I am now a reformed Democrat Socialist. And I feel much better.

0  2018-07-27 by PitoStinko

Some of you may know me, most probably don't, I am not a well known redditor at all. I am a former mod of r/walkaway, and took some heat lately with some of your members, and somehow this sub got caught in the crossfire. I apologize for that, and as a newly reformed Democrat Socialist, I believe I am one of you all now.

You know, I've been thinking a lot about bussy lately, and I don't understand why more Americans aren't quite on board with us yet. We have so many great qualities... Free Heathcare, open borders, free College, free everything. And we are really about sticking it to those greedy rich white men who buy yachts and hookers. Why should they have all of that money? It isn't fair.

Now that we got that out of the way, I would like to sit down and get the interrogation crossfire that I deserve. Play hardball, I really am reformed.

Even if this gets deleted, I just wanted to throw this out there. Give me your best shot.

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And we are really about sticking it to those greedy rich white men who buy yachts and hookers. Why should they have all of that money?

Why should any wh*te "people" have money at all?

I agree completely. White Males used African Americans as slaves a few decades ago. There is a good argument that White Males shouldn't receive any income at all. Even if their ancestors migrated here after the Democrats abolished slavery, you still have benefited from White Privilege throughout your lives.

What I think White Men should do, is mandatory volunteer work for a few hundred hours every year, at various locations and jobs throughout the United States. Have them clean up the streets of Black communities, assist New Americans crossing over the border to start a new life, build community centers for Minorities, etc. There is so much Whites can do to pay back, even if it isn't money.

Now I know the racists in this country won't be willing to do such a thing, but that is why we pass legislation :). They can't run from our pen.

For clarification, I to am a White Male and am 100% ready to pay back society for the horrible things we did throughout our countries history.

You should keep walking, chapo is that way 👉👉👉

I don't think I am quite reformed enough for that sub. But maybe I will give it a shot.

Turns out I am banned from there.

me too, thanks

Gary

Better dead than red comrade.

Yes. I agree.

Once we get back power, the first thing we need to do is take out all of those fascist right wingers by any means necessary. We can start by completely eradicating that crusty old Bill of Rights. Fascist hide behind free speech. And freedom is an invented concept made by White Christian Males as an excuse to spread racism. Freedom is slavery.

We should unironically give the red states what they want less help from the fed starting with taking all the welfare they take in and aren’t very grateful for. Cut off all their federal funding and watch red states collapse under republican policies.

Well that does sound nice, but there are some Red States that would function just fine on their own, such as Texas, and that is a very dangerous idea. Mainly because there is actually a Minority population within red states, some of them with a huge Minority population, like Alabama and Mississippi. Go figure?! I thought Minorities only existed to the West of the Rockies and East of the Hudson. The more ya know!

Anyways, these Minorities are on our side, they only vote dem I mean Socialist, because that is what is best for them. And we do not want Texas becoming its own Superpower. They could easily start a Coup against the rest of the United States and probably be a tough adversary. Seeing as how most veterans are from Texas, and they have some of the largest airbases in the world there.

A better idea would be to first strip America of its guns. Because the right to bear arms something straight out of Mein Kampf. Then we dismantle the military. We won't need protection from foreign enemies, because we don't have any. That is fear mongering from the right wing. What we will need protection against is our own people, the White Men. That is why we give full military power to the next democrat who wins. Democrats have now bent the knee to the DSA, we own them.

We will not need airbases any longer. We can give our of our aeriel power to countries like Palestine to protect themselves from the Israeli fascists. We can evenly distribute our nuclear power to our Comrades in the Middle East, for all of the devastation we have caused them

That’s a lot nonsense. Who needs to take away some yocals guns when they wouldn’t be any match for the actual armed forces or national guard putting them down with ease?

Mainly because there is actually a Minority population within red states, some of them with a huge Minority population, like Alabama and Mississippi.

Don’t care. Welfare mooches in red states mayo or otherwise need to learn voting R hurts them and the country.

Seeing as how most veterans are from Texas,

You’re point? Most veterans didn’t even serve in combat roles you retard and assuming they’d all fight for conservatives when the majority of the fighting age <35 won’t even vote R is amusing.

Texas is basically the only red state who can self sustain and they aren’t even that red 2016 election: Trump 4,685,047 52.23% Hillary 3,877,868 43.24%.

I am going to answer this last question. I never said all Texas veterans would fight for conservatives, but the vast majority of them, outside of Austin, would fight for Texas.

And Hillary will get another shot, she will win this time. Take care!

I am unironically done for the night. I've updated my post with a farewell edit. Feel free to join me anywhere you can find me. I am always up for discussion.

gosh you're boring, slow night? It works better if every take isn't a hot take/caricature of the people you're trying to bait. You have to drip the hot takes in slowly.

tbh it's kind of more insulting than your usual hillareee posts, at least those are honest

Also, 100% of civilians have never served in a combat role. What makes you think they'd stand up in a fight to veterans who have?

LOL. And Lackland Air Force base are yocals with guns? Yeah, that and yocals with the best AA defense weaponry in the world, and long range ballistic missiles, and air to surface missiles, and glide bombs, and intercontinental ballistic missiles, and thermonuclear bombs, bunker busters, and oh just some rusty old laser guided missiles. Just a bunch of yocals them Texas folk

another tip is to not fall for bait in your own bait post. Oh, and if you really want a chance at it getting traction, actually leave or fake getting kicked from the sub you 'formerly moderate', I mean, people can actually click on your username.

I never left in the first place. And I didn't take any bait. As I said in my Chappo post, I am done for the night, back in Stinko mode. The spell of liberalism was lifted from my head. And I got much better responses there and to be honest, they were actually open to hooking jabs with me even though they knew I was messing around.

This guy just said that Texas is a bunch of yocals with guns. I had to correct him on that one. It is clear he has never left whatever shithole liberal bubble he lives in. If I were a betting man, I'd put my money on Seattle, Portland Oregon, or Northern California. Folks from there tend to be the most narrow-minded. Yeah, Houston is yocal, Dallas is yocal, Austin is yocal, San Antonio is yocal, Corpus Christi is yocal, Port A is yocal, Katy is yocal, San Marcos is yocal, El Paso is yocal, Sugar Land is yocal.

He has no idea what he is talking about and in my opinion it is even dangerous to put him behind the keyboard. His ignorance is so overwhelming that it is damages the eyes of people who simply view this post.

He said that not every veteran served in a combat role, and would lose to his communist army. Yet, 100% of civilians have not served in a combat role either, and that would make up the vast majority of his fantasy army. What sense does that even make? He said that veterans wouldn't fight for conservatives. Well what makes him think they would fight for him? What a dipshit lol.

And then the best part. He called Texas a bunch of yocals with guns when referring to Texas's air power. Yeah... Texas is home to the majority of the countries air power.

While I do not believe Texas would start a Coup if it became its own nation, I think it does have the power to sustain itself. One of the strongest economies in the world, and Texans pay ZERO in state taxes. And about the Coup, he said that his communist army would follow him to crush Texas. Why will the country fall behind some fat Reddit addict, who is stinking up the cushions of his couch 15 hours a day? Why would they want him as a leader?

I never left in the first place.

I know, that's why nobody's biting, it isn't even plausible; we want free-range drama.

And I didn't take any bait.

the next couple hundred words disagree. Just eat some blue bell the next time someone besmirches the great state of Tejas

I miss Tejas. When I am finished with school here in Russia I am headed right back home to Tejas.

That wasn't bait. I clearly said I was out of Comrade Pito mode and back into rational Stinko mode. I am sorry you are too lazy and unfocused to verify that. Maybe you need to stop selling your government prescribed vyvanse for reddit karma and actually take your medication.

I clearly said I was out of Comrade Pito mode and back into rational Stinko mode. I am sorry you are too lazy and unfocused to verify that. Maybe you need to stop selling your government prescribed vyvanse for reddit karma and actually take your medication.

Nobody missed it, you're just an unfunny agendaposter in either 'mode', so why even address it?

I really don't give a fuck about what you have to say you stupid boomer. You obviously care because you have been blowing my inbox up for the past hour. What is it, break time at Onward Together graveyard shift?

Texas would collapse under the weight of republican policies. It takes more money from the feds than it pays out.

If you want to see a state that actually pays for itself, look to California.

I am unironically done for the night. I've updated my post with a farewell edit. Feel free to join me anywhere you can find me. I am always up for discussion.

Not that kind of red. Communism red.

Your schtick sucks

Thank you.

You people are so friendly. How do I give reddit gold?

Well, first you have to have 4 bucks, so......

What Schtick?

This one

I don't see anything. Go ahead, ask me a question if you want.

No thanks

dumb bait op is a faggot

Stop with the faggotry, it’s not a good look.