Iirc it didn't actually say that. Daddy had the word "colusion" written down. I think it means it's like the other word but somehow less bigly. Is this what 4d chess looks like? Big if true.
I know people have been saying this every day since before he was elected, but he really fucked up on this one.
'I thought it was opposite day' isn't going to fool anyone anyone who doesn't need to be reminded to 'breathe in, breathe out' ... but nothing's going to change, is it?
If you are a trump supporter you are half-baked
half-witted idiotic imbecilic inane mindless moronic obtuse out to lunch thick brainless deficient dense dim dopey slow sluggish stupefied thick-headed unthinking witless fatuous batty birdbrained and fuckwitted
not to mention ludicrously and hopelessly retarded
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Donald Trump, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?
Did you know? The cat's clavicle, or collarbone, does not connect with other bones but is buried in the muscles of the shoulder region. This lack of a functioning collarbone allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-07-17
Wow, you just proved what an absolute retard you are.
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1 brd4eva 2018-07-17
im convinced that /r/drama posters delete and resubmit posts until snappy spits out a relevant quote
1 IAmAN00bie 2018-07-17
Are you questioning the sentience of /u/BussyShillBot?
1 IAmAN00bie 2018-07-17
HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY EDITED HIS SCRIPT AND ADDED "There was no collusion" LMAO.
1 kikorny 2018-07-17
That's some pretty fucking big typesetting for someone with the best big league words
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-07-17
Iirc it didn't actually say that. Daddy had the word "colusion" written down. I think it means it's like the other word but somehow less bigly. Is this what 4d chess looks like? Big if true.
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-17
Trump may literally read on a 6th grade level.
It is important to praise adult illiterates for their efforts
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-07-17
You'd think the so called tolerant left would be happy for our country's diversity. He is the first retarded president after all.
1 itoucheditforacookie 2018-07-17
I think the left still isn't that cool with retarded rapists though.
1 rhyme-ocerus 2018-07-17
lmao "I said WOULD instead of WOULDN'T"
1 Bluest_waters 2018-07-17
Pence just quietly biding his time....waiting like a shark in the water...a gay shark who is constantly repressing his gay sharkiness...
1 Tetragrade 2018-07-17
1 shallowm 2018-07-17
Is this a real picture?
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-07-17
Fake news libtardcuck!
It actually says "NO COLUSION"
1 youcanteatbullets 2018-07-17
"colusion"
Literally. He misspelled "collusion". That's POTUS.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-07-17
How does one bungle a pre-written statement so badly?
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-07-17
https://youtu.be/v_2J3H4q4iw#t=31s
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-07-17
Illiteracy with a touch of dementia. DJT is out first neurodiverse president!
1 Boring_normie 2018-07-17
This is clearly a doctored👨⚕️tape📼. Nothing to see👀here
1 MrAlphonzo 2018-07-17
Literally went on stage and did the political equivalent of giving Putin head.
Made a painfully obvious PR stunt days later.
Will the DDF just keep falling for it?
Find out next time on Dragonball Z.
1 ersevni 2018-07-17
In their eyes as long as it upsets le liberals it's a win for the_dingalings
1 MG87 2018-07-17
DADDY DEFENSE FORCE ASSEMBLE!
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2018-07-17
DON'T GIVE IN, DADDY 😤😤😤😤😤
1 froibo 2018-07-17
could be other people also
1 KittehDragoon 2018-07-17
I know people have been saying this every day since before he was elected, but he really fucked up on this one.
'I thought it was opposite day' isn't going to fool anyone anyone who doesn't need to be reminded to 'breathe in, breathe out' ... but nothing's going to change, is it?
1 ubuntutakeupthecuntu 2018-07-17
Speech 100
1 Hellkyte 2018-07-17
If it weren't for the fact that there are going to be lasting repercussions from this it would be hilarious.
It's actually still pretty hilarious
1 Bluest_waters 2018-07-17
If you are a trump supporter you are half-baked half-witted idiotic imbecilic inane mindless moronic obtuse out to lunch thick brainless deficient dense dim dopey slow sluggish stupefied thick-headed unthinking witless fatuous batty birdbrained and fuckwitted
not to mention ludicrously and hopelessly retarded
1 MrAlphonzo 2018-07-17
DDF got this guy so mad he broke out his thesaurus.
You go, girl.
1 jamsterDAMN 2018-07-17
tell us how you really feel
1 wow___justwow 2018-07-17
so basically a typical /r/drama poster then
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-07-17
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Donald Trump, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-07-17
https://i.imgur.com/6M7AKOW.png
1 myshl0ng 2018-07-17
4 more years
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-17
It's supposed to six if u mean two terms u retard. Guess the DDF doesn't know what year it is
1 myshl0ng 2018-07-17
clam down
1 le_epic_xd 2018-07-17
Until you lose your virginity in jail
1 myshl0ng 2018-07-17
You calling me gay?
1 le_epic_xd 2018-07-17
Your personal sexuality won't change much about ot
1 myshl0ng 2018-07-17
1v1 me in any video game, I'll fuck you up
1 le_epic_xd 2018-07-17
Let's play "real life" nigga. Oh, wait ... you don't have it 😎😎👌
1 cat--facts 2018-07-17
Did you know? The cat's clavicle, or collarbone, does not connect with other bones but is buried in the muscles of the shoulder region. This lack of a functioning collarbone allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head.
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1 Strictlybutters 2018-07-17
The president of the United States literally went onstage and said,”what had happened was....”