Drama struggle session: What's are some white things that you do?

33  2018-07-26 by Ultrashitposter

It seems we have too many white people here nowadays, bringing their nonsense from other parts of reddit. Now i'm not going to point any fingers at specific users or the subreddits that they hail from, but it seems like a good idea that we all confess our sins to the rest of the sub.

For example: I like to listen to Judas Priest while training.

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Read.

Write.

Swim.

gay

I really like sailing.

gay

Lift

gay

Black ppl lift all the time tho

Especially when there's a blackout.

I like to suck big dicks

not gay at all

nothing wrong with that, pal. This is a catholic board

unironically i would like all Protestants and Orthodox to leave

What about Coptics?

What's their opinion on the pop

Which one?

The real one

They like the real pope. The original pope.

have a job

gay

Live

Take it in the ass

Use sun screen.

Post on reddit

I say “ope” when I need to pass by someone

I like to max out my Roth IRA every year

I read drama subs

I once said “I will have to try their (coffee shop) Pumpkin Spice Latte next time I drop my dog off at the daycare next door.”

I have actually dated both white men and white women

It's fucking disgusting

You brought this onto yourself brother.at this pace you will never reach jannah

Eat yoghurt without a spoon.

Try to be better than my friends in some obscure way.

Est with utensils...chopsticks not included

My taxes.

Pay rent

I like to wear sandals with socks.

I use proper grammar.

post on r/Drama

I learn the lyrics to songs from musicals.

White things I do:

-wear flannel shirts I bought in the 90s
-invest like 40% of my income
-wear cargo shorts
-stay married to a white lady
-say "ope"
-have prescription Wayfarers
-listen to classical music
-listen to 1970s country music
-listen to oldies
-wear the same New Balance shoes as your dad
-go to farmer's markets

I'm DISCUSTING

I play classic rock on the guitar.

Air fry things since I can no longer afford the oil for my deep fryer

I speak at a reasonable volume in public.

I hate spicy food

I smell of wet beaver when I'm wet

ride bycicles whilst listening to vampire weekend

Secretly hate black people while at the same time stealing bits and pieces from their culture because I don't have original thoughts.

black people

culture

lmao

I listen to TayTay

read

im banned on subreddits. i wish i wasnt this way

Having dad?

I listen to Beach Boys during my Sunday jog.

Dressage