Alex Jones pantomimes shooting Robert Mueller: "You're going to get it, or I'm going to die trying, bitch. Get ready"

111  2018-07-23 by icefourthirtythree

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Posts Media Matters paragraph that calls Alex Jones a baddie

Wow so much drama here.

just appreciate how entertaining it is when the sub is this divided and seriousposting about politics lol

lol

cp has the hangries again

i enjoy that you have so little to try and use against me that you take my shitposting that i do specifically to annoy stupid people and pretend like it angers me for some reason

lol you guys are so bad at this

lol

mad again and not even trying to hide it

fucking lol dude cringe get some new insults please just for varietys sake

fucking lol

platinum-tier mad

They cut out all the context that makes Alex Jones seem far more sensible and reasonable!

There's no paragraph from Media Matters. All that's on that page is a transcription from the video.

lol I like how he repeats "politically" several times, because even this batshit retard knows he better be extra clear in that to avoid jail time

everyone's so scared of Mueller, they'd let Mueller rape kids in front of people, which he did

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Next he say that hes gonna tnt their house in minecraft

He's gonna rape his kids in roblox

batshit retard

He doesn't actually believe most of the things he says, and has said repeatedly that the show's just entertainment. He's mostly just figured out that he can pander to the paranoid conspiracy theorists for a bit, then turn around and sell them vitamin supplements.

I shit you not, that's his entire business model: selling snake oil to conspiracy theorists dumb enough to buy it.

Joe Rogan minus the steroids and homosexuality

minus the homosexuality

is he though?

Also the frogs are getting gayer. That one's true.

Sounds exactly like something Bill Hicks would do. Just saying.

LISTEN UP YOU PEDOVORE MOTHERFUCKER I WILL FUCK YOU UP THE ASS AND CUM IN YOU SO HARD UNTIL YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH AN ASSBABY AND CUT YOUR THROAT AND LEAVE YOU DEAD IN A PUDDLE OF BLOOD ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD...politically.

My boi psychic warrior Alex Jones, slayer of Baernoloths and Amnizus

Protector of the Brainforce

I'm constantly in fear that I'm not being a real man

Alex Jones might have actually told the truth for once.

"Sometimes, after sucking Daddy's dick, I feel a little gay. Must be the water"

Hey, that's not true. "I NEVER SUCKED ON ANY DINGDONGS!!!"

NO GAY, NO GAY, YOU GAY.

That's the thing, is like, once it's [special counsel Robert] Mueller, everyone's so scared of Mueller, they'd let Mueller rape kids in front of people, which he did. I mean, Mueller covered up for a decade for [Jeffrey] Epstein kidnapping kids, flying them on sex planes, some kids as young as seven years old reportedly, with big perverts raping them to frame people. I mean, Mueller is a monster, man. God, imagine -- he's even above the pedophiles, though. The word is he doesn't have sex with kids, he just controls it all.

This mueller character sure is a busy man.

MUELLER BACKWARDS IS SOROS!!!

Your spelling is just as good as your critical thinking skills

I have concrete evidence tying John Podesta to Brazilian ex-Nazis, don't doubt my investigative ability.

Media Matters has actually been funded by Soros funnily enough.

Surely there has to be a way to have a political disagreement with someone without accusing them of literally being a pedovore. The right has lost the distinction somehow. "Jeez all my political enemies are literally pedovores!"

You're wrong. It's a scientifically-proven fact that every single person in the world to the left of Alex Jones rapes and eats children.

You know it's true because I said "science," and science is right about everything but global warming, which is a tool of the pedovores to steal jobs from Americans.

I love when he calls people bitch. Definitely one of those guys who you wonder how he hasn't gotten a fucking Oscar yet :( smh

lol mediamatters dot org

anyone who doesnt realise david brock is the exact same level as alex jones is a faggot

"Hey, you guys should disregard the things Alex Jones is saying in this actual video of his show because the source that posted it online is just as retarded as Alex Jones."

so if alex jones wrote an article about a guy he didnt like youd take it at face value? lol

this guy

He didn't write an article. He linked to a video of Jones sperging out and didn't editorialize on it at all. If you can't see the difference, you're really an incredible mong.

If Alex Jones showed us a video of David Brock being a fucking retard, why wouldn't I take it at face value?

He didn't write an article.

no he just founded and owns and controls it 100%

so i guess if paul joseph watson or whatever wrote an article would be a better comparison

If Alex Jones showed us a video of David Brock being a fucking retard, why wouldn't I take it at face value?

he actually showed a bunch of pictures of him hanging out with that pizza shop pedo, thats one of the things that started pizzagate

It's still not an article. It's a video. Presented without editorialization.

If you I were to videotape you doing some fent and fucking your sister and post it on some sub for libtards, does the place I posted it mean that the video proof of you being an average white person is somehow fake?

i just love how partisan some of you have gotten to the point you actually support people like brock and all the weirdo lefty anger subs

and lol at the weird anti white anger when youre prob white or some mutt mix

i just love how partisan some of you have gotten to the point you actually support people like brock and all the weirdo lefty anger subs

Further proof that American Mayos have shit-tier IQs and can't read.

and lol at the weird anti white anger when youre prob white or some mutt mix

Imagine commenting on /r/drama without being able to read, so you go through life not understanding that /r/drama is a hate space for incest-Americans.

No one in this thread has shown any support for Brock.

op is from his website and should be mocked just as though someone posted an infowars video

so you go through life not understanding that /r/drama is a hate space for incest-Americans.

by that im assuming you mean how all the indians and pakistanis get all pissy about poo jokes and the making fun of brown people

You do understand that infowars posts editorial videos and not just plain videos of people saying stupid shit? If they posted a video of HRC giving a recipe for braised human fetus on a bed of arugula, it wouldn't be "an infowars video" full of shit they made up, it would just be a video showing that HRC eats babies.

No wonder you mongs think EVERYTHING is fake news.

no he just founded it an controls it.

Do you honestly think that Alex Jones runs mediamatters.org?

The person you're replying to is saying that the linked article contains a video of Alex Jones saying the quoted text.

david brock runs it, lol you goof stop trying so hard

You utter retard, there is literally a video of Alex Jones saying it on the page. The site being agendapositis drivel doesn't make the video fake.

alex jones yells constantly until hes red in the face it doesnt mean hes going to assassinate someone lol thats just normal alex

Where did he touch you

I suppose I was overdue to check in to see what Alex Jones has been up to since he lost custody of his kids, or more importantly everyone stopped caring about his crazy shit since Obama was out of office. Same old same old I guess although he seems a bit more medicated than usual.

warning: lead is known to cause retardation.

Lead can be found in Flint, paint, and Jones’ supplements...

I mean, regardless of source, it's funny as fuck.

Imagine being the FBI agent assigned to Alex Jones. You just hang out at the McDonald's near his house and then once a week knock on his door and tell him to knock that shit off. He's just like an annoying neighbour but to the entire law enforcement of America.

has Mueller even given any public indication of what he’s doing? why peoples so mad

Mediamatters.org

WTF Shareblue shills aren't even trying to hide anymore.