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On Saturday night, I got invited to a social gathering from a friend of a friend. It was across town in a nice area, so I was half tempted to just get some free alcohol and half tempted to see what kind of shit the rich people fill their houses with.

I got to the party, and started with some wine. Over time I started to get a bit tipsy, and with my anxiety calmed down I got involved in a discussion group.

I don't remember where the discussion got so dark, but I did start talking about what I was most afraid of, and I said two things: groups of men and being sexually assaulted. The people standing around, none of whom I had ever met, stared at me awkwardly until one middle-aged woman in a $1000 dress and $2000 shoes chuckled and said "Has anyone else ever noticed that it's always the fat ugly ones who are most afraid of being raped?" A few other people laughed, one guy looked down and shook his head to disguise a smile, and I was stunned.

After that I took a bottle of wine into the bathroom and sat in the bathtub crying while drinking. At some point I fell asleep, and was woken up at 4:00am to pounding on the door, informing me that the party was "over," and I was escorted to the porch. It was clear that people were still enjoying themselves with food and drink, and the woman who made that nasty comment about me pointed at me in a private discussion with her friend, making what I assume was another mean comment.

I've slept off the alcohol and now I realize why I don't go to social events. Fuck all of this.

lol

This is literally trollx fanservice.

It's how legbeards are able to get off since no dudes will help them with their rape fantasies

It's too perfect. Someone from /r/Drama definitely wrote it.

This is Reddit fanservice lmao. Of course the rich, possibly good looking, feeeemale, dressed in $1000 shoes, is being a big a meanie. And then everyone in that thread saying how they’ve been to one or two “gatherings” with “rich people” and they all suck lol.

it may have happened. i mean, how else do you think rich confident fun loving people would react to a legbeard saying "i'm scared of groups of men" in real life? they'd be relentlessly mocked , just like a neckbeard talking about "evil thots" would be mocked by a group of chads.

real life stacy's would all make fun of trollx legbeards until they cried themselves to sleep in a bath tub, it's very realistic. it might be fake, but it's believable.

I was half tempted to just get some free alcohol

I got to the party, and started with some wine. Over time I started to get a bit tipsy, and with my anxiety calmed

After that I took a bottle of wine into the bathroom and sat in the bathtub crying while drinking. At some point I fell asleep

Sound like her drink might have been spiked.

With alcohol.

Having a bottle of wine would make most women pass out.

Not necessarily fatties tho

It always is

how can anyone who's talked to a different person even once in the last year read this and think it's real

I was going to ask which one of you bussy connoisseurs wrote this but TrollX is Poe's Law Ground Zero

how can anyone who's talked to a different person even once in the last year

So literally zero /r/drama posters...

excuse me I called my mom last week

I want the middle aged fashionista to be real....it’s like The Devil Wears Prada, but with booze

White women smh.

Why didn't that get the ol wine in the face treatment (assuming it happened)?

I deal with this with my girl friends all the time. They get super upset and turtle up when something genuinely terrible happens to them instead of lashing out with all their rage.

Oh, but let someone say the wrong thing on Twitter and they go absolutely highlander on someone.

We need to teach white women how to melt down properly.

tbh just reading the title I was like "it's ouuuuuuuuuuut there but I've seen people say weirder shit" but all that story needs is einstein handing her a crisp reddit meme to top off how very much that didn't happen

plus, even if it were true, what kind of unbelievable autist thinks talking about getting raped is appropriate party conversation

"So, everyone. What's your secret fear?"

"Ew, spiders. Their creepy legs just freak me out...and they're so fast!"

"I don't know why but I'm terrified of all birds. I think it's their beady little eyes, just makes my skin crawl. How about you Tina?"

"Being raped. yeah."

Fucking hell, I refuse to believe that people as socially retarded as this can really exist.

oh, they exist. they just don't ever get invited to parties lmao.

Lol, those shits will buy anything.

God damn that is too perfect. The only thing it's missing is a medical excuse.

This is amazing. Bravo to the artist.

Reality

This obnoxiously loud random person awkwardly kept harping on about rape and sexual assault when we just wanted to look at baby pictures. Said wildly inappropriate things about my friend Abby's baby probably going to abused by her father "statistically speaking" then proceeded to drink all my Chateau Marmont 1994 and shat herself in the bathtub.

The point still stands that nobody wants to rape an ugly fat girl on purpose.

I want to be friends with the power dressing middle aged lady. She sounds fucking fabulous.

r/that_happened

Raping fat women is like stealing free samples from your local supermarket.

Not a good comparison, the free samples are usually wanted and useful.

It's like stealing discarded vegetables from the supermarket's dumpsters.

but if you get caught you only get a slap in the wrist

Raping fat women is like stealing discarded vegetables from the supermarket's dumpsters. What you're taking isn't worth anything, and it's actually better for everyone that you do it, but technically it's just as illegal as if you were really stealing.

I imagine it's like like hunting a mammoth.

/u/FckDnldTrmp

I feel like practicing your creative writing on TrollX is cheating

I don’t think it’s cheating. I think it’s just a bad gauge of writing quality and believability

looks at username

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I was the woman who made the comment at the party AMA

/u/FckDnldTrmp I'm not sorry FYI and you also owe me money for shitting in my bathtub

did you say that to vilify the men made to feel uncomfortable about her comment, or did you say it because your a cold as ice mfer?

Option #2 my nigga

What color where your $2000 shoes?

Shoe 👠 brand and size, sweaty. Let’s meet up for Singapore Slings and talk trash about poor people.

Dude I thought these people only existed in films.

Holy shit, they're actually catching on! They've realized that these ridiculous, unbelievable tales of male oppression are complete bullshit straight out of a work of fiction!

Sorry this happened to you.

Nevermind

right? Whoever said that is a cartoon of a human, screw them

They almost had it. oof

Oof indeed! You have oofed 4 time(s).

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Oof

When Trollxers are so retarded they can't even recognize a joke that's ripped off from the fucking Bob's Burgers pilot.

?

When Louise tells Tina that Jimmy Jr is never going to rape her because she's too fat

Ahhhh

yo this guy calls other retarded while watching bob's burgers

Keep yourself safe

You too

This is like the Landwhale version of those old cringe /r/thathappened "field reports" TRP used to post.

used to

Good /r/fatpeoplestories content. Fatty goes to party and knows nobody, declares men are gross and that she's scared she'll be raped any second. locks self in bathroom with their alcohol and food and doesn't come out for 5 hours.

That's a Natasha Leggero bit in case anyone doesn't recognize it.

Just because someone is “fat and ugly” (which I highly doubt you are. I don’t know your body type or what you look like but I’m 100% sure you’re not ugly: no one is)

Lol apparently no one is ugly. /u/SaltySeilde im sure this guy will be glad to hear it

This is the shit ugly people tell themselves.

You’re not wrong.

No woman*

You’re beautiful! 🤩

ever notice that ugly people always have the most retarded grooming and hair though? i mean yeah, that dudes face is fucked, but that hair is literally the worse hair cut i've ever seen. why do ugly people always want to make it even worse than it already is with that awful shit. he might be a 5 with a normal haircut.

dude, his eyes are literally bulging out of his head and he looks like a fucking gremlin. I don't blame him for not giving a shit about his hair, hes a 1 no matter what

that's why i said a 4 instead of a 2, he has no hope of being even average. but i guess at that point who cares anyway, he's a literal incel, one of the few trucels that exist purely due to ugliness.

Cholesterol Americans have no redeeming qualities 😤

Dude using extra adjectives to indicate fat Americans is a redundancy, "fat" is already implied in "American".

"rape has nothing to do with appearance"

Well that may be the most overly simplistic and intentionally misleading comment I've ever read...

It's not simplistic, it's just wrong.

How much do you read?

As much as Trump

Then I guess it's not surprising that you'd be so blown away by a relatively common opinion.

"rape is about power" is a stupid over simplified reddit meme. some rapists just plain think the girl is hot, and they are sociopaths so they dont' care if she consents or not. i'm sure huge amounts of rapists pick the hottest girl they see as a victim. i mean if you're going to rape, why not pick a hot one?

Rape is about sex. The odds of being raped are higher the younger you are.

/u/spock5eyebrow

"Has anyone else ever noticed that it's always the fat ugly ones who are most afraid of being raped?"

My smartmouth: "Well, then I guess it means you're only half in the clear."

Do you actually think that's witty? That's the type of line you mumble off in a conversations and no one quite hears so you repeat yourself and people look at you like "what the he'll are you trying to say?" Before you cut your losses ans just say nevermind.

No. I don't mumble. Everyone in a ten foot radius would hear that.

That's somehow worse.

Standing up for yourself is not the worst.

No, but your "wit" came up with a poorly contextualized version of "you too!"

Ah whatevs. Just realized this was drama. Have fun being sad.

>imagine thinking between trollx and drama, drama is the sad sub

You would be better off saying "no u" then that "witty" remark

So true! Womyxn power!

*Womxxn, don't wanna get any xy in there

Sorry fren, I was momentarily possessed by the patriarchy.

Bigot!

Everyone knows that people with xy chromosomes, and a big old dick and balls are perfectly valid women. And if they want to go into women's saunas or completely dominate women's sporting events then your probably a Nazi if you disagree tbh.

Annnnd anime line, after the no you, and the no I'm not.

You are somehow disappointing an audience already disappointed in you.

That's pretty baffling tbh. I'm impressed, not in the way you want, but still. Props to that.

Having a booming voice is very unfeminine. No wonder you’re a femcel

That's such a weak one liner lol. "Good thing you're not fat". Boom, there's your made up witty rebuttal. Took me 3 seconds

Before you cut your losses ans just say nevermind.

No, you repeat it again, but still too muffled for anyone to understand. Everyone stares at you silently until you walk away. You practice repeating the words to yourself over and over again with different inflection each time, alone in the bathroom.

I mean fuck man which half? Are you implying she got raped, or she's ugly?

Both could go either way. Not to mention it's so bad people probably would notice it's a glorified "no u."

L'esprit de l'escalier is how I live my life lmao

I think chocolate eclair is how she lives her life.

hahahaha imagine posting on reddit about finally """succeeding"""" at getting a job as a dental hygienist after three years

The things I'd do with Amanda Cerny 🤣🤣

You’re all misogynist trolls! You’re the reason I get so nervous about going to parties. Because I know the trolls are out there judging every move I make and every bite I take. I’m so sick of being called a “land whale”. You know what? Whales are cool! I’m gonna soak my blubber all I want and not give a flying f*ck who sees!

THAR SHE BLOWS

At least SOMEONE’S biting. It’s been pretty dry out here this evening.

Every move I take, every bite I make. We'll be watching you

lolwut

👏🏿 Listen 👏🏿 and 👏🏿 believe. 👏🏿

On one end this shit does happen.

On the other end it never ends up like what OP says.

It's usually because the resident retard makes a non sequitor that throws the whole vibe of the party off kilter.

Chances are she got chatty drunk and shanghai'd a group discussion and made it all about her.