"Die in a fire, whore", incredible amount of whitefag fragility on display in r/insanepeoplefacebook about "white privilege"

6  2018-07-26 by Ed_ButteredToast

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People who use "umm ok sweetie" do actually deserve to die

> unironic "um ok sweetie"

Haggard ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿผ was a fat giant of a man.๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿป He towered ๐Ÿขover his students at nine 9๏ธโƒฃfeet ๐Ÿ‘ฃtall. Hermione ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ’ผwatched in awe as he guided his students ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽ“ into the magical creature pen just outside his wooden hut. ๐Ÿก

"Right, ladies! ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿ’ผT'day we're gunna lern aboot Brarhead Hoonds! ๐ŸถTern to page 69 ๐Ÿ˜‰of yer textbooks!" ๐Ÿ“š

There was a flutter of paper ๐Ÿ“ as students opened their books. ๐Ÿ“š A Japanese ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณgirl to Hermione's ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ’ผright โžก๏ธraised her hand. ๐Ÿคš

"P-Professor? Do you mean, Braehead Hounds?" ๐Ÿถโ˜บ๏ธ

"Aye, chinky," ๐Ÿ˜จHaggard ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿผreplied, "Thas what I said - Brarhead Hoonds."๐Ÿถ

There was a pause โœ‹ as Haggard opened the gate. ๐ŸšงTwo excited Braehead Hounds leapt and barked.๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•

"Ahh need two 2๏ธโƒฃvolunteers!" Haggard boomed. ๐Ÿ’ฅ

He scratched his beard and looked at the class before suddenly pointing at Hermione. โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

"Whoremione! ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ’ผYou'll do! And I need one more... Oy! Slanty eyes! ๐Ÿ˜ฃYou're up as well! Get in the pen!" ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿšง

Hermione ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ’ผand the Japanese ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ girl stood up and stepped into the Braehead Hounds' ๐Ÿถ pen.

"Now, girls. ๐Ÿ‘ญThese are magical creechurs. Yeh have to be be very careful because these are horny ๐Ÿ‘นdogs!๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ• I'm gunna teach yeh how to handle them safely!"๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿ”ซ

Haggard then closed the gate and locked it shut. ๐Ÿ”

Ring ring ๐Ÿ“ฑ ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’

"Aww shit, that's mah phone. ๐Ÿ“ฑ I'll be back faster than Congress ๐Ÿ’ฉ can impeach Trump." ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ

Haggard ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿผwandered off, leaving the girls ๐Ÿ‘ญlocked inside the wooden fence ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿšงwith the Hounds ๐Ÿ•while the class watched. ๐Ÿ‘€ Suddenly the Braehead Hounds ๐Ÿถ began to walk towards the girls!

"G-good d-doggy..." the Japanese ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท girl whimpered, stepping back and raising open palms. ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿคš

Suddenly, one of the Hounds ๐Ÿถ leapt at her, knocking her onto her back. She landed on the ground, her schoolgirl skirt ๐Ÿ‘—lifting up to reveal her panties. ๐Ÿ‘™Hermione๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ’ผ watched as the Japanese ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ girl's arms sank into the muddy earth. ๐Ÿ’ฉ She struggled to stand back up - but her arms were completely stuck! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

The Braehead Hound ๐Ÿถ wasted no time ploughing its snout ๐Ÿ‘ƒ between her yellow thighs. It's sharp teeth quickly found her cotton panties and chewed them off, exposing her virgin pussy๐ŸŒฎ to the entire class!

"N-Noooo!" she screamed.๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜จ

Hermione ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ’ผpanicked as the second Hound๐Ÿถ turned to face her. In a frantic flurry she made a dash ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ for the wooden fence. ๐Ÿšง๐ŸšงThere was a small crack between the planks - maybe enough for Hermione ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ’ผto squeeze through. She could hear the Hound ๐Ÿถchasing๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ her!

"Ah! Dammit!" Hermione cried.๐Ÿ˜ก

She had tried to dive through the gap, but she had only managed to get her upper half through the hole. ๐Ÿ˜ซShe was stuck waist down in the pen. No matter how she struggled and wriggled, the little witch couldn't break free.๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ†˜

She frantically searched for her wand, โšก๏ธ grabbing it from her cloak's pocket. As she lifted the magical stick to cast a spell it was snatched from her hand! โŒ

"Sorry, does this belong to you, Whoremione?" Muffloy jeered.๐Ÿ˜

The Slither-in student had stolen her only defence against the Hound.

"Give that back!" Hermione yelled.๐Ÿ˜ก

"No, I think the class would rather watch what happens next, you filthy mudblood." ๐Ÿ˜

The Japanese ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต girl's arms were still stuck in the thick muddy soil. The Braehead Hound ๐Ÿถ had buried its head between her thighs now. Its long, wet ๐Ÿ’ฆ tongue ๐Ÿ‘… was repeatedly caressing her virgin slit, lapping up her teenage juices. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’

"Ah! Ah! Ahhh! St-stooohhhhp! Ayaaaaahhhhhh!"๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ

The Hound slurped and slobbered ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ง at her cunt, ๐ŸŒฎits hot tongue ๐Ÿ‘… driving her ๐Ÿ˜ก with unwanted pleasure. ๐Ÿ˜Her little clitoris ๐ŸŒน was burning ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅwith each graze of the beast's ๐Ÿถ talented muscle. ๐Ÿ‘…

"Oh!!! Ohhhhh! I'm cuuummmmmiing!" she screamed, her body convulsing.๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’— ๐Ÿ˜

She shook and thrashed near-uncontrollably. The unwanted orgasm rocked ๐ŸŽธher body to its core. But the Hound ๐Ÿถ wasn't finished yet - it continued licking ๐Ÿ‘… even after she had finished.

"W-Wait! Ahhh! T-too sensitive!!!! Ooooohhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!!!"๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ต

Hermione ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ’ผwas not having much luck ๐Ÿ€ either. The second Hound ๐Ÿ•had placed its paws ๐Ÿพupon her back in an attempt to mount her. It's hard, eight 8๏ธโƒฃinch shaft was already pressing up against her tight vulva ๐Ÿ‘ through her panties. It thrust forward as hard as it could, but the elastic panties refused to yield. ๐Ÿšซโ›”๏ธ

"Oh! Ah! Bad dog! Ah!" Hermione gasped.๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿพ

She struggled to break free and keep her composure in front of her class. If she could only last until Haggard ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿผcame back...

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"AHHHHHHH!"๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Hermione's ๐Ÿถpanties suddenly snapped and eight inches of doggy ๐Ÿ•dick ๐ŸŒญplunged into her soaking wet pussy. ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿฑ

She felt it fill up her body, stretching her cunt ๐Ÿ‘with its thick cock. ๐ŸŒญAlmost immediately it began to thrust in and out at an inhumanly quick pace. ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฟ

"Ah! Ah! Ah!" ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Her moans came fast. Too fast. ๐Ÿƒ๐ŸฟShe could barely catch her breath. ๐Ÿ’จ She curled her toes ๐Ÿ‘ฃ as the pleasure spread like a plague ๐Ÿ˜ท throughout her body. With each thrust her big breasts โšฝ๏ธ โšฝ๏ธ swung back and forth.

She clenched her hands ๐Ÿ‘Š and banged her fists ๐Ÿ‘Š against the fence. ๐Ÿšง๐ŸšงHer efforts were fruitless though - she was well and truly stuck.

The Japanese ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ student had cum four 4๏ธโƒฃtimes now. Her little mind was going blank as the hound's ๐Ÿถ unceasing tongue ๐Ÿ‘… never stopped licking.

"Aaaahhh! Oh yes!! Yesss!!! I'm a little doggy ๐Ÿ•slut!!! Lick ๐Ÿ‘… my pussy ๐Ÿ‘ !" ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜she hollered, another orgasm washing through her body.

Hermione felt something thick begin to swell within her pussy. ๐Ÿ‘

"Oh look," Muffloy ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿปlaughed, "it's knotting Whoremione!"

The swelling pushed up and stretched her pussy, placing an immense pressure upon her quivering g-spot. ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’“This was enough to drive ๐Ÿš— her over the edge.

"Oh! Oh fuck! I'm cummming! Nooooooohhhhhhh!!!"๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Hermione's body betrayed her as she came. ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆSeconds later she heard the Hound howl.๐Ÿ•

"Arroooooo!"๐Ÿถ

"No! Don't cum inside me!"๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Hermione๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ’ผ knew that many of the magical creatures in Haggard's ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿผclass could impregnate girls. ๐Ÿ˜œRight now was a very dangerous time of the month for her!โœ‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ŽโŒ๐Ÿ’ฆ

She felt a hot, goopy fluid ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆrush into the depths of her pussy ๐Ÿ‘ and flood into her fertile womb. The sensation was enough to send a second orgasm through her teenage body. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸฝAlready, the Hound's ๐Ÿ•sperm were swimming towards her teenage eggs ๐Ÿณ, seeking to fertilise them. As the Braehead Hound ๐Ÿถ continued to cum, the cum began to leak ๐Ÿ’ฆ out of her pussy ๐Ÿ‘ and trickle down her thighs.

"Hahaha!" the class roared in laughter at the two girls' plight. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

"Looks like Whoremione is going to be a pregnant slut now!" Muffloy jeered, egging the crowd on.๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜

"N-noooooo! Get me out of the fence! I- ahhh- I need to get the cum out! Ooooh!"๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’“

After five minutes of pumping her pussy ๐Ÿฑ full of cum, ๐Ÿ’ฆ the Hound ๐Ÿ•finally released her, leaving her lower half drenched in thick white semen. ๐Ÿผ The Japanese ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณ girl wasn't faring any better. The Hound ๐Ÿถ had finally left her alone - but she was still quivering on the ground in the aftershock of twelve 1๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃconsecutive orgasms.

Haggard ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿผreturned four hours later - long enough for the Hounds ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•to fuck the Japanese ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ญ girl, and for Hermione's ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ’ผtight little ass ๐Ÿ‘ to get flooded ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆwith doggy cum too.

๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆโœŒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜โœŒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

"Oh bugger," mumbled Haggard,๐Ÿ˜ซ "I've already hit mah allowed limit of eight impregnated students this month. The school nurse ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€โš•๏ธis gunna kill ๐Ÿ’€ me..."

Lol I have thee Google Doc that's from is really entertaining.

๐Ÿคญ

Spermskins in that thread clearly can't cope

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