136 2018-07-15 by Ade-lele
1 BussyShillBot 2018-07-15
I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.
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1 automatic_chuck 2018-07-15
heroin
One step closer to fentanyl and two to krokodil. Keep the good work, BSB!
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
This is clearly fiction because in the future we'll be measuring dollars in terms of bitscoins, not the other way around.
1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-15
Promoting anarchofascism for 5 years and counting.
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1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-07-15
Why does Elon always look like he just shit his pants?
Daddy Errol says mean things about his childhood to him everyday.
1 GreatnessPersonified 2018-07-15
Why is black guy so angered and why are his arms hanging past his knees?
That's just the Chad pose
1 uniqueguy263 2018-07-15
angered
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-15
Which one was calling people pedos for saving Thai kids?
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
man the world is endlessly entertaining right now what more could you ask for
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-15
Non retarded people in charge
that would make it less entertaining
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-07-15
Sorry sweaty, you boring mayos had your chance.
Now it's time for fun!
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-15
"Guys, I'm not the retarded one"
Then boy are you ever in the wrong subreddit
1 shallowm 2018-07-15
a
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-15
Anita and Ellen Pao? 😍💕
1 UmmahSultan 2018-07-15
No drama no drama fake drama you're the drama.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-07-15
You can see the love in their eyes .
1 reiniging24 2018-07-15
exponentially
There's that word again.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-07-15
Don't be so negative.
I didn't become a 30 year old virgin by being positive!
You shouldn't approach every issue 100% rationally.
I'm certainly not rational.
Well, at least you have reflexivity.
What a homeophobic thing to say. Reported.
shut up, nerd
1 MG87 2018-07-15
Mooch and Mooch's left hand?
1 whenweriiide 2018-07-15
Tbh that's a sick picture
1 wisty 2018-07-15
Gavrilo Princip and Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
1 rnjbond 2018-07-15
Elon and Trump
1 hyde9318 2018-07-15
Does Kanye think that if he dresses like Blade long enough that Marvel will cast him?
1 I-__ 2018-07-15
My favorite Elon pic.
Lmao
1 Sarakissa 2018-07-15
David & Ramona JOshua & Anna Emma&Emmy Wendy&Kim
1 watermark02 2018-07-15
I think we're looking at a future presidential ticket right here.
Sephiroth and Super Nova SMH that guy was such a drama queen
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-07-15
I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.
Outlines:
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1 automatic_chuck 2018-07-15
One step closer to fentanyl and two to krokodil. Keep the good work, BSB!
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
This is clearly fiction because in the future we'll be measuring dollars in terms of bitscoins, not the other way around.
1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-15
Promoting anarchofascism for 5 years and counting.
Snapshots:
I am a bot. (Info / Contact)
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-07-15
Why does Elon always look like he just shit his pants?
1 automatic_chuck 2018-07-15
Daddy Errol says mean things about his childhood to him everyday.
1 GreatnessPersonified 2018-07-15
Why is black guy so angered and why are his arms hanging past his knees?
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-07-15
That's just the Chad pose
1 uniqueguy263 2018-07-15
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-15
Which one was calling people pedos for saving Thai kids?
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
man the world is endlessly entertaining right now what more could you ask for
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-15
Non retarded people in charge
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
that would make it less entertaining
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-07-15
Sorry sweaty, you boring mayos had your chance.
Now it's time for fun!
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-15
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
Then boy are you ever in the wrong subreddit
1 shallowm 2018-07-15
a
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-15
Anita and Ellen Pao? 😍💕
1 UmmahSultan 2018-07-15
No drama no drama fake drama you're the drama.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-07-15
You can see the love in their eyes .
1 reiniging24 2018-07-15
There's that word again.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-07-15
Don't be so negative.
1 reiniging24 2018-07-15
I didn't become a 30 year old virgin by being positive!
1 zergling_Lester 2018-07-15
You shouldn't approach every issue 100% rationally.
1 reiniging24 2018-07-15
I'm certainly not rational.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-07-15
Well, at least you have reflexivity.
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
What a homeophobic thing to say. Reported.
1 shallowm 2018-07-15
shut up, nerd
1 MG87 2018-07-15
Mooch and Mooch's left hand?
1 whenweriiide 2018-07-15
Tbh that's a sick picture
1 wisty 2018-07-15
Gavrilo Princip and Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
1 rnjbond 2018-07-15
Elon and Trump
1 hyde9318 2018-07-15
Does Kanye think that if he dresses like Blade long enough that Marvel will cast him?
1 I-__ 2018-07-15
My favorite Elon pic.
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-15
Lmao
1 Sarakissa 2018-07-15
David & Ramona JOshua & Anna Emma&Emmy Wendy&Kim
1 watermark02 2018-07-15
I think we're looking at a future presidential ticket right here.
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
Sephiroth and Super Nova SMH that guy was such a drama queen