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here's a vid of that GOTHBIRB https://twitter.com/ilovenicegrass/status/998391173122347008/video/1

That;s a spooky birb! I wouldn't have been able to remain that calm tbh

Let's not be too cute. That's a big ass motherfucker with a big ass motherfucking beak!! I don't want that thing anywhere near my head or face.

Oh yeah definitely. I'm already kind of uncomfortable around some normal birbs, this one would just send me running.

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Oh birb please bring sweet darkness on me thank you 😔😱

If I was a bird 🐦 I'd fly ✈ in circles ⚪ because I'm only left 👈 wing 😏😏

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Serious post - Is that a black palm cockatoo? I love them. They are so adorable little jerks.

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