To United States Commissioner on International Religious Freedom Tony Perkins: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE BUTTSEXERS AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A SEXUAL ORIENTATION THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!
I 100% support Tony Perkins! The acceptance of homosexuality started with the NFL. The gay recruiters infiltrated the NFL back in the 1970's. It all started with a gay fashion change that subliminally made tough, very straight men, gay.
Bare with me folks. I'll explain. The gay recruiters changed football pants and turned them into a copy of male ballerina skin tight pants that show everything! I am a very straight Christian male, I even have a wife. (Believe me, we have sex.) Butt whenever I watch football my eyes are immediately drawn to the players butts! Its so gross, I can't help looking. HD tv makes it much worse.
Have you ever watched a game then after keep seeing images of Tom Brady's butt seared into your brain like I have. I bet you have. I'll be at work and sometimes thats all I can think of. Gross.
If your a good Christian like me you will insist that the NFL do something about this. Number one, they should only show the players from the waist up. Number two, they should make players wear some kind of skirt over their private areas that cover their butts. Little boys are watching and will end up gay if we do nothing.
The gay recruiters have been active for a long time. We were successful in getting the NBA and tennis to change their outfits from short shorts to baggy shorts. We can do it with football too!
Tired of thinking about Tom Brady's butt all day? Join me and my fellow Christians. Do it for the children and God Bless!
Wow, imagine my surprise. The leader of a traditional Christian organization said homos were a mistake. It must be a day ending in "Y." /r/politics is really phoning in the outrage this week. Did they have a bunch of Shareblue losers go on vacation or something?
That said, "Death to those who insult Snappy Bussy."
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-23
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1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-07-23
To United States Commissioner on International Religious Freedom Tony Perkins: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE BUTTSEXERS AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A SEXUAL ORIENTATION THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!
1 Fr33_Lax 2018-07-23
Are you under the presumption that we will actually get off our asses to defend our rights instead of getting shot ironically?
1 Psyman2 2018-07-23
Getting shot unironically is so 2000-late.
1 Rivea_ 2018-07-23
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1 EasySchmitty 2018-07-23
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1 le_epic_xd 2018-07-23
You left a space
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-07-23
Full comments posters are worse than np link posters.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-07-23
I approve.
1 allendrio 2018-07-23
thats some good pasta you can just reuse it and change it to hiding mens butts in different situations
1 jubbergun 2018-07-23
Wow, imagine my surprise. The leader of a traditional Christian organization said homos were a mistake. It must be a day ending in "Y." /r/politics is really phoning in the outrage this week. Did they have a bunch of Shareblue losers go on vacation or something?
That said, "Death to those who insult
SnappyBussy."