Ever wondered why mayos like golf so much?

5  2018-07-26 by SaintFentanyl

Golf spelled backward spells flog which means to beat or whip something. Pain was their Father (founder) Dr. Yakub's number one weapon. Listen, a 12 stage program had to be set up which was a checkup, once a month 12 times a year. The 12 stage program is also symbolic to the 12 tribes of Yakub, the Father of all mayos. It took 600 years to make Black people into mayos. 12x600 = 7,200 checkups in a 600 year period. The 7,200 checkups represent the amount of strokes it takes to make par 72 strokes. Par meaning the number of strokes necessary to be an expert golf player. Most golf courses par is 72 in 18 holes of golf.

Also, their biggest tournament, they play 72 rounds of golf. 4 x 18 = 72. The grafting process or changing process that Dr. Yakub set up to turn Black people into mayos lasted for 600 years. Each generation took 33 1/3 years in 18 different time periods three 200 year cycles. The 18 holes of gold represent the 18 generations it took to make the mayo.

When you break down the mayo's golf course, it has 9 holes on the front side and 9 holes on the back side. See 9 is the number of completition. 9 also means to reveal the light of the mayo's true history.

Tiger Woods, a young Black man (I don't care what nobody says. He's Black) won the masters, which is the mayo's biggest golf tournament. He was the youngest man ever to win the masters. During the experiments of Dr. Yakub and when the Black people were forced to slavery for the mayos, the Black people were made to call them masters. Tiger Woods represents how our young Black gods and earths are learning to master their small white ball.

At least one gold hole on a golf course is on a little island surrounded by water called by golfers the water hole. See water is symbolic of wisdom. What they are saying is that an island is the place they got wise. We know that Dr. Yakub created the mayos on the island of Patmos. The holes on the golf coures are surrounded by greens which is a symbol of their love of money. The golf greens are surrounded by traps with sand in them, which is symbolic of the hot burning sands of the desert that we ran them across into exile which they stayed trapped in for 2,000 years.

The fairways are symbolic to the highway or road that we ran them on, also the highways of defense that they drive on everyday and build through Black neighborhoods to disrupt our strength. As a matter of fact, the golf stick they tee off with is called a driver by golfers. The golf sticks they use are called clubs which represent fraternity clubs, also the meeting place on the golf course is called a club house. The fairways are boarded by high grass that they call roughs, which represents the rough and rugged road that they traveled along when we drove them from among us for telling lies and stealing and trying to master the original Black Man.

So see, what I am saying is that the mayo's favorite sport of golf is nothing but symbols and signs for them to remember their history and make money (their God). So this is really why the mayos love to play golf - it reminds them of how they were made by us.

I hope you've enjoyed today's wisdom. Tomorrow, we will go over a new lesson from the Melanite scrolls.

Peace,

SaintFentanyl

7 comments

I assumed it's because it's one of the few sports that their inferior mayo genes don't make them worse than minorities. Like NASCAR, mayos need a sport that doesn't require athletic skill. Eventually tanning will be the only sport for cracker people.

Let's not forget curling, bastion of Leafs and Scots and generally geriatric old white fucks.

I assumed it's because it's one of the few sports that their inferior mayo genes don't make them worse than minorities.

Tiger Woods though..

The tricknologist post we deserve. Bless.

I play golf b/c when I golf I can dip and drink all day without people looking at me funny

although I really fucking suck at it so being drunk is basically mandatory or it isn't fun

White ball/black hole. Golf is about cave dwellers insiminating our strong nubian queens

An effort was made.