This is it, folks. Australia has finally gone on the offensive against America. They've appropriated our culture. The way I see it, we have two options:
Nuke Kangarooland.
Get our numbers up by strapping American children into livestock stalls and forcefeeding them a simple diet of high fructose corn syrup in a bowl made out of butter.
I don't care how we achieve our goal, but MURICA MUST BE #1!
So we say big is beautiful, and let kids stuff their faces because it's easier than being good parents.
the obesity epidemic has nothing to do with the incredibly small "fat acceptance" movement and everything to do with mental health and overconsumption under capitalism
Maybe the movement itself is small, but fat acceptance in general is kinda prevalent.
Capitalism is the problem! Under a just communist world, you wouldn't have the choice to overeat!
Isn't it crazy that today, for the first time in human history, more people in the developed world are dying from too much food rather than too little?
Capitalism is the problem! Under a just communist world, you wouldn't have the choice to overeat!
They have a point. Hard to be obese and starving in a bread line. Fatness is a sign of uncommunist beliefs anyway, there will be none just like homeless
Anytime you hear Australians shit on Americans, remind them of things like this. I'd even go so far to say that Aussie white trash is worse than us white trash the majority of the time.
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Yeah we shouldn't be telling kids not to be fat. That's fat shaming. We should be telling that 178kg kid he is healthy just the way he is.
Obviously this is sarcasm. The vast majority of fat-acceptance types don't believe being fat is actually healthy, they just don't think that anything will ever work (because the thought of eating less upsets them).
I do this thing called 'exercise' to avoid becoming a blob. Women also find you more attractive when you do it a lot, unlike being a preachy malnourished vegan.
Liposuction doesn't actually work. They clog the machines or some shit. Bariatric surgery does work pretty well though, it just means they can't eat so much so "omg so risky".
Liposuction works exactly as intended, it's just that it was never intended as a weight-loss method. It's not safe to remove more than a couple of pounds of adipose tissue with liposuction. The intended use is as a "sculpting method"- removing a small amount of fat from a specific part of the body to change its shape.
I don't see the point, you can already tell when a kid is fat, don't have to measure it.
What they really need to do is teach both parents and kids about nutrition, how calories work, the health and possibly also social implications of being fat and that it's not an acceptable state. Also put taxes on food high in sugar, which they obviously won't do, those corporate shills.
Take that kid away from those parents tbh. Put him in a medical facility with controlled diet and figure out what the fuck is wrong with those parents that they let this happen.
I think most instances have a disorder, like the mechanism of feeling full is broken, or their brain is constantly telling them they're hungry. Prader Willi syndrome and the like.
A lot of people with extreme weights like that have conditions that make them prone to it. Most us would not get to a BMI that high even if we sat in bed all day stuffing our faces until we threw up.
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30 GuillotinesNOW 2018-07-21
This is it, folks. Australia has finally gone on the offensive against America. They've appropriated our culture. The way I see it, we have two options:
Nuke Kangarooland.
Get our numbers up by strapping American children into livestock stalls and forcefeeding them a simple diet of high fructose corn syrup in a bowl made out of butter.
I don't care how we achieve our goal, but MURICA MUST BE #1!
27 IsADragon 2018-07-21
Holy shit that's more than double my weight as a twenty something year old. How the fuck does that even happen...
9 mrv3 2018-07-21
Bad parenting
16 Peetrius 2018-07-21
Americans btfo, we gotta get our numbers up.
14 wisty 2018-07-21
Maybe the movement itself is small, but fat acceptance in general is kinda prevalent.
19 happyorangejuce 2018-07-21
Capitalism is the problem! Under a just communist world, you wouldn't have the choice to overeat!
Isn't it crazy that today, for the first time in human history, more people in the developed world are dying from too much food rather than too little?
10 Awayfone 2018-07-21
They have a point. Hard to be obese and starving in a bread line. Fatness is a sign of uncommunist beliefs anyway, there will be none just like homeless
6 happyorangejuce 2018-07-21
I mean, at least you have a choice in the being obese/dying from overeating. But you don't have a choice when you're starving.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-07-21
This doesn't explain Kim Jong-un.
11 loperetti 2018-07-21
Anytime you hear Australians shit on Americans, remind them of things like this. I'd even go so far to say that Aussie white trash is worse than us white trash the majority of the time.
9 IqtaKadabra 2018-07-21
Australia is just bigger, worse, Texas
3 loperetti 2018-07-21
Never been to texas, but north east white trash is at least on par.
1 aef823 2018-07-21
And florida is there somewhere.
And also New Zealand.
1 IqtaKadabra 2018-07-21
New Zealand is just bigger, worse, Oklahoma
9 Unkill_is_dill 2018-07-21
178 kg? The fuck? Lol, this is fat even according to American standards.
8 anothga 2018-07-21
How does a 9-year-old weight 178 kilograms and not drop dead?
7 lentil_farmer 2018-07-21
Don't think that a weighing (or weigh-in?) is necessary to diagnose this boyo with fatness of ye arse.
4 sticky3004 2018-07-21
Holy shit, that's over triple my weight.
3 celocanth13 2018-07-21
What kinda manlet are you?
1 sticky3004 2018-07-21
A tranny.
4 Bigwooddeck 2018-07-21
An absolute unit
2 aef823 2018-07-21
jfc that's two of me and I'm 25 and pretty tall.
WTF do they feed the kids down there? Kangaroos?
2 RollBread 2018-07-21
God forbid they hurt the feelings of a nine year old who is nearly nine times the weight he should be.
At those levels you have 50/50 odds of dying in your sleep from sleep apnea.
2 im-a-koala 2018-07-21
https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/90nu44/mandatory_weighins_considered_for_school_children/e2s0box?context=1
This guy is blaming his weight on capitalism.
1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-21
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1 wisty 2018-07-21
Obviously this is sarcasm. The vast majority of fat-acceptance types don't believe being fat is actually healthy, they just don't think that anything will ever work (because the thought of eating less upsets them).
2 RollBread 2018-07-21
Wonder why they never fucking lose weight when they give up so quickly.
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-07-21
Have they heard of liposuction?
4 automatic_chuck 2018-07-21
AIDS is better.
2 imissyouseattle 2018-07-21
They shouldn't be doing it for aesthetic reasons, your doctor means it when he says Mountain Dew will kill you.
2 BigDaddy_Delta 2018-07-21
Doesn’t work for big quantities
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-21
Have they heard of broccoli?
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-07-21
Fair. Plus they could probably afford broccoli.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-07-21
Who can't afford broccoli? A huge bag of floretes cost $2.99.
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-21
one of the many reasons why a vegan diet is sustainable and ethical
29 constantinople_2053 2018-07-21
a $2.99 bag of broccoli is produced neither sustainable nor ethical, lol.
28 mcslibbin 2018-07-21
i meant for me
it's sustainable for me
and it's ethical because it only hurts migrant workers or whatever, fuck them
12 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-07-21
Why not just eat the migrant workers?
11 le_epic_xd 2018-07-21
That's gay nigga
4 Foxehh3 2018-07-21
this but to stupid fucking chickens
7 mcslibbin 2018-07-21
i'm just saying, a chicken never raped my daughter
2 Foxehh3 2018-07-21
you let a migrant worker rape your daughter? 0/10 parenting honestly
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-07-21
Roosters are consummate rapists, look it up.
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-21
Holy shit they are
2 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-07-21
Honest veganism right here. I respect that.
4 automatic_chuck 2018-07-21
and gay
3 YameteOniichanItai 2018-07-21
If you're going for a skinny-ass soyboy look that is.
2 Kinderqueer 2018-07-21
I don’t want to sustain fat people
2 RollBread 2018-07-21
How is vegan food, often produced through the exploitation of migrant workers in terrible conditions, any better than any other produce you can buy?
Or is it blessed with the vape of a millennial?
It is logic as rational as Hallal butcherings, lul.
2 mcslibbin 2018-07-21
somebody's flustered
better cut back on that dairy. hormones are making you crazy.
2 RollBread 2018-07-21
No I simply have energy to expend due to not being a scrawny vegan.
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-21
fuck yeah, getting fat on those manly animal products
1 RollBread 2018-07-21
I do this thing called 'exercise' to avoid becoming a blob. Women also find you more attractive when you do it a lot, unlike being a preachy malnourished vegan.
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-21
sorry, exercise is boring and it hurts
fucking gross, dude, dont talk to me
dont @ me
1 RollBread 2018-07-21
Men will find you hotter too.
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-21
dont try to walk back your disgusting heterosexuality now
1 wisty 2018-07-21
Liposuction doesn't actually work. They clog the machines or some shit. Bariatric surgery does work pretty well though, it just means they can't eat so much so "omg so risky".
3 BigDaddy_Delta 2018-07-21
That’s assuming they do change they behavior, otherwise the patients get fat again
2 Singulaire 2018-07-21
Liposuction works exactly as intended, it's just that it was never intended as a weight-loss method. It's not safe to remove more than a couple of pounds of adipose tissue with liposuction. The intended use is as a "sculpting method"- removing a small amount of fat from a specific part of the body to change its shape.
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-07-21
Have they heard of bleach?
1 The_King_of_AIDS 2018-07-21
Im An ExCepTiOn To ThE lAwS oF tHeRmOdYaNmIcs
16 constantinople_2053 2018-07-21
so we should round up the fatties and stick them in some contraption to solve global energy needs and reliance on fossil fuels?
👏🏿sign👏🏿me👏🏿the👏🏿fuck👏🏿up👏🏿for👏🏿the👏🏿fatty👏🏿patrol👏🏿💯💯💯
7 The_King_of_AIDS 2018-07-21
What about a big fucking hamster wheel attached to a generator?
7 constantinople_2053 2018-07-21
hmm, sounds good. Only question is if even threat of torture or death is gonna motivate fatties to run
2 _Suprememe_ 2018-07-21
Just tell them they can't eat if they don't run.
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-07-21
It's not their fault, they barely eat anything
1 nybbas 2018-07-21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQuWnLmqt94&feature=youtu.be&t=37
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-07-21
I don't see the point, you can already tell when a kid is fat, don't have to measure it.
What they really need to do is teach both parents and kids about nutrition, how calories work, the health and possibly also social implications of being fat and that it's not an acceptable state. Also put taxes on food high in sugar, which they obviously won't do, those corporate shills.
2 Che_Gueporna 2018-07-21
That's for a kid who is like 20lbs overweight or something.
A kid who weighs 392 pounds? Yeah, that's all on lazy parents spoiling their kid and overfeeding him.
1 KingWayneX 2018-07-21
Theres no time for that in HEALTH class.
1 celocanth13 2018-07-21
How do you get that big in only 9 years? What does it even look like?
27 chocoboat 2018-07-21
here's a 10 year old at 423 pounds
75 GuillotinesNOW 2018-07-21
"Gee whiz, one day he weighed 60 pounds and went to sleep. When he woke up, it took four guys to get him out of bed!"
aaaaand a few seconds later
THIS MYSTERY MAY NEVER BE SOLVED!
22 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-07-21
It is the parents fault 99% of the time.
17 BonoboZilla 2018-07-21
99.999999%
10 Maggot_Pie 2018-07-21
The remaining percent is when the kid isn't raised by his own parents, right?
3 BonoboZilla 2018-07-21
Yes
3 BigDaddy_Delta 2018-07-21
The mom should be shoot from a trebuchet
4 your_covers_blown 2018-07-21
absolute unit!
4 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-07-21
Awe in the size of this LAD.
Actually more like horrified.
3 SlackBabo 2018-07-21
He’s a big guy
2 RealJackAnchor 2018-07-21
For everyone
2 hellohello1992 2018-07-21
He has horrible parents, poor kid
2 RealJackAnchor 2018-07-21
Found an update http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5420837/worlds-fattest-boy-arya-permana-30-stone-loses-12/
6 Che_Gueporna 2018-07-21
ah, the sun.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/6799207/nurses-creepy-tinder-profile-request-people-concerned-men-dates/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6830533/daisy-dymyd-hanged-herself-ropes/
I really ought to read it more often. They have WAY better stories that US tabloids.
2 RealJackAnchor 2018-07-21
Yeah I couldn't care less about the source, it was just the first link about Tubbs McGee here.
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-07-21
I know. Those just caught my eye and i had to share them.
1 UnexpectedLizard 2018-07-21
What? How is this a news story?
1 nybbas 2018-07-21
How the fuck do you let your kid get that big.
17 dramasexual 2018-07-21
Take that kid away from those parents tbh. Put him in a medical facility with controlled diet and figure out what the fuck is wrong with those parents that they let this happen.
9 chocoboat 2018-07-21
I just looked for more info and his mom listened to the doctor and restricted his diet, and he lost 170 pounds in the past two years.
3 imtoojuicy 2018-07-21
Put the parents in another med facility as well.
1 KingWayneX 2018-07-21
Take a kid away from their parents? Literal nazi
10 23skiddsy 2018-07-21
I think most instances have a disorder, like the mechanism of feeling full is broken, or their brain is constantly telling them they're hungry. Prader Willi syndrome and the like.
1 LeroyMoriarty 2018-07-21
Potter Willie or however it’s spelled. That’s a severe rarity though.
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-07-21
So? The whole point of being a child is that your parents are supposed to tell you what to do.
Doesn't matter if the kid says he's hungry, his parents should stop giving him food long before he literally can't get out of bed any more.
1 watermark02 2018-07-21
A lot of people with extreme weights like that have conditions that make them prone to it. Most us would not get to a BMI that high even if we sat in bed all day stuffing our faces until we threw up.
1 fuckrbrasilmods 2018-07-21
I approve because this is a health issue and a case of either rare hormonal imbalance or parental neglect.
1 OpeningMirror 2018-07-21
178??? Thats insane.
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-07-21
Was this kid like a perfect sphere? Sounds like quite the unit.
1 Ultrashitposter 2018-07-21
Is this because the gravity works differently in Australia?
4 cheers_grills 2018-07-21
It's to make sure he doesn't fall of into the sun.
10 Etsuko1 2018-07-21
At this rate the sun is going to fall into him
2 headasplodes 2018-07-21
It's because this country is a hellscape and going outside is for idiots
1 IqtaKadabra 2018-07-21
What are they going to do about the ground harnesses?
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-07-21
Stones are a tea with inhuman amounts of sugar and milk unit
1 Sedai09 2018-07-21
This is why anime needs to die
1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-07-21
Did they have to roll him into school?
1 -OrganisedChaos- 2018-07-21
This is embarrassing.
1 onionprincess 2018-07-21
I consider that straight up child abuse.
1 SpinningNipples 2018-07-21
I'm 68kg and 22 years old, how the fuck does a 9 years old even reach that point without dying? How does a human body resist that
1 arkenverg714 2018-07-21
Is that even anatomically possible for a 9 year old?