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Roseanne: "She's gotta get a new haircut. Seriously, she needs a new haircut."

lmfao

I kinda believe Roseanne honestly didnt know. Which makes this whole thing funnier

I tend to agree with you. I really get the feeling she saw the 'joke' somewhere else and just repeated it.

After seeing a couple pictures of Valerie Jarret I'm honestly inclined to give her the botd this time. She looks pretty white to me.

Still a crazy Qanon follower though...

I mean she is a boomer

I mean she doesn't just look white, she also looks like the Planet of the Apes girl character from those old movies whose name evades me because I didn't actually watch them. But I'll be damned if she doesn't look more similar than necessary.

Imagine not knowing Dr. Zira's name off the top of your head. Go fuck yourself until you die from it.

Zira...Cornelius...untie me

Dr.zaius?

But can I play the piano anymore?

Well of course you can!

Well I couldn't before!

I hate every ape I see from chimpan A to chimpanzee.

*simian

Valerie Jarret

Here's Google Images for those that haven't seen her yet.

She looks white AF, IMO.

She is not white?

I'm Irish and tan darker than her in the summer. Is she black like all those basic hippy chicks who claim to be native American?

Her father and her mother. You can definitely see some facial features that are prominents in black humans in her father's face.

I just found out Jarret is featured in "Finding Your Roots S02E06", so if you want to know more, take a look at that. (It's an hour long video and I currently don't have the time to watch).

Finding Your Roots

A DNA test taken by the show Finding Your Roots with Henry Louis Gates, Jr. (2014) stated that Valerie’s genetic ancestry is:

49% European ——–approx. *28% Irish and Scottish ——–16% Scandinavia ——–3% Western Europe ——–2% Ashkenazi Jewish 46% Sub-Saharan African ——–24% Nigeria ——–8% Congo ——–6% Ivory Coast and Ghana ——–5% Senegal ——–2% Southeastern Bantu ——–*1% Benin and Togo *5% Native American

I think you people have some kind of cognitive dysfunction if you can't recognise any of the obvious facial structure signifiers that this woman isn't white.

She's more white than anything else. From wikipedia.

Her parents are both of European and African-American descent. On the television series Finding Your Roots, DNA testing indicated that Jarrett is of 49% European, 46% African, and 5% Native American descent.

I'm struggling to understand what you're trying to say here.

She's not white? Yeah, I know. I didn't need a DNA test to determine that.

At least Roseanne has the retarded ambien excuse for being incomprehensibly stupid. I can only assume r/Drama users brains must have skipped development of the parts that deal with facial recognition because most normal people can get at least a rough idea of ethnicity from looks.

She's half white and I've known people who claim to be white who look less white than her. I can see why someone would not be certain about her race or combination of races. She reminds me of a "white" filipina. She really got an unique combination of features.

I just think it is funny everyone was screaming, "She is Iranian, not black!" which made no sense as Iranian is a nationality and not a race.

"He is American, not <insert any race here" Trump followers really are fucking stupid.

Iranian is a nationality not a race

How fucking stupid do you have to be to not be familiar with Persian ethnicity?

Well, like you just said, that is Persians, not Iranian.

You know they're the same thing right?

Lol what am I saying. Of course you don't.

Mann I wish you could hear my sigh from across the internet.

I'll admit that channeling Nazeem felt dirty eve if you are a moron.

Same. I also believe she deserved it anyways which makes it absolutely hysterical.

Joe Rogan talked about her on his podcast and it honestly sounds like that is the case. Apparently she's a fucking a train wreck and needs help.

you can be mentally ill AND an asshole, guys.

She's always been an asshole.

I believe it totally

otoh she definitely looks like an extra from Planet of the Apes

Lol, she deserves it even more. If your going to shitpost on Twitter whole having a multimillion dollar show and not have the forethought to think your insults out a little more, then you deserve everything you get.

when shawn fucking hannity has to beg you to apologize you done fucked up

she had a serious brain injury as a teen in a car accident, I legit wonder if there ins't some kind of problem surfacing there

Almost certainly.

She was hospitalized when she was young, too. She has talked about her mental health problems a lot through the years.

didn't tila tequila have a major brain injury that turned her into a nazi or some shit?

Brain damage turns you alt-right, confirmed.

would definitely explain a lot

Suffered a TBI at 16, and I'm still not alt-right. I'm now concerned what other shitty path it has in store for me.

I'll probably be a Christian fundamentalist flat-earther or some shit within the next couple years.

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Well, you post here, so you're already down a bad path in life.

Lol, what the fuck are you panicking about?

HOLY SHIT SHE'S NOT CRYING ON TV AND SCREAMING FOR HER LIFE BECAUSE I CALLED HER RACIST? WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING, DOES SHE HAVE A BRAIN INJURY?

You are a spastic mess of a "person."

lol

calm down roseanne

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Peak mayo fragility

uniroincally posts in MDE

The same way you came in then, yeah?

Roseanne has been crazy for years and years, I don’t understand why people pretended to be so surprised.

idg why she would apologize, it's 2018, everyone is already firmly in the "say one racist thing and your life should be ruined" camp or not

she's already a legend and hopefully has a few bucks in the bank, she can definitely come back on her own terms especially as time goes on and traditional studios/networks/etc stranglehold on production weakens further

Interviewing like Harmony Korine. I'm impressed!

I've never seen him interview, what's his deal?

He's a bit of a goofball, his interviews are all over the place.

I recommend watching his old appearances on Letterman, they're non youtube. Letterman couldn't handle him as a teenager.

Harmony Korine

Wow, haven't heard that name in a while. Now I want to watch Gummo again.

"The whites are led by Vanilla Ice, and the blacks are led by MC Hammer. The Jews hide in trees."

A Crack-up at the Race Riots

I get the feeling NBC realized Roseanne was an absolute disaster waiting to happen and just dropped her ass the first chance they got.

Abc

Yeah them too

I like how you're defending a soulless corporate entity's right to market to you with false conviction. You really are a philosopher for the ages.

"Don't you get it? WalMart fired that greeter who sneezed when I was shopping. WalMart is my ally."

WalMart needs to learn how to take a step back and let others speak about their lived experience before they can become a good ally

how's that PHIL intro summer course going

lol if she dropped a Qanon reference i would lose it

Blue checkmark twitter. He should accidentally cook a frag grenade while standing next to his squad in Call of duty hardcore search amd destroy

all the people on twitter that you like also have blue checkmarks

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet

What I don't understand is, why is Valerie Jarrett the target?

she was (((concerned))) about the iran deal

What does this have to do with pedophilia jokes?

Is there video of this?

I Didn't know that woman was black either honestly.

Neither did anyone else.

why do you have to apologize for? being mean to somebody?

Shes not black lol

Ok I’m late to the party but I have to rag on the original cast from Roseanne for a bit. All these NOBODIES, maybe with the exception of John Goodman, would have no place on tv if it weren’t for Roseanne, and only Roseanne. And they abandoned her in a flash, knowing that she created the show and launched it into an incredible success, and lead them all to great riches. They knew she was controversial, that’s never not been the case. But wtf Roseanne cast, you guys are the worst fucking disloyal backstabbers on tv. That’s your tv mom, and you couldn’t even back her up?? Cold, cold.

No offense but I'm not sinking my career just because you were the lead role and I was a side character.

Full stop.

lol calling Sarah Chalke and Laurie Metcalf nobodies.

Maybe John Goodman isn't a nobody

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Roseanne is a Qanontard. Any amount of time spent in CBTS or greatawakening sort of shows that there's both a good chance that roseanne is dumb enough to not know the lady she was attacking is black (something that even a preliminary internet search will turn, regardless of appearance) and very likely also a racist. Seems like that's the case for lots of cbtstards.

lol cringe will sommer again

look at his face