LOLwhen Americants pretend that they have a single shit to give about "hardworking (insert Monroeland Banana Republic)-ans" except as a source of cheap labor, coffee and bananas.
We have money. we don't really need to do anything in particular. We just need to exist to fuck your whole shit up.
I am worth more on speculation (780+ credit score) than you will likely ever be if you lived two lifetimes. I make more than you and thanks to this system you desperately wish to destroy (but will never, ever have the strength to), I will always, ALWAYS have my proverbial boot on your neck.
I would tell you to eat my shit, but honestly, you've been doing it your whole life. You wouldn't be able to discern the taste anymore.
I can't tell if that was an incredible burn, or a super cringey dick waving, so I'm just going to call you autistic and say well done. Keep popping out more pasta.
Maduro needs the Mussolini treatment. He isn't relevant enough to get iced by Uncle Sam and there's no greater shame then getting lynched by a jeering crowd of your former subjects.
Plus the cognitive dissonance in Chapo would be amazing if Venezuela had a revolution and became a free market economy without foreign interference.
I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
Is this why I have found myself saying fuckin yikes all the time? I noticed it today during lunch when I noticed I forgot to put the mayonnaise on my peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I said "yikes" outloud, to myself. Then I realized I have been saying it a lot lately. Where the fuck did this come from? I need to get off reddit.
I totally agree. I own some iron crosses but thats still relevent. Idk where you could even ban an imperial german flag after german reunification in 1870
Chapo is a good breeding ground for drama. Of course we will use that place to find posts. The same way Chapo uses subs they hate to find stuff to posts. If you dont want to get bothered, stop being an idiot online.
Yeah, sucking the bosses cock is masculine! Makes you a real man to do everyone else's job for a shit wage. Unions and worker solidarity is girly, sucking up to the boss makes you a man!
Technically, my current Boss is a lady, and let me tell you, she's got balls of steel. Sucking her off is very masculine and in line with the mayosanthropic bussyatriachy of this sub.
Makes you a real man to do everyone else's job for a shit wage.
Oh boy, are you off the mark here.
Unions and worker solidarity is girly...
Wait, are you advocating for Unions? Do u/Ohmiglob and the other mods of the authoritarian murder fan club know, that you're a filthy free market shill, you capitalist swine? I can't blame you, earning a good income while causing only expenses for my clients, affordable healthcare, virtually free university, a month paid vacation, paid sick and parental leave, plenty successful and profitable businesses and globalized access to goods, services and information... the list goes on and on. (Social) market capitalism has been great to me too.
But then suddenly the government is the people's government, and the boss isn't a CEO but a chief economic planner. And then it's a-okay to suck him off.
Whose crying? I'm here to point out that your little right wing echo chamber isn't representative of anyone else outside your little bubble. You make posts in here about other people with different views as if they should care what you boneheaded ideologues think. I certainly don't. I just enjoy watching you defend your echo chamber and pretend it's not one. Spin your wheels idiots. Just a few more trades and daddy Elon will make you all rich!
This obviously is a right wing sub, it doesn't bother me at all that you disagree with my ideas. Your pathetic attempts to mock me don't do anything but make yourself look like boneheaded ideologues who post in your safe zone while accusing others of doing the same. Meanwhile, as you claim to be a free sub with no rules, left wingers wait 10 minutes to respond. Wouldn't want them mocking your stupid ideas that don't work for 99% of people in this country. By the way I thought the fail sons in WSB were hilarious, no one in there has any money, just a bunch of pathetic wannabes like in here. Temporarily embarrassed millionaires. Some day you'll get there! LMAO no you won't.
Meanwhile, as you claim to be a free sub with no rules, left wingers wait 10 minutes to respond.
That's because your posts are bad and getting downvoted. Ask the mods to set you as an approved submitter, so we can continue to read your posts and laugh, and downvote.
You are creating fake news, this meme shot right to the top. You can pretend people don't care all you want, you can get your single minded supports to upvote your comments and downvote mine all day, but yet, you change nothing. The public supports it. Enjoy your triggered state, you brought it on yourself. I'm laughing all day.
Honestly, I see /u/shoepidgeon as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what /u/shoepidgeon is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Eventually the professional class is totally destroyed and the last vestiges of labor having a decent life will be destroyed by the people at the top of the economic food chain. At that point people will vote to redistribute wealth and the owners won't be able to stop it anymore. Right now the outbursts of anger are errant and unfocused, wait until they're not.
Around 150-200 years is my guess. Socialism actually starts to make sense when you reach a certain level of technological advancement.
It won't be the sort of violent revolution that the likes of /u/ShoePidgeon jerks off to though, instead there will just be that an ever increasing amount of work being done by machines.
Property rights aren't needed to respect the sanctity of the individual in their body. Probably why the most outspoken property rights people want to tell women what they can do with their bodies. Because property rights are bullshit for the opulent minority and don't benefit most people.
From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs, asshole.
In a true Marxist society, I'd be sitting at home, watching Communist animes, and enjoying the leisure of shitting myself whenever I want. Whereas you'd be breaking your back every day, working down at the diaper factory to keep me talcumed and pampered.
I graduated HS that same year, I am the same age as you. My dad was an electrician, among other things. He always told me never to do that kind of work, he said it's brutal and it wrecks your body. My bachelor's wasn't enough. I am now studying web development at community college in hopes of getting something better. I worked part time in HS too. It was mainly just for money to spend with my friends snowboarding and stuff.
Retard with a bachelor's degree. Paying to learn web design in 2018.
No, I just wanted to gauge how retarded you were before responding. Wasn't sure if you were karl marx retarded or stalin retarded. I just had to make sure.
The funny part is that you all think the public agrees with you. As a socialist almost wins a major party nomination and the president is a bumbling reality TV star who spoke out against free trade and blamed immigrants for the job market. In your retarded mind that's a system that everyone likes, as it crumbles in front of your face. You really can't make this shit up.
You went to college and failed. I'm the same age as you. I dropped out of college and own my house. Some people are just retards and you should be their spokesperson.
Everyone in the United States is doing great. Nobody starves, everyone gets the care they need, and almost everyone has a place to live with running water and internet access.
You said you already went to college and somehow make an excuse as to why that didn't work out and now you think going back will somehow make a difference.
If college was free people like you would just leech off being students forever and not contribute anything to society.
I thought I'd be able to get a job, at least writing social media posts. Apparently I can't, I need something better so that I can contribute to society and have a family. The fact that you're discouraging that just shows that you're stupid.
you're just making excuses. I don't know what you got a bachelor's in, but "writing social media posts" isn't a degree. So you're just making excuses for why you can't get a job and taking the easy way out.
You realize some people don't find fulfillment in money right? Crazy thought. That's the real thing about you commie fucks. It's not about stopping the bourgeois. You wish you were the bourgeois. All your comments to me don't seem all that far from your internal struggle. Poor thing.
No, if we liked the rich we'd like capitalism. That's your mindset, not ours. We're just smart enough to see the chains that bind us, we don't pretend their good chains and lick the hand of the oppressor.
You're killing me over here with this shit lmao what chains? You realize I'm rather content with a decent job and a small 2 bedroom house? You realize I don't need to 'kill the rich' to be happy, right?
Literally all I'm getting from this thread is that I'm happy and you're jealous of that fact. Go take your prozac already.
I don't want to work 80 hours per week just to pay my bills because that's what my boss wants. Capitalists are all about freedom, but refuse to recognize capitalism has none of it except for those who have enough money. Meanwhile, the need for labor is declining every day. Robots already do welding.
Then don't? Literally I was working as a line cook and could pay my own rent, bills and take care of everything else working 40-50 hours a week in a 1 bedroom apartment. You don't have to do 80 hours of anything, genius.
Welding is growing at a slightly slower rate than average, but it's 6% vs 7%. Some difference. I'm unsure how the need for labor is declining every day when almost every labor based field is facing some form of growth over the next 10 years.
Do 20 hours a week first before you start complaining.
Or I suppose it's easier to accumulate useless degrees and cry about the capitalists instead of recognising it's your own short comings as to why youre a no job loser.
His dad was an electrician, and he is college educated. /u/shoepidgeon probably doesn't realize he is one of the ones that get the bullet when the "political revolution" happens. He lives his life thinking he is the underprivileged class, taken advantage of by the man, while he has more than enough freetime to argue with retards on /r/drama.
It's a good thing this "revolution" is never going to happen, for Mr. pidgeons sake.
Report any downvotes you get here to the mods. The only rule here is to not downvote the lolcows. We don’t want to hurt your fee fees and shut down drama production.
"We just want to laugh at people, it's not an echo chamber safe space for free markets" Yes it is and I enjoy mocking you because you all know it's 100% true and you just want to mock people who disagree with you and pretend it's representative of anyone else beyond your little bubble.
It should be noted that I’ve upvoted every single person who’s disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said. In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn’t do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they’d consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother’s boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He’s not particularly successful as an engineer, but I’ve met lots of other engineers who aren’t as good as me at physics, so I’m guessing that’s not just a result of him being bad at it. I’m also pretty good at engineering. I don’t have a degree, and other than physics I don’t have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I’ve come across. Every question of existentialism which I’ve seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven’t been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I’ve considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there’s no aspect of psychology which I don’t have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud’s theories. I’m a good enough writer that I’m writing a book and so far everybody who’s read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that’s not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I’ve heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it. I don’t know if that will suffice as evidence that I’m intelligent. I’m done with it, though, because I’d rather defend my maturity, since it’s what you’ve spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code. I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn’t just faking it, I’d even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self’s actions, it shouldn’t be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them. I don’t believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren’t harming others. I don’t have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don’t care what a person’s fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don’t have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that’s not really an impressive moral, but it’s unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone. I’m pretty much a pacifist. I’ve taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I’ll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don’t attack, I’ll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don’t fight back. I’ve therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I’m never in a situation where I’ll be worse off after a fight. If I’m not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don’t care. The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I’ll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I’d prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist. I don’t believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it’ll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit “women are crazy” circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don’t think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren’t awesome. That doesn’t mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don’t believe it’s fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything’s OK when it’s really not (and that’s a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I’m kind of tired of citing these examples and I’m guessing you’re getting tired of reading them, if you’ve even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I’m pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments). And, uh, I’m a pretty good moderator. All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
Protip: Saying idc and lol while at the same time being anally devstated enough to baw in your hugbox and reply to everything in this shit is counterproductive.
If you want to be part of the kewl kids klub, actually be part of the KKK.
"Except for the field organizers of strikes, who were pretty tough monkeys and devoted, most of the so-called Communists I met were middle-class, middle-aged people playing a game of dreams. I remember a woman in easy circumstances saying to another even more affluent: 'After the revolution even we will have more, won't we, dear?' Then there was another lover of proletarians who used to raise hell with Sunday picknickers on her property.
"I guess the trouble was that we didn't have any self-admitted proletarians. Everyone was a temporarily embarrassed capitalist. Maybe the Communists so closely questioned by the investigation committees were a danger to America, but the ones I knew—at least they claimed to be Communists—couldn't have disrupted a Sunday-school picnic. Besides they were too busy fighting among themselves."
Instead of talking about the revolution at a picnic at your house, you are circlejerking each other about it on a computer, over the internet, on a website that was all created thanks to evil capitalism.
He was talking about affluent types who liked communism because it was edgy. That's not me, I'm not affluent by any standard. I live in poverty. He was also talking about the WSB fail sons, basically idiots who think someday their ship is going to come in, it never will though. Just a few more Tesla trades and daddy Elon will make them enough to buy a Ferrari or Lambo and a corny watch.
Simply because you lack the intelligence to succeed in this system doesn't make it so for everyone else.
So instead of getting a job as a labourer or a cook and experiencing some hard day's work, your solution is to get the government to give you more money because you want to work in your cool tech career?
Even though you don't have the skills after completing 4 years of tertiary education. What did you do in that time?
Good luck with your boneheaded ideology with capitalism isn't delivering for the majority of people. What you're saying just proves people are expected to gain skillsets that not everyone can or will be good at or have a passion for. You just keep proving my points. Then you think anyone with a different view is hurt by your echo chamber of people who think like you. Like "Ha, made a post in r /drama, Checkmate commie!" as if we care one tiny bit.
Tell me, when the revolution comes do what factory do you plan on working in? Or do you plan on being a card-carrying party member who would never stoop to physical labor?
I've always loved turning a wrench, I've done landscaping work and construction too. I won't do physical work in capitalist America because your employer doesn't really have to compensate you for using up your body and not being able to enjoy retirement years. If workers owned production we'd have an equal share of what is produced, no more capitalist parasites to steal it. We don't need them.
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Lmao at the assertion that this shithole is in any way right-wing. Any post or comment that’s even remotely proposed as neutral on big T-daddy in particular is swamped in mere moments by the same four or five frothing-at-the-mouth retards accusing the poster of being from some Sam Hyde fan club or something retarded. I usually lurk this place but it’s gotten so bad and so clockwork that I’ve even started to recognize some of their usernames, which is lethally autistic, almost to the same extent as being a regular poster on /r/drama
Someone yesterday literally-ish said something along the lines of "/r/politics is bad BUT AT LEAST it isn't as bad as /r/thedonald", as if /r/politics can be defended in any way shape or form
LMAO at the assertion that this shithole is not right wing, literally every post downvote and upvote in this sub proves that wildly wrong. This sub is filled with a special type of pretending retards who think anyone else in the world can't see right through their echo chamber safespace.
Jack London engaged with capitalists and called some friend. He was also witty and enjoyed mocking retards no matter their political leanings, he would have loved r/drama. Having your ideology challenged is the key to growth, you're mad because this place isn't an echo chamber suited to you
London was part of the radical literary group "The Crowd" in San Francisco and a passionate advocate of unionization, socialism, and the rights of workers.
Yeah, hard pass. Edward Abbey spent his time out in the wilderness drinking, shooting and cursing immigrants.
My b, I meant to post this to the commie to show that Jack London engaged with capitalists and was friends with some. There's a bunch of his published letters proving it. He was also witty and enjoyed mocking people
Even Succdems admit capitalism is bad, they just want to reform it. You don't even find that on this sub. It's just far right libs and actual fascists.
Dude your on defense and you need to go on offense. Go find an MDefugee and clown it. When it complains tell it that in the communist utopia to come it will be executed.
Luckily I live in a non shithole country where this isnt true, but please tell me how turning my country into a Venezuela clone will increase my standard of living
Do you live in the USA? Because despite being the richest country in the world half the population can't get enough to pay their bills and have a reasonable standard of living. America is great if you own for a living and you're at the top of the economic food chain.
r/drama has a 10 minute clock for people they downvote. So free!
Ignoring the fact that this is a feature that is built into reddit, why is it that every person who says something like this unironically posts in the most heavily moderated subs on reddit?
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1 Deity_Of_War 2018-07-16
/u/RadComradeCompanero how does it feel knowing that Cuba is becoming more capitalist?
I hope Trump invades Venezuela, kills Maduro and free's those slaves from communist rule.
1 Neon_needles 2018-07-16
This but unironically.
Replace all communists here in the US with Venezuela refugees. It's a win win for all involved.
Hardworking Venezuelans became US citizens and eat, tankies get to go to their utopia and get gang-raped/ate by child street gangs.
1 IllustriousQuail 2018-07-16
I wish this was a reality show.
1 BigPriceToupee 2018-07-16
If wishes were fishes, you'd still live in your mama's basement and get off by sniffing her thrice-worn panties.
1 TheRobidog 2018-07-16
That's so oddly specific it almost has to be projection.
1 Fletch71011 2018-07-16
Someone tweet this at Trump so it can become a reality. We might have to paint a lot of the Venezuelans white though so Trump will take them.
1 Chicup 2018-07-16
Republicans love based Cubans, people who escape socialism tend to avoid it in the future.
1 BigPriceToupee 2018-07-16
LOLwhen Americants pretend that they have a single shit to give about "hardworking (insert Monroeland Banana Republic)-ans" except as a source of cheap labor, coffee and bananas.
1 keepittropical 2018-07-16
Reeeee commie uptopia #notrealsocialism
1 _narrows 2018-07-16
We have money. we don't really need to do anything in particular. We just need to exist to fuck your whole shit up.
I am worth more on speculation (780+ credit score) than you will likely ever be if you lived two lifetimes. I make more than you and thanks to this system you desperately wish to destroy (but will never, ever have the strength to), I will always, ALWAYS have my proverbial boot on your neck.
I would tell you to eat my shit, but honestly, you've been doing it your whole life. You wouldn't be able to discern the taste anymore.
1 alphetasauce 2018-07-16
I can't tell if that was an incredible burn, or a super cringey dick waving, so I'm just going to call you autistic and say well done. Keep popping out more pasta.
1 _narrows 2018-07-16
I just want pussy and cars
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-07-16
I would unironically support Daddy if he did this. He could hos the ensuing reality show "Trading Countries"
1 BigPriceToupee 2018-07-16
"free's"
LOL
I hope that you get a job as a copy-writer and literally cause the pauperization of millions by a poorly placed apostrophe.
1 jasos-2005 2018-07-16
I hope that you get a job
1 RadComradeCompanero 2018-07-16
Primero, ¿puedo chupar sus dedos de los pies? Segundo, I don't give a fuck?
Don't you have some like writing prompts about so lame shit to do?
I didn't even post in the thread ya linked dingus
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2018-07-16
Maduro needs the Mussolini treatment. He isn't relevant enough to get iced by Uncle Sam and there's no greater shame then getting lynched by a jeering crowd of your former subjects.
Plus the cognitive dissonance in Chapo would be amazing if Venezuela had a revolution and became a free market economy without foreign interference.
1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-16
I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
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1 Chronicopia420 2018-07-16
u/shoepidgeon makes me want to burn my USSR flag out of contempt for how soft Bernie bros are
1 saddertadder 2018-07-16
You own an ussr flag?
YIKES!!!
Imperial germany flag comfy af tho
1 nybbas 2018-07-16
Is this why I have found myself saying fuckin yikes all the time? I noticed it today during lunch when I noticed I forgot to put the mayonnaise on my peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I said "yikes" outloud, to myself. Then I realized I have been saying it a lot lately. Where the fuck did this come from? I need to get off reddit.
1 saddertadder 2018-07-16
I say it ironically because its like a middleschool tier or 90s way of expressing “omg”
Probably cuz drama users spam it
If you see it in a real sub like r gaming or some shit its laughable that someone would post it unironically
1 nybbas 2018-07-16
I've ironically started saying yikes ironically, unironically
1 saddertadder 2018-07-16
YIKES!!!
1 nybbas 2018-07-16
yikes :(
1 saddertadder 2018-07-16
ZOINKS!!!
1 TheLordHighExecu 2018-07-16
As a radical centrists, anyone who owns flags of dead countries is autistic
1 saddertadder 2018-07-16
I totally agree. I own some iron crosses but thats still relevent. Idk where you could even ban an imperial german flag after german reunification in 1870
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
LOL I must have really hurt your feels, you're stalking me on Reddit.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-07-16
Yet here you are. Who is stalking whom.
1 illyrie 2018-07-16
I think it's more that you make yourself an easy target with posts like that to cth.
1 Gtyyler 2018-07-16
Chapo is a good breeding ground for drama. Of course we will use that place to find posts. The same way Chapo uses subs they hate to find stuff to posts. If you dont want to get bothered, stop being an idiot online.
1 lifesbrink 2018-07-16
Love you, bae
1 DistortedLines 2018-07-16
Imagine crying about /r/drama on CTH lmao
1 Homer00025 2018-07-16
You don't see posts mocking free markets and capitalism here because, unlike you, they work and aren't retarded, Comrade.
If I were to be charitable I would point out though, that free market, like your masculinity, don't exist.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
Yeah, sucking the bosses cock is masculine! Makes you a real man to do everyone else's job for a shit wage. Unions and worker solidarity is girly, sucking up to the boss makes you a man!
1 Homer00025 2018-07-16
Technically, my current Boss is a lady, and let me tell you, she's got balls of steel. Sucking her off is very masculine and in line with the mayosanthropic bussyatriachy of this sub.
Oh boy, are you off the mark here.
Wait, are you advocating for Unions? Do u/Ohmiglob and the other mods of the authoritarian murder fan club know, that you're a filthy free market shill, you capitalist swine? I can't blame you, earning a good income while causing only expenses for my clients, affordable healthcare, virtually free university, a month paid vacation, paid sick and parental leave, plenty successful and profitable businesses and globalized access to goods, services and information... the list goes on and on. (Social) market capitalism has been great to me too.
1 Ultrashitposter 2018-07-16
But then suddenly the government is the people's government, and the boss isn't a CEO but a chief economic planner. And then it's a-okay to suck him off.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-07-16
1 SexyTaft 2018-07-16
/u/prince_kropotkin come get your man
1 Journey95 2018-07-16
Damm son, you sound mad
1 diggity_md 2018-07-16
tl;dr
Post bussy plz
1 shitpost953 2018-07-16
I hate you all
1 trapochaphouse 2018-07-16
/u/ShoePidgeon I thought you guys were supposed to be the dirtbag left? What a bunch of thin-skinned crybabies. You chapofags are Alton Lister to /r/drama's Shawn Kemp. Get dunked on by gamergate, bitch.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-07-16
good reference
1 douglas4321 2018-07-16
Easy there fella
1 trapochaphouse 2018-07-16
You MDEtards aren't any better; you guys are like Brad Daugherty. OUT OUT OUT.
1 Bigwooddeck 2018-07-16
He had career averages of 19 and 10 and led the Cavs to the conference finals. You could compare them to a much shittier player.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
Whose crying? I'm here to point out that your little right wing echo chamber isn't representative of anyone else outside your little bubble. You make posts in here about other people with different views as if they should care what you boneheaded ideologues think. I certainly don't. I just enjoy watching you defend your echo chamber and pretend it's not one. Spin your wheels idiots. Just a few more trades and daddy Elon will make you all rich!
1 2022022022 2018-07-16
Have a sook :'(
1 trapochaphouse 2018-07-16
Your crying.
1 swislock 2018-07-16
Dont be a fag about this
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
u mad bro?
1 swislock 2018-07-16
Yus shtap Bully me, I am in my extreme right safe space, you cnt bully me or daddy here
1 PizzaHoe696969 2018-07-16
1 Husbeast 2018-07-16
I don't know you, but you sound poor & that's gross to me.
1 xXsnip_ur_ballsXx 2018-07-16
How does a complete lack of self awareness feel like?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-16
Imagine unironically whiteknighting for r/drama lololol. The more people think this place is a shit hole the better tbh
1 lifesbrink 2018-07-16
K, Raj
1 DayyyTripper 2018-07-16
/u/Ed_ButteredToast vs /u/pitterpatterwater when?
1 lifesbrink 2018-07-16
The great Indian war of the century, folks!
1 vast_rape 2018-07-16
You're sounding more and more like your ass blasted nemesis Ivanka.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
This obviously is a right wing sub, it doesn't bother me at all that you disagree with my ideas. Your pathetic attempts to mock me don't do anything but make yourself look like boneheaded ideologues who post in your safe zone while accusing others of doing the same. Meanwhile, as you claim to be a free sub with no rules, left wingers wait 10 minutes to respond. Wouldn't want them mocking your stupid ideas that don't work for 99% of people in this country. By the way I thought the fail sons in WSB were hilarious, no one in there has any money, just a bunch of pathetic wannabes like in here. Temporarily embarrassed millionaires. Some day you'll get there! LMAO no you won't.
1 illyrie 2018-07-16
That's because your posts are bad and getting downvoted. Ask the mods to set you as an approved submitter, so we can continue to read your posts and laugh, and downvote.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
They get downvoted because of political ideology, you're not fooling anyone not even yourselves. You know it too.
1 Son-Wukonda 2018-07-16
You are creating fake news, this meme shot right to the top. You can pretend people don't care all you want, you can get your single minded supports to upvote your comments and downvote mine all day, but yet, you change nothing. The public supports it. Enjoy your triggered state, you brought it on yourself. I'm laughing all day.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
I triggered you folks into making posts about me. I'm a star around here.
1 Son-Wukonda 2018-07-16
Honestly, I see /u/shoepidgeon as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what /u/shoepidgeon is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon /u/shoepidgeon does it for me.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
You are weird as shit. I picture you as a tall skinny guy with a rusty old white van that says "free candy and puppies"
1 Son-Wukonda 2018-07-16
How dare you imply I'm skinny? Real queens have curves
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
Derp, da human body is da same as a factory or a jet aircraft! It's properteeeee, evrathing is! DERP. Sum1 get me an adult diaper!
1 Son-Wukonda 2018-07-16
Shut up faggot and give us that sweet sweet bussy
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
When the political revolution comes we're coming for the plastic ball sack on your truck.
1 Son-Wukonda 2018-07-16
As if I could afford a truck. I dare you to try and steal the COEXIST bumper sticker from my used Kia
1 nybbas 2018-07-16
Can you go into detail how the political revolution plays out?
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
Eventually the professional class is totally destroyed and the last vestiges of labor having a decent life will be destroyed by the people at the top of the economic food chain. At that point people will vote to redistribute wealth and the owners won't be able to stop it anymore. Right now the outbursts of anger are errant and unfocused, wait until they're not.
1 AquaNetwerk 2018-07-16
Looks like I'll be waiting another 1000 years
1 KittehDragoon 2018-07-16
Around 150-200 years is my guess. Socialism actually starts to make sense when you reach a certain level of technological advancement.
It won't be the sort of violent revolution that the likes of /u/ShoePidgeon jerks off to though, instead there will just be that an ever increasing amount of work being done by machines.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-07-16
Your body is property in a socialist country, idiot. After death, organs can be parsed out.
Being used as a sexual chew toy is how you’ll be useful, come the revolution.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
Property rights aren't needed to respect the sanctity of the individual in their body. Probably why the most outspoken property rights people want to tell women what they can do with their bodies. Because property rights are bullshit for the opulent minority and don't benefit most people.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-07-16
Well technically the state has the property rights.
There is no individual in socialism. You are an ant in a hive. Zero. Individual. Rights. It’s for the greater good.
1 LimonKopf 2018-07-16
From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs, asshole.
In a true Marxist society, I'd be sitting at home, watching Communist animes, and enjoying the leisure of shitting myself whenever I want. Whereas you'd be breaking your back every day, working down at the diaper factory to keep me talcumed and pampered.
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-16
what's wrong with marxist feminist dialectics you reactionary fuckwit
1 Psyman2 2018-07-16
...
Keep going
1 uniqueguy263 2018-07-16
You really don't know what sub you're on
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
I'm on a right wing echo chamber pretending it's not one.
1 EyeseeFN 2018-07-16
No, they get downvoted because you're retarded.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
Retarded according to right wing dipshits. Derp, librulizm is a mental disorder!
1 EyeseeFN 2018-07-16
Retard with a bachelor's degree. Paying to learn web design in 2018.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
You searched my account, I live inside your head.
1 EyeseeFN 2018-07-16
No, I just wanted to gauge how retarded you were before responding. Wasn't sure if you were karl marx retarded or stalin retarded. I just had to make sure.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
The funny part is that you all think the public agrees with you. As a socialist almost wins a major party nomination and the president is a bumbling reality TV star who spoke out against free trade and blamed immigrants for the job market. In your retarded mind that's a system that everyone likes, as it crumbles in front of your face. You really can't make this shit up.
1 EyeseeFN 2018-07-16
Imagine failing at life so you become a communist, because somehow it isn't your own fault. You cant make this shit up.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
Imagine almost everyone failing at life and blaming all of them instead of the system.
1 EyeseeFN 2018-07-16
You went to college and failed. I'm the same age as you. I dropped out of college and own my house. Some people are just retards and you should be their spokesperson.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
And you probably won't have a decent retirement either, and you probably have no money to speak of.
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-07-16
Or he could just have a trade job, and nothing you just said is true. Who knows.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
Since the median wage for trades sucks unless you live in flyover country you're probably wrong.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
Since the median wage for trades sucks unless you live in flyover country you're probably wrong.
1 tempTemp0001 2018-07-16
lmao
Everyone in the United States is doing great. Nobody starves, everyone gets the care they need, and almost everyone has a place to live with running water and internet access.
1 HypoFuckDigBeep69J 2018-07-16
If you honestly think a socialist person was ever elected or was about to get elected in the US, you don't know jack shit about your ideology.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
If you can't accept the facts that a socialist almost won a major primary, you're retarded.
1 HypoFuckDigBeep69J 2018-07-16
How did you get that from "you don't know shit about your ideology"?
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-07-16
Just keep voting for Bernie. He'll give you free college so you never have to do anything real in your life.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
So going to college to learn something like programming isn't doing something if it's free? How does that work?
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-07-16
You said you already went to college and somehow make an excuse as to why that didn't work out and now you think going back will somehow make a difference.
If college was free people like you would just leech off being students forever and not contribute anything to society.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
I thought I'd be able to get a job, at least writing social media posts. Apparently I can't, I need something better so that I can contribute to society and have a family. The fact that you're discouraging that just shows that you're stupid.
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-07-16
you're just making excuses. I don't know what you got a bachelor's in, but "writing social media posts" isn't a degree. So you're just making excuses for why you can't get a job and taking the easy way out.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
Taking the easy way out by trying to get a better job? I don't understand anything that you say.
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-07-16
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay... I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done. I just need a min-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No wonder you're a communist, you're fucking retarded.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
No wonder you're a capitalist, you're fucking retarded and probably have no money yourself. But keep telling yourself you'll be rich someday.
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-07-16
You realize some people don't find fulfillment in money right? Crazy thought. That's the real thing about you commie fucks. It's not about stopping the bourgeois. You wish you were the bourgeois. All your comments to me don't seem all that far from your internal struggle. Poor thing.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
No, if we liked the rich we'd like capitalism. That's your mindset, not ours. We're just smart enough to see the chains that bind us, we don't pretend their good chains and lick the hand of the oppressor.
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-07-16
You're killing me over here with this shit lmao what chains? You realize I'm rather content with a decent job and a small 2 bedroom house? You realize I don't need to 'kill the rich' to be happy, right?
Literally all I'm getting from this thread is that I'm happy and you're jealous of that fact. Go take your prozac already.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
I don't want to work 80 hours per week just to pay my bills because that's what my boss wants. Capitalists are all about freedom, but refuse to recognize capitalism has none of it except for those who have enough money. Meanwhile, the need for labor is declining every day. Robots already do welding.
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-07-16
Then don't? Literally I was working as a line cook and could pay my own rent, bills and take care of everything else working 40-50 hours a week in a 1 bedroom apartment. You don't have to do 80 hours of anything, genius.
https://www.bls.gov/ooh/production/welders-cutters-solderers-and-brazers.htm
Welding is growing at a slightly slower rate than average, but it's 6% vs 7%. Some difference. I'm unsure how the need for labor is declining every day when almost every labor based field is facing some form of growth over the next 10 years.
1 DayyyTripper 2018-07-16
Do 20 hours a week first before you start complaining.
Or I suppose it's easier to accumulate useless degrees and cry about the capitalists instead of recognising it's your own short comings as to why youre a no job loser.
So much exploitation of "labour" in web design!
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
So you expect everyone to be an engineer or work 80 hours per week when the need for labor is actually declining? You sound like a genius.
1 DayyyTripper 2018-07-16
Nope. I'm pointing out that you're complaining about something you've never experienced
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
You have no clue what you're talking about, like most of this echo chamber free market sub.
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-16
>Web development
Yikes. /u/shoepidgen Just learn rust.
1 HINDBRAIN 2018-07-16
IT HAS 0 COST ABSTRACTIONS MOVE SEMANTICS FEARLESS CONCURRENCY AND...
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-16
Honestly it's the only moral choice.
1 nybbas 2018-07-16
His dad was an electrician, and he is college educated. /u/shoepidgeon probably doesn't realize he is one of the ones that get the bullet when the "political revolution" happens. He lives his life thinking he is the underprivileged class, taken advantage of by the man, while he has more than enough freetime to argue with retards on /r/drama.
It's a good thing this "revolution" is never going to happen, for Mr. pidgeons sake.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
Don't worry, it will happen. The capitalist class can never have enough, they'll try to get what little you probably have too.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-07-16
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
Only in the context of idiots who love capitalism but have no money themselves.
1 HypoFuckDigBeep69J 2018-07-16
So you're ok with people calling black ICE agents 'niggers'?
Poor person supports capitalism --- Fucking Pooroid
Black person supports oppression --- Fucking Negroid
Makes sense actually
1 MLK-Junior 2018-07-16
Faith is taking the first step even when you don’t see the whole staircase.
1 MelanoidNation 2018-07-16
lol
From one electrician to another, your old man is a mug.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-07-16
Seriously, that makes my heart hurt. Possibly the most dead-end job in all of tech.
1 gumble212 2018-07-16
The Chapo working class suffers so hard... 😭😭
1 Journey95 2018-07-16
Leftist cunts are clearly better am I right?
1 jerkedpickle 2018-07-16
Report any downvotes you get here to the mods. The only rule here is to not downvote the lolcows. We don’t want to hurt your fee fees and shut down drama production.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
"We just want to laugh at people, it's not an echo chamber safe space for free markets" Yes it is and I enjoy mocking you because you all know it's 100% true and you just want to mock people who disagree with you and pretend it's representative of anyone else beyond your little bubble.
1 dramasexual 2018-07-16
It should be noted that I’ve upvoted every single person who’s disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said. In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn’t do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they’d consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother’s boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He’s not particularly successful as an engineer, but I’ve met lots of other engineers who aren’t as good as me at physics, so I’m guessing that’s not just a result of him being bad at it. I’m also pretty good at engineering. I don’t have a degree, and other than physics I don’t have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I’ve come across. Every question of existentialism which I’ve seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven’t been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I’ve considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there’s no aspect of psychology which I don’t have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud’s theories. I’m a good enough writer that I’m writing a book and so far everybody who’s read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that’s not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I’ve heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it. I don’t know if that will suffice as evidence that I’m intelligent. I’m done with it, though, because I’d rather defend my maturity, since it’s what you’ve spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code. I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn’t just faking it, I’d even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self’s actions, it shouldn’t be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them. I don’t believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren’t harming others. I don’t have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don’t care what a person’s fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don’t have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that’s not really an impressive moral, but it’s unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone. I’m pretty much a pacifist. I’ve taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I’ll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don’t attack, I’ll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don’t fight back. I’ve therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I’m never in a situation where I’ll be worse off after a fight. If I’m not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don’t care. The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I’ll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I’d prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist. I don’t believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it’ll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit “women are crazy” circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don’t think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren’t awesome. That doesn’t mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don’t believe it’s fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything’s OK when it’s really not (and that’s a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I’m kind of tired of citing these examples and I’m guessing you’re getting tired of reading them, if you’ve even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I’m pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments). And, uh, I’m a pretty good moderator. All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
1 jerkedpickle 2018-07-16
You sound a lot like a rapefugee from MDE. Just replace free markets with ess-jay-dubyas and its a perfect fit
1 keepittropical 2018-07-16
Got a genuine extra chromosome havin retard here folks. I repeat real retard is on the loose here. Do not down vote the exceptionally retarded lolvow.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-07-16
Guys. Do. Not. Downvote. The. Lolcow.
AllMentalIllnessesMatter. And that includes delusional chapos
1 LedinToke 2018-07-16
imagine downvoting people in /r/Drama
1 genericunimportant 2018-07-16
New snappy quote?
1 EyeseeFN 2018-07-16
It has potential
1 HailSanta2512 2018-07-16
💖💖💖
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
lol Coming from the sub aggravated enough to post about other users! The irony is delicious.
1 HailSanta2512 2018-07-16
😴😴😴
1 aef823 2018-07-16
Protip: Saying idc and lol while at the same time being anally devstated enough to baw in your hugbox and reply to everything in this shit is counterproductive.
If you want to be part of the kewl kids klub, actually be part of the KKK.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
I think it's funny to reply, because people don't expect to be challenged, and when they are it turns out they're stupid fucks.
1 aef823 2018-07-16
Thanks for proving me right tardfag.
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-07-16
people come to reddit every day to bicker about food, movies, religion, sports, etc. what the fuck are you even talking about
1 jasos-2005 2018-07-16
We literally do expect to be challenged, that's the whole point of the sub.
1 sooth_ 2018-07-16
tl;dr
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
Fair enough.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-07-16
Please, you are a very welcome lolcow.
1 DistortedLines 2018-07-16
PLEASE MODS MAKE IT A SNAPPY QUOTE
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-07-16
/u/lightumbra your people need you bby
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-16
Sure
1 Chronicopia420 2018-07-16
Yeah but imagine unironically promoting the DSA Bernie bro
1 -4x- 2018-07-16
Shut up and huff that Zyklon-B.
1 mud074 2018-07-16
I actually thought this was a pasta until I read the replies.
1 Howshpup 2018-07-16
Same. I thought they replies just took the bait. Little did I know.
1 Fletch71011 2018-07-16
We have the richest mod team on Reddit by a large margin. How dare you call us poor!
1 nybbas 2018-07-16
Did you know the temporary embarrassed millionaires is part of a quote making fun of communist morons?
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
No it's actually not, it was paraphrased from Steinbeck who was a socialist.
1 nybbas 2018-07-16
But it was. He was pretty much talking about you.
"Except for the field organizers of strikes, who were pretty tough monkeys and devoted, most of the so-called Communists I met were middle-class, middle-aged people playing a game of dreams. I remember a woman in easy circumstances saying to another even more affluent: 'After the revolution even we will have more, won't we, dear?' Then there was another lover of proletarians who used to raise hell with Sunday picknickers on her property. "I guess the trouble was that we didn't have any self-admitted proletarians. Everyone was a temporarily embarrassed capitalist. Maybe the Communists so closely questioned by the investigation committees were a danger to America, but the ones I knew—at least they claimed to be Communists—couldn't have disrupted a Sunday-school picnic. Besides they were too busy fighting among themselves."
Instead of talking about the revolution at a picnic at your house, you are circlejerking each other about it on a computer, over the internet, on a website that was all created thanks to evil capitalism.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
He was talking about affluent types who liked communism because it was edgy. That's not me, I'm not affluent by any standard. I live in poverty. He was also talking about the WSB fail sons, basically idiots who think someday their ship is going to come in, it never will though. Just a few more Tesla trades and daddy Elon will make them enough to buy a Ferrari or Lambo and a corny watch.
1 Cletus_Van_Dam 2018-07-16
You can afford college but you live in poverty? You don’t know what poverty is you spoiled faggot
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
I'm getting a government grant because I'm unemployed and broke. It's called WIOA. My Bachelor's I paid for out of pocket.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-07-16
Bruh
1 DayyyTripper 2018-07-16
You live in poverty but literally are getting paid to study.
Can anyone define delusion for me?
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
That doesn't speak to anything about whether capitalism works well for most people or not.
1 DayyyTripper 2018-07-16
Simply because you lack the intelligence to succeed in this system doesn't make it so for everyone else.
So instead of getting a job as a labourer or a cook and experiencing some hard day's work, your solution is to get the government to give you more money because you want to work in your cool tech career?
Even though you don't have the skills after completing 4 years of tertiary education. What did you do in that time?
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
Good luck with your boneheaded ideology with capitalism isn't delivering for the majority of people. What you're saying just proves people are expected to gain skillsets that not everyone can or will be good at or have a passion for. You just keep proving my points. Then you think anyone with a different view is hurt by your echo chamber of people who think like you. Like "Ha, made a post in r /drama, Checkmate commie!" as if we care one tiny bit.
1 Cletus_Van_Dam 2018-07-16
Yet you keep posting
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-07-16
Imagine having a bachelor's degree and living in poverty.
1 Pol_Pots_Crockpot 2018-07-16
Tell me, when the revolution comes do what factory do you plan on working in? Or do you plan on being a card-carrying party member who would never stoop to physical labor?
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
I've always loved turning a wrench, I've done landscaping work and construction too. I won't do physical work in capitalist America because your employer doesn't really have to compensate you for using up your body and not being able to enjoy retirement years. If workers owned production we'd have an equal share of what is produced, no more capitalist parasites to steal it. We don't need them.
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-07-16
TFW so far left, everyone that doesn't subscribe to your pathetic idealogy is "right wing".
Welcome to the middle, fuccboi
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
The "middle" in America is just the right that likes gays and abortion rights.
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-07-16
So you're a eurofag, got it.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-07-16
He ain't a Eurofag, he's taking WIOA
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-07-16
Oh then he's just deluded. Got it.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
You spelled capitalist wrong.
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-07-16
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sounds of the Forcible Removal ChopperTM
1 yourdeadwife 2018-07-16
Snappy come get your new quote
1 2022022022 2018-07-16
>"it doesn't bother me at all that you disagree with my ideas"
>posts twenty times in /r/Drama thread crying about right wingers
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
More like mocking you relentlessly because you are the proper objects of ridicule.
1 2022022022 2018-07-16
Wow you really showed us random people on the internet how little you care
1 PizzaHoe696969 2018-07-16
dumbfuck Americans have cruelly raped what liberalism even means. eat a fucking big Mac bitch.
1 Ivanow 2018-07-16
It's still better than Communism, which wouldn't work for 100% of people.
1 shitpost953 2018-07-16
I hate all of you equally. Is this what centrism feels like?
1 genericunimportant 2018-07-16
Having a strong feeling either way is still not centrist enough
1 woetotheconquered 2018-07-16
They say centrism and misanthropy are two side of the same coin.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-07-16
FTFY
1 DistortedLines 2018-07-16
Yea
1 Zeriell 2018-07-16
Only if your hatred is purely based on the calculation that it can win you elections, and you don't really care either way.
1 saddertadder 2018-07-16
Wow so edgy loser. Pick a side you fucking fence sitter
1 PizzaHoe696969 2018-07-16
KILL THE MODERATES KILL THE MODERATES
1 Kat_B0T 2018-07-16
1 OpeningMirror 2018-07-16
Holy shit, name a worse sub.
1 9777 2018-07-16
/r/SubredditDrama
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-16
/r/drama
1 KittehDragoon 2018-07-16
This but unironically
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-16
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1 AlwaysFeral 2018-07-16
There's never been any El Chapo stuff whenever I go there either.
1 DiggerNick315 2018-07-16
Lmao at the assertion that this shithole is in any way right-wing. Any post or comment that’s even remotely proposed as neutral on big T-daddy in particular is swamped in mere moments by the same four or five frothing-at-the-mouth retards accusing the poster of being from some Sam Hyde fan club or something retarded. I usually lurk this place but it’s gotten so bad and so clockwork that I’ve even started to recognize some of their usernames, which is lethally autistic, almost to the same extent as being a regular poster on /r/drama
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-07-16
Yeh some conservatard things go by but usually the leftards keep watch for anything remotely praising daddy.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-07-16
So you are saying that /r/Drama is right-wing proper adamantly opposed to the alt-right?
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-07-16
Naw honestly I’m conservative and think the place tilts a bit left. Which means it’s probably close to center proper.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2018-07-16
I'm boiled-bland liberal and I thought this place tilts right
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-16
and you got my chocolate in your peanut butter
1 TheLordHighExecu 2018-07-16
Haha le Family MAN
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-16
that joke is from like the 80s you shithead millennial fuck
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-07-16
Guys, we're all radical centrists here.
1 moondoggy101 2018-07-16
It will make fun of both sides but if you defend trump or something you are gonna get your won thread with people mocking you like 5 minutes later.
You need to be on pizzashill's level to get your own thread if you are a liberal.
1 saddertadder 2018-07-16
Sup faggot get mad
Now get nice and comfy after I blast your bussy and we cuddle and listen to sweet daddy rush limbaughs podcast
1 DiggerNick315 2018-07-16
I have a boyfriend please stop messaging me
1 nybbas 2018-07-16
Someone yesterday literally-ish said something along the lines of "/r/politics is bad BUT AT LEAST it isn't as bad as /r/thedonald", as if /r/politics can be defended in any way shape or form
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
LMAO at the assertion that this shithole is not right wing, literally every post downvote and upvote in this sub proves that wildly wrong. This sub is filled with a special type of pretending retards who think anyone else in the world can't see right through their echo chamber safespace.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-07-16
They should just rename that sub /r/hot_topic and call it a day.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-07-16
Wtf, mods. The morons here always downvote lolcows. Why do you hate lolcows ?!
1 pepperouchau 2018-07-16
I think that's a sitewide feature
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-07-16
Wtf, admins. The morons here always downvote lolcows. Why do you hate lolcows ?!
1 LedinToke 2018-07-16
the mods should ban everyone that downvotes in this sub tbh, would cull the herd
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-07-16
This but unironically.
1 Awayfone 2018-07-16
r/ShoePidgeon , how dare you. No one likes mods
1 newcomer_ts 2018-07-16
This is not just evidence of how weak-minded people are but also, the degree of raw conformism waiting to be harvested.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-07-16
/u/ShoePidgeon, what would Edward Abbey think of your pussitude?
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
What would Jack London think of yours? Suck up to the man! Waste your life!
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-07-16
I won't read jack London because of his last name. I don't hold well with foreign authors.
1 charming_tainter 2018-07-16
Jack London engaged with capitalists and called some friend. He was also witty and enjoyed mocking retards no matter their political leanings, he would have loved r/drama. Having your ideology challenged is the key to growth, you're mad because this place isn't an echo chamber suited to you
1 charming_tainter 2018-07-16
Have you read much Jack London? If Jack London were alive he would post in r/drama and rain bussy down upon thee
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-07-16
Yeah, hard pass. Edward Abbey spent his time out in the wilderness drinking, shooting and cursing immigrants.
1 charming_tainter 2018-07-16
My b, I meant to post this to the commie to show that Jack London engaged with capitalists and was friends with some. There's a bunch of his published letters proving it. He was also witty and enjoyed mocking people
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-07-16
Ain't no Thang bby
1 charming_tainter 2018-07-16
😊😍😘
1 King_Drumpf 2018-07-16
Drama is radical alt centrist, get it right.
1 CrumbsofPiety 2018-07-16
As official leader of the Alt-Right, I can say with some certainty that /r/Drama is the only radical centrist subreddit.
1 krimpus 2018-07-16
Don't support tankies? Without a doubt a right-wing sub. lol i fucking hate politics on reddit.
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
Even Succdems admit capitalism is bad, they just want to reform it. You don't even find that on this sub. It's just far right libs and actual fascists.
1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2018-07-16
Dude your on defense and you need to go on offense. Go find an MDefugee and clown it. When it complains tell it that in the communist utopia to come it will be executed.
1 Bronafide 2018-07-16
/u/shoepidgeon we may be be retarded, but not retarded enough to believe in communism
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
Retarded enough to make money for other people, not have enough for yourself, and call it a good system.
1 Bronafide 2018-07-16
Luckily I live in a non shithole country where this isnt true, but please tell me how turning my country into a Venezuela clone will increase my standard of living
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
Do you live in the USA? Because despite being the richest country in the world half the population can't get enough to pay their bills and have a reasonable standard of living. America is great if you own for a living and you're at the top of the economic food chain.
1 Bronafide 2018-07-16
I said non shithole country
1 ShoePidgeon 2018-07-16
Fair enough.
1 OnionBits 2018-07-16
I live in the USA and WE FREE NIGGA. I don't want to live in no Venuzula or Chyna or USSR. There aint been a good commie country nigga, shit stanks!
1 aqouta 2018-07-16
I make so much money for myself.
1 GenitalGesticulation 2018-07-16
Ignoring the fact that this is a feature that is built into reddit, why is it that every person who says something like this unironically posts in the most heavily moderated subs on reddit?
1 saint2e 2018-07-16
It feels so dirty to be defended by /r/ChapoTrapHouse
1 MidnightTide 2018-07-16
See this is why I like /r/drama, there is little bias towards the left or the right. It is a clusterfuck free for all.
1 k0bra3eak 2018-07-16
No political leanings, just weaponised autism
1 avistel 2018-07-16
Thank fuck for the fact any decently implemented social democracy more or less neuters these losers and their Dianetics-tier political philosophy