My (((sources))) have informed me that Julian Assange is going to be taken into custody soon.

28  2018-07-28 by better_bot

I predict a Category 2-3 shitnado so stay vigilant.

8 comments

1  BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-07-28

Are your sources the news?

1  better_bot 2018-07-28

I can not divulge my sources, sorry.

1  stickleroflove 2018-07-28

As someone who is living in Equador, I can confirm this has been a building likelyhood in the last week.

1  oh_no_aliens 2018-07-28

As someone with their ear to the streets, can confirm, Ecuador is piss tired of spending cheddar to keep a criminal in their embassy.

There's always like a dozen cops or more surrounding the fucking place in london, they want hommie bad.

1  HumptyDumptysBalls 2018-07-28

As someone else in Ecuador, I'm high off of coke and beat my wife today

1  snallygaster 2018-07-28

Post Ecuadorian recipes

1  a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-07-28

hurry up

1  awayhow 2018-07-28

I hope they give him life for shitposting.