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Inshallah

Do not stand at my grave and weep

I am not there.

I do not sleep.

I am a thousand winds that blow.

I am the diamond glints on snow.

I am the sunlight on ripened grain.

I am the gentle autumn’s rain.

When you awaken in the morning’s hush,

I am the swift uplifting rush

Of quiet birds in circled flight.

I am the soft stars that shine at night.

Do not stand at my grave and cry;

I am not there.

I did not die.

• Sam Hyde

I love Summoning's Earthshine that includes parts of this (and the rest is from another poem by some 18th century woman).

How to subvert the MDEgenerate threat.

1) ban new posters for 3 months.

2) ban accounts less than 3 months old.

3) ban all self-improvement talk.

4) women may only interact with muslims and black men.

5) all users must have a job.

6) Porn in the sidebar and side images. small titty, 2d, and asian will be especially helpful.

7) no users may have bad beards or small, weak arms.

8) users must have had sex with at least one person in their lifetime.

9) absolutely no references to hillary clinton

10) autoban instances of "bug"

This, but also make no exceptions for when people use the word in other instances that may be unrelated to the mde definition of the word

ಠ_ಠ

8 disqualifies you though

Tell your mom she shouldn't keep secrets from you :]

Keep your paws off my mom you incel bozo

Can't be an incel if I made your little sister :3

all users must have a job

Collecting NEETbux is a job, right? If you spend 24 hours/day in your basement just to prove to the SSA that you can't function, that's actually 120hrs/week. It's three full-time jobs. Sorry to interrupt, but I just don't want half our subscribers to get banned.

Must have a job

Look no need to rub it in

Does student employment count?

i think you know it doesn't

7) no users may have bad beards or small, weak arms.

might as well say "no chapo either", it's more succint

hell naw

No fair! I've decided to join the Daddy Defense Force and I want my new MDE pals to feel welcome.

You have to go back

To where? I've always been here fella

6) porn in the sidebar and side images. small titty, 2d, and asian will be especially helpful.

Don't forget yiff!

If MDE is banned this will turn into a default 18+ sub for a little while. You will be able to post any porn you want as long as it's legal and curbs the MDE menace.

If by "any porn" you mean bussy and feminine penis, I'm in.

Including dino 🦖 porn?

Degenerate

Do not kinkshame

Rawwwr

of course!

Nice, I am prepping the shota on male collection.

Im ready to fight snally

I'm ready to fight anally. If /r/Drama goes 18+, I promise that a new Astolfo post will appear on this subreddit every day.

💪

I will spam this with loli hentai, just so you know.

giving a shit about facebook.

lol it's pathetic

https://i.imgur.com/YpnTIFb.gifv

🎺🎺

(. )( .) Ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)

wtf did I just watch lol

And everyone laughed when Jerry Falwell said the Teletubbies were promoting the gay agenda. smdh

all users must have a job.

well that's not really fair to the disabled among us

Cripples' job is to do the emotional labor of society i.e. be a bunch of fucking parasites that rape babies every chance they get 👿👿👿

That's a job? I can get paid for it???

Raping babies is obviously a reward in itself 👶🍼

considering breaking my legs right now, srs

Have you considered participating in cripple fights for money?

If you post in r/drama you're disabled by default

That's a lot of words to say "Mandatory 'Blacked' flair for all new users"

women may only interact with Muslims and black men

Dude you can just say "British"

ban new posters

Should have been a blanket rule after this sub reached a certain amount of subs anyway.

But then I'll get banned :(

Gdangit, I just found this place

ban all self-improvement talk.

This.

If you aren't already "improved" you deserve the gulag

It was Jordy P tier

Many of us have refocused, now bettering ourselves and preparing for the future rather than wallowing in blackpill misery.

/u/k3arns someone's excited for 9th grade in the fall

He finally learned how to clean his room.

This subreddit seemed like one of the most sensible alt subs that I've been a part of. Yeah, there's CringeAnarchy-tier shitposts all the time now, but there's still a lot of good people, good discussion, and good insights. But, unlike after the banning of r/altright, I think I'll have hope after r/mde bites it. Many of us have refocused, now bettering ourselves and preparing for the future rather than wallowing in blackpill misery.

"I spend all of my time on Reddit, but I've really improved myself"

Someone recap why they've elected for subreddit self immolation?

i dont know why they are so sure they're getting the hammer.

what do they even do that's so much worse than CA or like.../r/subredditdrama ?

64% upvoted.

Lol.

What even brought them here?

Weak immigration laws

The lack of a wall around the sub. #buildthedramawall

6) go to church. Any church. Even if you aren’t religious. Sit and meditate for an hour.

8) no pr0n. None. Cast it out.

9) no fap. Try it. Start with five days. Then increase the time. This is extremely difficult, I know.

A MDE crossover with christfags and NoFap is something I didn't know I wanted until now.

I've seen mde nofap in the wild before, denouncing the precious gift of hentai

nofap and christfags are already an overlap (porn and jerkin ya gerkin is a sin ya kno), and there is already an overlap between conservative alt right types and christianity, i mean christianity itself is just a collection of conservative alt right beliefs mixed with mystical horseshit, so it's basically a pretty obvious cross over.

Technically Christianity as described in the new testament is pretty much FULLCOMMUNISM, it is through incredible feats of selective reading and some completely insane reasoning that American Protestants manage to support their Conservative worldview with it. I'm also told that this is greatly helped by the fact that they generally don't read the Bible themselves but rely on priests to quote and interpret it for them, in direct contradiction to the foundational principle of Protestantism.

The Incredibles is the best family movie of all time.

Technically Christianity as described in the New testament is basically FULLCOMMUNISM

Notto disu shitto agen

Acts chapter 4:32 closes by stating that the first followers of Jesus did not consider their possessions to be their own but rather held in common, in order to use what they had on behalf of those in want. For example, Barnabas, a Levite from Cyprus, sold a plot of land and donated the proceeds to the apostles.

As told at the beginning of Acts chapter 5 Ananias and Sapphira, following Barnabas' example, also sold their land but secretly withheld a portion of the proceeds. Ananias presented his donation to Peter. Peter replied, "Why is it that Satan has so filled your heart that you have lied to the Holy Spirit?" Peter pointed out that Ananias was in control of the money and could give or keep it as he saw fit, but had withheld a portion of it. Peter stated that Ananias had lied not to men, but to God. Ananias died on the spot and was carried out. Everyone who heard about the incident feared the Lord. Three hours after Ananias' death his wife arrived, unaware of what had happened. Peter asked her the price of the land that she and Ananias had sold, and she stated the same untruthful price that Ananias had given. She also fell dead.

the first kulaks

"...and distribution was made unto every man according as he had need." - Acts 4:35

A MDE crossover with christfags

MDE is full of christcucks though.

I went to my dad's church the other day, damn I had nearly forgotten just how creepy Christianity could be.

No fap is easy, i can get up to 22 days, edging every day and looking a porn 46 hours a week.

Daily reminder that Jordan memerson is a fag

Memerson mcmemefag looks like a drug addict

jsyk

Find another site to sully, you evil coward.

Do you have the link to where he says this?

It was a youtube comment lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfxWi1MutJ0&lc=Ugzq6I3l0V1u7ZNnXPt4AaABAg

Honestly seems like there are much more deserving targets. /r/subredditdrama is a full on pro-pedo sub now.

but what about SRD????

Please don't criticize my pro-pedo haven I was born this way

literally what?

Pls do explain

I just got banned for saying it was inappropriate and warranted suspicion when white men from the first world traveled to the child sex capital of the world except on specific work assignments.

I was told this was anti-white racism and no one could reasonably find visiting the child sex capital of the world on vacay suspect.

just ban evade from there like I do on here and my ed account.

I only got a temp ban anyway. It's just worth pointing out that our smug cousin has openly pedo supporting mods

tell me you weren't defending Space Daddy

I resent space daddy the same way I resent all people that have more money than me. I also think he's a sperg.

I defended calling any white guy that goes to Thailand without a specific fixed term work reason a pedo. Because they're probably pedos

That's a far cry from making it a "full on pro-pedo sub".

Anti-white was his term, but please continue to kiss his ass pedo-sympathizer

Anti-white was his term

Wow, what a HUGE difference!

Not bad tbh fam

Who the hell gets this mad at getting banned from SRD? Back in the good old days it was to be celebrated!

I don't approve of pedos

You know how the most homophobic people tend to be gay themselves? Maybe you should stop focusing on pedos so much, cupcake.

Quit attacking my pedo safe space

No one would ever suggest that I'm anything more than a total mess. Pedos, however, are a totally separate and death deserving portion of the population.

One can't help but wonder why you're suggesting otherwise. I wonder what's in your metadata.

Don't sell yourself short! You are totally deserving of death.

My hangover agrees

mde is just cringe anarchy why even worry

here’s some tips: don’t eat shit, exercise and stop spending all your time jerking off

Do these guys not have parents?

to be fair, most adults with kids probably don't exercise, and most americans are fat, so even if they do, they probably wouldn't learn such basic life advise from their parents.

I thought that stuff was just common sense.

I see you still have hope for humanity.

Nah, just because it's common sense doesn't mean anyone follows it. I eat like shit, but I know that I eat like shit.

It is... outside of Burgeristan.

Since when did amerifat parents eat right exercise, or have healthy sex lives?

to be fair all that advice is pretty good. i won't follow any of it, but i can't see how any of it's bad.

Except for the part about wholesome women, I'll never let go of sluts.

It's also the kind of "no shit" advice you have to spell out to absolute retards.

avoiding porn and thots and going after wholesome women? 99% of men probs don't do that.

Insh'allah

Oh shit no. A mdefugees migration is approaching. Mods help :(((

Prepare yourselves for a wave of garbage posters

what moreso than usual?

We should honestly make this sub private again for a few days after MDE gets banned

implying NEETs don't have the time and patience to just stick it out

GoDaddy.com says that billionshekelsupreme.com is available for $.99 a month.

Yup, that's all it would cost.

Why can't we just make a script that autodirects known mdecels into Chapo

The banebing: Thy bussy consumed

1) eat right. Organic isn’t gay. Dont eat processed shit.

Organic is extremely gay and it's possible to "eat right" without it.

2) drink right. Water from the tap. Metal bottle. Add a lemon or cucumber for taste. A reverse filter is best but expensive. Ask for one as a gift.

Well enjoy becoming a gay frog, I guess.

3) work out. Or pick up an active hobby. Anything off the couch counts. Motorcycles, fishing, working with your hands all count.

Yes, I definitely believe that the guy who spends all day modding a Reddit sub is an absolute fitness buff, for sure.

"DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO."

4) avoid mass media. Both sides lie. If you need entertainment, torrent it.

Everyone in the media lies except for the celebrity this sub was created to fawn over, he's cool

5) read classics,, historical fiction, biographies. Get a library card.

Adults in 2018 need to be told to get library cards, smdh

6) go to church. Any church. Even if you aren’t religious. Sit and meditate for an hour.

"Hi I don't believe in Jesus but I'm just here to chill because the mod of my shut-in Reddit sub said that was part of becoming extremely alpha"

7) vidya in moderation. Try one game a month then cut it down to even less if you’re a bugman

Because it'd be impossible to quit altogether I guess

8) no pr0n. None. Cast it out.

"It's okay to waste your life complaining about Jews and thots on Reddit but God forbid you see a titty"

9) no fap. Try it. Start with five days. Then increase the time. This is extremely difficult, I know.

It's only "extremely difficult" if you're not getting any pussy

10) avoid paying interest. If you have to take a loan, pay it off early. Never pay credit card minimums. Gambling as well If you must, treat it as expensive entertainment. At the same time financial conservatism is linked to low testosterone (low risk) which is why women typically run household finances.

Again, it's sad that adults need to be told this. As for the point about women, this is clearly something he read in a book and is just assuming to be true from the seclusion of his basement hovel.

11) find a wholesome woman. Might take years. Decades, who knows. . Do not give thots attention. A plain but loyal woman is more valuable than a used up whore. Show compassion and affection towards elderly, nature, children and animals. The right women will notice.

Yeah, cause good girls are definitely lining up to be with autists who need spergy subreddits to learn how to be a worthwhile human being

12) never use social media. Ever. Delete all accounts unless needed for work. You don’t need the attention. Tell friends to text or email you. Social media is for women and tied to a short dopamine high like vidya.

"Don't use social media" - guy who is bussy blasted that the subreddit he devotes all of his time to modding is getting deleted

13) watch sam’s videos. He’s funny AF and why this sub was made.

He's not slightly funny, he's just obnoxious and tries to convince people that "shocking" is inherently funny. It can be, but usually when people are trying to intentionally shock you, it's not at all funny and just hella cringey.

I got more but I’m off to help my elderly neighbors get to temple. L’Chaim!

PS- sleep a minimum of 8 hours. Don’t do drugs.

"Me and my followers, fully grown men, need to be taught basic life skills like children, but it's the Jews' fault our lives are shit."

/u/vettio

I’m not a mod here.

BOOM MIC DROP OMGWTFBBQ

I’m not a mod here.

You put all that effort into that post and you're not even a mod?

BOOM MIC DROP OMGWTFBBQ

Okay

You’ve been DESTROYED by LOGIC and FACTS. Where’s Ben Shapiro to thank me?

Pretty sure he's off being a married adult with a successful job while you complain about how it's the Jews' fault that you're a NEET who Googles "how to become alpha"

You put all that effort into that post and you're not even a mod?

Just like yours. Mine took ten minutes and I was getting paid for it while I was at work waiting for Hannah to come home so I can mount her TV for $120 because she’s both too dumb and rich to do it herself.

You can’t pick up on sarcasm so I’m assuming you’re of average or below average intelligence. State school education at best.

Also who tf uses google nowadays? Dafuq is this? 2004?

Gotta go! Time for lunch! The office is getting Nintendo cereal! App is launching soon on the App Store soon!

There's nothing sadder than a NEET who's obviously at home LARPing about the fake high-powered job he's at

Lmao “high powered” it’s called Craigslist for hire and you undercut amazon home services. But that would take Away from your steam Netflix and pornhub time so you wouldn’t know about that.

I bet you think $60,00 a year net is a lot of money.

it’s called Craigslist for hire

I bet you think $60,00 a year net

No, but you would, because you're a bum who subsists off of Craigslist gigs and has no business giving other people life advice

Hah your circular ad hominem is amusing. I have a day job as well. In fact that’s all you can do. A worse troll than hornel. Impressive.

Anyhoo got to get back to work, Mr finkelstein gets mad if he catches us on the internet!

At least Mr. Finkelstein doesn't need to find day laborer gigs on Craigslist like a homeless person. Maybe you should be more like Mr. Finkelstein.

You've said "I HAVE TO GET BACK TO MY JOB" twice now, and yet you're still nonstop posting.

Proof I’m working hard:

https://m.imgur.com/ngOASua

WOW!!!! A PICTURE OF POOP?!?!?!?!

POOP!?!?!?!?!?!

LMFAO, GOT EEEEEEEM! EPIC TROLL, BRO! YOU REALLY REKT /R?DRAMA!!!!!

🎶 He works hard for the money🎶

Adults in 2018 need to be told to get library cards, smdh

Any book enthusiast nowadays just uses an ipad and goes to Barnes and Noble when they need a cozy place to buy and read shit

I hope they don’t get banned for this very reason. u/shitpost953 you should offer to help mod and keep them in the clear!

Porn has created the myth that you're supposed to rail a woman for 30 minutes before cumming. In reality, a virile high-test chad should blow a massive load super quick for maximum reproductive chances.

/u/AnticomUSA Al dente!

Where's the lie famalam

There is no lie, you are correct, all women want to be jackhammered for 30 seconds and then be done, I strongly suggest you always approach sex this way

In my experience sex for women is more about the emotional union. If they want to get off I just use my fingers or mouth before finishing up.

In my experience

So you're guessing?

🔥🔥🚑BTFO🚑🔥🔥

Experience means hookups

/u/justcool393

I would unironically like to see a list of the books MDE considers "classics"

It's basically just Mein Kampf and the Unabombers Manifesto. And Culture of Critique, can't forget that.

Well said my friend. I never really thought about it until I read your post that this sub has brought myself and others hope. Even if the world around us decays we can better ourselves and I think this sub has definitely pushed me to be more optimistic. There are plenty of shitposts here like you said but I often find wholesome comments giving helpful advice and support. We may never get to truly know each other here personally face to face but it's good to know like-minded critical thinking people exist and are among us, together, watching the world burn.

Are we sure that there's nothing that can be done to stop them?

Water from the tap.

Explains the autism.

read classics, historical fiction, biographies. Get a library card.

No bigger sign of an idiot 5han one who reads simply because they were told it's what smart people do 😏

find a wholesome woman.

😂👌😂👌😂👌

My ribs have FTL'd into the next galaxy and my buss-buss has collapsed into a blackhole.

Lol Sam Hyde funny. It's like when the room got popular because of how shitty it was but was commendable because of the amount of work people put in it.

8) no pr0n. None. Cast it out.

9) no fap. Try it. Start with five days. Then increase the time. This is extremely difficult, I know.

no wonder they are angry nazis

12) never use social media.

is on reddit LUL