UwU What's this? r/kotakuinaction users seem to be having mental breakdowns at the impending changes to their sub OwO

18  2018-07-19 by Starship_Litterbox_C

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Yes we've established that you aren't very bright, no need to tell me you also have trouble reading paragraphs, I assumed it was so already.

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Why do they have to write that way? It makes me uncomfortable, do they think of life like some kind of fucking action story or something? Or are they doing some kind of weird role play as internet warriors?

You were our last fallback against something like what you just did. You were the backup. You were our last hope, and you positioned yourself as such. You were the chosen one. And you betrayed our trust. And you sit upon that high-horse as a self-proclaimed hero among men, calling yourself a champion of the people as you tread upon our heads to climb to the top. You dare to throw up class struggle as a shield against criticism, as deflection of your betrayal.

And yet, your best efforts failed today. A day may come when our courage fails and we bow to those who claim to be our moral superiors, but I am proud to say that this is not that day.

A day may yet come when /r/KotakuInAction falls forever, but today is not that day! Take your momentary victory, it has done you no good to stab us in the back. You struck us down and we returned more powerful than you could imagine.

The queerest part is that you can somehow square destroying one of the few bastions of truly free-speech left on the internet in general and Reddit in particular as a defense of the first amendment, but alas, within this post lie many a contradiction one would not expect a sane mind to create. Farewell, David. And know this...

This was literally the worst possible move you could have made. Doing nothing would have served your purposes better, because now we gird our strongholds closer. You not only failed to destroy KotakuInAction, you have galvanized it.

In what way must the world hurt you to become this way? This makes me imagine that a venn diagram of autistic redditors and KIA users is almost a perfect circle.

Right back at you, you censorious motherfucker. Can I repost this the next time you start whining and demanding instant compliance to your sick ideology the second a virtual woman shows an inch of skin? Or whenever someone not in your poisonous little clique shows any indication they're having fun that isn't approved by you?

How about when you bitched and moaned when games you personally didn't like sold well? Or how about all those times you tried to aid and abet hostile takeovers of existing communities by your paymasters and then facilitated mass shaming of anyone who dared to ask why they were being treated like shit by the people they paid? Or how about when you deliberately made the atmosphere at industry conventions toxic so people you didn't personally know didn't feel welcome to intrude on your little personal fiefdom?

Or all those times you played hard defense for these massive companies destroying the hobby you claim to support and then having the absolute nerve to cast yourself as the lone hero against these same companies writing you checks and claim that you simply failed in this duty because the people in the space were just too stupid not to be duped?

Oh, oh, what about that time that you attempted to bully publishers into making sure that you and your friends would be the only arbiters of content? You remember that, don't you? When you managed to get player metrics taken offline so people couldn't see just how little your input was valued by the industry and then your friends and their outlets pitched a 3 day bitchfit because one of your friends singlehandedly deleting games they didn't like forced Valve to say that deleting games is bad?

Do you remember these things, Kotaku? Polygon? GIBiz? GamaSutra? No one?

Let's not even get into all those times where you treated your audience who still respected you after all this with the loftiest contempt imaginable; the complete shutting down of any forms of feedback on your jobs, the bullying of developers who said your articles were wrong with proof, the endless peans to a desired future when all the people reading just dropped dead and fucked off so they could let you play with your sandcastles?

So to these absolutely toxic outlets that have done their best to ruin everything that people weaker than them might enjoy, I say this:

No. Not here. Not in my space. Go away.

Haha you too

That's one of the biggest problems with gg and it's why I thought it was dumb from the start. They'd spam /v/ with threads where they talk about how they're going to go down in history for fighting in the gamer gate wars

Yeah that's right they think they're veterans of both the gg war and the meme war. It's funny on it's face but even funnier that some people unironically act this way.

Lmao @ the KiA losers down voting this submission.

For shame.

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Never a good sign when you have to tell people in advance.