Elon Musk for r/Drama moderator
248 2018-07-15 by jko831
u/ElonMusk is a radical centrist (libertarian and socialist). He generates a lot of drama. He also trolls people on Twitter, just like fellow billionaire u/xNotch, who is also a r/Drama mod.
248 2018-07-15 by jko831
u/ElonMusk is a radical centrist (libertarian and socialist). He generates a lot of drama. He also trolls people on Twitter, just like fellow billionaire u/xNotch, who is also a r/Drama mod.
108 comments
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1 newcomer_ts 2018-07-15
Someone should tweet at him about this.
Technically, it's a promotion.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-07-15
Can he burn through a boat load of /r/drama VC?
1 ubuntutakeupthecuntu 2018-07-15
The drama kinda of boring tho tbh
1 SkaterMan 2018-07-15
A white man. Moderating r/drama.
🤢🤢🤢
1 Zozbot 2018-07-15
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1 Zozbot 2018-07-15
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1 whenweriiide 2018-07-15
GOOD point
1 ComedicSans 2018-07-15
We are all Elon Musk on this blessed day.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-07-15
Thanks Elon, very cool!
1 richmomz 2018-07-15
But he’s also an African-American.
1 jko831 2018-07-15
The richest one in the world, in fact.
1 miraoister 2018-07-15
Dayum, he got his hands on one helluva basketball!
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-07-15
Her name is Grimes, I know she's not that great in the face, but it's pretty rude to say she looks like a basketball.
1 miraoister 2018-07-15
Grimes? no! Im talking about the image of the brother above playing basketball!
1 DumNerds 2018-07-15
He gets a pass for canonically eating grimes’s ass
1 vir_pedohebephile 2018-07-15
Think so? Has either of them said something to that effect? I figured he'd be more of the DJ Khaled type.
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-07-15
/u/xnotch
1 AllahInValhallah 2018-07-15
He doesn't troll he just has mental breakdowns he'll do better in a Jordan Peterson subreddit tbh
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-15
Lolololol
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-07-15
Hey. Mental breakdowns count too. Don't be ableist.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-15
PLEEEEEEASE
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
elon musk fucking rules lol he makes all the usual fags really angry for no reason and it cracks me up
like if theres a sub we all make fun of its guaranteed to rage about elon musk constantly
hes like notch in that way
do you guys remember angrydm? he was like the original elon rager
1 DistortedLines 2018-07-15
God your comments are shit
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
lol has something set you off recently youre so aggressive in your posting now whereas you used to just make normal ones
are you getting irl worked up about politics? because thats dumb
1 22333444455555666666 2018-07-15
my nigga, the entire first page of your post history is you trying to defend Daddy, and they only go back "1 hour ago"
who is worked up my nigga
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
every one of my recent posts is a reply to someone who really hates elon musk or mde for some reason lol
you and the rest of the homos, obviously
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-07-15
Yes we are. Post bussy
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1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
Tell us more about how not mad you are
1 Strich-9 2018-07-15
what did you think about trump bending over for putin today
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
omg TREASON amirite lol
nothings going to happen except you crying and flailing around like usual
1 Strich-9 2018-07-15
he literally took putins side against america. Remember "america first"?
Turns out you guys were as stupid as we thought. He bowed to Putin like a weakling and offered up his own people instead of daring to say anything negative about the man he admires so much.
Even Fox News is freaking out about this. This is probably the worst act of anti-american behaviour a sitting president has ever committed.
GL spamming comments to as many defaults as possible but I dont' think that will save Trump from how bad this one is
1 Strich-9 2018-07-15
sounds like something a pedophile would say
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
lol youre back hi faggot
1 Strich-9 2018-07-15
I tune in occasionally to watch the meltdowns. After Elon called someone a pedophile and deleted it and now is embarassing all the people who get their worldview from reddit/youtube (like yourself) and looked up to him.
Similarly, daddy sold out his own country (which you don't live in). That's going to be a tough one! I'm excited to see what your stance is on him literally shitting on the US and giving Putin everything he wants
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-15
I love you bb 😍💞🦄
1 DistortedLines 2018-07-15
Likewise bb 💖💗
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-07-15
I dunno. We make fun of your people constantly, I got the impression you guys didn’t give a shit about him.
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
you try to but its not very effective
meanwhile you guys rant and rave about mde and whatever constantly
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-07-15
/u/lolyougotreallymad
1 Strich-9 2018-07-15
>I can't believe people don't like nazis!
- your entire post history
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
lol imagine being this unaware of whats happening 24/7
1 Strich-9 2018-07-15
You're right, you occasionaly defend Elon Musk too
1 le_epic_xd 2018-07-15
You're one of the worst retards on this page. That's quite an accomplishment
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
TBF I don't think Ed turned up yet
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
think about me more fag
1 Strich-9 2018-07-15
lol everybody hates your posts and thinks you're cringeworthy
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-15
lol at you trying to gauge public perception when youre still angry about 2014
1 Strich-9 2018-07-15
says the guy massively downvote and everyone is making fun of them, while he freaks out across reddit defending two indefensible actions
1 BonoboZilla 2018-07-15
He's basically my daddy. I'll hand over my bussy now
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
Better get a barge tattoo on that bussy, because daddy's gonna land his rocket!
1 apresnousledeluge 2018-07-15
Calls out journos a couple weeks back Today revelead he donated some $$$ to rethuglicans Suddenly hes the devil with /r/bestof posts on the frontpage about why we should hate him.
really makes you think
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-15
Dude he literally hates gays and wants a death camp for Mexicans
1 kippot 2018-07-15
Are you projecting rn?
1 Psyman2 2018-07-15
Don't make me like him.
1 ComedicSans 2018-07-15
The courts will, when the diver guy sues. Which he basically has to do now Elon doubled down on his bizarre accusation - every defamation lawyer on the planet would love to get their hands on Musk's deep pockets.
1 the_popcorn_pisser 2018-07-15
Blumpf has said way worse stuff about other people. Nothing will happen with Elon other than Reddit hivemind going from loving the guy to hating the guy.
Besides, it’s America, where money can pretty much decide the level of justice you get. Musk’s legal team is probably next to Apple’s when it comes to how much shot they can get away with.
1 ComedicSans 2018-07-15
Trump isn't ballsy enough to say "You're a paedophile".
Instead Trump would say: "Everybody says you're a paedophile. Is it true? I don't know, but everybody says it is. Everybody says".
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-07-15
I don't understand why celebrities can stay all the constant dumb shit they do on Twitter, but somehow this is where we draw the line, this is where legal action needs to take place.
Wut
1 ComedicSans 2018-07-15
Musk might have got away with the first one, but the "bet you $1 I'm right" invites a lawsuit. The alternative is tantamount to accepting it.
Plus every instance of defamation is actionable. The way Musk doubled down and called the dude out again screams "exemplary damages".
1 EddingtonDidNothingW 2018-07-15
Nah dude, cummies have been seething at Elon for a while now, he even has his very own enough X spam subreddit. It's just that their hate for him boils down to "reeeee he's rich and a bunch of nerds worship him reeee" and their only real arguments against him were him being anti-union and his companies not delivering on all the promises they were making. So it was somewhat harder for them to villanize him in the past, while now he has given them enough ammunition to keep reeeeing for at least a year.
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-07-15
Sorry sweatys, he's too successful to mod here. You have to be an unwashed manchild that only eats tendies to mod here.
1 jko831 2018-07-15
The average r/Drama moderator has a net worth of over $50 million.
1 Jackdom95 2018-07-15
hahaha math jokes
1 Redactor0 2018-07-15
Bring back Mathnet!
1 snallygaster 2018-07-15
More like he doesn't deserve the honor of modding here. 😡
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-07-15
What ever helps you sleep during the day, sweaty........because you no job and never leave the house
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
How dare you speak about our poor sweet cinnamon roll mods this way
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-07-15
Sweaty, we all saw the photos. The jig is up.
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
/u/xNotch at least can afford to pay somebody to wash him, so I don't think this holds up.
Notch, how many tendies do you think you could afford if you spent all your money on them at once?
1 xNotch 2018-07-15
Oh, millions, easily.
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
Do you ever get tired of people making jokes like this about your money and wish we would get some new material?
1 FearOfBees 2018-07-15
I didnt realize that was notchs real account wow
1 sevp 2018-07-15
Yeah he's even posted here a few times. Must be boring living in a big mansion alone.
1 ComedicSans 2018-07-15
Leave /u/xnotch alone. The day he abused his mod powers and defaced the subreddit was a great day. 😍 😍 😍
1 xNotch 2018-07-15
did.. did you ask the guy saying I was alone to leave me alone?
That's the best thing. I love it. Also thank you, that was nice of you to say. I'm very proud of that crazy hijinks. :)
1 ComedicSans 2018-07-15
You're my favourite meme billionaire; certainly better than Elon Musk. I'm not certain Trump is really a billionaire, but you're way better than him, too.
Slightly more seriously, being alone =/= being lonely. I'd hope you have some projects to keep yourself entertained.
1 xNotch 2018-07-15
My productivity has taken a back seat to my curiosity, but I am happier than ever. Thank you.
1 ComedicSans 2018-07-15
You're in a financial position where you can indulge your curiosity, I suppose. I can't really begrudge you that when you've already earned enough to last a lifetime.
What's currently of interest?
1 xNotch 2018-07-15
The ego and the nature of perception.
1 ComedicSans 2018-07-15
Conceptually? Or a bit of philosophical navel-gazing?
1 xNotch 2018-07-15
All of it? I never really thought about these things before, so it's kinda vast and intriguing and hard to define still.
1 ComedicSans 2018-07-15
You've tapped into the feeling that's fuelled a million scientists and philosophers and poets to approach the same thing from every angle, and yet never quite grasp it.
1 xNotch 2018-07-15
Yeah, I'm starting to realize that... I'm in the honeymoon phase now, I'm sure I'll go back to doing things later on. Maybe with more purpose, or at least a romantic feeling of purpose.
1 ComedicSans 2018-07-15
I don't think it's a wasteful endeavour, plenty of artists have created their magnum opus after considering that kind of question. It wouldn't surprise me if half of Phillip K Dick's works came out of lines of questioning like "Am I human? How would I really know?“ and then imagining the consequences.
Maybe you'll get inspired if you prod at the ideas for a while?
1 xNotch 2018-07-15
If I believe so.
I'll go be overwhelmed now.
1 ComedicSans 2018-07-15
Sounds like a plan. Enjoy being overwhelmed for a bit, it's one of those feelings that only comes about because we're just smart enough to notice the universe but not enough to understand it. It's the kissing cousin of wonder.
1 jacktritus 2018-07-15
I enjoyed reading this conversation. Thank you.
1 newcomer_ts 2018-07-15
So, is this a no to the idea of Elon becoming mod of /r/drama?
1 hoseja 2018-07-15
Lately I've been considering ego to just be an illusion evolved for better decision-making, like a Roman dictator. But there's still the entirety of Rome below, incomprehensibly complex, nebulously created and constantly shifting.
Also it's really weird how we haven't come up with better way of information transfer than speech/text.
1 xNotch 2018-07-15
Hey, don't knock words. There are many Layers to them.
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
https://i.imgur.com/oIQbt3V.gif
1 acct_118 2018-07-15
Sounds like you enjoy it though; considered doing an advanced degree on the subjects?
1 xNotch 2018-07-15
Inevitably.
1 life_is_painfull_ 2018-07-15
GIMME ME MONEY !!
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
You could at least show bussy first
1 Russiangreyman 2018-07-15
That's awesome. Alot of people think that just because you invested so much time and energy into a business or any serious money making venture that it should be part of you and your life forever. And in alot of cases this is true.
But I'm happy to see you took the Tom Anderson approach and decided to just do you and decided to "stop and smell the roses" and just enjoy doing what you want to do.
1 sevp 2018-07-15
Notch firstly I'm not a guy🙄. Secondly, I was joking and hope you're not offended 😥
1 xNotch 2018-07-15
Haha, I am not offended. I actually spent time rewording that message a few times for maximum fun, but decided to just gamble and go for "guy" because I couldn't find a gender neutral term that flowed as well and thought it was statistically likely you'd be a guy.
Sorry for misgendering you!
1 Zozbot 2018-07-15
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1 AnnArchist 2018-07-15
You should come fish lake of the woods mn sometime between Aug 2-6th w us
1 AnnArchist 2018-07-15
lol prolly not as boring as your moms basement
1 sevp 2018-07-15
That really hurt my feelings. Please delete your comment
1 tyddo 2018-07-15
Who would be a better candidate than an African American.
1 comeatmehillary 2018-07-15
Not in front of me I get mod first
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-07-15
D-don't worry space daddy! I'll let you put your mini-sub in MY cave instead! It's okay if it's a b-bit too big! My cave is stretchy!