WTF I love boomers now?

10  2018-07-20 by PresidentialSophist

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I'm not used to such hate being directed at me and that made me cry

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Boomers: stupid millenials and their stupid participation trophies. Theyre the worst.

Also boomers: are the ones that started giving participation trophies

> promotions the Biscuits offer for their home games, ranging from Outdoors Night to Military Wednesdays and Autism Friendly Night.

Autism friendly night? So uh, instead of baseball they have gaming stations set-up for sonic 3 speed running and a transsexual dilation station?

No, it's just they spend the other six days being mean to them.

I used to have a home before avocados consumed my life. Now I live in a broken tent next next to an interstate exit, leaving only to charge my phone and suck dick at the closest truckstop just to scrounge enough change for a few bags of those tender creamy fruits. Fucking boomers ruined my life and now they want to rub it in when people just want to enjoy our greatest pastime? Despicable. The Boomercide can't come soon enough.

Who doesn't like naps?

kys

Yes, that's another thing that sounds more interesting than baseball.

Millenials outraged

It's gonna be a couple Twitter posts, isn't it?

I do enjoy naps.

But I thought that was already an integral part of watching baseball