Avoid parenthetical insults—they just diminish your authority. Throughout the post, you're best points seem to be lost in a sea of self-aggrandizement and scattershot thinking
I didn’t even have to get married to an Australian women to get dragged through the coals by one legally. Living with her, one day i’d had enough of her shit and showed her the door, nek minute I’m rolling out of bed (new whore in bed) with the police at my door. She made up all this shit to get me in trouble. Nothing came out of it, except a year of anxiety and lawyer costs, and maybe a little PTSD because I was so worried it would sink my career if I got found guilty. It was a shit time. I used to feel sorry for myself, but as I grew older I realized that I got taught a valuable lesson for a fraction of the usual tuition fee - don’t date or fucking marry feminist ‘empowered’ cunts.
A lot of my friends haven’t learn this lesson, or listened to me. I’m watching as they wife up ex-slut career women and buy houses. They’ll look like they have it all compared to me, I just married the humble Taiwanese girl. Luckily I just get to watch it all come down like a house of cards later, we know the statistics don’t lie. In fact, my best mate who I am practically speaking about, already got cucked by his ex girlfriend. She was fucking and sucking her boss and coming home to him every night while he danced like a monkey to keep her entertained so she wouldn’t leave him. But he’ll never learn.
Anyway enuf about me, how are you m8? How’s your fempat? You seem to love these empowered-cunt types too I believe. Like ‘em nice and meaty, more testosterone than a bull ey
Son, you've also failed your race.
If you want to visit Deutschland with u/shark_life, well, I can borrow a second luger. Take you both to see one last sunset somewhere nice. I'm sure you're more reasonable than my loser grandson, and you'd do the right thing.
I don't know why this generation can't get decent women. I had a loyal wife and a few side women 😉. Gott knows how many Aunts and Uncles I made you, u/shark_life. I can't believe you can't get any u/panseared_tuna back home in Deutschland.
Grandson,
I've managed to borrow a second Luger from an old Kamerad in the SS. I've got a nice bottle of Schnapps we can drink before the big event, when you finally do the honourable thing.
Let me know what's convenient for you and /u/flubbabubbanoonga, and i'll book airfares.
-Love Opa
PS: I don't think a trip to India will help you find yourself. Due to your lifestyle choices(bussy), i'm sure you come into contact with a lot more fecal matter than even your average pajeet.
PS2: Maybe we could forget all this. You could come back to Deutschland, rediscover your heritage and start over.
I don't know why this generation can't get decent women.
Your generation beat them too hard gramps. If youd taken the fucking stand and told them they didnt go off and die in the 1000s in WWI and WWII so they dont deserve to vote we wouldnt be in this shit pit in every country that these idiots have rights.
Being serious for a second though go look at the list of what each sex finds important when choosing a political candidate. Women L I T E R A L L Y vote with their vaginas. I dont think 'the economy' even comes top five for them.
Pot meet Kettle - Lecturing other men on failing their forefathers. You've failed your forefathers in the ultimate way. You're off gallivanting about china, being a cum receptacle for anything with legs(and I hear a few without). I didn't serve in the SS for this.
Why can't you come home, and pop out a nice blue eyed, blonde haired child with Helga?
Anyway, hope everything else is going well in China.
-Love Opa
It's unironically good for drama. Remember when some gay theater kid who knew someone who saw a school shooting became the leading commenter on Gun Rights?
People with decades-long careers in the media lost their gigs because they couldn't turn down their sperg meters for two weeks when it came to that kid.
He's also in favour of guns and tobacco for all, thinks global warming is a lie, and that public anything should be abolished (healthcare, education, the ABC).
He's also in favour of guns and tobacco for all, thinks global warming is a lie, and that public anything should be abolished (healthcare, education, the ABC).
You can argue the rest based on whatever loopy version of freedom you subscribe to, but the global warming thing is at best fruitcake territory, at worst naked self-interest at the expense of everyone and everything else and arguably pure evil.
at worst naked self-interest at the expense of everyone
"Omg the world is coming to an end. In a convenient twist, only a spate of liberal policies we've long advocated for will save all of humanity."
But tbh I have a huge self interest in seeing the Eastern seaboard (including the entire state of Florida) and a significant amount of the third world underwater.
global warmings probably real but until we can force india and china to stop pumping shit into the atmosphere theres no point crippling yourself to try and offset it
especially in australia where its like 1% of global output
He's also in favour of guns and tobacco for all, thinks global warming is a lie, and that public anything should be abolished (healthcare, education, the ABC)
Yes
Yes
No
Mixed
I don't know about the global warming issue, I suspect there is probably more nuance here than people are relating, but every other position is reasonable depending on how you want to run things. Like, I generally agree with the concept of less government over all, but don't agree with replacing public health care with a full private system, even though I'd probably benefit from such a change.
I dunno, I'm not big on having to agree with someone 100% of the time to think they're all right, nor am I one of those guys that changes his own opinions to get in line with a party (which seems to be most of hyper partisan reddit).
This guy seems like a garden variety Lolbertarian, which I honestly find pretty refreshing for Australia. Hell, I actually think if you could just curb some of their excesses, Libertarians are more right than wrong compared to most other major party platforms.
I think if he was a geniune libertarian I could respect him. But more often than not he's just your garden variety corporate interest mouthpiece hiding behind libertarianism.
Now he's actively going after the MRA market, which to be fair is a ripe fruit lush for the picking.
The context was a debate over whether tasers should be legal (in part to help women protect themselves against rapists). SHY said something like "Women shouldn't have the burden because men are responsible for rape", so Lolonhjelm said something like "stop shaggin' men then".
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-23
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1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-07-23
This Aussie's Emu Overlord needs to get her back in line.
1 Shark_life 2018-07-23
@u/flubbabubbanoonga
Your women are a lost cause.
You aussie men have failed your forefathers.
1 flubbabubbanoonga 2018-07-23
I wholeheartedly agree.
I didn’t even have to get married to an Australian women to get dragged through the coals by one legally. Living with her, one day i’d had enough of her shit and showed her the door, nek minute I’m rolling out of bed (new whore in bed) with the police at my door. She made up all this shit to get me in trouble. Nothing came out of it, except a year of anxiety and lawyer costs, and maybe a little PTSD because I was so worried it would sink my career if I got found guilty. It was a shit time. I used to feel sorry for myself, but as I grew older I realized that I got taught a valuable lesson for a fraction of the usual tuition fee - don’t date or fucking marry feminist ‘empowered’ cunts.
A lot of my friends haven’t learn this lesson, or listened to me. I’m watching as they wife up ex-slut career women and buy houses. They’ll look like they have it all compared to me, I just married the humble Taiwanese girl. Luckily I just get to watch it all come down like a house of cards later, we know the statistics don’t lie. In fact, my best mate who I am practically speaking about, already got cucked by his ex girlfriend. She was fucking and sucking her boss and coming home to him every night while he danced like a monkey to keep her entertained so she wouldn’t leave him. But he’ll never learn.
Anyway enuf about me, how are you m8? How’s your fempat? You seem to love these empowered-cunt types too I believe. Like ‘em nice and meaty, more testosterone than a bull ey
1 Shark_Lifes_Granddad 2018-07-23
Son, you've also failed your race.
If you want to visit Deutschland with u/shark_life, well, I can borrow a second luger. Take you both to see one last sunset somewhere nice. I'm sure you're more reasonable than my loser grandson, and you'd do the right thing.
I don't know why this generation can't get decent women. I had a loyal wife and a few side women 😉. Gott knows how many Aunts and Uncles I made you, u/shark_life. I can't believe you can't get any u/panseared_tuna back home in Deutschland.
1 flubbabubbanoonga 2018-07-23
Do you promise it will be somewhere nice?
1 Shark_Lifes_Granddad 2018-07-23
Of course, maybe Obersalzberg or a storeroom in a Lidl.
1 sweetyellowknees 2018-07-23
Ah Lidl, Germanys only store.
1 Shark_life 2018-07-23
You dirty pajeet stop LARPing as my grandpa, go back to /r/bakchodi
You can shoot /u/flubbabubbanoonga at either of the above. Both are in your area.
1 Shark_Lifes_Granddad 2018-07-23
Grandson,
I've managed to borrow a second Luger from an old Kamerad in the SS. I've got a nice bottle of Schnapps we can drink before the big event, when you finally do the honourable thing.
Let me know what's convenient for you and /u/flubbabubbanoonga, and i'll book airfares.
-Love Opa
PS: I don't think a trip to India will help you find yourself. Due to your lifestyle choices(bussy), i'm sure you come into contact with a lot more fecal matter than even your average pajeet.
PS2: Maybe we could forget all this. You could come back to Deutschland, rediscover your heritage and start over.
1 Aivias 2018-07-23
Your generation beat them too hard gramps. If youd taken the fucking stand and told them they didnt go off and die in the 1000s in WWI and WWII so they dont deserve to vote we wouldnt be in this shit pit in every country that these idiots have rights.
Being serious for a second though go look at the list of what each sex finds important when choosing a political candidate. Women L I T E R A L L Y vote with their vaginas. I dont think 'the economy' even comes top five for them.
1 Shark_Lifes_Granddad 2018-07-23
Hi Grandson,
Pot meet Kettle - Lecturing other men on failing their forefathers. You've failed your forefathers in the ultimate way. You're off gallivanting about china, being a cum receptacle for anything with legs(and I hear a few without). I didn't serve in the SS for this.
Why can't you come home, and pop out a nice blue eyed, blonde haired child with Helga?
Anyway, hope everything else is going well in China.
-Love Opa
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-07-23
I like how childrens opinions are being taken seriously in current year
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-07-23
It's unironically good for drama. Remember when some gay theater kid who knew someone who saw a school shooting became the leading commenter on Gun Rights?
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-07-23
People with decades-long careers in the media lost their gigs because they couldn't turn down their sperg meters for two weeks when it came to that kid.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-07-23
Laura Ingraham still has a job
1 EternallyMiffed 2018-07-23
Fuck that little shithead and his la creatura girlfriend, wish theyd get caught in the crossfire too.
1 mcslibbin 2018-07-23
Haha you're cool eternallymiffed
Don't come to drama tomorrow
No seriously, stop posting
1 EternallyMiffed 2018-07-23
lel
1 KameraadLenin 2018-07-23
ima bring back a classic for this one.
"Y so serious?"
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-23
Relevant username.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-07-23
I dont remember, what was it?
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-07-23
ohhhh shit lol was it that kermit the frog looking oid? lmao
1 VidiotGamer 2018-07-23
David Leyonhjelm is alright in my book.
He picks fights with lolcows like this woman and he wants to get rid of out stupid censorship laws.
1 Not_Stupid 2018-07-23
He's also in favour of guns and tobacco for all, thinks global warming is a lie, and that public anything should be abolished (healthcare, education, the ABC).
Plus, he's a cunt. And not the good kind.
Very good for dramacoin though.
1 ason 2018-07-23
Good damn, he's like our mascot or something. Behead those who insult Leyonhjelm.
1 Daxx46 2018-07-23
Well he'd be the mascot we constantly mock...even for this place he's incredibly stupid.
1 HailSanta2512 2018-07-23
Do we really want to put Ed out of a job?
1 GrittyOil 2018-07-23
Tbh the abc is shit
1 DoctorMort 2018-07-23
And that's a good thing!
1 Not_Stupid 2018-07-23
You can argue the rest based on whatever loopy version of freedom you subscribe to, but the global warming thing is at best fruitcake territory, at worst naked self-interest at the expense of everyone and everything else and arguably pure evil.
1 DoctorMort 2018-07-23
I'm not actually claiming his positions are good, I'm just memeing on modern (((journalism))).
For some reason I thought that belonged as a punchline to your comment.
1 Not_Stupid 2018-07-23
Punching him the face would be a good punchline. Where's Astro Labe when we need him??
1 DoctorMort 2018-07-23
Whoa dude, advocating violence against politicians is never cool. I hate that kind of stuff. Especially coming from r/australia moderators.
1 Not_Stupid 2018-07-23
What are you, the drama police? Get outta here...
1 DoctorMort 2018-07-23
🚨🚨🚨 wee woo wee woo 🚨🚨🚨 if u don't apoloigize to david leyjekhjolm roight neow i'm going to confiscate ur vegemite loisence.
1 Not_Stupid 2018-07-23
That's it. I'm taking this to the Prime Minister.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-07-23
"Omg the world is coming to an end. In a convenient twist, only a spate of liberal policies we've long advocated for will save all of humanity."
But tbh I have a huge self interest in seeing the Eastern seaboard (including the entire state of Florida) and a significant amount of the third world underwater.
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-23
global warmings probably real but until we can force india and china to stop pumping shit into the atmosphere theres no point crippling yourself to try and offset it
especially in australia where its like 1% of global output
1 VidiotGamer 2018-07-23
Yes
Yes
No
Mixed
I don't know about the global warming issue, I suspect there is probably more nuance here than people are relating, but every other position is reasonable depending on how you want to run things. Like, I generally agree with the concept of less government over all, but don't agree with replacing public health care with a full private system, even though I'd probably benefit from such a change.
I dunno, I'm not big on having to agree with someone 100% of the time to think they're all right, nor am I one of those guys that changes his own opinions to get in line with a party (which seems to be most of hyper partisan reddit).
This guy seems like a garden variety Lolbertarian, which I honestly find pretty refreshing for Australia. Hell, I actually think if you could just curb some of their excesses, Libertarians are more right than wrong compared to most other major party platforms.
1 Not_Stupid 2018-07-23
I think if he was a geniune libertarian I could respect him. But more often than not he's just your garden variety corporate interest mouthpiece hiding behind libertarianism.
Now he's actively going after the MRA market, which to be fair is a ripe fruit lush for the picking.
1 myshl0ng 2018-07-23
Only if you're a faggot
1 DeathByDragonDildo 2018-07-23
I'd rather watch TYT TBH.
1 cincilator 2018-07-23
why was she told to "stop zhagging men"? What was the context here?
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-07-23
hoe activities
1 wisty 2018-07-23
The context was a debate over whether tasers should be legal (in part to help women protect themselves against rapists). SHY said something like "Women shouldn't have the burden because men are responsible for rape", so Lolonhjelm said something like "stop shaggin' men then".
Also, he may have been implying she was a ho'.
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-23
thats a common rumor apparently
she was like "omg im at such a risk from all these men" and hes all "stop fucking so many then"
it was a good burn imo
1 myshl0ng 2018-07-23
Single mothers are duck trash
1 holditsteady 2018-07-23
australia lmao