Tony Stark vs Elon Musk

124  2018-07-18 by life_is_painfull_

54 comments

What’s space daddy’s height compared to Robert “Down here” Junior?

Manlets btfo

So about the same if Downey has access to hair products

Space Jesus is also leaning a little while drug Jesus is standing at attention and behind him. Elon probably has 3 or 4 inches on rdj.

Also, RDJ is probably wearing at least 3 inches of lifts.

Space Jesus is also leaning a and behind him in the shot while drug Jesus is standing at attention. Elon probably has 3 or 4 inches on rdj.

tbf, so do more thai ladyboys.

Elon Musk is the inspiration for Tony Stark

Pretty sure Tony Stark existed long before Ol' Musky became famous.

I think Jon Favreu meant for his movies since he directed them.

Yeah that blurb triggered my Spidey senses as well

They'll never learn

Elon "later pedo guy" Musk is 6'2"

Robert "lol member blackface?" Downsey Jr is 5'9"

Didnt know they stacked shit that high.

Man, look at Elon go! Feuding with the media, blasting people on Twitter with random accusations... if this dude gets any dealer we might have to start a subreddit called r/TheMusket.

Drama where?

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Do you know which sub you're on?

You missed one

Fictional character in 2nd rate storytelling medium

Real person who made busload of money before shitposter was born

Marvel Comics alone has made more money and had a bigger cultural impact than Space Daddy could've dreamed of, if he was really as competent and innovative as his cultists claimed he was. lmao

Space Daddy vs Cape Shit in: Battle of the bollocks.

I'm not so sure.

If we are talking about age group infants to 8 years old, sure.

But fucking landing a rocket upright or futuristic looking electric car, that's real shit, my dude. Not to mention making Internet payment systems for everyone.

Lets not forget Space Lord Daddy Daddy also has driven solar and battery costs down. Comic books used to be $1 when I read them as a child. Now? $5 probably. Checkmark.

Not to mention making Internet payment systems for everyone.

that fucking sucks ass

Are you fucking bragging about capeshit?

And yet both Marvel Comics and Space Daddy have made more money and have had a bigger cultural impact than you, an utterly insignificant nobody who will never achieve anything more significant than your internet comments in a drama forum.

that's a given bro

I love Musk haters. They get so unbelievably butthurt.

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Right, and then you remember that Marvel Comics is the paper equivalent of Funkopops, and both are for dweeby kids or incel quadchin hamplanets.

real person

are you sure? he looks a lot like a robot to me

Not to fear, the Space Daddy Defence Force has arrived

Both are white males so who's the real winner 🤔

When mayos win, we're all the losers

Tony Stark - fiction Elon Musk - American Citizen and entrepreneur.

American Citizen

oh fuck 🤮, that makes it worse

What is this hate vs Elon Musk, can someone update me. Dude is awesome. He actually connects with ordinary people instead of just staying in his elite circles, he talks crap sometimes, look at how much crap we talk. Give the dude a break.

PS: Plssss buy his stock plss ;)

No Im just kidding I never bought any Tesla, rofl.

Lefties hate him because he doesn't like unions, and said that if the employees wanted the union, they would lose stocks benifits (?).

That plus the cave kids story and now he is pretty hated by le redittors.

Well stock options trump unionisation in a way. I've always been an advocate of stock options as a hardcore leftist and one of the things our leftist premier in Sweden (Palme) tried to force companies to do was exactly this. He offered them to limit striking rights in exchange of cutting in the worker on the profits of the company.

But I just like Elon as a person. Man so he wanted to help a bunch of kids with a sub, but let's remember...he didn't get mad cause of the sub being neglected but if I remember the diver insulted him in some way.

Yeah, I don't hate him either. I lack knowledge about the union meme to say something about it.

But it's a meme right now to shit on Elon and the Muskrats.

But a lot of people seem to hate him, not just your average leftist. I mean it's all over WallstreetBets and all over news and various subreddits.

I'm fucking personally upset. The dude creates some sweet drama and shows he's a normal dude deep down inside and people start hating on him. Fucking plebs man, fucking plebs.

You're clearly a Russian bot.

Personally don’t know much about the man except for this recent tantrum and the fact that he thinks his cars are actually self-driving despite having the worst autonomous driving of anyone seriously trying it including Uber whose work is literally bad enough to kill

So idk about the union stuff or whatever but as a software engineer I’m triggered by the ignorance+arrogance in that field and the fact that he’s a baby on Twitter doesn’t help

Fighting back against the jews was more impressive than anything Torny Stork did

Anyone who needs or gets a hair transplant should be shot.

the musk worship is pretty sad but the comparing real life to comic books is even fucking sadder. Someone unironically typed 'defeated Captain America and an army of superheroes' as a way to support their argument and didn't immediately step in front of a bus. We need evolution to step in and clean this shit up

Worship ?. Go such on a soother.

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Are you sayingboooooooooooooooooooooo ies ! Or boooooooooooooooooooooobies ?.

as a way to support their argument

lmao do you really think the person making this was being serious? It's a joke.

Chad Stark vs virgin Musk

I love all the assmad Elon Musk generates from internet losers who will never accomplish anything.

I love it and Elon does too.

superheroes

Yikes

ya but Elon’s women are 1000x better

Amber Heard and Talulah Riley vs Gwenyth Paltrow lol

defeated by a Thai governor

AND a pedo!

When did we become enough elon spam or whatever that shit sub is called.

I was gonna say that his hair plugs were pretty good then I remembered that he's a billionaire and now I think they look pretty shoddy all things considered.

Last one for iron man isn't really true, captain america and his side surrendered on ideological grounds as the civil war had just reached a stalemate and it seemed like they were just beating the shit out of each other for no reason, so it's not really as much of a defeat as it was a concession.

Neither of them defeated Thanos