Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. src
he's already mastered the fat girl angle shot, our boyo has the chance for a wonderful career of thottery on whatever the grindr version of instagram is
As a daddy defense force general I think it’s hilarious that he fucked all these whores and payed them off with fuck you money. Imma vote for him again now
Since DDF hasn't gotten here yet, I'll do their job for them:
this will truly be the end of Frlumphf!!
say it with me- 'Donald Trump is your President!' NYT
who cares?
they're just clinging to anything he might have done wrong because they don't have any evidence he colluded with Russia.
Hillary's campaign was even more corrupt!
nothing's going to come of this lmao
etc
Nothing can hurt his reelection chances.
He literally could take a big fat shit on his desk and the ddf will love it (maybe the desk was a Deep State™ operative or something)
It increases dem turnout, which is already going to be higher than the reps because they aren't the president's party. It's musty how American politics works.
It's not the DDF Trump should be worried about. It's the people who thought "eh, why the fuck not. maybe something else can't hurt for a change" that might get regret their decision.
I love that the bar is now "will this result in impeachment?" Like it's stupidly difficult to impeach a president, literally Trump could murder someone on the white house lawn and it would still be debatable if he'd get impeached.
Why do liberals want to become the bound and gagged subs of The Electric Pence? That weirdo might actually do stuff besides tweet weak bants. Trump is so legendarily incompetent his administration is barely treading water in a fully GOP-controlled government. Trump is like the hilarious result of a wish the GOP made on a monkey paw. From now to 2020 republican agendas will move the slowest by far under a Trump administration; keeping his orange ass in the chair until 2020 is the best case scenario for liberals right now.
Trump is like the hilarious result of a wish the GOP made on a monkey paw.
Wish
Spell Level: 9
Schools (Mage): Conjuration/Summoning, Beggar's Path, Zakharan Sorcerer, Wu Jen
Components: V
Range: Unlimited
Casting Time: 597 days
Duration: 1460 days
Saving Throw: Special (Electoral College)
Target: Special
This spell fulfills any wish of the caster. It can remove damage, restore the dead to life, or teleport the caster and the party to some other place, without causing the caster any issues. Wishes come true literally, according to the wording of the wish. All wishes age the caster 5 years. Stronger wishes impose a -3 penalty on Strength on the caster and require 2d4 days of bed rest for the caster due to the stresses the spell places on time, space, and the body.
The DM may pervert wishes that would hurt the game's balance -- for instance, wishing a creature dead is likely to be perverted, perhaps advancing the caster in time to a period where the creature is no longer alive, removing the caster from the campaign as a result.
You know that African (I think?) guy in a suit that people pay a couple bucks for short YouTube videos of him reading off memes? Make a similar channel where you coach some super retarded guy to recite statements you disagree with.
It would be the peak of political discourse in current year.
I mean you guys didn't give a shit when clinton was shoving cubans up the intern's vag - and lying about it under oath, why do give a shit who Trump was pounding in 2006?
Tell me how the most powerful man in america shoving his dick down the throat of the 20 year old intern - in the workplace - advances the cause of feminism?
People who weren’t born when that happened are legally allowed to drink now. Nobody who was on the fence will find that argument convincing. If you can’t use the last president as a scapegoat no ones gonna buy it, and unfortunately for you Obama doesn’t have any sexual scandals.
Hillary Clinton was Trumps competition, and now there's rumors of a 2020 run. Sorry, the Clintons are still very relevant even if they shouldn't be. Did you forget about Bill & Loretta's runway meeting already? Tsk tsk.
Clinton lied under oath, which absolutely violated federal laws. Yet dems fought not to impeach him.
There is no possible way for you libs to present this case without coming off as colossal hypocrites.
The prospect of not-clinton running against trump in a couple years must be absolutely terrifying based on how much effort yall put into trying to keep them relevant "even if they shoudn't be"
why do give a shit who Trump was pounding in 2006
This is tabloid level bullshit
The question is in regards to whether Trump misused campaign funds, not who he was banging. Though it is completely trivial compared to the other dumb shit he's done or may have done
I wonder if it falls under an exception. Cohen not acting as a lawyer, or maybe crime-fraud (advice on how to make an in-kind contribution without reporting it).
Hell, Guliani is talking about it, maybe Trump has waived privilege.
Nah they wont care. So long as Trump says he is against abortion they will vote for him even if he personally has all his whores get regular abortions.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-07-20
Wow, you just proved what an absolute retard you are.
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1 Nerdlinger 2018-07-20
Lordy, there are tapes.
1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-20
Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. src
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1 genericunimportant 2018-07-20
Bet it's not the only thing he's taped OwO
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-20
Mueller: What's this?
1 cmakk1012 2018-07-20
notices ur collusion
1 gyrotur 2018-07-20
Do you think Mueller likes anine?
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-20
I'm pretty sure he's a furry at heart.
1 GreatnessPersonified 2018-07-20
Nah he prolly like Japanese Cartoons with dagerously underage impossibly round eyed blond Japanese girls.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-07-20
This shits still going on?
1 Matues49 2018-07-20
here
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-20
It may surprise you to learn that formal investigations, especially those as far-ranging as the Mueller investigation, take time to resolve.
1 Silented 2018-07-20
That type of rational thinking is only for the Liebruls, am I right fellow magapede?
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-20
I mean, it's likely the only experience design with the courts he has is contesting DUI charges while hopped up on chinky import fentanyl.
1 DoktuhParadox 2018-07-20
This has really radicalized my centrism
1 soyboyoyoyoyong 2018-07-20
post tummy pix big boi
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-20
He posted nudes?
1 soyboyoyoyoyong 2018-07-20
sadly no, our resident shrek has only teased us with cheesecake mirror shots
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-20
Link pls.
1 soyboyoyoyoyong 2018-07-20
"our guy"
look at that big green belly, mmmmmm
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-20
Lmao is this really his?
1 soyboyoyoyoyong 2018-07-20
he's already mastered the fat girl angle shot, our boyo has the chance for a wonderful career of thottery on whatever the grindr version of instagram is
1 Matues49 2018-07-20
Lordy...
1 respaaaaaj 2018-07-20
DDF BTFO
1 Matues49 2018-07-20
They aren't taking this well.
1 marooncat1501 2018-07-20
As a daddy defense force general I think it’s hilarious that he fucked all these whores and payed them off with fuck you money. Imma vote for him again now
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-20
Violating federal campaign financing laws to own the libs.
1 marooncat1501 2018-07-20
Is that the best you got lmao, how do they prove this violates campaign finance laws? It’s so easy to wriggle out of . Daddy wins again :)
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-20
It doesn't prove it, it's evidence which strengthens the case that he did so.
Even you have to admit he looks shady as fuck after his recent Russia statements and gay diaperfur RP with Putin.
1 marooncat1501 2018-07-20
Daddy only grows stronger and bolder , I honestly can’t wait to see what this guy does when he’s a lame duck president in his 7th and 8th year
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-20
Colluding with Russia to own the libs.
1 marooncat1501 2018-07-20
I like Russia :) , I hope both of us bomb Germany again
1 iVirtue 2018-07-20
SMH. DDF didn't want WWlll with Hillary but want WWlll with daddy. 🙄
1 marooncat1501 2018-07-20
I want WWIII with Germany because they don’t have nukes to fight back with :)
1 iVirtue 2018-07-20
But France is docking buddies with Germany and they agreed to share nuclear tips together 🙄
1 marooncat1501 2018-07-20
Hopefully my African brothers will overrun France and stop them
1 iVirtue 2018-07-20
Only then will the mayocide finally commence. How arrogant you are to think you are safe from the future. 🤣
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-07-20
Whoa, I didn't think of that. Lame duck Trump when the dementia has fully kicked in? That's going to be amazing.
1 marooncat1501 2018-07-20
Hopefully he bombs a few countries lol
1 Strictlybutters 2018-07-20
Why he lyiinnnnnn than?
1 marooncat1501 2018-07-20
Because it’s easier
1 Strictlybutters 2018-07-20
And compulsive
1 marooncat1501 2018-07-20
And seductive
1 Redactor0 2018-07-20
Cuck logic at its finest.
1 marooncat1501 2018-07-20
Can I cuck your fat sister?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-07-20
The only thing you've ever cucked is your right hand when you got a little too excited watching the Leftorium episode of The Simpsons.
1 marooncat1501 2018-07-20
That’s a good episode!
1 miceandmovies 2018-07-20
Amn newfag, what does DDF mean?
1 Damuel 2018-07-20
Daddy defense force
1 miceandmovies 2018-07-20
Gracias
1 PalKitten22 2018-07-20
If it's not the piss tape, I don't care.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-20
Why do you want to see an old Mayo's cock this much?
1 Nerdlinger 2018-07-20
This sub is overrun with goddamn kink-shamers.
1 Matues49 2018-07-20
Why not?
1 Vegan_dogfucker 2018-07-20
It wasn't daddy doing the pissing. 😏
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-07-20
https://resistancehole.clickhole.com/bad-news-for-the-resistance-sources-close-to-mueller-1826194497
1 snallygaster 2018-07-20
Since DDF hasn't gotten here yet, I'll do their job for them:
this will truly be the end of Frlumphf!!
say it with me- 'Donald Trump is your President!'
NYT
who cares?
they're just clinging to anything he might have done wrong because they don't have any evidence he colluded with Russia.
Hillary's campaign was even more corrupt!
nothing's going to come of this lmao
etc
1 cmakk1012 2018-07-20
Q predicted this
1 Zeriell 2018-07-20
Q predicted my bowel movements
1 Nerdlinger 2018-07-20
Don’t forgot to mention that Bill Clinton was a rapist. That’s one of the first gotos in the sex-related stuff.
1 GreatnessPersonified 2018-07-20
Was?
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2018-07-20
Infowars dot com!!!!!!!
1 Illyana_Rasputin 2018-07-20
I'm sure he's laid off after almost raping his way into a heart attack.
1 wumbo17412 2018-07-20
what a quitter
1 GreatnessPersonified 2018-07-20
I thought was teh aids.
1 Sedai09 2018-07-20
13 year old level comment.
1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-07-20
Dana Loesch??
1 shitpersonality 2018-07-20
Thank you!
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-20
Damn Snally's being fucking savage today, must be that time of month again.
1 headasplodes 2018-07-20
This one's true tho
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-20
Wait and see a year later. Probs not impeachment, but deffo going to hurt his re-election chances.
1 geraldodelrivero 2018-07-20
i wonder if the Dems take over Congress they can censure him
1 brd4eva 2018-07-20
Nothing can hurt his reelection chances.
He literally could take a big fat shit on his desk and the ddf will love it (maybe the desk was a Deep State™ operative or something)
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-20
It increases dem turnout, which is already going to be higher than the reps because they aren't the president's party. It's musty how American politics works.
1 SpotNL 2018-07-20
It's not the DDF Trump should be worried about. It's the people who thought "eh, why the fuck not. maybe something else can't hurt for a change" that might get regret their decision.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-07-20
The more sure of a thing it is, the greater the chance the DNC fucks it up.
1 SpotNL 2018-07-20
Oh it definitely isn't a sure thing, but I feel it applies to both sides now. It all depends on the 2020 Dem candidate.
1 JakeArrietaGrande 2018-07-20
Triggering the libs 😂😂😂
1 watermark02 2018-07-20
I love that the bar is now "will this result in impeachment?" Like it's stupidly difficult to impeach a president, literally Trump could murder someone on the white house lawn and it would still be debatable if he'd get impeached.
1 Boring_normie 2018-07-20
Under the right circumstances it's doable. I mean, Clinton got impeached for lying about a BJ
1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-07-20
I mean he also had a house that loathed him
Newt Gingrich went to war to have him impeached while also carrying on an affair
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-07-20
Why do liberals want to become the bound and gagged subs of The Electric Pence? That weirdo might actually do stuff besides tweet weak bants. Trump is so legendarily incompetent his administration is barely treading water in a fully GOP-controlled government. Trump is like the hilarious result of a wish the GOP made on a monkey paw. From now to 2020 republican agendas will move the slowest by far under a Trump administration; keeping his orange ass in the chair until 2020 is the best case scenario for liberals right now.
1 Zeriell 2018-07-20
Wish
Spell Level: 9
Schools (Mage): Conjuration/Summoning, Beggar's Path, Zakharan Sorcerer, Wu Jen
Components: V
Range: Unlimited
Casting Time: 597 days
Duration: 1460 days
Saving Throw: Special (Electoral College)
Target: Special
This spell fulfills any wish of the caster. It can remove damage, restore the dead to life, or teleport the caster and the party to some other place, without causing the caster any issues. Wishes come true literally, according to the wording of the wish. All wishes age the caster 5 years. Stronger wishes impose a -3 penalty on Strength on the caster and require 2d4 days of bed rest for the caster due to the stresses the spell places on time, space, and the body.
The DM may pervert wishes that would hurt the game's balance -- for instance, wishing a creature dead is likely to be perverted, perhaps advancing the caster in time to a period where the creature is no longer alive, removing the caster from the campaign as a result.
Now you know why Presidents age so much.
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-20
Nerd
1 Zeriell 2018-07-20
thank you
1 Boring_normie 2018-07-20
Newsflash: federal investigations, especially ones with the same scope as Muller is dealing with, take several years.
1 pizzashill 2018-07-20
Yeah most of this shit is worthless. White evangelicals have no values.
1 ABigBigThug 2018-07-20
This just gave me a business idea.
You know that African (I think?) guy in a suit that people pay a couple bucks for short YouTube videos of him reading off memes? Make a similar channel where you coach some super retarded guy to recite statements you disagree with.
It would be the peak of political discourse in current year.
1 Think_Once 2018-07-20
New business idea for Alex Jones.
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1 menvaren 2018-07-20
I really miss poundcake
1 Boring_normie 2018-07-20
What happened to her? Did kaalaa murder her?
1 menvaren 2018-07-20
I don't know how else that story would have ended.
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-20
I think she basically got ousted
1 Boring_normie 2018-07-20
Ousted as what?
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-20
Mod
1 Yiin 2018-07-20
Behold: https://reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/4mo6h6/self_proclaimed_professional_editor_jewdank/d3xate4/
1 shallowm 2018-07-20
Does anyone have a mirror of the video?
1 Heydammit 2018-07-20
Why has no one commissioned this guy to do some drama copypastas?
1 wow___justwow 2018-07-20
I mean you guys didn't give a shit when clinton was shoving cubans up the intern's vag - and lying about it under oath, why do give a shit who Trump was pounding in 2006?
1 Matues49 2018-07-20
Clinton didn't represent the self-proclaimed party of morals and family values, Cleetus.
1 wow___justwow 2018-07-20
Dems are even worse, the party of feminism.
Tell me how the most powerful man in america shoving his dick down the throat of the 20 year old intern advances the cause of feminism?
1 Strictlybutters 2018-07-20
But nobody is going to tell you that....
1 KHDTX13 2018-07-20
You just made that up didn't you?
1 Matues49 2018-07-20
lolwut
1 SlackBabo 2018-07-20
People who weren’t born when that happened are legally allowed to drink now. Nobody who was on the fence will find that argument convincing. If you can’t use the last president as a scapegoat no ones gonna buy it, and unfortunately for you Obama doesn’t have any sexual scandals.
1 GreatnessPersonified 2018-07-20
Hold on. It wasn't 2018 when he was married to Michael Obama. It was a simpler time and being with a tranny wasn't cool like it seems to be now.
1 shallowm 2018-07-20
😴😴😴
1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2018-07-20
I'm just curious on this part. Could you list your reasons?
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-07-20
Tell me how taking a shit in your computer and smearing the leftovers on your keyboard before pressing enter advances the cause of MAGA?
1 wow___justwow 2018-07-20
Your comment made me completely rethink all of my political views and I'm ready to be cucked can you find a BBC for my wife please?
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-07-20
Yea I'll lend you my wife's bull he's a little chubby but he packs heat
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-07-20
feminism doesn't mean people don't smash brah.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-20
Bill Clinton isn't currently in the White House.
Trump's paying her off was done during the campaign.
1 wow___justwow 2018-07-20
Hillary Clinton was Trumps competition, and now there's rumors of a 2020 run. Sorry, the Clintons are still very relevant even if they shouldn't be. Did you forget about Bill & Loretta's runway meeting already? Tsk tsk.
Clinton lied under oath, which absolutely violated federal laws. Yet dems fought not to impeach him.
There is no possible way for you libs to present this case without coming off as colossal hypocrites.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-20
If you huff industrial paint thinners.
1 jamsterDAMN 2018-07-20
The prospect of not-clinton running against trump in a couple years must be absolutely terrifying based on how much effort yall put into trying to keep them relevant "even if they shoudn't be"
1 UmmahSultan 2018-07-20
The last sex scandal didn't take down Trump, but this one is identical in every way except that she's a brunette so I'm sure he'll be impeached soon.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-20
This time round it's possibly illegal under federal law though.
1 snallygaster 2018-07-20
Who are you talking about?
The question is in regards to whether Trump misused campaign funds, not who he was banging. Though it is completely trivial compared to the other dumb shit he's done or may have done
1 wow___justwow 2018-07-20
democrats in general
1 lol_te_gusto 2018-07-20
cristiano_injusticia.gifv
1 acct_118 2018-07-20
Now they're here
1 DangerToDemocracy 2018-07-20
Anyone have a link to the audio? The article is absolutely unhelpful in this regard.
1 froibo 2018-07-20
I doubt it, it is evidence.
1 myshl0ng 2018-07-20
well release the tapes then, what is he waiting for
1 bad_news_everybody 2018-07-20
If the tapes are protected under attorney client privilege, not even Cohen can release the tapes, let alone any of the investigators.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-07-20
I wonder if it falls under an exception. Cohen not acting as a lawyer, or maybe crime-fraud (advice on how to make an in-kind contribution without reporting it).
Hell, Guliani is talking about it, maybe Trump has waived privilege.
1 mrv3 2018-07-20
"I have evidence that does X, but won't release it"-People who don't have evidence
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-20
It's a legal iegal investigation. There are lots of reasons why they can't or won't release evidence to the general public.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-07-20
when are these assholes gonna learn that when you deal with shady ass people, they do shady ass things
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-07-20
Hopefully never
1 Strictlybutters 2018-07-20
[Still shot from this now infamous meeting]
1 JakeArrietaGrande 2018-07-20
We LIVE in a SOCIETY
1 ABigBigThug 2018-07-20
"She's a hoo-er! Not even a gumar."
1 StopStalinShowMarx 2018-07-20
I had to read this aloud and Google gumar to understand what was going on here. Every moment was a thrill. Now I'll have to say hoo-er over and over.
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-20
Trump had sortof a bad week, huh
1 zxcv1992 2018-07-20
I hope they release the tape publicly
1 telandrias 2018-07-20
$150000 for a prostitute of course our sexuality is held in a chokehold by christfags and regressive leftists.
1 iVirtue 2018-07-20
Nah they wont care. So long as Trump says he is against abortion they will vote for him even if he personally has all his whores get regular abortions.
1 JenkemButtChugger 2018-07-20
ohhhhh boy can't wait for nobody to do anything about this