lol? I'm not sure why you think I got offended. You assume that this is fake, then give me evidence of this being fake. You are retarded for blaming people for falling for fake bait while you are doing exactly the same thing.
ive seen a lot of reddit style pseudo liberals claim that shit but its usually just like this example where someone just asserts it and then everyone circlejerks as though theyve been proven right
That border is nearly universally the same size, with the same margins across the entire picture. That would be very difficult to do in photo shop with a picture at that angle.
The B being blocky is likely he result of using a thick paintbrush and resting temporarily at the bottom either when they started or stopped.
I slay goblinas like you daily on my quest to colonize plebbit. Iβm not defending the retards in the pic, Iβm simply stating the fact that you are a flaming, burning, scathing, confused homosexual
The only thing I orbit is exoplanet Europa while on a secret space force mission, with the objective of finding an escape from the rising tide of color lol
There's a few reasons to think it's photo-shopped:
1: Who's holding the sign? It seems to be some1 behind "big nose" like maybe blondie still fit's odd.
2: Zero shadows or texture to the board. Compare to the board behind where you can see some bend in the cardboard and the lighting is different.
I'm not saying this level of stupid is unheard of but this image looks fake AF.
The time has come,
The time is now.
Just go, go, go!
I donβt care how.
You can go by foot.
You can go by cow.
Fragile white males,
will you please go now!
You can go on skates,
you can go on skis.
You can go in a hat.
But please, go please!
I donβt care.
You can go by bike.
You can go on a Zike-Bike
if you like.
If you like, you can go,
in an old blue shoe,
Just go, go go!
Please do, do, do!
Fragile white males,
I donβt care how.
Fragile white males,
will you please go now?
You can go on stilts,
You can go by fish.
You can go in a Crunk-Car
if you wish.
If you wish you may go
by lionβs tail
Or stamp yourself
and go by mail.
Fragile white males!
Donβt you know
the time has come,
so GO, GO, GO!
Get on your way!
Please, white males!
You might like going
in a Zumble-Zay!
You can go by balloon⦠or broomstick.
OR you can go by camel in a bureau drawer.
You can go by bumble boatβ¦or jetβ¦
I donβt care how you go, just GET!
Get yourself a Ga-Zoom.
You can go with aβ¦.BOOM!
Whites, whites, whites,
Will you leave this room!
Fragile white males, I donβt care HOW!
Fragile white males, will you please GO NOW!
I said GO and GO I meant,
The time had come.
SO... whitey went.
None (or very few) of these women actually hate white men. They are just doing it to be quirky and unique. They will go back to their white boyfriends at the end of the day or seeking out white guys when looking for someone to date.
I think they do, but like the rest of these types, they have a vested interest in acting ignorant. Otherwise, how would they be able to project on everyone else?
anyone who is even slightly angry at trump is deranged because theyre gullible, hes at worst a brash old man doing the same shit as every other president
if youve ever gotten even slightly pissy at what he says then congrats on being a rube
nah man when i make jokes theyre jokes but those guys are BIGOTS because i have no self awareness and my judgment is clouded by rage over trumps election
Lol sorry no white chicks, or any chicks for that matter wanna jump your bones mate. I know for you women that want to get slammed is nothing you've experienced doesn't mean it didn't happen. That's reserved for sad weaklings like you.
Trump is one of the worst political leaders of all time, but Democrats are required to keep the elections at about 50%. The best way to do this is to alienate voters.
satire of Trump's call to ban Muslims from entering the countr
Which he never did.
Look, I am (literal) card carrying Democrat and have been for over 20 years. I am also over 40 years old and sick of this shit.
There was a list of countries established under the previous administration by congress which were deemed security risks. Trump proposed that people flying from those countries have a moratorium on their visa status until DHS could improve their security apparatus and vetting procedures.
Here's the thing, I don't like Donald Trump. I think he's literally a fucking retard, but you know what else I don't like? Insultingly being lied to and treated like I don't know how to open a newspaper.
And people wonder why everyone except for stupid kids with the attention span of gnats are giving the Democrats the middle finger these days.
How about this instead : Focus on labor issues and leave the "no spin zone" to Fox News.
"Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on,"
yeah fyi its old and not actually funny but people put up with it because spergs, the least you could do is give others the same courtesy and not get rl angry over shitposts like a fag
If you honestly don't understand by now, nobody is capable of explaining it to you. Even his handpicked Secretary of State called him retarded, and the Secretary of State is, by definition, the most senior diplomat in the USA. Lmao.
I don't think anyone believes you're capable, you give off that Elliot Rodger vibe. You'll end up running over a few dudes and have some weirdo anti-women manifesto in the back seat.
If it really happens, they arenβt going without a fight. Thereβs gonna be a Stephen Paddock level shooting every day for the last 6 months of mayo.
Women are always at the forefront, needing to drag the rest of civilization, kicking and screaming, into the future. Sorry, you had to find out this way. Also, let's see your nose.
I wonder what western civilization would look like if its creation had been left to women. Pretty sure we wouldn't have made it this far, the shit some feminists are coming up now with has nothing to do with reason and logic (and you make no apology for it, you actually think logic and reason are patriarchal). That's not gonna work if you want advances in science and technology so you can forget about contraception methods, for example. Fuck, I'm pretty sure you couldn't even have come up with waterproof mascara.
Yawn. Sounds like something that might make me break a nail. Also, dabbling in that stuff would seriously cut down on my eating bonbons, reading romance novels, and gossiping time.
Women have important shit to do. Like taking to the streets to demand a solution to the mayo problem like the goddesses they are.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-15
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1 newcomer_ts 2018-07-15
Finally!
1 unarmed_black_male 2018-07-15
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/8z1up5/wow_what_a_good_idea/
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
they all think its photoshopped
1 sevgee 2018-07-15
It literally is, unfortunately
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
do you have the original
1 sevgee 2018-07-15
No, but unless you're blind as a bat you can clearly see that "white men" isn't hand written. Also the "b" looks cutoff at the bottom
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
eh that seems pretty conspiracy-y
do you think its unlikely that a white woman stupid enough to protest trump is also stupid enough to make a sign like this
1 sevgee 2018-07-15
Not necessarily, but I've seen rightoids fall for their own bait so many times before that I think this is the most plausible explanation.
1 quxxo 2018-07-15
so you are full of shit
1 sevgee 2018-07-15
I'm sorry if I've offended your mdefag sensibilities, I promise I'll be more gentle next time
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
lol is it an mde trait to ask for your evidence
i swear some of you guys
1 sevgee 2018-07-15
I wasn't talking to you cap
1 quxxo 2018-07-15
lol? I'm not sure why you think I got offended. You assume that this is fake, then give me evidence of this being fake. You are retarded for blaming people for falling for fake bait while you are doing exactly the same thing.
1 sevgee 2018-07-15
1 quxxo 2018-07-15
epic
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
ive seen a lot of reddit style pseudo liberals claim that shit but its usually just like this example where someone just asserts it and then everyone circlejerks as though theyve been proven right
1 TherapyFortheRapy 2018-07-15
None of that's evidence at all.
That border is nearly universally the same size, with the same margins across the entire picture. That would be very difficult to do in photo shop with a picture at that angle.
The B being blocky is likely he result of using a thick paintbrush and resting temporarily at the bottom either when they started or stopped.
1 shallowm 2018-07-15
thicc paintbrush
1 FUZZB0X 2018-07-15
Not to mention the sign is levitating.
1 kippot 2018-07-15
mayo fragility, point in case
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
what whos fragile lol
1 kippot 2018-07-15
You and the rest of the mdegenerates
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
lol you just bring that shit up for no reason huh cant stop thinking about it
1 the_pankake 2018-07-15
Flaming homosexuality, point in case
1 kippot 2018-07-15
Aww, a mayo trash whiteknight is here to defend his people
1 the_pankake 2018-07-15
I slay goblinas like you daily on my quest to colonize plebbit. Iβm not defending the retards in the pic, Iβm simply stating the fact that you are a flaming, burning, scathing, confused homosexual
1 kippot 2018-07-15
Nothing wrong with that?
What are you, some kind of disgusting gussy-orbiter?
1 the_pankake 2018-07-15
Homosexuality is unhealthy behavior.
The only thing I orbit is exoplanet Europa while on a secret space force mission, with the objective of finding an escape from the rising tide of color lol
1 kippot 2018-07-15
You should keep safe out there, mdegenerate
1 the_pankake 2018-07-15
Keep your Willy wrapped, junior
1 kippot 2018-07-15
Maintain personal protection
1 the_pankake 2018-07-15
You know I ainβt lackin π
1 kippot 2018-07-15
Learn ur memes, kid
1 TherapyFortheRapy 2018-07-15
Everything is assumed to be fake if it hurts them politically.
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
rulers are apparently unknown technology, how could she write letters that straight?!??!
im still open to people proving me wrong but i havent been able to find an original that this was edited from
1 Redactor0 2018-07-15
Look at the sign in the background. That's what it would look like if it was really handwritten.
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
just looks like she put less effort into her lettering
people say the b being flat is proof but just looks like she used a ruler tbh
i think people are quick to say its fake because they know how bad it looks
same as how they all claim something is "satire" when an angry feminist says kill all men or whatever
1 Redactor0 2018-07-15
I don't doubt that there are people stupid enough to hold up a sign like that, but I'm leaning toward this particular one being fake.
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
ill withdraw all my comments if someone can find the original
1 Shoshke 2018-07-15
There's a few reasons to think it's photo-shopped:
1: Who's holding the sign? It seems to be some1 behind "big nose" like maybe blondie still fit's odd.
2: Zero shadows or texture to the board. Compare to the board behind where you can see some bend in the cardboard and the lighting is different.
I'm not saying this level of stupid is unheard of but this image looks fake AF.
1 illyrie 2018-07-15
1 myshl0ng 2018-07-15
Those are not Ocean Man lyrics
1 kippot 2018-07-15
keep safe, mdegenerate
1 rastla 2018-07-15
why are you posting something that isn't ocean man lyrics?
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2018-07-15
I only see one non mayo in that crowd.
Also lol @ all the self hating mayo men in the crowd.
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-15
"Were not mayo, were aioli!"
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-07-15
There's nothing wrong with a fine cilantro lime aioli.
1 tcfb 2018-07-15
Except the wypeople eating it.
1 kippot 2018-07-15
nice larping, mdegenerate ;)
1 Jackdom95 2018-07-15
jesus you people are obsessed
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-15
It's just him, lmao
1 kippot 2018-07-15
keep telling yourself that ;)
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-15
Back to your discord friendos
1 kippot 2018-07-15
Oh I'll be on you like white on rice, dw π
1 v_is_one_person 2018-07-15
1 kippot 2018-07-15
LMAO
Triggered much /u/imissyouseattle ? πππππππ
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-15
Wasn't me, lol
1 kippot 2018-07-15
Sure it wasn't π
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-15
You're too boring to report
1 kippot 2018-07-15
Are you gonna start uh huh posting now?
1 Chronicopia420 2018-07-15
The only good kind of mayo men tbh
1 apoptosiscel 2018-07-15
None (or very few) of these women actually hate white men. They are just doing it to be quirky and unique. They will go back to their white boyfriends at the end of the day or seeking out white guys when looking for someone to date.
1 parameciidae 2018-07-15
lol
1 WarSanchez 2018-07-15
1 apoptosiscel 2018-07-15
?
1 parameciidae 2018-07-15
π€΄πΎ
1 NeedToSay 2018-07-15
Spot on.
1 EternallyMiffed 2018-07-15
These are grade A mudsharks brah. Fuck em, I hope they get shanked by Tyrone when he finally snaps from all the crack.
1 sevgee 2018-07-15
How long and intensely have you studied white women having sex with black men that you can tell who they are by a casual glance at their face?
1 Waifu_Primacy 2018-07-15
It's not real. The Ban White Men sign is levitating.
1 AlwaysFeral 2018-07-15
You're being generous with that term.
"Men".
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2018-07-15
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQI3kA9W0AAqAaO.jpg
1 WarSanchez 2018-07-15
We should start a #--breedthemout campaign.
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-15
I tried to do thus but fragile mayo admins actually gave me the three day ban for it
1 WarSanchez 2018-07-15
white fragility strikes again!
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-15
It's a (((mayo-owned))) owned website. What are you scared of?
1 kippot 2018-07-15
you should keep extremely safe, mayo mdegenerate waste of life
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-15
Defending white people wont get you laid, I'm sorry
1 NaziCommie 2018-07-15
"people"
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-15
Kippot could use anything
1 kippot 2018-07-15
get fucked, mayo trash
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-15
Jesus, I'm the first thing you do when you wake up, aren't I?
1 kippot 2018-07-15
taking the morning dump, in more than one way
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-15
Well I'm flattered that you're my only follower on Reddit
1 kippot 2018-07-15
yeah im really following you, not replying to your comments to my comments
why are you so obsessed with me?
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-15
You just sent me 7 comments in like 5 minutes.
Uh huh
1 kippot 2018-07-15
were those replies to your comments?
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-15
Uh huh
1 kippot 2018-07-15
this is a special kind of esoteric mdegenerate "humor", right?
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-15
Uh huh
1 kippot 2018-07-15
one more pls
1 kippot 2018-07-15
i would never do such a thing, mdegenerate
1 jaja10 2018-07-15
Did a white kid bully you at school, champ?
1 kippot 2018-07-15
Lmao, like mayos could bully anyone
Also, gtfo mayotrash
1 shallowm 2018-07-15
What did you say exactly?
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-15
nice try, spez
1 shallowm 2018-07-15
Just link the removed comment and I'll removeddit it.
1 NaziCommie 2018-07-15
#breedthemout
with carbon monoxide
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
lol how can you get angry at mde for being racist but still make jokes like this, i swear some of you have zero self awareness
1 WarSanchez 2018-07-15
We make awful jokes some sexist, some racist, some self deprecating. Like 99% of the shit posted here is said in jest. This is comedy...
MDE and CA are full of bigots who also happen to make jokes which are racist.
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
haha my jokes are comedy but those guys i dont like jokes are 100% serious
1 WarSanchez 2018-07-15
There is no more doubt you suffer from a high chromosome count.
There is a difference between the two.
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
no but you dont get it! mine are obviously satire and those other guys just hate everyone and definitely arent joking because i dont like the jokes!
you sperging over mde is like ahs sperging over drama, hope this helps
1 WarSanchez 2018-07-15
You're the one throwing a tantrum because you cannot tell the difference lol. It's called context.
You're the poster child for Autism speaks. You have no clue on how communities function.
1 anubgek 2018-07-15
I think they do, but like the rest of these types, they have a vested interest in acting ignorant. Otherwise, how would they be able to project on everyone else?
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
fucking lol dude you get so angry over nothing
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-15
this coming from you make my sides hurt tbh π
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
ive legit never even been slightly angry at autists here lol why would anyone be its just shitposts
trump really did a number on some of the people here
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-15
People who think making fun of a 70yr old sperg on twatter is "derangement" are merely coping too hard π
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
anyone who is even slightly angry at trump is deranged because theyre gullible, hes at worst a brash old man doing the same shit as every other president
if youve ever gotten even slightly pissy at what he says then congrats on being a rube
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-15
see? The part of about coping too hard? I wasn't lying now was i? π
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
what am i coping with im still trying to figure out why people are actually this angry at trump lol
all presidents have been shit for like 30 years at least, now theres another one the same and youre all up in arms
1 WarSanchez 2018-07-15
He's so fragile. This Mayo is spoiled... π€’π€’π€’
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-15
He's so easy to milk, I have to stop myself sometimes.
1 ThiccChampa 2018-07-15
Racism is so funny.
Weird how the people who chimp out over nigger never get called fragile
1 MLK-Junior 2018-07-15
Forgiveness is not an occasional act; it is a constant attitude.
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
Salmonella time
1 shallowm 2018-07-15
["lol"-ing intensifies]
1 WarSanchez 2018-07-15
/u/captainpriapism IRL
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
nah man when i make jokes theyre jokes but those guys are BIGOTS because i have no self awareness and my judgment is clouded by rage over trumps election
1 DeprestedDevelopment 2018-07-15
Are you jacking yourself off as you type this unfunny tryhard bullshit?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-15
I hope he is. That's kinda hot tbh π©
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
yes
1 WarSanchez 2018-07-15
I voted third party cus I could careless. I make fun of SJWs and Dems. You are literally retarded.
Two scenarios:
A group of Jews reads Mein Kampf and make a joke about it not being wrong.
A group of Klans members reads Mein Kampf and make a "joke" about it not being wrong.
Do you see a difference?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-15
Let me help you out bb π
/u/captainpriapism
Now replace the word "retard".
1 WarSanchez 2018-07-15
Unfortunately step one is admitting he is retarded, and I don't think he has hit rock bottom yet...
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
lol how about a bunch of jews making fun of white people which ones that like
1 WarSanchez 2018-07-15
Are they jokes or are they bigoted "jokes" because the jews hate white people?
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
well im going to arbitrarily decide that theyre malicious because i can do that now apparently
1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-07-15
you literally started this comment chain
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
yeah because you guys still havent learnt that you do the exact same shit as mde but on topics you find acceptable
its funny, you try to offend people you dont like and then get really offended when they do it back to you
you think white jokes are funny, they think black jokes are funny
omg what a difference
1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-07-15
They arenβt joking tho π
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
nigga the entire point of this shit is to make people believe youre not kidding, what do you think the entire point of the white jokes are
its to get people who dont know any better in here to rant at you and tell you youre racist
well mde has done it to you, congrats
1 froibo 2018-07-15
You are doing a better job right now tbh
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
You nearly had me going for a minute but this proves your LARP once and for all
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
i still dont get exactly what people think im pretending tbh i keep getting told im all sorts of things
theres like a group of three people that came up with a dumb conspiracy about how im not really australian lol
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-15
He's also Australian
1 HUNTforREDcucktober 2018-07-15
Highly doubt it. I can smell the burger on him.
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2018-07-15
In going to have to ask you to leave.
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
N-now c-calm down buddy, just leave th-that table alone, we don't want any t-trouble
1 skidmarklicker 2018-07-15
HAHAH
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-07-15
White genocide is a noble cause, not a laughing matter.
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
haha see funny jokes unlike those other guys
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-07-15
Well the joke is about mass expected and encouraged miscegenation. So might take a few generations but I'm doing my part.
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
that shit just cringey though because youre probably white and if you arent then white women arent going to fuck you unless you rape them
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-07-15
Lol sorry no white chicks, or any chicks for that matter wanna jump your bones mate. I know for you women that want to get slammed is nothing you've experienced doesn't mean it didn't happen. That's reserved for sad weaklings like you.
1 Boring_normie 2018-07-15
You can't be racist against white people
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
thats the spirit! i get it, its a parody of dumb black people
1 Boring_normie 2018-07-15
Nigga you think I'm playin?
1 ThiccChampa 2018-07-15
Drop the a and put the er you want to say
1 kippot 2018-07-15
Sweaty....
1 KateUptonsCumback 2018-07-15
CAPTAIN TURN AROUND AND TAKE ME HOME
1 aqouta 2018-07-15
I prefer our current course of encouraging them to transition to infertile semi-women
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
#hashtagfails
1 WarSanchez 2018-07-15
Too lazy to look up how to fix it.
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
If it's not at the start of a line then you don't have to do anything at all...
1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-07-15
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/8z1up5/wow_what_a_good_idea/e2fkiv1/
WOKE
1 Frptwenty 2018-07-15
Why is this real?
1 UmmahSultan 2018-07-15
Trump is one of the worst political leaders of all time, but Democrats are required to keep the elections at about 50%. The best way to do this is to alienate voters.
1 Surfcasper 2018-07-15
except this is in the UK
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-07-15
Oh. Then probably inbreeding.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-07-15
Unironically this makes the most sense.
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
I'm trying to laugh at it but I can't help wondering
1 zkela 2018-07-15
it's satire
1 ThiccChampa 2018-07-15
Nope
1 zkela 2018-07-15
satire of Trump's call to ban Muslims from entering the country
1 VidiotGamer 2018-07-15
Which he never did.
Look, I am (literal) card carrying Democrat and have been for over 20 years. I am also over 40 years old and sick of this shit.
There was a list of countries established under the previous administration by congress which were deemed security risks. Trump proposed that people flying from those countries have a moratorium on their visa status until DHS could improve their security apparatus and vetting procedures.
Here's the thing, I don't like Donald Trump. I think he's literally a fucking retard, but you know what else I don't like? Insultingly being lied to and treated like I don't know how to open a newspaper.
And people wonder why everyone except for stupid kids with the attention span of gnats are giving the Democrats the middle finger these days.
How about this instead : Focus on labor issues and leave the "no spin zone" to Fox News.
1 zkela 2018-07-15
He absolutely campaigned on this. How short our memories are.
1 ThiccChampa 2018-07-15
Nope
1 Strictlybutters 2018-07-15
"Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on,"
Spin that twisty
1 IFuckedZoeQuinn 2018-07-15
Femoids π
Leftist femoids π€’ππ€’ππ€’
1 automatic_chuck 2018-07-15
Leftist MAYO femoids
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1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-07-15
There's only one rung lower on the social ladder......
1 automatic_chuck 2018-07-15
Which I am not. π
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-07-15
I heard otherwise.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-07-15
Who is the snitch?
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-07-15
I won't tell.
1 Boring_normie 2018-07-15
What about me?
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-07-15
Yes, you too. Don't feel left out.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-07-15
I gonna clip yo ass, cunt. Just wait!
1 automatic_chuck 2018-07-15
REEEEEEEEE
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-07-15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZQBp0iPJNU
Listen very closely to the lyrics of this song.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-07-15
no
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
Don't put yourself down like that, Ed
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-07-15
Of course someone of your ilk would know that anyone worth their salt can recognize a truly randomized alphanumeric sequence, eh?
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
Nothing even remotely random about my username, check your privilege.
1 kippot 2018-07-15
do you have some ironic gaymergayte quips to deliver?
1 IFuckedZoeQuinn 2018-07-15
All I can say is that GamerGate was basically Civil Rights Movement 2.0. Totalbiscuit could be likened to a modern Martin Luther King Jr.
1 why_are_we_god 2018-07-15
nigga you say that shit as a joke ... but some (((people))) prolly just got a propandha boner ... keep that shit on the downlow ...
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-07-15
That nose, also letting women vote is going to end western civilization
1 DistortedLines 2018-07-15
And there's nothing you can do to stop it lol
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
can pretty easily subjugate women dude
1 Assy-McGee 2018-07-15
incels who cant get laid like yourself prove otherwise
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
lol when did everyone turn into srdines, learn to take a joke
everyone else has to put up with your low effort bussy mayo shit the least you can do is sit there quietly when people make fun of women
1 Assy-McGee 2018-07-15
lol
S E E T H I N G
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
is this because youve gotten really angry at gamergate again lately or is it something different thats set you off this time
1 Assy-McGee 2018-07-15
projecting much?
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
nigga i can see your post history pretty easy what u trying to do here lol
keep up the good fight to keep those nasty reactionaries out of drama so you dont have to hear jokes that offend you though
1 Assy-McGee 2018-07-15
lol again
breh, just stop. a person doesn't need to be a Proust scholar to read you
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
if you could read me then you wouldnt have to resort to shit like claiming lol is a sign of anger though would you
because honestly thats pretty bad
1 Assy-McGee 2018-07-15
triggered again π€£
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
lol nah
1 Goatiusmaximus 2018-07-15
Compulsive, repetitive behavior. Let me guess - youβve got an asymmetrical face, with wide set eyes, a big ass forehead?
1 grungebot5000 2018-07-15
week
1 Assy-McGee 2018-07-15
not my best work admittedly, but captain autist is too dumb to understand anything other than memes
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-15
XDDDDDD
WHEN R/DRAMA TURN INTO SRD??? π‘π‘π‘
Lmao
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-07-15
you have to go back
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
yeah fyi its old and not actually funny but people put up with it because spergs, the least you could do is give others the same courtesy and not get rl angry over shitposts like a fag
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-07-15
OUTOUTOUT
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
i have seniority over you though maybe you should leave if you dont like it
drama is for centrists and cool people telling jokes not butthurt
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-15
πππππππππππππππππ
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
it is though, its just that the left wing contingent right now is a bit shit at making jokes
itll get better once people stop being so irrationally angry about trump and get their senses of humour back
1 ComedicSans 2018-07-15
DADDY TOTALLY ISN'T RETARDED
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-15
WAAAAAAAH TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
whats he done thats retarded though can you even tell me
1 ComedicSans 2018-07-15
If you honestly don't understand by now, nobody is capable of explaining it to you. Even his handpicked Secretary of State called him retarded, and the Secretary of State is, by definition, the most senior diplomat in the USA. Lmao.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-15
But he's suffering from TDS too so your point is invalid. Get rekt libcuck! #MAGA #Q
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
is this the equivalent of "are you kidding me" guy, are you doing this ironically
list a thing or two that isnt omg he did a twitter
1 ComedicSans 2018-07-15
Oh sweet Jesus.
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-07-15
Pay over 100 grand to fuck a mediocre porn star while his wife was in the hospital giving birth.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-15
Calls global warming a chchchccynese hoax.
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
this is definitely a real thing, no embellishment there no siree
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-07-15
He paid the money, they fucked. Which part is embellished galaxy brain?
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
he paid her to stfu because its easier, thats all you know
the rest is you trusting a hookers word lol
also she has nvixm brands so its probably just her lying
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-07-15
Ah, so in your alternative version is...daddy paid 100k and they didnt fuck. Wow you're right what a stable fucking genius. Art of the deal amirite.
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
yeah why would a rich lazy guy that doesnt care about 100k pay someone to shut up
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-07-15
Because it costs way less than 100k to fuck a hotter porn star.
Daddy=confirmed ree ree
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-15
ππππππππππππππππ
π΄π΄π΄
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
hey man thanks for backing me up with an example, appreciate it
1 DoubleDexter64 2018-07-15
Use centrist emojis pls
πππππππππππππππππππ
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-15
That is one of the more boring emojis tbh. I don't remember ever using that.
1 DoubleDexter64 2018-07-15
π
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-15
πππ
1 DoubleDexter64 2018-07-15
πππ
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-15
rood
1 DoubleDexter64 2018-07-15
Kiss me
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-07-15
you're the one getting hurt about bussy and mayocide jokes, but im the one who should leave?
literally 0% of the MDEgenerates are cool people
1 ComedicSans 2018-07-15
Try not to bully the mentally retarded over their mental retardation, please.
It's not /u/captainpriaprism's fault he was born that way.
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-07-15
maybe captain prolapse should have chosen to be born with less god damn chromosomes then
1 ComedicSans 2018-07-15
Tru.
1 loperetti 2018-07-15
Dont they have more?
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-07-15
so he should have been born with less, ie a regular amount.
Thanks for tuning in to biology 101 with /r/drama
1 better_bot 2018-07-15
>lol, beat women
>effort
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-07-15
The only thing you ever subjugated was your sperm into a Burger King napkin.
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
lol make sure to defend women dude fuck knows theyre too weak and shit to do it themselves
1 ComedicSans 2018-07-15
I don't think anyone believes you're capable, you give off that Elliot Rodger vibe. You'll end up running over a few dudes and have some weirdo anti-women manifesto in the back seat.
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
lol at how detailed a mental picture of me youve invented wholesale
what you should definitely do is think about me more and then imagine scenarios in which you totally beat me at something
maybe when youre in the shower next time
1 ComedicSans 2018-07-15
Lmao. I simply suggested you'd be a carbon copy of Elliot Rodger. I realise deductive reasoning isn't your strength, though. My bad.
1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2018-07-15
They have to go back
1 DumNerds 2018-07-15
whoah dude.....epic......just epic
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
lol ur rl angry about this
1 DumNerds 2018-07-15
ive......been owned.....
1 King-Achelexus 2018-07-15
So you're implying that we should Let Them In???
1 gnrlysrs 2018-07-15
If it really happens, they arenβt going without a fight. Thereβs gonna be a Stephen Paddock level shooting every day for the last 6 months of mayo.
1 comeatmehillary 2018-07-15
We can lynch soros should be a good starr
1 NaziCommie 2018-07-15
I don't see the downside
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-07-15
Yeah at this point we should start over
1 Penguin_Party12345 2018-07-15
But this time without any non-whites, so that way everything does crumple into a massive pile of shit.
1 grungebot5000 2018-07-15
without non-whites
the dreaded triple negative
1 Muffinmurdurer 2018-07-15
mayo people ruined the world fight me
1 cimarafa 2018-07-15
That facial structure leans more Italian, I would say.
1 BabyZiggles 2018-07-15
Looks like one of the good Iranians, or somewhere in the levant
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-07-15
>Good
>Iranian
Please pick one
1 ComedicSans 2018-07-15
Didn't you hear? The EU is the new enemy.
1 movielover2018 2018-07-15
He'll yea then we can back to middle East style patriarchy
1 parameciidae 2018-07-15
Women are always at the forefront, needing to drag the rest of civilization, kicking and screaming, into the future. Sorry, you had to find out this way. Also, let's see your nose.
1 UniverseInH 2018-07-15
I wonder what western civilization would look like if its creation had been left to women. Pretty sure we wouldn't have made it this far, the shit some feminists are coming up now with has nothing to do with reason and logic (and you make no apology for it, you actually think logic and reason are patriarchal). That's not gonna work if you want advances in science and technology so you can forget about contraception methods, for example. Fuck, I'm pretty sure you couldn't even have come up with waterproof mascara.
1 parameciidae 2018-07-15
Yawn. Sounds like something that might make me break a nail. Also, dabbling in that stuff would seriously cut down on my eating bonbons, reading romance novels, and gossiping time.
Women have important shit to do. Like taking to the streets to demand a solution to the mayo problem like the goddesses they are.
1 UniverseInH 2018-07-15
You if you want mayocide to happen, donβt take it to the streets, take it to the sheets.
1 parameciidae 2018-07-15
Taking to the streets is a distraction. Trust me, we've got other stuff planned and happening.
1 UniverseInH 2018-07-15
Weren't you supposed to be funny?
1 parameciidae 2018-07-15
"""funny"""
1 nmx179 2018-07-15
Does it involve making me a sandwich? If not, I don't care.
1 parameciidae 2018-07-15
ππ©π
Sure thing bby.
1 nmx179 2018-07-15
The absolute state of women
1 parameciidae 2018-07-15
ππ¦ Sorry, forgot the mayo.
1 grungebot5000 2018-07-15
what nerd downvotes this
1 parameciidae 2018-07-15
I dunno. I guess people aren't in the mood for my buffoonery. π€‘
1 kippot 2018-07-15
Mdegenerates is always the answer to these questions.
We need a solution to the MQ
1 grungebot5000 2018-07-15
dammit son you know that should have been MDQ
1 kippot 2018-07-15
that's my bad
1 shallowm 2018-07-15
He isn't making fun of her appearance (or maybe he is, but it's not his main point), he's insinuating that she's a Jewess.
1 parameciidae 2018-07-15
(((π)))
1 Boring_normie 2018-07-15
western "civilization"
1 jaja10 2018-07-15
this, fucking goats and throwing gays off buildings is the correct way forward
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-07-15
This but unironically. Inshallah
1 putdrugsinyourbutt69 2018-07-15
Man I petitioned to end womens suffrage for years
Glad to see another supporter
1 chumthescrubber 2018-07-15
What does the other sign say?
1 unarmed_black_male 2018-07-15
"PUSSY GRABS BACK", I think.
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
gross
1 Boring_normie 2018-07-15
Not that you have anything to worry about concerning pussy.
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
no i literally dont worry about it because no matter what i say or do women are still going to be attracted to me
because im great
1 flamingjoints 2018-07-15
I'm assuming you're just going with the sarcasm of guy above you, bit if not that's kind of sad
1 myshl0ng 2018-07-15
That mutt face lol
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-07-15
All three of them look better than the thots r/hottiesfortrump routinely upvotes.
1 pozzedshill 2018-07-15
Choose one.
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-07-15
Your comment makes zero sense
1 pozzedshill 2018-07-15
Denied.
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-07-15
These arenβt Yanks you fool.
1 pozzedshill 2018-07-15
I know you aren't claiming British women look better than... well... anything.
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-07-15
Yes, yes I am. They look better than most of what that sub upvotes.
1 pozzedshill 2018-07-15
British women? Ugh, why couldn't you have just been a homosexual.
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-07-15
I ask myself that question every night.
1 pozzedshill 2018-07-15
F
1 Putuna 2018-07-15
Your suggesting British women are good looking......
1 Boring_normie 2018-07-15
that blonde chick tho <3
1 pozzedshill 2018-07-15
Ah, yes. The patented British "neotenic adult baby-woman" face.
1 Boring_normie 2018-07-15
shut up shes a qt 3.14
1 pozzedshill 2018-07-15
I'd say she's a 5, honestly.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-07-15
tbf, idk if she even has eyebrows
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-07-15
All three of them look better than the thots r/hottiesfortrump routinely upvotes.
1 dramasexual 2018-07-15
I, for one, welcome the glorious matriachy.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-07-15
Can someone edit it to say ban all gamers?
1 Nopepole 2018-07-15
π
1 Sedai09 2018-07-15
You should feel bad.
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-07-15
Now you're just being redundant.
1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-07-15
https://imgur.com/M5tQxnu
my 3 minute effort
1 ComedicPause 2018-07-15
We live in a society
1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-07-15
They targeted gamers
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-07-15
Nice!
1 M27saw 2018-07-15
When will Veronica ever learn
1 krimpus 2018-07-15
After banning white men, who will protect the white femoids when they get banned π€π€π€π€
1 TransexualWiener 2018-07-15
leave them to get blacked and beaten by tyrone.
1 BonoboZilla 2018-07-15
Of course white women, the most privileged class on Earth would want to ban someone else. All mayos are trash though tbh
1 darkinard 2018-07-15
Why stop at men though. π€
1 pozzedshill 2018-07-15
Uh, no, ban white women. Sweety.
1 grungebot5000 2018-07-15
obviously weβre banning both
1 pozzedshill 2018-07-15
"we"
1 shallowm 2018-07-15
(((we)))
join the team, goy
1 pozzedshill 2018-07-15
I want to say at this point that /u/grungebot5000 is incredibly dull and unfunny
1 Electroyote 2018-07-15
Why dont we just close all of them in camps, then burn them in large ovens and mustsrd gas showers
1 zkela 2018-07-15
This is clearly satire.
1 Nopepole 2018-07-15
Mayos got aerodynamic facial features.
1 cycophuk 2018-07-15
Thatβs what jealousy looks like. Being a white man if fucking awesome.
1 le_epic_xd 2018-07-15
Mayo? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 BasedRubby 2018-07-15
get a look at that (((schnoz)))
1 jdom10 2018-07-15
This is actually disgusting. Iβm so ashamed of what our world has become.
1 SpacePanther17 2018-07-15
Iβm only three quarters white but most would probably assume Iβm full white when they see me. Am I safe?
1 ExilesReturn 2018-07-15
Depends, what do you mark for racial background on the US Census?
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-07-15
One Drop Rule. Mayos BTFO!
1 SpacePanther17 2018-07-15
B-but Iβm Jewish too!
1 BigPriceToupee 2018-07-15
some shitbag holding the sign. you can see the shitbag mayos blew eyes. too afraid to show his pale, acne scarred mayoface.
1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2018-07-15
MDEfugees OUT OUT OUT ππππ
1 DarthMagnus88 2018-07-15
well time to get to lootin
1 watermark02 2018-07-15
Would totally do the blonde, meh on the brunette, no to the one in the back.
1 cincilator 2018-07-15
you speak as if you got anychance with any of them
1 shallowm 2018-07-15
/r/drama posters don't need "chances".
1 watermark02 2018-07-15
lol
1 ifallalot 2018-07-15
They're going to feel so dumb in a few years when they're either married with kids to some white man or a single mother to a mulatto baby
1 PM_ME_UR_LUCID_DREAM 2018-07-15
Ban the Mayo mods on this sub and hand it over to Indians, Arabs & Africans!
1 eddiescew 2018-07-15
ha ha love the trolling
1 SmellyFarts123 2018-07-15
Sire fuck black dudes and get AIDS, and also kids with AIDS with no dad.
1 le_epic_xd 2018-07-15
?
1 PissFanatic 2018-07-15
White women create white men.
You need to fix the source of the problem not the outcome.
1 grungebot5000 2018-07-15
imagine having a discernable negative reaction to this
1 beingwhiteisaIright 2018-07-15
Well that's just sad.
1 Antimoney 2018-07-15
Ban white men, and then ban black women so it will be balanced.
1 AhmedPinkman 2018-07-15
Ban black m... Oh
1 Normie_account 2018-07-15
(((that))) chick thinks she can fool us with that god awful nose job.
1 cyberpunkforall 2018-07-15
3 hotties
1 MudkipsAreLife 2018-07-15
guess the new meta was too op
1 aqouta 2018-07-15
Daddy issues: the sign
1 Admins_Suck_Dick 2018-07-15
"Except if they're 6'5, handsome and rich. Then he gets anal on the first date."