose state and then revived once they've been brought out? Isn't there a drug that mimics death?

Sometimes you have to think outside the box and pick the obvious.

I can quite assure you all that Elon's mini-subs will be used in the future.

PS: I didn't see any Russians there trying to help with this rescue and it's probably best that they weren't. Remember what happened during that terrorist hostage situation in that Moscow theater when they gassed everybody to saved the day just to have most of them die because they didn't have enough medical personnel on hand to revive the victims?

...

Ur a tard

USSR.

After thousands of years of erosion the cave may become wide enough for Musk's submarine to be useful. Until then he's just fucking littering.

dude submarine lmao

"Everybody who helps children is a pedophile except me" - Space Daddy

Is it weird that I feel bad for Elon Musk here? I don't even like him in general, but he was specifically asked to help and specifically asked to keep developing the sub right up until the end in case they needed it. And he's getting nothing but shit on for it. Dude's obviously a publicity hound who's way too into his batman thing but I can see why he'd lose his temper.

1) he first admitted to not even knowing who this guy is.

2) he got got his fefes hurt because the actual rescuer didn’t like his sub

3) he calls the rescuer a pedo.

Don’t feel bad for ass holes.

Oh that's obviously a completely retarded thing for him to say and lmao @ him doubling down on it, but still. A nigga was tryna help.

Yeah, and from what I've read of people who seem to know what they're talking about, the time in which he was able to get that all together was really impressive too.

Did you read the article he’s responding to? It was nothing but complimentary of his efforts, but stating that ultimately those efforts were both unnecessary and clouded the actual relief effort. Sure his heart might have been in the right place, but he should be more open to criticism than this. And to denigrate a person who actually did have an effect on the mission as a pedophile is fucking disgusting. He needs to grow a pair and fucking keep his mouth shut.

/r/drama

reading the article

shiggery diggery dingdong

Ur gay bro

we are ALL gay on this bless-ed day

or as we call, a /r/Drama regular.

you didn't even realize that the linked post is in fact not an article, but a deleted tweet.

His version of helping was approximately the same as the time Paul Gascoigne turned up at the Raoul Moat siege with a fishing rod and sandwiches.

He was not specifically asked to help, he asked to help and they said yes, because what else would you say?

He posted emails of the dudes asking for his help tho

Which "dudes" are these? The one email from Stanton that told him to continue working on the "details of the capsule?"

No one in an official capacity requested his help. Randos on twitter did.

He's got a pathological inability to take criticism so why the fuck is he on a platform than anyone who fills out a form can message him on?

ur not wrong. getting buttsanded and calling the guy a pedo is peak lmao tbh

Commie pedophiles BTFO

Talk shit bout space daddy expect to be 👊 put in your PLACE

Ppp

Space Daddy is my hero. Pedo diver is my enemy. 😇 vs 👿

He called the other person a pedo while he was just as passionate in saving those Thai kids himself.

Doesn't change that EnoughXSpam subs are fucking retarded and only serve to do the opposite of their named intention, when all they fucking do is talk about X. Trump, Bernie, Hillary, Musk, whatever others of those stupid subreddits there are. They all suck.

Sorry but Musk drama is boring now.

musk would have saved nutty putty man, prove me wrong.

Space daddy needs to lay off the rare billionaire drugs a bit?

OR

He actually has intelligence relating to pedophilia?

user reports:
1: MDE, CA, GC, and now EnoughMuskSpam leaking in. We'll just be a agenda post sub now

now

“Wow what a brigade” says random retard in thread full of regulars.

user reports:
1: Notice mr dipshit

thx 4 recognizing the hustle, fam

make MDEfugee a reportable offense please.

btw soz for stealing that phrase when I had to tell darqwolff off for removing our comments, but I couldn't think of better bantz.

lmao he just got suspended

He's getting more Trumpian in his Twitter trades. But at least a Trump is sometimes funny.

I hope journalists decide against going into space daddies submarine or rocket. He’s America’s peter madsen.

Aww, rocket boy deleted it :(

Yo wtf where are the archives?

Thanks, I needed this lmao

White south African (sus)

U a king 4 this mfer

Little Thai boys, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The guy is an ugly 60yo single white brit living a retired life in Thailand, but has no tan, no friends nor any family there.

Howard Hugues is right. That's a pedo if I've ever seen one.

reeeee elon musk

dont be angrydm

Pot meet kettle.

for real though this is a funny thing for him to have said but its like fucking gamerghazi in here with all the reeing and speculation and barely contained seething hatred of the guy

i find any amount of hate for elon musk hilarious because hes usually so non offensive

That pedo just wanted to get the kids all to himself, then Elon ruined his plans.

GUILLOTINÉ

Could /r/EnoughMuskSpam, the sub everyone has been cracking on the last few days, have had a point?

They started well, but quickly devolved into r/latestagecapitalism 2.0

That’s Elon Musk. Tony Stark is a fictional character from Marvel.

Tony Stark is a more believable character TBH fam.

the page doesn't exist for me

what did i miss?

Why is that the latest "go to" insult?

"I really don't like you"

"FUCK YOU PEDOPHILE"

Someone is gonna get PAID

Musk: I think this guy's a pedo because he said bad things about me!

Zuck: Data gathered, Pedo confirmed

Space daddy is just following in Orange daddy's footprints: talk shit on beloved heros. "I love rescuers that don't diddle kids"

Do you think he eats Grimes's ass?

the guy in question is a 63 year old british expat that lives in thailand

cmon guys

whether you like elon, hate elon, are indifferent towards elon but hate his fanbase, or are indifferent towards elon but pretend to like him because you hate people who hate him, i am sure we can all agree theres a 100% chance of this guy being a pedophile

> old white guy in Thailand

> not a pedo

Pick one.

I'm all for piling on this autistic rich boy, but let's not pretend:

a) every old white guy living in SE Asia is there to rate little boys and girls, and

b) woke people attacking autist-boy for his comment haven't been pushing this very same stereotype for a long, long time.

Why does Elon Musk respond to this shit? Like he's really lowering himself picking internet fights like this.

Sell your Tesla stock if ya have it