About like 30 to 45 minutes ago I beat the fuck outta my dick so goddamn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb and my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird when I take a piss.
You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?
European Commission spokesperson Kinga Malinowska said that Juncker had not yet made any concessions.
“All I can say is that the talks are ongoing," Malinowska said in a statement. "President Juncker is working to avert new tariffs. No concessions made.”
Imagine actually believing any of the shit that comes out of Daddy's mouth after the Korean and Chinese fiascos lmao
The article you posted literally quotes the spokesperson of Juncker saying that no deal was reached and talks are still on going. What they actually 'agreed on', is to start talks that will, hopefully, lead towards 'zero tariffs, zero non-tariff barriers'.
In other words, enough hot air to refly the Hindenburg.
Junker is unironically the perfect european "mirror" of Trump. He talks almost as much shit, but he does it in a very classy way and is actually competent at his job. Junker is to Europe what Trump is to the US, basically.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-07-25
About like 30 to 45 minutes ago I beat the fuck outta my dick so goddamn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb and my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird when I take a piss.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-25
You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?
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1 Agenda_Poster 2018-07-25
Lmao thanks daddy! Now the soybeans will flood Europe making those faggots even more effeminate!
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-07-25
>Export all domestic soy crop to the yuropoors
>Illegalize soy stateside by making it a DEA scheduled substance
>Withdraw troops from europe
>Pull out of NATO
All according to keikaku.
1 GrittyOil 2018-07-25
Just as planned.
1 le_epic_xd 2018-07-25
I wonder if it official or if it just another one-day distraction for Daddy the unstable
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-07-25
Is there any doubt it's the latter? This isn't even a binding agreement.
1 Psyman2 2018-07-25
Doesn't matter. r/worldnews, r/the_Donald and r/politics are already up in arms.
Daddy has spoken the magic words, now half the US has to jump.
1 Matues49 2018-07-25
Imagine actually believing any of the shit that comes out of Daddy's mouth after the Korean and Chinese fiascos lmao
1 uniqueguy263 2018-07-25
Bloomberg and WSJ say that the EU agreed to expand imports of soybeans and natural gas, and Juncker said they came to a deal
1 Matues49 2018-07-25
The article you posted literally quotes the spokesperson of Juncker saying that no deal was reached and talks are still on going. What they actually 'agreed on', is to start talks that will, hopefully, lead towards 'zero tariffs, zero non-tariff barriers'.
In other words, enough hot air to refly the Hindenburg.
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-25
must.....remain.....opposed
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-07-25
Junker has balls... I still giggle at the clip where he slaps Orbán
1 watermark02 2018-07-25
That is literally my new fapping material
1 constantinople_2053 2018-07-25
Junker is unironically the perfect european "mirror" of Trump. He talks almost as much shit, but he does it in a very classy way and is actually competent at his job. Junker is to Europe what Trump is to the US, basically.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-07-25
Duh, of course, they are burger news.
1 EvilToastOverlord 2018-07-25
Imagine imagining things.
1 costof 2018-07-25
International trade negotiation over soybeans, this is your reality on memes
1 icefourthirtythree 2018-07-25
Guy just brought back TTIP. And that’s a good thing.
1 watermark02 2018-07-25
I honestly never got why an EU-US free trade deal didn't even seem to be in the works. Although I don't believe this amounts to that.
We also need a customs union and free movement with Canada.
1 ReddneckwithaD 2018-07-25
Amazing. Let us forever remember 2018 as the year a trade war was almost fought for motorbike vendors and soy merchants
1 allendrio 2018-07-25
OP is retarded there is no deal just trump making bullshit claims
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-07-25
so yet a gambling man I see? what's the over under on that poncho, I'll take ya on
1 cuteman 2018-07-25
"somehow"
Read are of the deal faggots, it's all in there.
1 ayqydqjj 2018-07-25
Good, it looks that this time Hypocritical EU and Coward USA can get a deal to true free trade finally after talking about free trade for a century.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-07-25
There's a deal until he decides at 3am there isn't when he tweets. Stable genius.