I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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skrrt skrrt my dicc hurt

😂 Soooo true lmfao lmfao

Ehh, he's a twat.

But what are yoo gonna do about it.

lmao getting this mad over some fags kicking a ball

sport homos are the worst

Came here to say this.

Dude just scored a goal in the biggest soccer game in the world which only occurs every 4 years. Dude can do what he wants.

His old celebration was much better imo.

I would do helicopter dick tbh

... Worth eating the yellow.

Should've done a Hitler salute then.

That's actually happened before I think. Not in the World Cup though

Giorgos Katidis; got a life-time ban from the Greek league for it. Claimed he didn't know what it meant.

It probably used to happen more frequently. I remember Renquin (Standard Liege) doing it in the early eighties, as a fuck you for his red card against a German team, and got a 6-game suspension for it. And that's just my own club's history.

Paolo di Canio did it a few years back for Lazio. Only received a one match ban and a €7,000 fine.

It bugs me, stop being so Instagrammy and flashy, just hug your teammates like the good old fashioned way and get on with the game instead of posing to your 12 year old fans.

Relax, Don Cherry

OK, that’s a good one.

This whole thing rings like the sobs of the old white guys who think bat-flips are what’s killing baseball.

Bat flip rage is the only reason I ever fuck with /r/MLB. People who follow sports enough to talk it about online with strangers are poor and fat.

Changes to sports and the culture surrounding them do ultimately reduce the popularity of those sports. We watch to be entertained, so when we stop liking something we stop watching.

It's like when they replace when of your gay Star Trek Captains with a straight Star Trek Captain. You stop being into it.

Happened to baseball after the steroid era. Football has been on the decline for years because the way it's broadcast sucks, they've reduced the violence, and they got political. Makes fans move around.

/r/soccer SEETHING about France winning.

Imagine the salt on that sub if America somehow managed to get a good enough team to win the world cup

😂😂😂😂😂

Implying the genetically enhanced neochinese team won't win that

😂😂😂😂😂

I mean, it's all the Burgers who are currently being salty on that thread, so probably the same amount of salt.

I love drama, but that's not worth it. Soccer should nev be recognized in America unless they agree to compromise by adding violence.

I remember reading a comment by a burger once, saying that if the US won a World Cup, maybe Americans would start to like soccer. Fucking hilarious shit.

I used to think the sports boards were the only good part of this website, but honestly they have all become so utterly terrible.

Is this better or worse than the flashbang dances

IT'S FOOTBALL REEEE

Fuck off.

/u/Pemoniz 🕺L

Go stick your baguette in your mother's cunt.

🕺L🕺L🕺L🕺L🕺L🕺L🕺L🕺L🕺L🕺L🕺L🕺L🕺L Go tell Perisic he should stop playing beach volleyball on the side

I'm not Croatian, so I couldn't care less about Perisic, French faggot.

Yeah there's one, but it's telling me that you're not allowed to play the ball with your hand, I'm confused :/

That's why I'm telling you to get one with pictures, because the regular one for people who aren't completely ignorant to the sport is too much for you to handle.

Nah I'm pretty sure that's what the retarded version of the rulebook says : https://www.noelshack.com/2018-28-7-1531689906-sans-titre.png

Aw, did you paint that in kindergarden? Did the teacher give you a smiley face?

I wish she did tbh

Anyway, even without that pen we would still have beaten your sorry Croatian ass so take that big fat 🕺L

As I said, I'm not Croatian. But it's ok, didn't expect you to have an adult-like reading comprehension anyway.

🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

It's even worse if you're not Croatian tbh

Look at you, your country wins the world cup and you're stuck in reddit being an absolute twat. Doesn't your daddy allow you to go out at night?

Enjoy your farmer's league.

I don't have many friends to go outside surprisingly

I will, knowing tht my national team fucking rocks

surprisingly

Yeah lmao.

I will, knowing tht my national team fucking rocks

And yet your players need to go play in other leagues because your country is an absolute joke when it comes to organizing a professional league.

Alright, it's just not funny anymore

Please, next time you get summoned here, remember that no one here is serious about anything

Also, it was a pen, clear as crystal

Oh, so it's not funny anymore. Excusez-fucking-moi.

Next time you "summon" me here I'll be serious if I want to.

Now go understand the rulebook.

I mean, I just keep throwing obvious baits and you take them like crazy

Will try bby

I'm just having fun with you bby. Now go back to warcraft.

Okay, but not because you asked me to.

Fuck off nonce

Is this where I reply to your salt

Looks like a bunch of Burgers getting upset to me.