I'm /u/goldswitchblade

30  2018-07-24 by imgoldswitchblade

Hey all my fans and haters! I'm goldswitchblade. I have no idea who this fake wannabe /u/seashellstar chica is cuz I am the real goldswitchblade. I deleted my account for personnel reasons. This aint even supposed to be all that dramatic but haters wannabe sweaty!

34 comments

skrrt skrrt my dicc hurt

I will never not like down voting you

Thank you Dr. Douglas Berger 😋😘

No , I'm goldswitchblade

will the real goldswitchblade please stand up?

Looks like we’re gonna have a problem here.

act like you've never seen a mayo before

Yeah, but she’s so cute though!

No I'M Spartacus!

I'M DIRTY DAN!

Post Bobs and Lasagna

No, I’m the golden switch blade.

NO YOU ARENT STOPIT!!

YES I AM YOU STOP SUCKIN MY LONGDISTANCE BOYFRIEND OFF!!!!!! I KNO ABOUT THE CYBER RUSSIAN SEX!!!

Nice try u/ed_butteredtoast: we all know that I'm u/goldswitchblade

Literally who?

u/Ed_ButteredToast is an account who regularly comments in r/Drama

Yeah, doesn't ring a bell...

where's Ed to snoozepost this shit

said no one ever

(And that's a good thing!)

I literally just said it tho

u/seashellstar is this true?

Literally who?

Some dumb slut who posted nudes.

Aren't they all tho

Yes but this one also talked about killing herself.

Don't they all at some point? I know one who does on her personal subreddit because of course she has a personal subreddit.

I'm /u/goldswitchblade

Hey all my fans and haters! I'm goldswitchblade. I have no idea who this fake wannabe /u/seashellstar chica is cuz I am the real goldswitchblade. I deleted my account for personnel reasons. This aint even supposed to be all that dramatic but haters wannabe sweaty!

Post gussy

Kindly keep yourself safe.

Post new nudes so we know it’s you.

Nothing personnel kid 😎

🅿ost 🅱ussy

Your only flaws are your inferior 3DPD brain and your omen double chin.

Tits or you're a fako