Wholeheartedly agree. Been in Monk mode for a while now and every time I pull a girl she fucks with my schedule. It's got to the point now where I value getting up early and maintaining my routine far better than a tight pussy. I am turning down booty calls. As a desperate sex-addict for most of my life, I never, ever thought I'd get to this point.
There's something so cathartic about just... being alone. I do not even see my friends anymore. Like you said, I realised a lot of them are just lame, or transactionally don't offer me anything, while taking a lot. The only people I interact with now are cashiers and guys at the gym when asking for the rack. Eventually of course I will reconnect with my pals, but this experiment in solitude has done me wonders so far.
I've even gone one step further into ludditism. I thew away my router and got rid of my smartphone. Now my home is entirely disconnected from the outside world. I wake up and there's no reddit or youtube to distract me, no apps on my phone to scroll through. Ever tried hanging out at home without any internet connection?... your dead time disappears, the place is magically much cleaner and that pile of books very quickly diminishes.
He says he spends an hour a day at his university's library. (He's like 33 and an undergrad, such alpha!)
I'm not sure this could all be written in an hour, so either he's lying or he writes this in hardcopy and then goes to a college library to post it, which is amazing.
Damn, that's embarrassing. You'd think that with all his newfound free time, he'd be able to dedicate at least some of it to compensating for being dumb enough to have to try to not flunk out of undergrad neuroscience.
Seriously - the current state of undergrad neuroscience is just barely a step above undergrad psychology. You have actively try to fail at getting a bachelors in psychology.
I like how his post has the same structure posts in r/WritingPrompts and r/NoSleep have. It's fitting, since it comes across as even more badly written and genuinely creepy than either.
Anyway I didn’t get her number ... but was unable to close ... She skips away and I never see her again ... but I got the hint and didn’t text her again ... but she just ignored me entirely
Jesus Christ imagine living like that, every little interaction generating a pageful of notes to be typed into an essay with lots of bold and summarised at the end in
*neat
*little
*bullet points
Honestly the sheer undiluted autism is more offensive to me than trp's attitude towards women
Also ''heathcliff' lmao
Shit like this makes it a little more understandable why womyn get to the point where they decide they've finally had enough when a retard asks for a fist bump.
No one should be allowed to vote. But if we're going to have it, the only ones who should are the ones who have a stake in the society; home/business owners and those with children. As if some 19 year old college thot who can't chop an onion holds the same weight as a mother of 3 or a man who built a business from scratch. Ridiculous.
Still has time to post on MDE. Lol. Looks like he thinks he shouldn't vote tho.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-28
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1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-28
So are TRP field reports literally just Urban Dictionary erotica with less sex and more words?
1 d-amazo 2018-07-28
neckbeard fan fiction
1 schoolboystirner 2018-07-28
I mean you'd think you'd manage to score in your fantasies. Our friend here doesn't even seal the deal in his write ups.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-07-28
I legit think all this shit happened. This legit sounds like how different types of girls would act around a total creep
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-07-28
Considering he brags that thots like it when he doesn't wear deodorant - He's a new level of neckbeard.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-28
Heathcliff is just the bestest.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-28
How is he posting these rants without an internet connection?
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-28
He says he spends an hour a day at his university's library. (He's like 33 and an undergrad, such alpha!)
I'm not sure this could all be written in an hour, so either he's lying or he writes this in hardcopy and then goes to a college library to post it, which is amazing.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-28
Alternative: He writes it on his computer, puts it on a USB and goes to the library to post it.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-07-28
Don't make excuses for the lolcows.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-07-28
..... He's 33 and doing poorly at a neuroscience degree?
STEMlord snert.
You'd think he'd at least do better then some of his "plates" with all his free time.
1 snallygaster 2018-07-28
Damn, that's embarrassing. You'd think that with all his newfound free time, he'd be able to dedicate at least some of it to compensating for being dumb enough to have to try to not flunk out of undergrad neuroscience.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-07-28
CHAD - Choosy Hooligans And Dumbass
1 Heydammit 2018-07-28
Seriously - the current state of undergrad neuroscience is just barely a step above undergrad psychology. You have actively try to fail at getting a bachelors in psychology.
1 Chester_Harvester 2018-07-28
Experiment in solitude or a downard spiral of depression? I'm sure we'll find out.
1 Mat_The_49th 2018-07-28
I like how his post has the same structure posts in r/WritingPrompts and r/NoSleep have. It's fitting, since it comes across as even more badly written and genuinely creepy than either.
1 _Petronius 2018-07-28
Yeah, but those are fiction subs. Heathcliff's stories are 100% real.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-07-28
This sounds like Part 1 of a 74-part terrible /r/nosleep story from the perspective of the villain
1 Think_Once 2018-07-28
What a success story.
1 princess_y_fronts 2018-07-28
Was it a success story?
pro: didn't go full supreme gentleman
con: wrote manifesto anyway
1 hitlerallyliteral 2018-07-28
Jesus Christ imagine living like that, every little interaction generating a pageful of notes to be typed into an essay with lots of bold and summarised at the end in
*neat
*little
*bullet points
Honestly the sheer undiluted autism is more offensive to me than trp's attitude towards women
Also ''heathcliff' lmao
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-07-28
Heathcliff, it’s me Kathy.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-07-28
Can't even ping him so he can give us some tips
1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2018-07-28
I would imagine ( I would never do this) that people will just start making throwaways and PMing the lolcows here.
1 snallygaster 2018-07-28
Please don't
1 uniqueguy263 2018-07-28
/u/snallygaster /u/justcool393 ur the big gay go commit die
1 shallowm 2018-07-28
the absolute state of /r/drama
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 Straightest_Guy_Ever 2018-07-28
Can I PM him and tell him people at /r/drama are making fun of him?
1 schoolboystirner 2018-07-28
What did he prove with this?
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-07-28
The autist manifesto - An incel tries to learn basic social skills but still manages to screw up.
1 parameciidae 2018-07-28
Shit like this makes it a little more understandable why womyn get to the point where they decide they've finally had enough when a retard asks for a fist bump.
1 princess_y_fronts 2018-07-28
this is why we need feminism
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-07-28
Still has time to post on MDE. Lol. Looks like he thinks he shouldn't vote tho.
1 captainpriapism 2018-07-28
psh i make women uncomfortable constantly and you dont hear me bragging about it
1 leva549 2018-07-28
Be honest, did anyone actually read the whole thing?
1 Destirigon 2018-07-28
This fucker could have scored with a Russian Goth-loli and ruined it.
RIP