This reads like something a wasted sorority chick would write in a yearbook. We can observe the complete absence of any moral framework or intellectual ability in this one sample of writing.

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Bussybot is putting snappy to shame with this display of sentience.

I can't even be the first to post drama about MLB's leas relevant team? I bow to your excellence, snally.

I seriously don't know how this shit is going to pan out, though. Will people hate him more than Braun now?

Milwaukee is the smallest media market in the league, but the way the White Sox kept getting repeatedly forgotten in those "City of Chicago's first WS in a century" articles was truly impressive.

Legit more people attend the tail gates than the games lol

I know I've gotten fucked up then just went home lol

Better time management on your part

You don't go in until security forces you, generally around the fifth inning

$15 parking, and expensive sweatshop merchandise everytime... Also I do attend at least 3 games a year.

Meanwhile the Marlins are so irrelevant that they can't even get a mention as an irrelevant team. They're averaging below 10k attendance while ne next closest team (Tampa Bay lol) is above 14k.

He'd be in the clear if it weren't for the KKK and white power tweet...unless there's some other really bad ones I missed

That distinction goes to the. ..... White Sox imo

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Defending the Brewers

Milwaukeeicide now

I don't know. Braun is a major douchebag. It's a toss up at this point.

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Here's the /r/baseball thread

This guy must have the worst agent of all time for these tweets to still exist. I doubt his career Is over. The brewers are probably screwed without him.

They sure do. Any half competent agent would give any new client a social media lesson. Many of them essentially run the social media accounts of their clients. A vast majority of the big Twitter history drama involving athletes happens to college players because they havent had a agent clean up their social media yet.

I keep seeing these types of comments about his agent not giving him an advice about his social media history.

Hmmmm. Is it possible that maybe his agent did? Even if his agent didn't, it's so sad to think that a family member or a friend that had seen his tweets before didn't mention a thing to him. It's either that or they support his abhorrent beliefs, too.

He is not the first athlete that was caught with this kind of hateful past, surely someone in his circle must have known his past tweets, right? I also think it's impossible that he all of a sudden forgot that he had tweeted and harbored those hateful thoughts in the past.

I want to believe that he really has changed, but from what I've seen of life, it takes a big shift to change that kind of mindset, and change like that rarely happens especially when one is introduced to more fame, fortune, or power.

One tweet is a mistake. Two maybe forgivable. But a multitude of hateful tweets? That's a choice. A clear one. And the realist in me thinks that it was his choice to not delete them, too. Until he was caught and punished.

hateful? The entire response and butthurt about his comments is what is hateful.

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I need to start scourging the sports forums again for drama. I don't think I've posted one since everyone confused the Chinese Year of the Monkey for racism by white people in the NBA.

https://twitter.com/JonHeyman/status/1019303431222292480

His career is fine. He's the best relief picture in the league. Who cares what he wrote in some tweet. If the Brewers which will never happen drop him all 29 teams will want to claim him instantly.

That makes this even better, people trying to excuse this or pretend it didn't happen just because he happens to be a good player.

Not that I think people should have to worry about getting fired over edgy tweets from when they were teenagers, they shouldn't. But this is 2018 and these are the things we worry about now, I suppose.

But this is 2018 and these are the things we worry about now, I suppose.

Everyone's excuse for things like this that happen. Oh its just xxx year so you can't do this. People have been saying this since 2008.

That makes this even better, people trying to excuse this or pretend it didn't happen just because he happens to be a good player.

I couldn't care less that he's a baseball player. He's entitled to freedom of speech and shouldn't be punished for something he said. Unless it leads to the injury or death of another person what he did is fine.

He won't be punished by the government, but what fans, teams, or the leagues decide is "fine" is up to them.

As they shouldn't do anything. If a black player tweeted black power the league wouldn't care. A white person does it and he's worse than Hitler. Sorry but the fact people are offended by a tweet is really sad. Can't people just move on with their lives.

Free speech doesn’t mean the freedom from consequences you fucking retard

So what about the race baiter Adam Jones? He didn't get in trouble.

I for one am humbled that 3x world series champ Curt Schilling has been kind enough to join us here on reddit, in r/drama of all places!

Curt Schilling is more accomplished and successful than you'll ever be.

Lmao

He also tweeted KKK

He also tweeted KKK

Yep he tweeted 3 letters. Who cares.

A lot of people do and the organization that employs him will if it causes problems

ONLY a fucking douchebag racist would write that sentence. Seriously, I feel bad for you, man.

How to win an argument as a liberal sjw in 2018. Call everyone you disagree with a racist, misogynist, homophobic, xenophobic and a facist.

Free speech doesn't matter in this case, if he's cut it's not being infringed upon. His team entitled to fire him if he shines a negative light on the organization

I don’t waste my time on twitter or any of those dumb social media sites.

He's the best relief picture in the league.

ok except for the fact that this is completely incorrect. he's very good but it's not like he's mike trout or max scherzer. no one outside of the fandom know this guys name

just off the top of my head, kraig kembrel, kenly jansen, chapman up in NY are all better than him

*Craig Kimbrel, Chapman and Jansen all have lots of wear and tear on their arms. Hader is only in his second year and fresh. And he’s having a better year than everyone mentioned so he’s better than them right now.

Nobody knows who relief pitchers are unless they follow baseball closely. Mariano Rivera is the only truly famous one.

If the Brewers which will never happen drop him all 29 teams will want to claim him instantly.

Definitely NOT true however his career is not over, just going to be a lot more painful for him now. This will follow him forever.

His career is not going to be more painful. He’s one of the best relief pitchers in the league and any team would take him a heartbeat. People will forget about this in a week or two.

If Mike Trout tweeted I hate niggers I guarantee any team would be desperate to claim him if the angels cut him which wouldn’t happen.

Christ, are you six years old? Learn about a thing called "reality"

Yeah it is reality. Mike Trout is so good teams don’t give a shit if he tweets something like that. Sure he’d get fined but after a week no one would care.

I realize you're an uneducated trump lover who repeats the same stupidity over and over, I get it, and I'm not going to waste time "arguing" this with you because you're just a dumb kid, but learn about "reality" and how things work today.

This WILL follow him forever. Although I do believe he still has some of those feelings he wrote (doesn't go away just like that), he was young and most people know it, however what he wrote will NEVER be forgotten by many and that's too bad for him, it affected his money and career forever. He will always be heckled wherever he goes and I assure, MOST teams wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole.

No need to respond, we already know what your response is, kid. Thanks.

I realize you're an uneducated trump lover who repeats the same stupidity over and over

I am actually very educated. Who cares if I support Trump. Let me guess that makes me some sort of racist. All you and every other sjw is just repeatedly calling me a racist. I love how someone with different beliefs than people is "uneducated."

but learn about "reality" and how things work today.

I do know reality. This gives me the option to express my opinions and beliefs when entitled. Just because there are so many pussies in my generation doesn't mean I'm going to change my attitude of beliefs for them.

This WILL follow him forever.

No it won't because the average American doesn't care and people forget about things anyways.

Although I do believe he still has some of those feelings he wrote (doesn't go away just like that)

Who cares if he has these feelings. Everyone can believe what they want and no one should infringe upon their beliefs. Of course liberals think that they should have the right to force things on people.

however what he wrote will NEVER be forgotten by many and that's too bad for him, it affected his money and career forever.

Once again people forget about things and move on. The only people who still choose to remember are just retarded sjws with nothing better to do. It hasn't affected his money or career because he's extremely talented and teams care more about winning and revenue than some tweets a kid wrote.

He will always be heckled wherever he goes and I assure, MOST teams wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole.

He will by heckled a bunch of immature fans for a week and every team would be dying to have him on their team. He's not some run of the mill player, he's having a historic season.

I am actually very educated.

Um...no.

Well I graduated from an elite private high school in LA and go to top 5 public college. I also got near perfect grades. So yeah I’d say I’m pretty educated.

Well I graduated from an elite private high school in LA and go to top 5 public college. I also got near perfect grades. So yeah I’d say I’m pretty educated.

hehehe.

Um...yeah...right.

I played 16 years in the Majors and 6 in the NBA. I also have 12 degrees, all from Ivy league schools. So I know what I'm talking about!

Yeah I went to Oaks Christian in Westlake Village and now to go Ucla.

"Bragging" online about amazing schools you went to is the sign of the liar and loser. If you really were this amazing educated wizard, your words would be the giveaway. Only losers offer amazing stuff about themselves that no one asked for because their life is actually pretty dull - the internet is where they can pretend to be what they're not. Which is you, kid.

Actually you stated I wasn’t educated so I just stated where I go to school. I guess your just butthurt about it.

You'd think someone with so much "edumication" would know the difference between "your" and "you're."

Oops.

Oh big deal. I study economics. Tell me about the how the flow of monetary supply affects our economy and how can you increase or decrease it?

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That's usually what they say when they're busted.

You're digging yourself in deeper, kid. And asking as stock question from high school senior economics class doesn't help your case.

I look forward now to your next response.

I asked you a simple one. I can move onto microeconomic theory if you would like.

The best thing is how you thought presenting that pathetic question would somehow make you look good.

Can you say "backfire?"

PLEASE keep it coming. I assure you a few folks are enjoying this.

If the question is so pathetic why can’t you answer it? Oh wait, it’s because you don’t know the answer.

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So much for the "big education"

Can you find any other lame high school senior stock questions to pass off as something that supposedly makes you "educated?"

Christ, this is the absolute best "argument" I've had with a troll in 2018 easily. "Your" not too bright, are you kid?

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Whatever clearly you can’t answer the question do you resort to calling me a troll and yes college intro economics teaches you about monetary and fiscal policy as well as the federal reserve. I could delve into microeconomic theory regarding the Hicksian demand, Pareto efficiency and welfare theorems or equilibrium but clearly your to dumb to even understand basic economics.

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r/iamverysmart

God you're too predictable but I love it, kid.

Seriously, do you think anyone is buying this? I mean honestly, you're really, really trying hard to impress me but it's backfiring badly. Every time one of you kids attempts to pretend he's smart and starts spouting off stuff like this, it makes YOU look stupid. You do comprehend this, right?

I pray you don't.

Actually you look stupid because you can’t answer the single question I asked. You think the average snot nosed kid knows what microeconomic theory is? You probably didn’t even know what it was until mentioned it.

Why would I try to impress you. I already know I’m smart and clearly enjoy arguments. Obviously you aren’t intelligent because you are just regurgitating the same responses over an over like a dumb person would. You are also launching personal attacks without any factual evidence which invalidates your claims.

Why don’t you ask me a question regarding something and I’ll happily answer it.

haha.

You've been on reddit for less than a month which means you had another account that you left because you probably did this stupid shit all the time and embarrassed yourself enough that you had to create a new account.

You're not "enjoying" anything because only fucking idiot who think's he's impressing people by asking stock high school economics questions out of a book would make him look smart. And then keep repeating "answer the question!" over and over and then copy and paste some other stupidity to dig himself in deeper. And then to top it off "ask me anything" - you really really want to impress me.

I am putting this conversation in "r/iamsmart" though, it's fucking hilarious. I only ask you keep on writing this stuff, it's gold, man.

Here's a tip for future reference, kid: Actual educated people don't "brag" about their education. Their writing is enough. Also, educated people don't write "your" when they mean "you're" and although it could be a typo, I've done it, they don't write "so what, it doesn't mean anything, here's a stock question you can't answer in lieu of my mistake...(because I don't have an actual response as to why I made such a pathetic mistake)" when it's pointed out.

Why would I take any future references from you. It’s reddit and I can argue with you as much as like. You haven’t provided me with any useful advice.

I actually asked you to ask me a question so we could engage in a debate, not because I’m trying to impress you. I couldn’t care less about you because I don’t even know you, just the arguments and facts laid out on the table.

Actually this is just a throwaway account I post shit on when I’m bored. I have another throwaway account that’s two years old, I just chose not to use it. My real reddit account is to only ask question or answer questions regarding topics I am interested in.

The question is a basic “stock question”, because I made it in my head. I’ll grab any Econ textbook I have and ask direct questions out of that if you want.

You’re right it was a typo. But I guess that makes me uneducated.

You are uneducated. You're a buffoon. You're a high school sophomore at best who thinks by repeating "I'm highly educated" and copy and pasting pathetic stock questions it somehow makes you look good. You want to impress me so much it's sad.

But yeah, I knew this was a sockpuppet. You create a new account because your other account you've made yourself look so fucking stupid you have to start a new one. And you already fucked up this account.

You're an idiot, kid. I feel bad for you that this means so much to you. You should have stopped six posts again instead of digging yourself into a hole. But make sure you check my post where I put up your stupid shit in r/imamsosmart

And as for "you're" and "your" had you just said "I made a typo" that would have been that. But you said "so what, who cares?" and followed it with your pathetic copy and paste high school senior economics question as if that was somehow going to make up for it and THEN REPEATED IT OVER AND OVER, lol.

Not educated in any shape or form.

Give me some more, kid. This is too fun.

Congratulations man you won an argument in your head on reddit. You can go revel yourself for a victory that clearly means so much to you. I’m not gonna waste my time checking a post about me in some dumb subreddit. Clearly you’re immature if you have to go post and brag about your victory.

For the record when I was a sophomore a few years ago I barely knew what Econ was and sure as hell couldn’t make up a basic question in the subject. Now I’m an Econ nerd.

Oh and go check out Austrian Economics. You may benefit from learning about limited government and free market capitalism. Read anything from Carl Menger or F.A Hayek. I recommend the Fatal Conceit by Hayek. Hopefully it changes your views.

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Still thinks throwing out that bullshit is going to impress me.

Christ, you're in junior high. No one and I mean no one could be this stupid over the age of 16.

More, dumbass! More!

NO teams would claim him right now. You must be high.

So is this what people who watch baseball do to avoid dying of boredom between innings? Going back through several years of some player's twitter history?

Between innings? The entire sport is boring.

It's 15 seconds of watching someone think punctuated by 2 seconds of something actually happening. It has a hell of a lot more in common with eurotrash arthouse "films" than anyone would like to admit.

Fine. Watching it is boring, playing it is okay I guess.

Do-it-yourself inquisition is the new global sport of choice.

"Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark looking like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing... The biggest thing I don't like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?"

• John Rocker, Sport Illustrated, December 1999

Unsurprisingly, the last time John Rocker was in the news was a couple of years ago when he threw his support behind Donald Trump’s presidential campaign.

Whats funnier is that aftet this, he started dating this really hot black chick who became a pretty popular cosplayer.

I went digging for some background on their relationships and...yikes. Looks like after his "apologetic" phase when he was literally told to keep his head down and not give interviews while trying to continue in the majors, he embraced his role as a controversial conservative figure with marginal name-recognition.

Who the fuck downvoted a snally post.

Josh Hader

But Josh Hader only hates Gay People. Is Snally Gay??🤔🤔🤔

Sportsball amirite?

Lol, fucking burgerball

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I'll murder your family

I hate gay people

Average day as a gamer

yikes

Remember when multiple black NBAers tweeted that Jeremy Lin is a chink. I wonder if this guy will get worshipped and defended like they did

He has been sentenced to sensitivity training

https://www.sportsnet.ca/baseball/mlb/mlb-josh-hader-must-take-sensitivity-training-tweets/