Legendary Dogfucker Whitney Wisconsin Discovers Market Inefficiency; Lolcow Milk is Overpriced, but Loldog Milk is Just Right

312  2018-07-17 by GuillotinesNOW

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MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE NAPPY!

Go back to 4chan you autistic demon.

walt whitman right?

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Why am I not surprised that someone who fucks dogs voted for Trump?

People are gullible?

*really fucking stupid

Because she was raised in a conservative, religious-fundamental household (that didn't even let her watch tv) and she was home schooled. Aside from probably knowing nothing about politics, if she even did vote for Trump, it was most likely for public perception.

Because she was raised in a conservative, religious-fundamental household (that didn't even let her watch tv) and she was home schooled

That only explains the dog fucking.

Actually I kinda expected her to be into some weird daddy fantasy from the soundss of it

I'd assume she is tbh

"I couldn't watch TV so I fucked dogs to pass time"

I can see that, sometimes you do be that bored.

fucking TV brainwashed us into not loving animals.

More about parents being too restrictive. Children will rebel in any way they can, and in her case, as soon as she got a taste of freedom, she acted out in obscene ways that she never could before. Like having sex in public, fucking dogs (which could also be attributed to her not fully understanding societal norms), and the other weird shit she does. Think of those really racist people with daughters that date almost exclusively out of their race (and no, it's not just white girls).

Maybe it's like the failure of DARE, where they present all drugs as super bad, so when kids find out they like weed, they figure they might as well try heroin.

Except she found out she liked holding hands in public, and figured she might as well fuck dogs too.

Are you her biographer?

Yeah. The book's called 'Between a Knot and a Hard Place: the Story of How I Started Fucking My Dog'. Laugh if you want, but I'm going to sell tens of copies.

When does it come OwOt?

I told Gabe that it's not coming out until he releases Half Life 3, so we should be expecting it any day now.

I'm pretty sure I once read a short story about a guy who gets his dog pregnant. And then the dog has some kind of monster baby and the guy puts it on a raft and plugged it down the river like Moses.

That was my story, under a nom de plume.

Between a Knot and a Hard Place: the Story of How I Started Fucking My Dog

I would buy that, read it and then shamefully hide it behind the other books on my shelf

Associating Trump voters to dog fuckers is pretty goddamn insulting to dog fuckers.

True. Dog fuckers are naturally pro-freedom, what with their hobby being illegal.

Yeah, I'm in a zoo Telegram group with about 40 people. Myself and a couple other people are the only Daddy voters there, everyone else is a liberal or a left-libertarian (plus one anarcho-communist lesbian chick).

Also considering non Trump voters' penchant for forcing themselves on things that can't consent.

I agree.

She must not have a brother to milk

Imagine being her PO and having to check r/drama every morning to see if she's violating.

Sup James!

fucking who and why

Who: one of the most famous lolcows in /r/drama history

Why: ...because she enjoys posting interspecies erotica

Wasn't she a literal dogfucker?

Yes my dog

ARF! ARF! 😍😍😍

😚Come over😚: mommy 😘has something for you😏

ARF! 🐶😍💦

🥜🏮

noodles?

Was that not fake? I read recently the screenshots were from another Vid and no one who paid for her vid actually got a copy

She went to jail for it so

Was she not done for just making videos not explicitly for the dog stuff?

The jail sentence was for the public sex acts and making people sniff her gross fingers are being in her pussy

Honestly wouldn't surprise me, you can't exactly go to the BBB and say that your illegal video of dogfucking didn't come.

Interspecies erotica fucko

I appreciate this comment

Oh man, if youre not familiar with this lady you have missed on on some top notch drama.

We must make /r/dogfree a reality, for their own safety against these predators.

jesus christ you spergs sure know how to pick your lowcows

https://imgur.com/I0Y8lnC

I demand sauce

But not for science

To masturbate to

I thought she got sent to to jail last month for making pornos in public places namely a shopping mall and others. She also recently killed a pup because she paid an unscrupulous breeder extra to give her the pup straight after birth, instead of the usually recommended absolute minimum of six weeks, where the pup can be separated from it's mother. She then tried to raise it like a Pokemon by feeding it hot dogs instead of milk and tried to pull it's eyelids open.. Puppies don't usually open their eyes till at least two weeks. It died at three days old. She then threatened on Twitter/Facebook to sue the hotdog maker and the breeder. When told that the puppy had been separated too early from its mother she said that only poor people had to wait six weeks and that she had paid $5,000 to get it early.

You put "hotdog", did you mean open-faced sausage sandwich? 🌭


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https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckthesepeople/comments/8w24s9/theres_a_special_place_in_hell_for_people_like/?st=jjpkdaqg&sh=81ce41d0

Her real name is Amy Lew but on Facebook calls herself Lynn Lew. Her Facebook page is a rabbit hole, that you don't want to go down. But there's just so much drama on it e.g. she know wants to fuck her cat, claims that drinking dog urine cures cancer and cured her acne. Which she has been invited to debate on "Dr" Oz's show. Claims that she said that she was born a man and is a post op....

https://www.facebook.com/LITTLELYNNLEW/

EAU CLAIRE — A 21-year-old woman convicted of making pornographic videos at Eau Claire businesses has been sentenced to nine months in jail.

Eau Claire County Judge John Manydeeds on Monday also sentenced Amy L. Lew, N3115 Lew Road, Ladysmith, to one year of probation.

On June 12, a jury found Lew guilty of two counts of lewd and lascivious behavior, two counts of disorderly conduct and one count of defamation.

As conditions of probation, Lew cannot use the name of “Whitney Wisconsin” or any other porn alias, the internet or social media, Manydeeds said. She also cannot have a smartphone or phone with a camera or any contact with Starbucks, Oakwood Mall, Kwik Trip, her victims or co-defendant Erio S. Oliver. She must undergo a mental health assessment and follow through with any recommendations.

https://host.madison.com/news/local/courts/eau-claire-woman-gets-months-in-jail-for-making-porn/article_75894247-1876-571e-931f-e7404640ad48.html

I'm guessing that essentially the nine months imprisonment was suspended for one year and due to her frequent posts on Facebook and her use of a camera she is in breach of her probation.

Why would you want to get fucked by a cat. They have barbed penises. Dogs are obviously superior.

How and why do you know this?

I know it because i've read too much erotic werewolf novels. The difference between werecat and werewolf dicks is prominently featured.

You've never wondered why cat sex is so incredibly rapey and thought to investigate?

I mean males bite on their necks.

Right. Because they have a barbed penis and they're preparing the bitch for the pain train.

wtf

There is no way in fuck this is not satire

Having very losely followed her "career" over the last few years (I haven't watched her videos extorting the benefits of beastiality or her beastiality pornos for instance), it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if it was real. There was a lot of drama, with her a few months ago when she was working for Starbucks. Part of her parole agreement is not to contact Starbucks but I can't find any reference on the internet to what she did now and can't remember what it was.

Mate you've seen them, who are you trying to kid.

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You must be new around here.

when your actually fucking dogs i dont think it can be considered satire anymore

Wowzers!

Cheers lad

The other comment was removed because it linked her facebook, here's the comment without that part for anyone curious,

EAU CLAIRE — A 21-year-old woman convicted of making pornographic videos at Eau Claire businesses has been sentenced to nine months in jail.

Eau Claire County Judge John Manydeeds on Monday also sentenced Amy L. Lew, N3115 Lew Road, Ladysmith, to one year of probation.

On June 12, a jury found Lew guilty of two counts of lewd and lascivious behavior, two counts of disorderly conduct and one count of defamation.

As conditions of probation, Lew cannot use the name of “Whitney Wisconsin” or any other porn alias, the internet or social media, Manydeeds said. She also cannot have a smartphone or phone with a camera or any contact with Starbucks, Oakwood Mall, Kwik Trip, her victims or co-defendant Erio S. Oliver. She must undergo a mental health assessment and follow through with any recommendations.

https://host.madison.com/news/local/courts/eau-claire-woman-gets-months-in-jail-for-making-porn/article_75894247-1876-571e-931f-e7404640ad48.html

I'm guessing that essentially the nine months imprisonment was suspended for one year and due to her frequent posts on Facebook and her use of a camera she is in breach of her probation.

Courtesy of /u/Tony49UK

how the fuck was she not banned from owning animals also

Cause she's a fucking mayo who's weaponized her tears

Cause she's a fucking mayo woman who's weaponized her tears

That must've been a mill. No self respecting breeder is handing a retard a dog at 3 days old.

No self respecting breeder is handing a retard a dog at 3 days old.

If you breed animals your self respect has been dead

Yeah, reputable breeding is objectively good. They're the only line of defense against every dog in America looking like a disgusting pit bull mutt within half a century's time.

Aww but don't you wuv wittle pibbles? Why can't we have more child maulings in America? #notmybreed

I'd rather have a pitbull than a kid...if I put a pitbull in a trashbag then tie it to an exhaust pipe no one asks any questions

'Round where I am, they just smash your face in with a brick

Mayo women strike again

Wait this is that same lady? Goddamn.

Oh mate, her life since at least 2015 has been drama central.

She did and was apparently barred from posting this kind of content online. She can have her probation revoked if her PO hears about this.

Why is this NSFW lol

Mods are prudes

Titty sucking dog fucking Trump voter. My boss would be pissed if he saw me looking at a Trump voter.

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For once, you and I are in complete agreement.

the absolute state of cheeseheads

White people be wildin'.....

what a bitch

Well, people drink cow milk. It's just another animal. Both weird.

And about the picture: can someone please remove part of my brain? I'm scared for life. Thank you.

One word: WORMS

this wasn't the kind of dog milk i was expecting whitney to be sipping

Wasn't she banned from being near dogs as part of her parole?

so this is actually true. I just assumed she was an internet troll. does she do it for money or attention. yuck.

I dare you to X post it

Lol

Mental illness is a hell of a drug.

Liberals licking dog Tits. Shocking

People should absolutely not see more.

Last night I got so badly bullied that I made a dumb decision and wanted it to end. Please stop putting animals over humans. We are brothers and sisters. We are humans. Animals are our playthings and they are beneath us. Even the bible teaches us this. I'm going to heal now. I'm tired.

Damn this girl is fucking crazy.

Imagine being such a mayo roastie that your fucking PORN NAME has "Wisconsin" in it

This missing brain pieces girl!

What is wrong with this woman?

Holly: Hope they've got some odds and sods on board, we're short of a few supplies.

Lister: [drinking tea] Like what?

Holly: Cow's milk, ran out of that yonks ago. Fresh and dehydrated.

Lister: What kind of milk are we using now?

Holly: Emergency backup supply. We're on the dog's milk.

Lister: Dog's milk!

Holly: Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other milk, dog's milk.

Lister: Why?

Holly: No bugger'll drink it. Plus of course the advantage of dog's milk is that when it goes off, it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh.

gags I think I’m going to be sick

The "Don't hide NSFW images" setting seemed like a good idea when it just meant seeing titties on r/all.

I don't see the problem.

This is still titties.

One of these days I'll stop getting outsmarted by dogfuckers 😑

Hopefully that dog bites her face off.