Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. ^src

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OMG local subreddit e-celebrity Ed_ButteredToast is posting about me. This is such an honor.

It is. How you going to thank him?

⠀⠀ 🤠 　😮😮😮 😮 　😮　😮 👇🏽 😮😮　👇🏽 　😮　 😮 　😮　　😮 　👢　　👢

Howdy Ed. I'm here to suck you off

Hopefully u/bugslife22112 isn't too starstruck by Ed to not watch his drink.

I think doubles and shots are in order.

Sex stuff obvs

Has he told you what he likes? Kinks, roleplay, yada yada yada

Make sure to use your 15 minutes wisely and thank your mother for continuing to drink through her pregnancy.

Meh FAS is overblown. You have to be drinking hard to really do damage.

"Meh FAS is overblown. You have to be drinking hard to really do damage", said /u/bugslife22112's mother as she swigged on her second handle of day.

every time some idiot lolcow comes here just to say something along these lines, an angel gets its wings, and then dies of cancer.

Haha I love what you did with that one!

bitch don't talk to me

BRUH you a retard lmao 😂✋ BTFO

Well you are the retard of the day

Ironic, considering it is you who is retarded

You come up with some good titles but holy shit I love the emoji usage in this one lol

It's a thing of beauty, isn't it?

Brevity is the soul of wit

I will be honest, I do not understand what any of those fucking emoji's mean. I still use :) & :P & :( that is the limit of my emoji knowledge.

you're on the right side of history

Ignorance really is bliss?

:) :P :(

They are emoticons not emojis. Emoticon is a combination of sings that represent an human emotion, while emojis not only represent human emotions but also other things.

Emoticons: :) :( :P
Emojis: 😊 ☹ 😝 🚧 🚥 ⚓ 🔰 🚤 🌋

I'm going to file this information under Things I don't give a fuck about.

I don't give a fuck about

You shouldn't, pal. Emojis are the new paradigm of communication. For example: Instead of writing your text, you could use 😲😐.

Stop putting this information in my brain!

TruthPains

Some quality emoji work right there. Isn't it odd that after thousands of years we've come full circle and are back to hieroglyphics?

The only odd part is that we've finally reprogressed to the standards of ancient Egypt.

I'm not even kidding, that society was dope af

Ancient Egypt was on point. They had their shit together.

They were kings after all.

Now we just need to start using emojis in place of particular consonants, vowels, et cetera.

yeah but other than admitting to drugging and raping women and getting prosecuted for it, what proof is there? checkmate rapetheists

prosecuted

convicted

What's your hot take on this, Raji?

Look, it's cool to be so contrarian you defend the pudding popper himself. Normies are always wrong.

people who use the term 'normies' are always wrong

It was ironic I swear!😭

Cosby got railroaded b/c the original DA unofficially agreed to not prosecute Cosby if he got on the stand and testified in the CIVIL TRIAL the woman originally brought against him, because the DA wouldn’t prosecute Cosby criminally b/c it would have just been a “he-said-she-said” case that happened like a decade ago with no physical evidence.

Then a new DA came into office and decided it would be a good PR move to prosecute Cosby, and use the testimony he gave in the civil trial, under the condition it wouldn’t be used in a criminal trial. And a judge allowed it b/c they didn’t get the agreement in writing, even though the previous DA acknowledged that was the deal they made.

So yes, it’s possible to defend Cosby against the legal railroading that happened to him while still acknowledging he’s a rapist.

That's kind of unfair. But is it as unfair as slipping a knockout drug into someone's drink and raping them while they're unconscious? 🤔🤔🤔

What kind of fucking hack lawyer would make a "deal" like that and not put it in writing? Who testifies under oath that they raped numerous women based on someone "unofficially" agreeing not to prosecute him?

If any of this is actually true this idiot railroaded himself. That's so incredibly stupid of him that he deserves to be jailed just for being too retarded to function in society.

he got fucked because the same turdsuckers who pranced around and LARPed all last year as defenders of "muh freeze peaches" don't really give a shit about any part of the actual constitution (e.g. statutes of limitations, bills of attainder and so forth) except insofar as it can be used as a prop in their ongoing cultural war to turn the US into a nazi theme park

wat

I would NEVER say these women were asking for it, but jfc people, you can’t walk up into an unaccompanied (but very publicly married) man’s house, sip alcohol, maybe take pills he gives you (don’t know if just offered or slipped unknowingly), and not expect some shady shit to go down. Do I have different instincts than these 60 women because the red flags are blinding me??? 60 women fell for this??? Surely not.

slipped unknowingly

He did this one.

I think you can excuse random women in the 80s or whatever for not expecting America's Dad to drug their drinks and rape them.

even if they are a collection of opportunistic aged (some might even go so far as to say 'wizened') gold-diggers and racist twats who literally waited until decades after the statute of limitations expired to trot out their little claims and, thanks to a (possibly biased and probably racist as fuck) prosecutor, was convicted in the public arena.

But hey, why would anyone expect the people who LARPed all last summer about "muh freeze peaches" to give a single solitary fuck (or to have even a basic understanding of) concepts such as bills of attainder and the reasons we have statutes of limitations)

lmao

I forget, are you an insane lefty novelty account or an insane righty novelty account? This rant could belong to either tbh.

You grossly overestimate women.

i don't even know why the fuck ANY woman goes to any dudes house alone, to be honest, that is retarded.

What does "full potato" mean?

What a weird fucking hill to die on

I knew something would come out of that. Quite disappointed with some of the regulars taking part in that and going into seriousposting.

You should've known better peepeedoubleyou...