I used to have a home before avocados consumed my life. Now I live in a broken tent next next to an interstate exit, leaving only to charge my phone and suck dick at the closest truckstop just to scrounge enough change for a few bags of those tender creamy fruits. Fucking boomers ruined my life and now they want to rub it in when people just want to enjoy our greatest pastime? Despicable. The Boomercide can't come soon enough.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-07-20
I'm not used to such hate being directed at me and that made me cry
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-20
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1 miceandmovies 2018-07-20
Boomers: stupid millenials and their stupid participation trophies. Theyre the worst.
Also boomers: are the ones that started giving participation trophies
1 Neon_needles 2018-07-20
> promotions the Biscuits offer for their home games, ranging from Outdoors Night to Military Wednesdays and Autism Friendly Night.
Autism friendly night? So uh, instead of baseball they have gaming stations set-up for sonic 3 speed running and a transsexual dilation station?
1 nanonan 2018-07-20
No, it's just they spend the other six days being mean to them.
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-07-20
I used to have a home before avocados consumed my life. Now I live in a broken tent next next to an interstate exit, leaving only to charge my phone and suck dick at the closest truckstop just to scrounge enough change for a few bags of those tender creamy fruits. Fucking boomers ruined my life and now they want to rub it in when people just want to enjoy our greatest pastime? Despicable. The Boomercide can't come soon enough.
1 better_bot 2018-07-20
Who doesn't like naps?
1 snallygaster 2018-07-20
kys
1 better_bot 2018-07-20
Yes, that's another thing that sounds more interesting than baseball.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-07-20
Jess is very very upset about this
joketotally serious minor league baseball team’s promotional night.1 DannyLee90 2018-07-20
It's gonna be a couple Twitter posts, isn't it?
1 Denny_Craine 2018-07-20
I do enjoy naps.
But I thought that was already an integral part of watching baseball