Elon Musk for r/Drama moderator

248  2018-07-15 by jko831

u/ElonMusk is a radical centrist (libertarian and socialist). He generates a lot of drama. He also trolls people on Twitter, just like fellow billionaire u/xNotch, who is also a r/Drama mod.

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Someone should tweet at him about this.

Technically, it's a promotion.

Can he burn through a boat load of /r/drama VC?

The drama kinda of boring tho tbh

A white man. Moderating r/drama.

🤢🤢🤢

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GOOD point

We are all Elon Musk on this blessed day.

Thanks Elon, very cool!

But he’s also an African-American.

The richest one in the world, in fact.

Dayum, he got his hands on one helluva basketball!

Her name is Grimes, I know she's not that great in the face, but it's pretty rude to say she looks like a basketball.

Grimes? no! Im talking about the image of the brother above playing basketball!

He gets a pass for canonically eating grimes’s ass

Think so? Has either of them said something to that effect? I figured he'd be more of the DJ Khaled type.

He doesn't troll he just has mental breakdowns he'll do better in a Jordan Peterson subreddit tbh

Lolololol

Hey. Mental breakdowns count too. Don't be ableist.

PLEEEEEEASE

elon musk fucking rules lol he makes all the usual fags really angry for no reason and it cracks me up

like if theres a sub we all make fun of its guaranteed to rage about elon musk constantly

hes like notch in that way

do you guys remember angrydm? he was like the original elon rager

God your comments are shit

lol has something set you off recently youre so aggressive in your posting now whereas you used to just make normal ones

are you getting irl worked up about politics? because thats dumb

my nigga, the entire first page of your post history is you trying to defend Daddy, and they only go back "1 hour ago"

who is worked up my nigga

every one of my recent posts is a reply to someone who really hates elon musk or mde for some reason lol

who is worked up my nigga

you and the rest of the homos, obviously

Yes we are. Post bussy

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Tell us more about how not mad you are

what did you think about trump bending over for putin today

omg TREASON amirite lol

nothings going to happen except you crying and flailing around like usual

he literally took putins side against america. Remember "america first"?

Turns out you guys were as stupid as we thought. He bowed to Putin like a weakling and offered up his own people instead of daring to say anything negative about the man he admires so much.

Even Fox News is freaking out about this. This is probably the worst act of anti-american behaviour a sitting president has ever committed.

GL spamming comments to as many defaults as possible but I dont' think that will save Trump from how bad this one is

sounds like something a pedophile would say

lol youre back hi faggot

I tune in occasionally to watch the meltdowns. After Elon called someone a pedophile and deleted it and now is embarassing all the people who get their worldview from reddit/youtube (like yourself) and looked up to him.

Similarly, daddy sold out his own country (which you don't live in). That's going to be a tough one! I'm excited to see what your stance is on him literally shitting on the US and giving Putin everything he wants

I love you bb 😍💞🦄

Likewise bb 💖💗

I dunno. We make fun of your people constantly, I got the impression you guys didn’t give a shit about him.

you try to but its not very effective

meanwhile you guys rant and rave about mde and whatever constantly

>I can't believe people don't like nazis!

- your entire post history

lol imagine being this unaware of whats happening 24/7

You're right, you occasionaly defend Elon Musk too

You're one of the worst retards on this page. That's quite an accomplishment

TBF I don't think Ed turned up yet

think about me more fag

lol everybody hates your posts and thinks you're cringeworthy

lol at you trying to gauge public perception when youre still angry about 2014

says the guy massively downvote and everyone is making fun of them, while he freaks out across reddit defending two indefensible actions

He's basically my daddy. I'll hand over my bussy now

Better get a barge tattoo on that bussy, because daddy's gonna land his rocket!

Calls out journos a couple weeks back Today revelead he donated some $$$ to rethuglicans Suddenly hes the devil with /r/bestof posts on the frontpage about why we should hate him.

really makes you think

Dude he literally hates gays and wants a death camp for Mexicans

Are you projecting rn?

Don't make me like him.

who cares about twitter shitposts

The courts will, when the diver guy sues. Which he basically has to do now Elon doubled down on his bizarre accusation - every defamation lawyer on the planet would love to get their hands on Musk's deep pockets.

Blumpf has said way worse stuff about other people. Nothing will happen with Elon other than Reddit hivemind going from loving the guy to hating the guy.

Besides, it’s America, where money can pretty much decide the level of justice you get. Musk’s legal team is probably next to Apple’s when it comes to how much shot they can get away with.

Trump isn't ballsy enough to say "You're a paedophile".

Instead Trump would say: "Everybody says you're a paedophile. Is it true? I don't know, but everybody says it is. Everybody says".

I don't understand why celebrities can stay all the constant dumb shit they do on Twitter, but somehow this is where we draw the line, this is where legal action needs to take place.

Wut

Musk might have got away with the first one, but the "bet you $1 I'm right" invites a lawsuit. The alternative is tantamount to accepting it.

Plus every instance of defamation is actionable. The way Musk doubled down and called the dude out again screams "exemplary damages".

Nah dude, cummies have been seething at Elon for a while now, he even has his very own enough X spam subreddit. It's just that their hate for him boils down to "reeeee he's rich and a bunch of nerds worship him reeee" and their only real arguments against him were him being anti-union and his companies not delivering on all the promises they were making. So it was somewhat harder for them to villanize him in the past, while now he has given them enough ammunition to keep reeeeing for at least a year.

Sorry sweatys, he's too successful to mod here. You have to be an unwashed manchild that only eats tendies to mod here.

The average r/Drama moderator has a net worth of over $50 million.

hahaha math jokes

Bring back Mathnet!

More like he doesn't deserve the honor of modding here. 😡

What ever helps you sleep during the day, sweaty........because you no job and never leave the house

How dare you speak about our poor sweet cinnamon roll mods this way

Sweaty, we all saw the photos. The jig is up.

/u/xNotch at least can afford to pay somebody to wash him, so I don't think this holds up.

Notch, how many tendies do you think you could afford if you spent all your money on them at once?

Oh, millions, easily.

Do you ever get tired of people making jokes like this about your money and wish we would get some new material?

I didnt realize that was notchs real account wow

Yeah he's even posted here a few times. Must be boring living in a big mansion alone.

Leave /u/xnotch alone. The day he abused his mod powers and defaced the subreddit was a great day. 😍 😍 😍

did.. did you ask the guy saying I was alone to leave me alone?

That's the best thing. I love it. Also thank you, that was nice of you to say. I'm very proud of that crazy hijinks. :)

You're my favourite meme billionaire; certainly better than Elon Musk. I'm not certain Trump is really a billionaire, but you're way better than him, too.

Slightly more seriously, being alone =/= being lonely. I'd hope you have some projects to keep yourself entertained.

My productivity has taken a back seat to my curiosity, but I am happier than ever. Thank you.

You're in a financial position where you can indulge your curiosity, I suppose. I can't really begrudge you that when you've already earned enough to last a lifetime.

What's currently of interest?

The ego and the nature of perception.

Conceptually? Or a bit of philosophical navel-gazing?

All of it? I never really thought about these things before, so it's kinda vast and intriguing and hard to define still.

You've tapped into the feeling that's fuelled a million scientists and philosophers and poets to approach the same thing from every angle, and yet never quite grasp it.

Yeah, I'm starting to realize that... I'm in the honeymoon phase now, I'm sure I'll go back to doing things later on. Maybe with more purpose, or at least a romantic feeling of purpose.

I don't think it's a wasteful endeavour, plenty of artists have created their magnum opus after considering that kind of question. It wouldn't surprise me if half of Phillip K Dick's works came out of lines of questioning like "Am I human? How would I really know?“ and then imagining the consequences.

Maybe you'll get inspired if you prod at the ideas for a while?

If I believe so.

I'll go be overwhelmed now.

Sounds like a plan. Enjoy being overwhelmed for a bit, it's one of those feelings that only comes about because we're just smart enough to notice the universe but not enough to understand it. It's the kissing cousin of wonder.

I enjoyed reading this conversation. Thank you.

So, is this a no to the idea of Elon becoming mod of /r/drama?

Lately I've been considering ego to just be an illusion evolved for better decision-making, like a Roman dictator. But there's still the entirety of Rome below, incomprehensibly complex, nebulously created and constantly shifting.

Also it's really weird how we haven't come up with better way of information transfer than speech/text.

Hey, don't knock words. There are many Layers to them.

Also it's really weird how we haven't come up with better way of information transfer than speech/text.

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Sounds like you enjoy it though; considered doing an advanced degree on the subjects?

Inevitably.

GIMME ME MONEY !!

You could at least show bussy first

That's awesome. Alot of people think that just because you invested so much time and energy into a business or any serious money making venture that it should be part of you and your life forever. And in alot of cases this is true.

But I'm happy to see you took the Tom Anderson approach and decided to just do you and decided to "stop and smell the roses" and just enjoy doing what you want to do.

Notch firstly I'm not a guy🙄. Secondly, I was joking and hope you're not offended 😥

Haha, I am not offended. I actually spent time rewording that message a few times for maximum fun, but decided to just gamble and go for "guy" because I couldn't find a gender neutral term that flowed as well and thought it was statistically likely you'd be a guy.

Sorry for misgendering you!

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You should come fish lake of the woods mn sometime between Aug 2-6th w us

lol prolly not as boring as your moms basement

That really hurt my feelings. Please delete your comment

Who would be a better candidate than an African American.

Not in front of me I get mod first

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