A love story unfolds on Reddit's Retirement Home.

79  2018-07-22 by snallygaster

By now we all know of SerialBrain2, the Qanon movement's most famous untreated schizophrenic and/or conman. It seems that he has attracted a not-so-secret admirer!

Some choice posts:

Finally,

Is this a beautiful love story in the making?

63 comments

WWG1WGA. Thanks for being a part of the team patriot!

No matter how many times I read that, I'll never get used to it. It just doesn't work as a slogan. It's like someone just had multiple strokes and collapsed on the keybroad, which is rather fitting when you consider Q's target group.

That, or baby's first words

It's some weird shit. They had a bunch of their posters who must have been LARPing as veterans trying to claim that the military has been using "WWG1WGA" for years.

I thought I had memory loss or something, since they had all these people saying it's an oft-used saying when I spent a dozen years in the Air Force without hearing it once.

Turns out they just got it from some giant flop of a movie no one's seen.

It's some weird shit

-George W Bush

(no really)

when I spent a dozen years in the Air Force

Lmao imagine thinking you served when all you did was sit around and play golf all day. Chair force gtfo

The marines are all we need really.

Sounds like Luigi's last words

"weeweegeewhoaweegeeaaaaa~y"

SO LONG, GAY LUIGI

We Were Gay 1nce, We’re Gay Always

Q is the greatest thing since Gamergate to happen to /r/drama

Hopefully it won’t get to the “hey Alexa can you please set my house on fire” point like it did with gg. GG is the dumbest , most mind noodling drama that gets posted here these days.

It's a shame that it ever got to the point where nerds felt confident enough to stand up for themselves to be honest.

syphilis cases increased by 52 percent

Hmm. Suddenly this retarded Boomer Q stuff makes sense: they have untreated neurosyphilis.

u/Luvlite if you love Q so much why don't you just marry him?

Well, because this is the only marriage I'm interested in. And when the time is right, I hope to see SB2 there!

the elect will be the bride of Christ.

Let us rejoice and be glad and give him glory! For the wedding of the Lamb has come, and his bride [the Elect] has made herself ready.

[9] Then the angel said to me, "Write: 'Blessed are those who are invited to the wedding supper of the Lamb!'" And he added, "These are the true words of God."

Holy Shit fellas we got a live one.

Yo gurl give me some of that juicy patriot puss puss. let me slide down your gelatinous highway of pleasure. let me be the salt to your snail trail. WWG1WGA.

wanting gussy

🤢🤢🤢

wat

Q followers= untreated mental illness.

I mean scripture doesn't forbade you being physically married as well tho.

But she already ruined her previous marriage by her whack job devotion to the Q cult, I guarantee it.

Wait, what's the "this" that is your only marriage? Marriage to Jesus is what you're talking about?

reported for doxxing

Life has jumped the shark.

-CEREALBRIAN3

Never thought I would see 8chan painted on someone's finger nail. Always good to know just when I think I have hit rock bottom, someone has fallen further than I.

Yes! It is. Thank you for noticing.

Dibs on maid of honor!

/u/luvlite don't let this jew anywhere near your rings

Goy status: Annoyed

haha u nailed me, 10 good goy points to u

I thought you oven dwellers loved rapefugees? And we all know when it comes to shiny things, you people will find a way

love it when we apparently subvert and destroy your society and all you can do is crypost on the internet about it. Damn it’s good to be chosen

We are totally superior to you silly goyim

gets genocided every other week since the beginning of time

Thank allah for tay-sachs

Mayos: "We are the superior race. We could crush everyone else, but are benevolent masters of the world."

Also Mayos: "REEEEE the Jews control the entire world and everything that happens is part of their unstoppable evil genius plan to genocide me!"

Calm down brown, when I want information on child brides or bestiality I'll ask

/r/Drama isn't your home, fugee.

(((We))) already took our profits selling the diamonds. We're not poor thugs like the lowly mayo junkie.

It is now shylock 😎😎😎

Implying jews aren't actually just turbo-mayos

Heeb pls

Imagine having that username unironically. Absolutely rent-free.

Says the Greek who spergs about Drumpf non stop

Cmon Agamemnon

Drumpf

Even as a novelty account this is boring and unoriginal. Do try harder.

Mayos wish they were us

I've always had a fetish for Jews. With your big brains, big wealth, big noses, and high pitched whiny voice always ((((kvetching)))) about mayos.

Marry me.

Pics or GTFO. I don't know what you're bringing to the table.

I already sent you my nudes after you promised you'd marry me.

I'm not that high

Agreed, I desperately wish I was 5'2", frail and with a nose that functions as an antenna

Poor Savage brainlet smdh

Wow😒😒 mde posters are so funny and clever 😴😴

You know it's bad when the snooze emoji is actually appropriate and not just Ed nonsense.

mde posters

?????

I know I'm on reddit too much because every time I read SerialBrain2 it takes me a moment to realise people aren't talking about me.

Who's SB2?

SerialBrain2 is the new cult leader who “translates” trump’s gibberish into super secret messages. It’s absolute insanity but it’s entertaining. He also claims to be a patriot, whatever that means, but yesterday spelled Iraq as “Irak,” which means he’s not a native English speaker.

Yep he's probably Russian

IMAGINE MY SHOCK

/youtuberlikeandsubscribe

People keep asking him for his nationality and he ignores them and reports the post. The r/greatawakening mods then ban the user asking the question it seems.

Cue surprise and shock.

Big shock. Big surprise. Huge hands. Many men were shocked i tell you.

u/Luvlite honey, seems like you need to take a bit of a detour to get to your loved one. This shit reminds me of Rasputin. Are you perhaps Queen of England ?

I have a concern about moderation. I have tried to let this slide for a long time now, but it is really starting to bug me and I guess it would be best to bring it up here instead of through direct messages with the mods. Well for a long time I've seen moderators come and go, and through it all I've come to realise that even though I believe we have a pretty solid mod team already (thanks for being great btw), it makes me wonder why i am not a mod yet. Anyways, I hope this issue is thoroughly discussed in modchat so that a solution can be reached which will calm and satisfy both sides of this issue. Thank you for listening, I hope we can resolve this issue as soon as possible.

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  2. No matter how or who SB2 is or came... - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, removeddit.com, archive.is

  3. I love SB. I know his spirit. I've ... - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, removeddit.com, archive.is

  4. I love him...There is no one on thi... - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, removeddit.com, archive.is

  5. She gets a manicure. - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, removeddit.com, archive.is

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