I hear you’re rating cocks now.

9  2018-07-19 by PM_ME_UR_FIGURINES

6 comments

This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.

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0/10 - was expecting a real cock to rate.

I like the ones with big feathered feet

OH I have some fucking nuts alright.

I flipped off the Joliet police on May 25th at about 11:30, so they started following me and pulled me over after an "improper" left turn, and they took me out of the car to pat me down.

Officer "friendly" put his hands a bit too far in my crotch for my liking, so I quickly said "Hey man, you don't need to touch my dick so much I'm not some fucking homosexual faggot.".

Immediately upon hearing that, the cop took his hand into a fist, hit me in the back of my testicles as he continued to thrust forwards and open his fist into a hand whereupon he grabbed my entire dick and ball sack, squeezed it forcefully, and then pulled backwards with force ripping his hand away.

That faggot got a real feel for what nuts I have that night, hope he liked it, hope it's worth the investigation into them and their department from the FBI and office of the Attorney General for the State of Illinois.

8.5/10